The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing

Yu Yao had a dream. He grew his hair long, put on women's clothes, and grew old together with He Jinping.

However, he is not happy.

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After clicking the friend request, it took a few minutes to agree. The list of "A few big thieves of mine" popped up, and Yu Yao clicked in, using his brain to organize the conversation—should we be a bitch first, or just talk about the business?

After deliberating for a while, I sent him a kitty face emoji first, and started a negotiation concerning the life and death of the alliance——

"Little brother (*/ω＼*) hi~"

There was no reply there, Yu Yao sorted out his thoughts, because he hadn't figured out what type of cute girls this "big couple" liked for the time being, so he decided to take the safest route: "Brother, I'm an LTP diplomat, here's fafa ~ Now I want to tell you about Gu Han, Gu Han is also like this when he is angry, can you help us, let Piao Piao don't hit us~"

There is no reply yet.

How to fatten four?

Yu Yao quickly posted another cute emoji.

"Little brother, are you there? Meow meow~?"

The news jumped, and most of them were very indifferent: "I caused the trouble myself, and I solved it myself."

Huh?

"It's because we couldn't solve it that we came to you, little brother. Our alliance has already apologized, and Gu Han has also scolded him. We just can't calm down when he floats around. We have no choice. They said that only you can control him. Aren't you the leader of CTM? Brother, can you help me QAQ, we are so pitiful!"

A cold sentence came over there, "Fix it yourself."

Lying on the grass!

Incorrect information?It seems that you are not going to help?

Yu Yao decided to insist on it: "We also want to solve it, but we can't solve it. Our alliance is small, everyone is quiet, and what we say can't be conveyed to the ears that are floating around, and he looks very stubborn. Brother, think about it, if our alliance is pushed like that, will the image of CTM become very bad, then more people will abandon the pit, and the game will not be fun, and this matter is originally LTP and OMG Piao just got involved unintentionally. Does it have anything to do with him? Why do you help others bully our LTP, and if you do something wrong, you will always be given a chance to correct it~ Little brother, don’t be so fierce, please help me Okay?" Sending two cute emoticons in succession!

After a while, the reply came: "It's not me, your LTP is too shameful, you should learn a lesson, go to the beach for a few days, and change the name of the alliance to redevelop."

"No, no, no, everyone has feelings for the alliance. How can we change the name? OMG obviously did something wrong. They scolded people on the public screen first, and they also stole our mines. They attacked the lonely mines first. Why was LTP banned? Push, isn't it too unfair?"

"Huh? What I heard is different from yours."

Yu Yao couldn't help but said: "Little brother, don't listen to Bai Lunv's nonsense, she is from OMG, some words are just lying to you!"

"I have it in my mind."

"Solve it yourself."

"do not bother me."

Yu Yao was very embarrassed, he was too embarrassed to send him a screenshot of the chat between cats and dogs, and it was the first time that he was robbed so much.

He sighed ashamedly, he couldn't move because of his age, and he opened He Ritian's QQ space in a depressed mood.

The first post at the top says:

Expect

make the circle smaller

clean up the language

speed up

hide the story in my heart

Whatever you want now, you will have later

Yu Yao: "..." It's very similar to the 5cm dark blue sunshine lingering style of his boy hiding in the quilt while watching and crying.

Scrolling down, there are probably some gossip such as "I have a jug of wine, which is enough to comfort the world", "I wish you a peaceful life, and I wish the rest of my life will not be sad or happy", "I am still a teenager".

There is only one difference, Jiugongge picture, anime cos, the girl in the photo has a striped sailor suit and black stockings, her legs are straight and slender, her red high-heeled shoes are eye-catching, and she is holding a gun and knife. She is so yellow and fierce, but she looks pure and cute.He Jinping sent this Jiugongge with four small characters "cute, miss the day".

Wow, this is too ugly.

Yu Yao's heart sank a little, and he rummaged through the photo album.He used to wear women's clothing when he was in the comic show, and now he is old and a teacher. These have long been put down, but there are still a few pictures.

I found it, one of his sisters has a big boss in women's clothing, and the costume makeup and photography are all professional level, and he was forced to take a few photos before.

In the light blue pleated skirt, the lace fluttered, and the white socks were decorated with ribbons. When Yu Yao looked at the photos, he went to the bathroom to compare with himself.His facial features are fair and handsome, and he is very good-looking, but he is limited to the good-looking little white face, and he is a little bit feminine. The most prosperous time in life is high school, and his clean, fresh and handsome appearance has fascinated thousands of boys and girls. As we grow older, everyone likes mature and steady ones, and the market for his kind is getting smaller and smaller.

Leaning on the mirror while expressing emotion, I sent a space to talk about it. The face is covered, but the arms, collarbone and legs are exposed-the professional photographer took (repaired) it really well, the skin is white and delicate, the wrist is slender and weak, slightly divided Cha's legs are slender and beautiful, like some kind of play after being forcibly tied up. The picture is dreamy and blurred, with strong hints and provocations.

Yu Yao blocked all relatives and friends, and only allowed friends in the game group to watch.

Wording: "Shame~ Xueer's cosplay today!

May you go out half your life and come back as a teenager

(After the college entrance examination, I completely let myself go~ But I’m not very happy today, I’m so tired from playing games (:)~”

After posting, Yu Yao calmly quit QQ and went out to have dinner with friends.

His friend just found a boyfriend recently. He is tall, rich and handsome.Ask Yu Yao why he didn’t find one, and he didn’t want to look for it indiscriminately. He was too promiscuous when he was young, and he stopped messing around when he was a little more sensible. Now he is more in a wait-and-see state. After all, this circle is also chaotic. If the environment is chaotic, he will follow it. , you still have to be a man of integrity.

During the meal, he clicked into QQ to take a look, and He Ritian liked his talk.

Cat and Dog Shuangquan sent her several messages asking how the situation was going. The fire was almost imminent. Four or five cities were pushed away, and the remaining cities were not connected because their territories were not connected, and the cities that had been pushed away still had eight hours to go. During the transition period, I didn’t continue to work on it, and I will continue to push it tomorrow.

He didn't reply for a while.

After returning home, I took a shower, lay on the bed, and then slowly entered QQ.

He Ritian sent two messages, the first one was a cute emoji, and the second one was "Your name is Xueer? The name is cute".

Hmph, ignore him.

Turned out to see the new news about cats and dogs, the tone was more polite, probably just asking, are you still playing outside?Have you finished eating?Go home early, I haven't pushed the city for a while, you can discuss it with the elders when you go home.

Click on the space news to see, yo, this cat and dog not only likes his women's clothing photo, but also replies——My sister has such legs [idiot laughs]......

Yu Yao replied briefly to him, and used 12 points of energy to deal with classmate He Ritian.

"Well, it's Xue'er, what's your name?"

The other side replied in seconds: "He Jinping."

...why tell me my real name?Yu Yao returned Zhang Mengmeng's emoji, "Brother Jinping is so good~"

"Hi, how old are you, Cher?"

Back in seconds, this attitude is completely different from just now.

"17 broken ~ 18 spicy in the second half of the year ~" No, Yu Yaoxin said, I am 17 years older than 10. Girls at the age of 16, 17, and 18 are the most likable. They not only retain the innocence of girls, but they are not really puppy love.

"It's very small. I'm 23. I should really be called brother."

Only 23, little brother.

"Little brother~ pounce~ hug~"

After so much gaining momentum, Yu Yao plans to talk about the game: "Little brother, that one is floating around, can you help me QAQ~"

It took a long time for him to reply, and he replied with earnestness.

"Hey, you guys, it's too worrying for me. Why do you have to mine the whole alliance? I said it was forbidden before?"

"I'm sorry, brother~"

"It's not about you. Piao has a high self-esteem. What kind of words does Guhan scold him in front of so many people? Moreover, he has already said that he wants to push the entire LTP alliance. Stopping is slap in the face, you know?"

"How many _(:з"∠)_"

"The best way to solve this problem now is for you to go to him."

"We searched and sent a lot of private messages, but he didn't even read them!"

"...All right, let me persuade you a few words."

In a few minutes, the screenshot came.

"'return.'

'Wait, it's not over yet. '

'Still pushing your mother, come back. '

'? '

'Leg Yifu wanted to find me, and I'll chat with you when I come back. '

'Hold! '"

In just a few words, it can be called a template for straight men to communicate.Yu Yao looked at He Ritian's words again, "I'll try to persuade you a few words", is this "persuasion"?

He hurriedly sent the screenshot to Maogou Shuangquan, and came back to thank He Ritian: "Thank you little brother for your help~ You are so kind QVQ, love you~"

Over there sent a wretched smile with eyes staring left: "Small things."

"Then I'll tell our alliance the good news, bye~ I'll play with you next time O(∩_∩)O~~"

"Remember to look for me often."

Looking at these words, Yu Yao felt a little disgusted with He Ritian, such a clumsy way of flirting with a girl who doesn't know how to be self-confident, is really a cosmic straight man.I used to think that he was the most powerful god in the whole region, and he still had a little worship of the powerful, but now a little bit of it has been worn away. The man who flirts with girls on the Internet is, in reality, most likely a wretched and picky guy. ah fuck...

Yu Yao joined the LTP game group, and there were a lot of red envelopes in it, all of which were distributed by cats and dogs. In order to celebrate the successful negotiation of Yuyu sister, LTP kept the whole body.

He threw away his phone and took out his laptop, clicked on Station X and continued to kneel and lick the beauty of European and American male models, and turned on his phone to glance at it before going to bed.

He Ritian sent him three pictures, which are screenshots of his victory in the "catch the sheep" in "Tribal World".Fat sheep refers to a fat and beautiful tribe with a lot of resources but no intention of dropping the shield. This kind of players usually mine diligently and carefully put on the shield. As a result, if the cover is broken and cannot be put on again in time, they will be killed in an instant. Forced masturbation to ashes.

It was only when Yu Yao saw this picture that he felt the gap between himself and He Ritian for the first time.

The scale of the march has reached 30, and he is about 300; there are many fifth-level soldiers in the army, and his first-level spearman has not yet been unlocked; the total army is [-] million, and he is [-]; It was more than one thousandth, and he discovered that the original equipment can increase the combat power...

In the second picture, there were 70 troops in the "Fat Sheep" tribe. He Ritian's 15-level siege soldiers and 65-level archers killed a total of [-] at one time, and his army was almost unscathed lossless.

It's too cruel, 65 soldiers, at Yu Yao's current level, it will take more than a month to train without sleeping and resting and exhausting the accelerator cards, without considering where the resources for training the army come from.

In a few seconds, the whole army was wiped out by the tyrant.

Yu Yao typed with trembling hands: "Little brother, why are you so fierce, so scary~"

Really scary.

The fuselage was slightly hot, and after a while, an understatement came from over there.

"What are you afraid of, I won't hit you."

Yu Yao started bitching: "Why are you so nice to me?"

back in seconds.

"You're cute."

Yu Yao: No, no, I'm not cute, I'll take it out...

The author has something to say:

Boo!Yaoyao you misunderstood!Ping Ping is not a big guy who picks his feet!Pingping is fierce QAQ!

This is a two-pronged line, one is the sinful experience of Two-dimensional deception in the past, and the other is the love in reality (Hey sparks, thank you for reading the text!

Thank you Xuyoujiang and Bai Suhensang for your comments, I am really happy hahahaha