The No. 1 women's clothing boss in national clothing

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—Hey, what a tough man he is!

Feeling so emotional, Yu Yao dispatched his lax 8000 troops into and out of a tribe with a power of more than 33 million, and ran back and forth more than a dozen times before emptying out the resources.At the same time, the nightmare of the player who dropped the shield in District [-] was standing a few steps away from him, with a necklace fluttering on his head, and his whole body was full of light, ready to bombard his city at any time.The tribes of the two people did not wear shields, and the blood red font and the emerald green font formed an oppressive contrast.

Just ten minutes ago, when Yu Yao just started playing the game, he received invitations from a few seniors, saying that he would take "her" to sweep the floor, play all over the server, and roam the world.

Yu Yao is now eating and drinking with the boss, and he has no idea. If the boss hits him with a backhand, it is expected and reasonable, and I admit it.

After moving the resources tremblingly, I received a private message from He Ritian: "Your power is growing very slowly, why are you only over 3000 million?"

Yes, yes, how do I know, how do I know that I am only over 3000 million and you are already over 7 million.Yu Yao replied: "I don't have many QAQs!"

"It's okay, you can ask me if you don't understand."

Yu Yao thought that this was too much, and he didn't have the mentality to play the game well, so he casually said a few words.On the map, He Ritian began to sweep the ground again, the scouting horse galloped wildly, and the troops rushed one after another.When Yu Yao first came out with him, He Ritian beat people, went down in a queue, and immediately emptied the resources after killing the soldiers. Yu Yao's tentacles reached in and could only eat some scum, complained a little, He Ritian immediately Replace all the archers and the like with siege soldiers to reduce the amount of resource load, so that Yu Yao can get more.

Now the two are standing on the barren continent to the south of the map, the system time has changed to autumn, the picture is full of withered yellow and desolate colors, and the still water beside them washes away the clear waves.This place is the original QWE site. QWE is an old player from other districts. When he first came to District 33, he had a desperate fight with CTM, and finally fled after losing. After CTM became the master of the district, most of the QWE players are here. The area is abandoned.

However, their own building level is high, their resource output is relatively large, and they have been beaten with holes and have no soldiers.So He Ritian asked Yu Yao to try it himself.

Yu Yao did it silently, experiencing the pleasure of wantonly humiliating other players for a while, feeling very scared and guilty.Because the act of destroying the shield itself is not very humane. It is not in line with his game philosophy to rely on violence to take other people's achievements and efforts as his own. He is a Buddhist player.

Precise teleportation went to a small league where there were many shield-dropping players. The IDs of several people were all like "the big ones are dead mothers and the whole family is dead." , don't be angry."

"It's okay, childish." After a brief reply, the elders started to kill and set fire again, where the smoke mixed with the flames as far as their eyes could see, riding the fire was bright.

In the past, every time he swept the floor violently on a large scale, the victim would jump out of the public screen and yell at the victim. Yu Yao was afraid that he would become an accomplice with him, so he kept hitting him obscenely and perfunctorily, sneaking around.

When you are slandering this behavior, the screen suddenly turns red, showing that spies are heading to your city!

Yu Yao was stunned for a moment, and after screaming, he quickly opened his backpack to find the shield, and put an iron cover on himself.After adding, I took a long breath of relief, ah, it’s so good to be wretched, ah, so safe!

Pulling along the trajectory of the reconnaissance Pegasus, it was Gao Zhan from the OMG alliance. Just as he came back, He Ritian's tribe, who was still beside him just now, suddenly disappeared.

Puzzled, he pulled back to the investigation office, and found that he had already faced OMG and ran wildly with iron hoofs, instantly hitting the man's tribe with thick smoke and flames.Sticking to the face refers to putting the tribe close to the attacked side. In this way, it only takes about a second from the deployment of troops to entering the opponent's city, and the attacked may not react at all—even if they react, the shield time not enough.

After the powerful army entered twice, Gao Zhan went to the shield.

Yu Yao was dumbfounded, and sent a private message: "Don't be afraid, I will help you clean him up."

He felt hesitant, the two armies went down, the high battle was probably going to be cold, it was too cruel.This person just scouted "her" for a while, and was immediately hammered to death. If he touched "her", wouldn't he be beaten and abandoned?The feeling of hugging my thighs is really comfortable!

The message on the public screen jumped, it was the person who was beaten.

So cold: Young man, this hand speed—what the hell, exploded on the spot...

Some of my thieves are big: When investigating, you should see clearly that I am next to you.

So cold: I just wanted to investigate, but I didn't want to do it...

My few thieves are big: no

So cold: Damn, why not, you are not in the same alliance, so you are allowed to fight or not?

My few thieves are big: no spying on her

So cold: What the hell are you, I lost 4000 million power, drunk

My few thieves are big: in the future, whoever hits Yuyu will be hit by me

Look at the gun in my hand: big brother's woman, tsk tsk tsk, hey hey~

It's so cold: Damn, dogs and men

My few thieves are big: no, serious

Look at the gun in my hand: Sister-in-law!

African boy: Khan

Who said that?Who decides?Do I agree?Yu Yao pinched his phone and fell into deep thought, but at the same time he was a little shy, talking nonsense in front of so many people, He Ritian was also thick-skinned.A little excited, but thinking of He Ritian's photo of a straight man, he seemed to have been thrown cold water and had to clarify something.

Undressed and wishing: There is no _(:з」∠)_, don’t talk nonsense, there is nothing, we are good friends

My few thieves are big: she is more shy

People from the LTP alliance also rushed out to dance together with great interest at this time, and their desire to undress was related to their interests.

Both cats and dogs: [wretched smile] What's the matter, just now when I went online, I saw our little sister Yuyu ran away with someone, and thought it was an elopement, no, no, no, don't do this, Yuyu belongs to us.

My few thieves are big: they are mine

The plane is coming: This is the tenderness of a tough man~ In the game, you can find a girl based on your strength. If you really like our little princess, you can give a gift, cut a few pieces of land, and give each of our LTP brothers Pull the 50M iron, our natal family will definitely dress up Xiao Yuyu and send it to your bed, okay? [bright laugh]

Yu Yao blushed.

floating around: hehe

Lonely cold: ...

Xia Ri Sha Gull: Submit the upstairs to give away resources, big bosses will give you a few pieces of level [-] land! [Hearty laugh]

Both Cats and Dogs: Stop talking on the plane, it’s too ugly, Miss Yuyu doesn’t marry, she was born as an LTP person, and the abandoned pit is the corpse of an LTP, [wretched laugh], she doesn’t want land or resources, she The greatest wealth!Yuyu is so beautiful, I suggest that we in District 33 can start campaigning for a tribal baby and vote for Yuyu unanimously.

Yu Yao felt that her female form was being consumed, and she didn't know how to respond, so she simply didn't speak, what a girl was already angry at the moment.

Floating around: Ugly face, speak directly

The Count of Monte Cristo: Do ​​you have a photo of the girl?

The plane is coming: Yes, 20 yuan a piece, and the resources can be exchanged, 50M

Summer Sea Gull: I want it!

A Dream of Red Mansions: Me too...

Poetry and wine: come, come, add WeChat

A group of people echoed with relish, Yu Yao was a little flustered, why is this, the joke is too much, it is really not a big deal to join in the fun.A game is a game, breaking the dimensional wall is a bit of a foul, not to mention he is not a girl.

While struggling, the red message began to beat.

My few thieves are big: whoever asks for photos, I will promote the alliance

My few thieves are big: Desire is mine, understand?

My few thieves are big: If you want to play the game well, be honest.

Yu Yao quit the game in deep despair, out of sight and out of mind—what the hell is the overbearing tone of the boss!Where did you learn it?

There was a flash of inspiration in my mind, and I suddenly thought of seeing the "love to read the novel "The Hooligan Kissed My Lips"" when I added him Q, and I felt a chill... What kind of precious straight man is this?

He is idle and bored now, and he doesn't want to deal with the game for a while, so he searched for this novel and clicked in.

When he exited, he seemed to have experienced a big dream, and his lewd impression of He Ritian had risen to a certain level.The protagonist is an ignorant hooligan, one day he suddenly has the ability to see through - he can only see through people's clothes, and then he starts a YY journey, successively recruiting beautiful class leaders, beautiful class teachers, beautiful young women, beautiful models and other harem.The way the little hooligan recruits the harem is very simple. With a humiliating mentality, he uses superpowers to see the beautiful woman naked, and opposes her admiration-isn't this just a matter of course?Through the method of stalking and stalking by rogues, he hugged the beauty back.The first one Yu Yao looked at was subduing the squad leader. It described that the hero sees through the squad leader’s long skirt and sees the "soft twin peaks", "shy red cherry blossoms" and "hidden forest". up!

He couldn't help but go to chat with He Ritian in private, but he sent a few messages over there first——

"are you angry?"

"Why don't you speak?"

"Just now, I'm sorry"

Yu Yao's thoughts moved slightly, but he didn't expect that he also knew how to take care of other people's emotions.Slightly suppressing the throbbing of the madman who complained, he sent the title of the book and showed it to him pretending to be innocent: "Little brother, little brother, I'm fine. Do you usually like to read books? Is this book good?"

He Ritian: "What kind of book is this..."

"I think the name is weird, but your favorite book is displayed on your QQ business card. I want to find a common language with you, so I really want to go and see _(:з"∠)_, is it okay? eyes.jpg"

After waiting for a few minutes, the other side became manic: "Don't look!"

Hehehe, it must be very embarrassing for me to discover such a shameful and wretched heart, right?Yu Yao retaliated: "Why, I also like reading books, don't you like reading this one? I'll go now~" Let me see how you face such a pure girl!

He Jinping sent a screenshot.

"Mr. He: Who the hell is reading serious novels on my account? "The Hooligan Kissed My Lips"? Who read it?

Mr. Li: What's the matter?

Mr. Zhou: I read it, what's the matter, you read it too?its not bad, right?

Mr. He: Niang Gan Ning, can girls watch this thing?

Mr. Zhou: Girl?Unique taste, I appreciate her!Another day to communicate with my brother face to face hehehe.

Mr. Li: Old and wretched.

Mr. He:..."

He Ritian added: "Xueer is good, don't watch this, she will learn bad things."

Yu Yao looked at the group name "C Ronaldo's Global Indifferent Support Association Sixth Military Aircraft Division", and laughed. He is a man with rich experience and experience, and He Jinping is so busy defending him as a pure little girl. I just thought it was quite interesting, so I cooperated with him: "Okay, then I won't watch it, ╭(╯^╰)╮, you have to be obedient."

He Ritian replied: "Well, good boy, listen to you."

Yu Yao held the phone and smiled, oops, smiled again, it was so sweet, and he slapped himself suddenly—is this the rhythm of online dating?

Turn around and go to the window to blow the hot air for a while, adjust your breathing, close the window and turn on the air conditioner, and draw the curtains by the way.Back to the desk with his shoes on, another message came on his phone.

"Xue'er, is it convenient now? I want to call you."

The humming sound of the air conditioner was soft. Yu Yao looked down at the computer and pressed the power button with his fingertips, wondering if this day will finally come?

He adjusted his breathing and typed: "Okay, wait for me for a minute."

When He Ritian made a QQ call, Yu Yao connected the headset to the computer, connected the voice-changing software, and blew lightly into the headset.

He has heard He Jinping's voice for a long time, so he is not very afraid. He also tested this voice changer with his friends some time ago, and it works well.

There was a moment of silence between the two sides, and He Jinping's low-pitched laughter came first—to get rid of the big fuss, with an absolutely pure male voice: "Xue'er."

Yu Yao calmly said "um", because he was more guilty, his voice was very low: "Little brother?"

The modified voice is sweet and delicate, with a slightly breathless panting, and a very light electric sound in the background.

He Jinping laughed again, and said "Wow", as if quite surprised.

Yu Yao felt guilty again and again: "What's wrong?"

"No, no, I was a little nervous when I heard your voice for the first time." He Jinping spoke generously.

Yu Yao was embarrassed, and listened to him the whole time, humming a few times from time to time, and giving a few replies in a very low voice.

After chatting for about four or five minutes, the voice over there was full of laughter and twists and turns, and for a moment, Yu Yao heard him say something.

"Xueer, you are so sweet."

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