The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing

"How is today?" After dinner, Yu Yao called Xu Ying and asked about her date with He Jinping today.Ever since Xu Ying stood in front of He Jinping again as Xue'er, although the two of them have not established a direct relationship, they have been trying to communicate and develop.

"It's not good." The voice over there was a mixture of exhaustion and emotion, as well as the voice of the traffic crowd.

"What's the matter? Did you go to the ancient city today?"

"Well, Yaoyao, is it because I don't look like it? Or is it that this method really doesn't work. Xiaohe doubts me a bit."

"..." The only reason why Yu Yao had this idea at the beginning was that he and Xu Ying had all the information about chatting and getting along with He Jinping on the Internet. If Xue'er could only happen between them, then it must be Xu Ying, But if Xu Ying is really replaced, there are actually many bugs.For example, in their video, Xu Ying's appearance is not the same as Yu Yao's after dressing up, and her voice is also inconsistent. This is perfunctory with "differences after makeup" and a confession voice changer. Girls want to protect themselves so they hide some personalities. The characteristics are very convincing; for another example, Xu Ying is completely unfamiliar with the game "Tribal World". , Piao, I don’t know each other, and I’m shy when I ask; there’s another important point, the timing of Xu Ying’s appearance is not right, he should have known that He Jinping is “my best thief”, why did it take so long Confession, why confess?

Yu Yao felt that he was engaged in a big crime, which was very brain-burning and very criminal.

Coughed: "Why did he doubt you?"

"Although I didn't say it clearly, sometimes I look at me with strange eyes..." Xu Ying paused, "I'm not tired of being crooked or close to me, huh!"

"What do you usually do before he looks at you like that?"

"I didn't do anything. I just said that I would go to the ancient city today. I saw an aunt selling sweet-scented osmanthus cake. I wanted to eat it but thought it was too expensive, so I lowered the price a little bit. I cut it from ten yuan to five yuan. I turned around and congratulated Jinping. Just stare at me."

Both Xu Ying's parents are in small businesses, so she has been fascinated by it since she was a child. Bargaining is like Sapo's, and she is so arrogant that you are better than me. She is so blocked that people can't speak. Yu Yao was fortunate to go shopping with her. Xu Ying is really beautiful without knowing it, and she goes up with her arms, her posture is very vulgar.

Yu Yao: "Lying on the grass." He pondered for a while, "How can you do this? Can't you be a gentle and quiet little girl?"

"I'm usually pretty normal except for shopping... Oh, and, didn't Xiaohe come to school a while ago, there was no water in the office, so I just picked up the bucket and put it on. His face was also weird at the time."

"Why didn't he help you?"

"Did not have time--"

"—Xue'er's character design is not like this!"

"Do you think I'm rough, how can I protect you if I'm not strong?"

Yu Yao was silent for a moment: "Xu Ying, don't disappoint your father's good intentions. I know that you have been single for a long time and have to do many things by yourself. You can't stay strong, but is it important to have a boyfriend? What if you scare him away? Slightly Suppress the soul of a man in your body, dear."

Xu Ying was reluctant, "I just want to show myself."

Yu Yao said: "Yes, yes, feel a little wronged, and start to show your true nature when you understand each other better in reality and your relationship is stronger? Good things should always be left behind, right?"

Xu Ying's voice softened a lot: "Yes, you think I'm a cute girl, but in fact, I can hold my shoulders and lift my hands, and I can fight better than you, hmph!"

Yu Yao laughed a few times, and heard a noise outside the door: "Mengmei go home early, good night, Xiaohe is back."

After hanging up the phone, Yu Yao looked at WeChat. A friend had a birthday in two days, and he had to go there; there were also some news about Wei Heng, about his colleague who taught mathematics. He frequently contacted him. He usually looks gentle and dull, but his private messages are a bit flirty. The purpose of chasing him is very clear.Yu Yao has already passed the age of "you must be with the person you like in this life", and has a more realistic view of love, so it is a bit painful to push He Jinping out, but it is the best decision.Wei Heng can observe and observe again. If he is not sincere, he will definitely not easily break the principle for him.

After reading the novel for a while, there was a sudden knock on the door. When he opened it, He Jinping stood at the door with long arms and legs, inviting him, "Brother Yu, do you want to play a game?"

"Ah?" What are you doing?

"You don't have class tomorrow morning, right? Playing games, eating chicken, a few of my friends are together, there is only one fourth row short."

Yu Yao stood at the door and thought for a while in a trance. The happiness of a man is actually very simple, and the favor of a man is also very simple. If he likes you as a friend, he will invite you to play with him.After thinking about this matter clearly, Yu Yao nodded calmly: "Come on, I'll take a book to your room, and you can also guide me along the way."

He Jinping turned around and went back to make a seat for him.

The two sat side by side, Yu Yao logged into the game, clicked to accept his invitation, and heard He Jinping yawn: "It's been a long time since I played the game."

"how long?"

"Four or five days."

"..."

After entering the waiting interface, the voice was turned on, and a generous male voice suddenly sounded: "Master He, is number four a girl? Say something, say something."

He Jinping raised his eyebrows: "Male." The deep voice came out from the speaker again, with a hoarse taste of electronic music grinding, which seemed lazy and magnetic.

"Hahahaha old Zhou, it's bigger than you when you take it out haha!" Another voice came out, but it was a warm and comfortable voice-it wasn't so gentle when he laughed wildly.

Yu Yao stared at the brightly colored computer screen, thinking: What a hooligan!

He Jinping's hand suddenly turned over, grabbed his hand holding the mouse, and lifted it up: "You——"

The palm was dry and warm, slightly hard to the touch, directly covering his hand.Yu Yao said "Wow!" in his heart, his back was stiff, and he looked at him in horror: "What are you doing?"

He Jinping took a closer look, and quickly put it down, "No gaming mouse? Buy one next time."

Yu Yao's scalp was numb, and he said angrily, "No!"

"Then I'll see you off." He replied briefly, and the game entered the airport interface.

"Who is buddy number four?"

"My landlord."

There was another burst of uncontrollable laughter from the loudspeaker, and Lao Zhou said: "Okay, young master, go back and inherit the family business, don't experience life at the bottom here. Brother No. [-], don't trust him, he can Will pretend to be a grandson."

Yu Yao laughed dryly, did not speak, and moved his fingers to choose to skydive with He Jinping.

The clean and clear voice said: "Don't talk too much, the sound is about to blow up my earphones, it hurts, it's so annoying, I don't want to play games with you."

"Who invited me just now?" He pretended.

"I don't know, he has to be a handsome guy anyway." Seriously.

"pig!"

The loudspeaker was full of laughter, full of lively atmosphere. He Jinping usually just listened and laughed.Yu Yao didn't quite understand the jokes of these young people, so when he saw him smile, he twitched the corners of his mouth in cooperation.

This time, he didn't ask He Jinping to be more wretched, tremblingly. He jumped to a remote place, and the four of them went down to pick up guns and equipment. Angrily, Biaoguo scolded: "You are the ancestor of Japan."

He Jinping turned around and shot him, and the loudspeaker laughed like crazy.Yu Yao said "Hey", and asked in dialect: "Is Lao Zhou a fellow villager?"

He Jinping jumped under his feet with a gun, and smiled: "Well, yes, he is also here."

"Don't hit He Jinping, my lady Gan Ning!" As soon as the words finished, Lao Zhou got down on the ground, He Jinping didn't rush to pick up supplies, danced in front of him for a while, and waited for the blood bar to go back to the end before helping him.It can be seen that these people have a very good relationship.

"Drunk, He Jinping, you are such a big sand sculpture, do you have any medicine?"

"Yes." The voice was melodious with a smile, "No."

Yu Yao was honestly picking up things nearby, and always felt that this old Zhou looked a little familiar. When he lowered his head and picked up a first-level armor, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and suddenly remembered the book "The Hooligan Kissed My Lips".Lying grass, is this the deity?It's really not like ordinary people.

Footsteps suddenly appeared on the screen, and Yu Yao jumped out of the window fiercely to start the massacre. When he landed, there was a gunshot, and he knelt on the ground with his knees firmly on the ground.

Li Size: "Brother, be steady~"

Zhou Yu: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hold on, I'm coming."

Yu Yao clenched the mouse tightly, and declared: "The elderly have bad legs and feet." He was groping on the ground blankly, surrounded by messy gunshots, and the screen quickly showed that the person was eliminated. He Jinping came to help him, Yu Yaogan To very shame.It's okay to just play dishes with He Jinping, but now there are people around, and it's a shame to cook like this.

"Is there any medicine?" A casual voice sounded in the room, "Don't pay attention to those two idiots."

Yu Yao looked at his backpack: "No."

"come over."

Yu Yao ran over, he was standing in a large warehouse, next to an open jeep, leaning over, throwing drinks and big bags at his feet: "Thank you."

"Ah."

Zhou Yu asked again: "What's the name of number four? I'll come to play with you some other day."

"My surname is Yu."

"Oh, what a coincidence, I also have Yu at the end of my name, but it's next to the word fire. Do you think we are destined for each other?"

"Yes Yes Yes……"

"Li Size and I are old college roommates, and you are his current roommate. Do you think today is the meeting between his ex and current?"

Yu Yao burst out laughing, "Your metaphor...is wonderful."

The four of them got into the car and ran to the school, and Zhou Yu talked loudly against the wind along the way: "Lao He is a very fluffy person, and the requirements for living together are really high. You know, when he was in college, he specially raised a baby boy outside the school. The nanny doesn’t like to eat the food in the cafeteria, so she goes there every three days, and she asks the aunt to wash the dirty clothes, and then the aunt contracted the food and socks for our dormitory.”

Yu Yao: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

He Jinping glanced at him: "Is it so funny?"

Yu Yao slowed down: "Is it Aunt Wang?"

"Yes, the surname is Wang. Could it be that Auntie is here again?"

Yu Yao: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, no hahahahaha."

The moving jeep stopped abruptly, He Jinping jumped down, and switched to the AKM to "ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping-pong." "Laugh? Laugh again? Laugh again?"

Yu Yao knelt down again.Three of them kneeled neatly in four rows.

Li Size: "I'm relying on me for not laughing, why don't you accidentally hurt me!"

"Wrong, Mr. He, help me." Zhou Yu admitted his mistake in a low voice, and He Jinping squatted down.

Yu Yao waited quietly for the arrangement, and suddenly saw something black rolling in front of him, he hesitated for a moment: "Thunder?"

"Boom!" There was an explosion, and four boxes appeared on the computer screen, and a player ran over beside them.

Yu Yao wanted to laugh again, but just as he made an arc, he was glared at by He Jinping, and the corners of his lips immediately flattened, "..."

Several people started a new round and quarreled patiently for a long time. Zhou Yu had no choice but to take the blame: "Okay, okay, mine, mine, it means that we can't talk about Lao He, right? Then I won't talk about Lao He, Yu Yu Brother—how does it sound like I’m calling myself, what do you do?"

"I am a teacher."

"Damn, I can play games with the teacher in my lifetime, dream about it hahaha." His voice suddenly quieted down, "Thirteen middle school?"

"Ah."

Li Size cut in: "Isn't that your alma mater?"

"..." Zhou Yu coughed twice, "My teacher doesn't have a surname of Yu, but the headmaster's surname is Yu Lanting. I used to remember him when I recited books. He teaches Chinese."

Yu Yao was silent for a moment: "Now he is also the principal."

"Oh, he is quite good as the principal. He often leads us in the morning reading. His son was also an intern in our school at that time. I was in the third year of high school and led our class. He looks very good-looking, but the classes are rubbish, or difficult and obscure. , or follow the script, and easy to be shy, make a few words of coaxing and be at a loss, often molested by female classmates—oh, there are also male classmates, I often make a fuss.”

My class rubbish?real?Tell me again that I promise not to kill you... Yu Yao said calmly, "I don't remember you guys." The internship was five years ago, and because of his father, he took one of the two key science classes.

After a moment of silence, the nonsensical words came from the loudspeaker: "Wori."

He Jinping pointed a gun at Zhou Yu's head: "Kneel down and say hello, teacher."

Li Size was gasping for breath, the speaker was shaking, whimpering like crying.

Zhou Yu squatted on the ground and said melancholy, "Hi, teacher."

Yu Yao: "Hehe, it's okay, get up - I'm much better in class now than before, if you're free, you can come back and listen to two sessions."

"Forgive me, I'm really not good at English. If I can get 140 in the college entrance examination, I'll go to Qingbei."

Yu Yao smiled: "So I still remember, are you the one who can't tell the difference between restrictive and non-restrictive—"

"Ah, my head hurts! Teacher, please hold back!"

"Hehe, your homeroom teacher specifically asked me to give you training, otherwise you might not be able to go to Qingbei. I didn't expect it, hehe."

After teasing for a while, he didn’t continue this topic. Yu Yao thought it was amazing. He Jinping’s roommate used to be his student, and He Jinping was also his student if he rounded it up. So this is so exciting. It’s similar to his favorite Danmei novel. So similar—that's what he thought for a while.

After playing a few rounds, this Zhou Yu kept following him around, handing guns, medicines, and parts, blocking knives and guns from time to time, very loyal.

Yu Yao said you don't want to do this.

Zhou Yu said that I am filial to you.

When they quit the game, they added WeChat to each other, Zhou Yu and him were sticky for a while, Yu Yao was flattered but also very pleased, thinking that this could be regarded as a young sapling that he had fertilized, and it had grown into a pillar of talent Ah, not bad not bad.

He was about to leave with his computer in his arms, but He Jinping shut down the computer and stopped him: "Really added WeChat?"

Yu Yao shook his phone, and Zhou Yu had already sent a few emoticons, including a few philosophical pictures, which were a bit explicit and obscene.Yu Yao thought lovingly, this kid is really naughty.

He Jinping frowned, hesitated to speak.

Seeing that he had something to say and didn't ask, Yu Yao pushed away the stool and walked a few steps, and a tall figure leaned over: "Be careful with him."

Yu Yao was surprised, "Huh? Why? I think he's fine."

He Jinping turned his head to look to the other side, his long eyelashes trembled slightly on the bridge of his straight nose: "It's not a matter of character, he is gay, he should want to flirt with you."

Yu Yao's heart sank, his thoughts hung on the abyss, and he said coldly, "Do you have any opinions on gays?"

The person opposite raised his eyebrows: "No objection, it's none of my business."

Yu Yao smiled, and pretended to say casually: "I think it's pretty good, anyway, it doesn't hinder others, right?"

The answering voice was neither cold nor cold, "Yeah."

Yu Yao suddenly wanted to talk to him about this topic, so he thought about it: "Then if there are gays chasing you, what do you think?" He quickly continued, "I think we should also respect their feelings."

He Jinping fell into deep thought.

Yu Yao guessed that he should have had this kind of experience.

After a while, he replied: "Don't keep trying to oppress me, just live in peace."

... What about being suppressed?

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