The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing

"Good night." He Jinping said.

"╭(╯^╰)╮, I don't sleep."

"why?"

"Did you have something to say that you forgot to tell me?"

"Oh, baby, good night, be good."

The above are the daily conversations between Yu Yao and He Jinping during their online dating, which can be described as sweet, disgusting, and common. I believe that anyone who has ever been in a relationship can feel this sourness that echoes from the same source.

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That day, Piaolaipiao and Guhan fought each other because of the daily public screen. Yu Yao watched the two extremely powerful tribes hurt each other and was very excited; when he looked at his own tribe, he was very lonely. It has already reached 5000 million, but it is still very weak and unprofessional.Everyone's power is soaring, and there are countless people who are overwhelming him.He complained to He Jinping with half truth and half lie.

"Brother, why do you think I can't play well?"

"...Forget it if you can't play well." He Jinping tutored her during this period, and was speechless several times by "her"—one couldn't scold and the other couldn't be scolded. .

"Ke Su, you can't be self-motivated, and I think it's cool for people with high power to fight. If they lose their shields, no one dares to fight. They can wipe out hundreds of thousands of other people's soldiers in one go. It's a good sight~ okay Scenery~"

"What a sight to see."

"..." Yu Yao said angrily, "You don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk, and you are the most powerful in the whole district, so you are so talkative. I really think it is very beautiful!"

He Jinping chuckled lightly: "You think so?"

"I really want to! Otherwise, why would I tell you, idiot~"

"Then play with my number."

"Are you rambling?"

The two are talking on voice now, and the message push on the mobile phone shows a string of account numbers and passwords: "Take it and play."

Yu Yao was so delighted that he couldn't even put on a Taiwanese accent. He had been guarding that bad name all day long, complaining about others, and had already lost his enthusiasm. Now, finally, did he want to experience what it's like to be a big boss?

Falsely tweaking: "Really?"

"Isn't it just to play an account, QQ will lend friends to log in to the game, it's normal."

"But, I don't play well..."

"Play whatever you want."

"Is it really casual? Then can I go sweep the floor and beat people?"

"casual."

He happily logged out of his ios account and logged in to his, and re-downloaded "Tribal World".Staring at the promotional screen before the game's main screen, Yu Yao was still thinking about what He Jinping's account looked like with three heads, six arms, a dragon head and a phoenix tail. After entering, he was greatly disappointed by the oncoming big screen interface.He belongs to the sultan's camp, and He Jinping belongs to the tsar's camp. Although the two are different, the types of buildings are the same.

However, all of He Jinping's buildings have been upgraded to the full level. The open space in the castle is lined with full-level barracks, and the land outside the city is lined with full-level iron mines.

After a little observation of this account, the number of resources is above 10B, and the ranking of forces—this is the first time he has experienced the feeling of being at the top of the list, exceeding [-] million.Yu Yao devoted himself to playing with the account, and hung up the phone after perfunctory with He Jinping, clicked on the LTP senior management group, sent a screenshot of the ID screenshot of the main interface of the game, and honestly said to his family: "The elders will use his account Lend me to play."

After a while, Gu Han replied: "How do you feel?"

"I don't think so..." To tell the truth, "It's about the same as ours. It's not particularly luxurious. After all, there are only three camp models."

"It's full of barracks, killing machines—look at his equipment."

Yu Yao diligently clicked on the equipment interface, which opened three modes, jungle, sweeping and mining, ten pieces of equipment for each mode, and took screenshots one by one.

Both cats and dogs rushed out: "They are all legendary outfits?!"

Equipment is an important prop that increases attack, defense, load, marching speed, marching scale, and collection speed. It is obtained through combat, collection, purchase of gift packs, and fusion casting. There are common, rare, rare, epic, and legendary. Legendary equipment is Gold, very beautiful.Most of Yu Yao's current equipment is rare, only some epic, and one or two pieces of garbage legendary equipment with extremely low effects can only last for a while.

Scientists once analyzed that when a person with ordinary intelligence faces a person with an IQ of 180, he can feel the crushing intelligence advantage of this person, but when facing a person with an IQ of 250, he will not feel anything, because the two The latter's intelligence gap is too great, and he is completely unable to understand the latter's intelligence and logic.

Yu Yao murmured ignorantly, "Are all legendary costumes very powerful?"

Cat and Dog Shuangquan took a small picture: "These shoes are called 'Brilliant Foot Guards', minted a silver coin of at least 1B, consisting of four or five legendary equipment, it is hard to find, I estimate that there are no more than two of these shoes in the whole district. "

Yu Yao suddenly realized "Oh".

"The equipment is basically top-notch, and the emperor's equipment is not yet complete. Look at this bow, which can only be obtained when the king opens the treasure chest. At present, this is the only one in the whole region."

"Oh." Yu Yao replied calmly, he had no feeling for this kind of thing that can only be obtained by dreaming.

"Look at this whip again, the jungler, the marching scale has increased by [-]%, and this knife—"

Gu Han: "I'm synthesizing this now, it's a little troublesome, and I lack the original equipment."

"Buy an equipment box. Hey, if I wear this equipment, it will definitely be number one in the whole region—look at this ring, tsk tsk tsk, the research and training time will be cut in half, when will I be able to make it..."

Yu Yao listened to the two chatting and appreciating, sighing, as if admiring a famous painting in a museum, after a while he waved his big hand cautiously, reminding Yu Yao to turn the page: "Yuyu, look at the army and bonuses."

Click on the army, Yu Yao was stunned before taking the screenshot, the army size is more than 700 million?Hold?He is only 30...

Quickly posted in the group, cats and dogs began to sigh again: "Hey, since I was beaten last time, it can be said that I have been in a state of depression~ The size of the army is restrained at about 50, and this is too big, more than 700 million , there are 300 million fifth-level soldiers, no wonder the power is high."

Guhan: "It's not good to have too many soldiers, it's too expensive for food."

Cat and Dog sent a screenshot of the legendary Ring of Dross: "See, it has equipment to reduce loss."

"I can't finish the reduction, but the bread still looks red."

"It's a trench."

Yu Yao took a screenshot of the army bonus.

Both cats and dogs: "Oh, look at him, the attack power has almost increased to [-]%, and the marching speed is also very fast, reaching [-], you think I can do it anytime—tsk tsk tsk~ "

Yu Yao: ...

Guhan: "Study and study, don't rush."

"Don't worry, we have no chance of turning the tables. If you want to, let's see the scale of his march."

"What do you think of this?"

Both cats and dogs: "You can find anyone to attack, just look at the number of marches in this queue displayed in the upper left corner, and go."

Yu Yao immediately cheered up, then can I hit someone?Quickly clicked on the world map to look for the player who lost the shield, and when he arrived at QWE's territory, he accidentally saw the "adult goods store" that he had previously criticized on the public screen. This person was sweeping the floor desolately.

Since OMG was pushed to the city, he has become a lost dog. LTP doesn't want it, QWE dare not want it, and he wanders and runs around.

Yu Yao couldn't understand him, so he drove the majestic tribal precision teleportation directly to his face. He wanted to avenge the scolding at the beginning, but he was afraid that he would mount the shield in time. After choosing to attack, he clicked twice in a panic, and strode forward kill the past.

Just looking at the scale of the march, 38, the whole district is far ahead.

The first shot went down, and the tribe in front of him was unscathed, and the flag was still fluttering in the breeze. Yu Yao was also very angry, I am the number one boss in the whole district now, can't I beat you?Xinshou sent four armies to march towards it. The second time, thick black smoke rose from the tribe, and the third time, a raging fire ignited, and was finally pierced.On the fourth strike, a peace shield suddenly appeared on the outside of the tribe, making it impossible to continue the attack, and the army returned the same way.

Still not dead?Yu Yao first put down the phone to calm down, hummed a little tune and clicked on the battle news, only to find two rows of dazzling red.

"Your tribe 'A few thieves of mine' fought against 'Adult Products Store' at (x156, y234), and the battle failed."

"Your tribe 'A few thieves of mine' fought against 'Adult Products Store' at (x156, y234), and the battle failed."

His throat tightened suddenly, why did he fail?Check the details of the game. In the first battle, 38 level [-] soldiers were almost wiped out. In the second battle, half of the blood bars were refunded. In the third battle, [-] level [-] soldiers were still injured!

Yu Yao was taken aback, lying on the grass, this account is so strong in the outside world?I quickly sent the screenshots of the battle to the group, and asked everyone what happened?

There was an awkward silence for a while.

Hattori Buheiji was the first to attack: "How many accounts are played like this???? The fame of Killing Machine will be ruined in your hands!"

Both cats and dogs: "Sister, you will be punished for doing this. What are you doing?"

"What's the matter? I just hit someone casually, and that person's influence is not high, it's less than [-] million, how can he lose weight?"

Lonely: "..."

Guhan: "You..."

Yu Yao was completely confused: "What's wrong with me?"

Hattori's injustice: "A few forces have lost 6000 million."

6000 million, the power of Metaphor Yao is even higher!what are you guys saying?Mengxin couldn't understand, "Ah? What, why did the power drop 6000 million?"

Guhan: "First, no fighters (army leader, bonus center); second, no siege soldiers; third, wrong equipment."

Both cats and dogs: "enmmmm, he gave you the account to play because of love."

Abdominal unevenness: "This man's power is not high, if a few of the older ones fight in person, the gun will penetrate every day, basically without damage. Sister, you are really messy, the fifth-level soldier is the cabbage price of the first-level soldier, forget it , don’t talk to us yet, go apologize and see how he reacts, if I have to scold you to death.”

Lonely: "..."

Yu Yao closed his eyes in despair, breathed out hot breath, and blushed, he didn't want to believe that he would be so good, this person is not me, not me, not me.Getting into trouble, he has no face to face He Jinping!Log out of QQ in frustration and log in to the game again. The public screen has exploded, whether it is the global channel or the alliance channel.

Adult products store: Hahahaha, have you been squeezed by the door today?There are only 6000 soldiers in my tribe, and I ordered the third-level city defense, and I beat you with [-] million troops.

Ula Ula Ulala: Blow you, he can blow your head off with one shot

Look at the gun in my hand: you hate him for 6000 million?funny

Adult products store: If you don't believe me, look at the power list, whoever is cheating and who is an idiot, you can also ask him in person, do you want a screenshot of the battle?I laughed so hard, the first time I hit my soldiers, I didn’t bring them, the fifth-level soldiers were wiped out, and the money wasted for nothing.

Look at the gun in my hand: funny

Spirit of War: Sensation

Ula Ula Ulala: Wait a minute... Big brother really lost 6000 million, did he drink too much?

Floating around: ?impossible

Yu Yao trembled, probably because I was too drunk... The CTM alliance channel also exploded.

Ula Ula Ulala: Where's the eldest brother?what happened?How can such a person lose 6000 million troops?

Floating around: I don't think it's possible

Afterimage of Lone Star: Is my account hacked?

Soul of War: ++ hacking, unrealistic.

Ula Ula Ulala: I went to chat with him in private, it would be a disaster if my account was hacked. You can’t hack your account with this shit, right?

Look at the gun in my hand: it may be too high

Battle Spirit: Impossible, he never missed a hit

Siberian Tiger: Let's have a private chat, this guy is really cool

Soul of War: Who made Big Brother undefeated?Beating him twice is enough to live in area 33 for a lifetime

Yu Yao was in a complicated mood and felt that he should respond to them.

My few thieves are big: that, not drunk QAQ

Fighting spirit:……

Look at the gun in my hand:...Brother

Ula Ula Ulala: Speak well, what kind of emoji are you posting, what's going on with you today

Some of my thieves: Well, I’m not your big brother, I’m undressed _(:з」∠)_

Siberian Tiger: Who is the undressed desire?

Floating around: Fuck!Are you sick?Why did he give you the number to play?What the fuck are you cooking like?Do you think his account is for you to run amok?Do you have basic fucking common sense?

Look at the gun in my hand: ... Forget it, girl

Ula Ula Ulala: Drunk, I think my elder brother is really obsessed with ghosts

Yu Yao was nervous and embarrassed, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and didn't know how to refute. What they said was the truth, but he couldn't accept it——Can you call the vegetable chicken?

Corpse on the Throne: To be honest, I also want to play with Big Brother’s account

Ula Ula Ulala: Well, no one in our alliance has ever touched his number, why is it being used by a woman to spoil it casually

Floating around: Can I go back?stop fucking playing, messing with eyes

My few thieves are big: ...Why do you say that I QAQ, he gave it to me on his own initiative, and I didn't ask him.If you like me, why not?Don't be too aggressive, okay?

Floating to and fro: I can't get used to it for a long time, what is LTP, you want land for land, you want resources for resources, and it's not all because of you, my sister, my brother likes you, I don't have feelings for you, less him Mom, get this set

Look at the gun in my hand: don't be so serious, talk to the girl~

Ula Ula Ulala: LTP, right? I pushed it sooner or later

Lone Star Afterimage: I also think Big Brother is a bit too nice to LTP, which is illogical

Yu Yao was speechless and choked, grabbing the phone and wanting to cry, fuck it, these big guys who pick their feet are too fierce.

My few thieves are big: Anyway, everyone is in the same district, it’s better to live in harmony, don’t be too hostile, okay?

Ula Ula Ulala: Don’t be too hostile, you mother is a bitch

Look at the gun in my hand: What's the use of scolding her, a girl, it's not us who will sue the elder brother to death, forget it

Floating to and fro: Hehe, if big brother sees his account being played like this by her, it’s not sure who will die. It’s not that you don’t know that he plays games so seriously.

Siberian Tiger: Stop arguing and watch the group

Soul of War: Look at the group, I asked him just now.

The Heart of the Sword and the Qin: Look at the group

Yu Yao gritted his teeth, uncomfortably added a peace shield to this account, and logged out of his own account.Many people on the public screen are still ridiculing "my few thieves are big", saying that his brain is full of holes and his eyes are blistered. Yu Yao clenched his phone tightly, but when he thought that he might go out, he waved his handkerchief helplessly, "Don't call~ Don't hit me~", it was useless, so I simply gritted my teeth and endured it.Clicking on QQ, my thoughts were extremely confused, what to do, what to do, they all said that He Jinping played games seriously, he should have never suffered such a defeat like today, what should I do?

If you dare not apologize, you will definitely be scolded to death!

Hugging his knees and shivering for more than half an hour, the phone rang, and He Jinping's message came first, the three words "is it fun?", it was unclear whether he was angry or calm.

This is not very fun.

Feeling ashamed and angrily, I started to write an apology letter, using countless cute emoticons of grievances and trying to make amends, and tremblingly wrote a large article, and was about to send it, when a message came over: "They scolded you, didn't they?"

"Swipe" sent the long list of apologies.

He Jinping: "It's okay."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L u L l u u u u u u u u uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuq

"It's really okay, I'm not angry, you can practice again after the soldier dies."

"I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to!"

"Okay, it's fine."

No, no, no, why does this tone sound so troublesome!

When the call came, Yu Yao frantically turned on the voice-changing software, and quickly connected.

Laughter indulged: "You are really stupid."

The voice was very cheerful, as if he didn't care at all.Yu Yao wailed: "I didn't think about it that much, I was afraid that he would run away and hit him directly, and wounded so many soldiers in the end, I don't know what happened."

The other party was silent for a moment, then pulled back a little, "Well, I read the records just now, and I don't know what you're fighting, and my stomach hurts from laughing. In the future, remember to use siege soldiers and bring fighters when you fight against the city - the bonus will be on him. Also, you forgot to change the equipment, my collection equipment has full load and collection speed, and the attack power is very low, so the overall damage is weak, and I can't pierce other people's at one time."

"It's all my fault. I don't know anything and play around. Brother, please scold me, I want to cry~" Actually, I don't really want to cry...

"No, it's because I didn't teach you well." The voice was still smiling, clear and generous.

"Isn't the fifth-level soldier very expensive? It takes a lot of resources and a long time to train?"

"It's just a game, you can't recreate it." He comforted in a low voice.

"What if they scold you?"

"Childish, scolding trash. Did Piao and Ula hate you?"

"Actually, it's all my fault for being too good. They said I should."

"Should? Not necessarily, I'll ask later."

Yu Yao lowered his head embarrassingly, thinking: This is too sweet.I couldn't help but start bitching: "Don't you care about this, don't you get angry when others play your account like this?"

The voice paused, and then played leisurely: "Who else can play my number except you?"

Yes, Niang Gan Ning, I am your only little baby, sweet.

Yu Yao: Xueer, you are so happy.

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