Those who work in the coffin shop
Chapter 30 Birthday
Before entering the amusement park, Yu Mei pointed to the old lady selling balloons and said, "Dad! I want to buy that balloon! It belongs to Peppa Pig!"
"..." Bao Si rubbed his temples, and said impatiently, "It's my birthday, why don't you want Peppa Pig..."
Yu Mei tugged at his hand, tears streaming down her face: "Father, what do I want..."
Bao Si glared at Gu Yi: "You are her mother, you buy it for her."
Gu Yi smiled awkwardly: "Boss, I have no money..."
"This is the world she set up. Feel for it and see if there is any."
Gu Yi took out his pocket and made sure: "Boss, there really isn't..."
"Father, don't you want to buy Peppa Pig for Yumei?"
Yu Mei tugged at the corner of Bao Si's clothes, raised her face, and looked even more pitiful.
"..."
So, Bo Si hates children the most.
Holding Yumei's hand, he came to the old lady selling balloons, took out his wallet, and said, "Give me Peppa Pig, the biggest one."
Yu Mei jumped up, clapped her little hands, and jumped for joy: "Long live Dad! Dad is the best!"
"Take it."
Bo Si handed Peppa Pig to Yu Mei.
Yu Mei took the balloon and opened her arms towards Bo Si: "Daddy, give me a hug."
Gu Jian felt that Bo Si's face was darkened, and his heart rose in his throat in an instant.
Bo Si, it seems that he really doesn't like dealing with children... Besides, Yu Mei is just a wicked spirit in his eyes...
Gu Yi was struggling with how to resolve the enigmatic atmosphere at this moment, when Bao Si sighed, without saying anything, actually stretched out his hand and hugged Yu Mei by the waist.
Yu Mei smiled cutely, making noises in Bo Si's arms like a kitten, and finally, she sat on Bo Si's shoulders like a horse, waving her hands, holding the light little piggy Peppa in her hands, and shouted happily: "Daddy! Let's go!" Hurry up! Go faster!"
Bao Si had a sullen face: "Little rascal, don't push yourself too hard, and if you dare to be arrogant again, I will make you fly away..."
Gu Yi pulled Bo Si's sleeve: "Boss..."
Bao Si glanced at him, with helplessness in his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Forget it, I'm afraid of you, big and small, if you want to play, you can play to your heart's content today."
"Dad! Mom! Let's go on a roller coaster, shall we?"
"it is good!"
"After the roller coaster, I want a lollipop!"
"Okay, I'll buy as much as you want."
"Dad, let's go faster, shall we?"
"You really don't think you're heavy, brat."
Saying that, Bo Si quickened his pace and turned around in the crowd.
"Wow, Daddy is awesome!"
The warm sun hit Yumei's face.
The way she smiles is just the simplest girl.
Not mentally handicapped, nor evil spirits.
Gu Yi looked at Bao Si who was having more and more fun with Yu Mei, and for some reason, a warm feeling gradually spread in his heart.
Amusement park? He never went to it when he was a child.
Unexpectedly, the first time I came to the amusement park, it was in a dream woven by a little girl.
"Dad, Mom, I'll just sit in the front of the roller coaster, you two sit in the same row."
Before the game started, Yumi said this to them holding the doll.
Gu Yi didn't understand, and asked, "Why?"
Yu Mei said with a smile: "Because mom is afraid of the roller coaster when she sees it. Only with dad by her side can she protect mom!"
Gu Yi: "..."
Bao Si patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and said, "Just accept the setting calmly. This is all that brat's imagination. Let's just act according to her script. Anyway, it's just an illusion, not real."
Hearing this, Gu Yi silently nodded.
Yeah, everything is not true.
And this is Yu Mei's biggest wish.
I hope mom and dad will spend her birthday with her.
how to say.
I always feel a little sad.
He can resonate with Yu Mei's mood, is it because this is also one of his childhood dreams?
He fulfilled Yu Mei's wish, and Yu Mei made up for his childhood regrets.
Of course, it would be perfect if the setting of "mother" can be removed.
"Well, boss..."
When riding the roller coaster, Gu Yi was a little uneasy. Although safety measures had been taken, it was his first time, so he was still very nervous. "We are in an illusion now. The roller coaster should not be dangerous, right?"
Bao Si laughed lightly: "What, are you scared?"
Gu Yi lowered his eyes: "It's not that I'm afraid, I just haven't sat down before..."
"It doesn't matter, there is a first time for everything. If you are afraid, just call it out loud. Didn't I say that once it comes, it will be safe."
Gu Yixin said, Boss, it's really easy for you to say...
The roller coaster starts.
Gu Yi felt his body rising slowly, and the ground under his feet was getting farther and farther away.
Gu Yi was somewhat afraid of heights, so he quickly closed his eyes.
In the sky, the roller coaster is like a rocket, whirling and rushing upwards, the wind blows on Gu Yi's face, like countless hands tearing the skin.
It is clearly an illusion, but the feeling that can be experienced is extremely real.
The roller coaster was about to land, and when it was lifted up again, Gu Yi felt uncomfortable for a while, feeling like vomiting, and when it turned 360 degrees, Gu Yi's face became even uglier.
He gripped the armrest tightly, his breathing and heartbeat almost stopped.
After getting off the car, Gu Yi almost didn't even have the strength to stand up.
His palms were covered in cold sweat, and even the armrest was soaked.
But he stubbornly held back and didn't cry out.
Seeing his weak appearance, Yu Mei felt very distressed: "Mom, Mom, are you okay?"
"..." Gu Yi still couldn't accept being called mother, but now he didn't have the energy to argue with her, "I'm fine, I'll just take a rest."
Bao Si supported him and let him lean into his arms as much as possible, "Boy, is that okay? If it's so uncomfortable, let's find a place to sit."
"Yes, father, mother, let's go ride the Ferris wheel. Before dark, let's play the whole amusement park, shall we?"
Yumei was so excited.
Her expectant little face made it impossible to refuse.
Gu Yi smiled, touched her ponytail, and said, "All right, all right, I'll listen to you today."
"Mother."
Yu Mei looked at him, blinked, and said softly, "You are so kind."
On the Ferris wheel, Bo Si handed Gu Yi a cup of hot milk tea and said, "Drink it, it will make you feel better."
Gu Yi took it, held the milk tea in his hands, and said, "Thank you boss."
"Wrong, wrong!"
Yu Mei was dissatisfied and shouted: "It's not thanks to the boss, but to my husband!"
Gu Yi twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Well, Yu Mei, don't worry about such details..."
Yu Mei didn't listen or listen, she pulled the balloon and yelled, "No! You can't ignore it! A husband is a husband! It's not the boss, nor someone else! Mom calls the wrong person and she needs to be punished! Yu Mei is not happy, she will get angry!"
Gu Yi deeply touched his forehead.
Bao Si looked at him and said with a smile: "You are digging a hole and jumping by yourself. I told you that only women and villains are difficult to raise."
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Do it all over again!"
Yumei was still yelling.
Gu Yi coughed, and said to Yu Mei almost ingratiatingly: "Yu Mei, good boy, can I ask Dad to buy you a lollipop later?"
Yu Mei shook her head fiercely, and said, "I want lollipops, and I want to do it again! This is a rule and cannot be broken!"
"..."
Seeing Gu Yi's gloomy face, Bao Si couldn't help laughing. He stood in front of the window, smoking a cigarette lazily, without the slightest concern that there was a child here. Explore the mystery and charm.
Yu Mei was still adhering to her rules, Gu Yi really had no choice but Bo Si looked at him indifferently, the corners of his lips curled up, his tone was casual, with a bit of a joking joke: "You just follow her."
"Yeah! Dad is better! Mom, hurry up! Do it all over again!"
With the approval of "Father", Yu Mei became more confident and nodded vigorously.
Gu Yi knew that there was no way out, so he was helpless. He looked up at Bao Si who was standing by the window, and found that Bao Si's peripheral vision was also falling on him. At that moment, for some reason, he felt a little at a loss. There was also some inexplicable heat on his face.
When he was nervous, he made some small movements in his hands. For example, he held the milk tea and twirled it repeatedly, but he hesitated to drink it. After struggling for a while, he finally bit the bullet and whispered: "Thank you, thank you husband."
As soon as these words came out, Gu Yi wished he could find a crack in the Ferris wheel and get in.
"Wow! Mom is awesome! Yumei likes mom the most!"
Yu Mei was so happy that she spun circles in the small Ferris wheel.
Yu Mei's happiness seems to have infected Bo Si, he smoked a cigarette, his eyes were stained with a little smile, and said: "These brats sometimes feel hateful, and sometimes they feel innocent and cute, so I will never Love these little kids."
"Probably because I'm a child, so it's easy to be satisfied." Gu Yi said, "Even if I become an evil spirit, the expectations in my heart will not change, just like when I was a child, although I was called a freak, I also I hope that I can live like a normal child, and I can also come to the amusement park and walk under the sun with my family."
"Is that why you sympathize with this brat so much?"
Bo Si looked at him, "Because you saw yourself in this brat?"
Gu Yi looked down at the milk tea in his hand and said, "It's not all..."
Bao Si withdrew his gaze, looked out the window and said, "Actually, you were not alone when you were young."
Gu Yi was startled, and raised his eyes: "What?"
Bo Si smiled and said: "Children just need to drink milk tea obediently. When you can drink coffee, come and ask me the answer to the question."
"Boss, I'm really not a child anymore... I'm legally an adult. If you need anything, just tell me. I'm curious too."
"It's just that you are an adult legally, but your body is still a child. Let's put it this way, when you fall in love with someone and lose your virginity, I will tell you what you want to know Bar."
Gu Yi was speechless: "Boss, breaking that has nothing to do with growing up..."
Bao Si rubbed Gu Yi's head with a smile, and said, "Okay, here's a real kid, even though he's an evil spirit, but we can't take it too far."
"The person who speaks too much has always been you, okay..."
Yu Mei blinked her big watery eyes and looked at her parents.
What Mom and Dad are saying seems to be very deep, but it's a pity that Yu Mei can't understand a word.
However, if you don't understand it, you don't understand it, as long as the relationship between parents and mothers is good.
After getting off the Ferris wheel, Yumei bouncing around clamored to go to the haunted house.
She was still riding on Bo Si's shoulders, and this time she not only had a balloon, but also a big lollipop in her hand.
Yu Mei happily licked the lollipop, but after coming out of the haunted house, Gu Yi's whole body went out of his body.
Although I knew that everything in the haunted house was fake, but the horrible atmosphere, the dark environment, the creepy music playing around, and the prop plasma, prop corpses, all the atmosphere set off Gu I was really scared.
Bao Si and Yu Mei acted like normal people, going in and out as they wanted, but the only one who turned pale from fright was Gu Yi.
Bao Si scoffed at him: "Boy, we are in an illusion woven by evil spirits. You can still be frightened to death by the haunted house here. Have you forgotten what we do? It's not like the person who opened the coffin shop has never seen it." Corpses and ghosts, how dare you help me do business in the future?"
Gu Yi patted his chest and said, "So, I'm still getting used to it, and some things, even though I know they're fake, suddenly appear, and I'm still shocked..."
"Oh, it's okay!"
Yu Mei licked the lollipop and said, "When Mom is afraid, Dad will protect you, so Mom can be as scared as she wants!"
Gu Yi: "..."
Bao Si laughed out loud, raised his hand and slapped Yu Mei's tiny head, and said, "You little evil spirit, you say you're mentally retarded, why are you so clever sometimes?"
"Hey, because in front of mom and dad, I'm just a little clever ghost."
Yu Mei hugged Bo Si's neck tightly, smiled, and said sweetly, "Dad, Mom, let's take a photo together, shall we?"
"..." Bao Si rubbed his temples, and said impatiently, "It's my birthday, why don't you want Peppa Pig..."
Yu Mei tugged at his hand, tears streaming down her face: "Father, what do I want..."
Bao Si glared at Gu Yi: "You are her mother, you buy it for her."
Gu Yi smiled awkwardly: "Boss, I have no money..."
"This is the world she set up. Feel for it and see if there is any."
Gu Yi took out his pocket and made sure: "Boss, there really isn't..."
"Father, don't you want to buy Peppa Pig for Yumei?"
Yu Mei tugged at the corner of Bao Si's clothes, raised her face, and looked even more pitiful.
"..."
So, Bo Si hates children the most.
Holding Yumei's hand, he came to the old lady selling balloons, took out his wallet, and said, "Give me Peppa Pig, the biggest one."
Yu Mei jumped up, clapped her little hands, and jumped for joy: "Long live Dad! Dad is the best!"
"Take it."
Bo Si handed Peppa Pig to Yu Mei.
Yu Mei took the balloon and opened her arms towards Bo Si: "Daddy, give me a hug."
Gu Jian felt that Bo Si's face was darkened, and his heart rose in his throat in an instant.
Bo Si, it seems that he really doesn't like dealing with children... Besides, Yu Mei is just a wicked spirit in his eyes...
Gu Yi was struggling with how to resolve the enigmatic atmosphere at this moment, when Bao Si sighed, without saying anything, actually stretched out his hand and hugged Yu Mei by the waist.
Yu Mei smiled cutely, making noises in Bo Si's arms like a kitten, and finally, she sat on Bo Si's shoulders like a horse, waving her hands, holding the light little piggy Peppa in her hands, and shouted happily: "Daddy! Let's go!" Hurry up! Go faster!"
Bao Si had a sullen face: "Little rascal, don't push yourself too hard, and if you dare to be arrogant again, I will make you fly away..."
Gu Yi pulled Bo Si's sleeve: "Boss..."
Bao Si glanced at him, with helplessness in his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Forget it, I'm afraid of you, big and small, if you want to play, you can play to your heart's content today."
"Dad! Mom! Let's go on a roller coaster, shall we?"
"it is good!"
"After the roller coaster, I want a lollipop!"
"Okay, I'll buy as much as you want."
"Dad, let's go faster, shall we?"
"You really don't think you're heavy, brat."
Saying that, Bo Si quickened his pace and turned around in the crowd.
"Wow, Daddy is awesome!"
The warm sun hit Yumei's face.
The way she smiles is just the simplest girl.
Not mentally handicapped, nor evil spirits.
Gu Yi looked at Bao Si who was having more and more fun with Yu Mei, and for some reason, a warm feeling gradually spread in his heart.
Amusement park? He never went to it when he was a child.
Unexpectedly, the first time I came to the amusement park, it was in a dream woven by a little girl.
"Dad, Mom, I'll just sit in the front of the roller coaster, you two sit in the same row."
Before the game started, Yumi said this to them holding the doll.
Gu Yi didn't understand, and asked, "Why?"
Yu Mei said with a smile: "Because mom is afraid of the roller coaster when she sees it. Only with dad by her side can she protect mom!"
Gu Yi: "..."
Bao Si patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and said, "Just accept the setting calmly. This is all that brat's imagination. Let's just act according to her script. Anyway, it's just an illusion, not real."
Hearing this, Gu Yi silently nodded.
Yeah, everything is not true.
And this is Yu Mei's biggest wish.
I hope mom and dad will spend her birthday with her.
how to say.
I always feel a little sad.
He can resonate with Yu Mei's mood, is it because this is also one of his childhood dreams?
He fulfilled Yu Mei's wish, and Yu Mei made up for his childhood regrets.
Of course, it would be perfect if the setting of "mother" can be removed.
"Well, boss..."
When riding the roller coaster, Gu Yi was a little uneasy. Although safety measures had been taken, it was his first time, so he was still very nervous. "We are in an illusion now. The roller coaster should not be dangerous, right?"
Bao Si laughed lightly: "What, are you scared?"
Gu Yi lowered his eyes: "It's not that I'm afraid, I just haven't sat down before..."
"It doesn't matter, there is a first time for everything. If you are afraid, just call it out loud. Didn't I say that once it comes, it will be safe."
Gu Yixin said, Boss, it's really easy for you to say...
The roller coaster starts.
Gu Yi felt his body rising slowly, and the ground under his feet was getting farther and farther away.
Gu Yi was somewhat afraid of heights, so he quickly closed his eyes.
In the sky, the roller coaster is like a rocket, whirling and rushing upwards, the wind blows on Gu Yi's face, like countless hands tearing the skin.
It is clearly an illusion, but the feeling that can be experienced is extremely real.
The roller coaster was about to land, and when it was lifted up again, Gu Yi felt uncomfortable for a while, feeling like vomiting, and when it turned 360 degrees, Gu Yi's face became even uglier.
He gripped the armrest tightly, his breathing and heartbeat almost stopped.
After getting off the car, Gu Yi almost didn't even have the strength to stand up.
His palms were covered in cold sweat, and even the armrest was soaked.
But he stubbornly held back and didn't cry out.
Seeing his weak appearance, Yu Mei felt very distressed: "Mom, Mom, are you okay?"
"..." Gu Yi still couldn't accept being called mother, but now he didn't have the energy to argue with her, "I'm fine, I'll just take a rest."
Bao Si supported him and let him lean into his arms as much as possible, "Boy, is that okay? If it's so uncomfortable, let's find a place to sit."
"Yes, father, mother, let's go ride the Ferris wheel. Before dark, let's play the whole amusement park, shall we?"
Yumei was so excited.
Her expectant little face made it impossible to refuse.
Gu Yi smiled, touched her ponytail, and said, "All right, all right, I'll listen to you today."
"Mother."
Yu Mei looked at him, blinked, and said softly, "You are so kind."
On the Ferris wheel, Bo Si handed Gu Yi a cup of hot milk tea and said, "Drink it, it will make you feel better."
Gu Yi took it, held the milk tea in his hands, and said, "Thank you boss."
"Wrong, wrong!"
Yu Mei was dissatisfied and shouted: "It's not thanks to the boss, but to my husband!"
Gu Yi twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Well, Yu Mei, don't worry about such details..."
Yu Mei didn't listen or listen, she pulled the balloon and yelled, "No! You can't ignore it! A husband is a husband! It's not the boss, nor someone else! Mom calls the wrong person and she needs to be punished! Yu Mei is not happy, she will get angry!"
Gu Yi deeply touched his forehead.
Bao Si looked at him and said with a smile: "You are digging a hole and jumping by yourself. I told you that only women and villains are difficult to raise."
"Hurry up! Hurry up! Do it all over again!"
Yumei was still yelling.
Gu Yi coughed, and said to Yu Mei almost ingratiatingly: "Yu Mei, good boy, can I ask Dad to buy you a lollipop later?"
Yu Mei shook her head fiercely, and said, "I want lollipops, and I want to do it again! This is a rule and cannot be broken!"
"..."
Seeing Gu Yi's gloomy face, Bao Si couldn't help laughing. He stood in front of the window, smoking a cigarette lazily, without the slightest concern that there was a child here. Explore the mystery and charm.
Yu Mei was still adhering to her rules, Gu Yi really had no choice but Bo Si looked at him indifferently, the corners of his lips curled up, his tone was casual, with a bit of a joking joke: "You just follow her."
"Yeah! Dad is better! Mom, hurry up! Do it all over again!"
With the approval of "Father", Yu Mei became more confident and nodded vigorously.
Gu Yi knew that there was no way out, so he was helpless. He looked up at Bao Si who was standing by the window, and found that Bao Si's peripheral vision was also falling on him. At that moment, for some reason, he felt a little at a loss. There was also some inexplicable heat on his face.
When he was nervous, he made some small movements in his hands. For example, he held the milk tea and twirled it repeatedly, but he hesitated to drink it. After struggling for a while, he finally bit the bullet and whispered: "Thank you, thank you husband."
As soon as these words came out, Gu Yi wished he could find a crack in the Ferris wheel and get in.
"Wow! Mom is awesome! Yumei likes mom the most!"
Yu Mei was so happy that she spun circles in the small Ferris wheel.
Yu Mei's happiness seems to have infected Bo Si, he smoked a cigarette, his eyes were stained with a little smile, and said: "These brats sometimes feel hateful, and sometimes they feel innocent and cute, so I will never Love these little kids."
"Probably because I'm a child, so it's easy to be satisfied." Gu Yi said, "Even if I become an evil spirit, the expectations in my heart will not change, just like when I was a child, although I was called a freak, I also I hope that I can live like a normal child, and I can also come to the amusement park and walk under the sun with my family."
"Is that why you sympathize with this brat so much?"
Bo Si looked at him, "Because you saw yourself in this brat?"
Gu Yi looked down at the milk tea in his hand and said, "It's not all..."
Bao Si withdrew his gaze, looked out the window and said, "Actually, you were not alone when you were young."
Gu Yi was startled, and raised his eyes: "What?"
Bo Si smiled and said: "Children just need to drink milk tea obediently. When you can drink coffee, come and ask me the answer to the question."
"Boss, I'm really not a child anymore... I'm legally an adult. If you need anything, just tell me. I'm curious too."
"It's just that you are an adult legally, but your body is still a child. Let's put it this way, when you fall in love with someone and lose your virginity, I will tell you what you want to know Bar."
Gu Yi was speechless: "Boss, breaking that has nothing to do with growing up..."
Bao Si rubbed Gu Yi's head with a smile, and said, "Okay, here's a real kid, even though he's an evil spirit, but we can't take it too far."
"The person who speaks too much has always been you, okay..."
Yu Mei blinked her big watery eyes and looked at her parents.
What Mom and Dad are saying seems to be very deep, but it's a pity that Yu Mei can't understand a word.
However, if you don't understand it, you don't understand it, as long as the relationship between parents and mothers is good.
After getting off the Ferris wheel, Yumei bouncing around clamored to go to the haunted house.
She was still riding on Bo Si's shoulders, and this time she not only had a balloon, but also a big lollipop in her hand.
Yu Mei happily licked the lollipop, but after coming out of the haunted house, Gu Yi's whole body went out of his body.
Although I knew that everything in the haunted house was fake, but the horrible atmosphere, the dark environment, the creepy music playing around, and the prop plasma, prop corpses, all the atmosphere set off Gu I was really scared.
Bao Si and Yu Mei acted like normal people, going in and out as they wanted, but the only one who turned pale from fright was Gu Yi.
Bao Si scoffed at him: "Boy, we are in an illusion woven by evil spirits. You can still be frightened to death by the haunted house here. Have you forgotten what we do? It's not like the person who opened the coffin shop has never seen it." Corpses and ghosts, how dare you help me do business in the future?"
Gu Yi patted his chest and said, "So, I'm still getting used to it, and some things, even though I know they're fake, suddenly appear, and I'm still shocked..."
"Oh, it's okay!"
Yu Mei licked the lollipop and said, "When Mom is afraid, Dad will protect you, so Mom can be as scared as she wants!"
Gu Yi: "..."
Bao Si laughed out loud, raised his hand and slapped Yu Mei's tiny head, and said, "You little evil spirit, you say you're mentally retarded, why are you so clever sometimes?"
"Hey, because in front of mom and dad, I'm just a little clever ghost."
Yu Mei hugged Bo Si's neck tightly, smiled, and said sweetly, "Dad, Mom, let's take a photo together, shall we?"
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