Those who work in the coffin shop

"My younger sister carried the doll on her back and went to the garden to see the cherry blossoms. The doll cried and called her mother, and the bird on the tree was laughing. Haha, doll, why is the doll crying? Did you remember what my mother said..."

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After working in Zhongxiang House, Gu Yi lived a completely different life from before.

Not long ago, he was an ordinary high school student. Now, he not only works in the coffin shop, but also does all kinds of housework when he returns home. If there are no customers in the shop, the big boss Bao Si has to teach him how to draw talismans.

About Bo Si's origin, Gu Yi was curious before, but now, he understands Bo Si's temper, he knows that Bo Si doesn't like people to ask him the bottom line, and, in many things, the boat will go straight to the bridge, although Gu Yi is not smart, But he wouldn't be so stupid as to challenge Bo Si's bottom line over and over again.

As far as Gu Yi is concerned, Bo Si's temper can be described as rotten to the point of explosion, but there is no way, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Few people come to the coffin shop. After Gu Yi worked for a period of time, he discovered that Bo Si's words about the high profits in this business are all deceitful. Ah, now that everyone is cremated, why open a coffin shop? On this point, Bo Si only gave him one sentence, so we still sell urns and also look at Feng Shui.

Well, it’s like I didn’t ask. Anyway, the boss doesn’t worry about the business. As a small employee, it’s useless to worry about it, as long as he gets a salary every month.

Bo Si lives in a big villa and spends money like water on weekdays. Gu Yi thought that he might be a rich second generation. He opened the coffin shop just to start his own business and want to be independent, or just to find something to do for fun. He also seems to be very proficient in art, so the salary he pays himself should not be too small.

Thinking of this, Gu Yi quietly worked in the coffin shop, no, there was no one in the shop today, and Bao Si was teaching him how to draw talismans again.

Gu Yi did not draw correctly a few times, and Bao Si just went crazy in his head.

After half an hour, Gu Yi's forehead was already red.

And Bao Si had a dark face: "Stinky boy, you can't even learn such a simple talisman. I doubt how you got into high school. Re-draw until you get it right!"

Gu Yi resisted the pressure and said: "Boss, other people's talismans draw dragons, or mythical beasts, characters, etc. Why do we have to draw strawberries in our talismans?"

Bao Si looked at him with some amusement: "Drawing strawberries has wronged you, right? It's harder to draw strawberries or to draw mythical beasts? Look at what you draw. Radishes are not like radishes, and eggplants are not like eggplants. Have you ever eaten something like this? Strawberries? Which strawberry is so fat, I will give you money, can you buy it?"

"...Boss, I was wrong, let me draw again."

Holding the brush, Gu Yi began to draw seriously on the pink talisman paper.

Bao Si glared at him, then threw him a small bag, "This one is for you too, take it."

Gu Yi raised his head, "What is this?"

Sitting across from him, Bao Si said lazily, "I have opened all the things for your self-defense. You can take them out and use them at critical moments."

Gu Yi opened the bag, and saw pink beads lying inside, which were crystal clear and very beautiful.

but……

Gu Yi's facial expression was a little stiff: "Boss, your exorcisms are all pink..."

"Don't worry about it." Bao Si said, "The talisman paper you draw has the power I injected into it. You can't waste it. You have to keep it. Although the talisman is not drawn well, the effect may be relatively mediocre, but for you, it can't be so. Too high a requirement, you should keep these talismans and practice more in the future."

"Boss, I see that other people have chanted spells with talismans. What spells should we recite on our talisman paper to drive power?"

Bao Si patted Gu Yi's forehead again, "You forgot what I told you before, they need a way to recite the mantra, and my talisman papers are all condensed from my own power, and they need to be recited What spell? Just type it out."

"But boss, using talismans without reciting incantations is useless." Gu Yi said, "Look, in those martial arts novels, every move of a hero is famous, and he must shout out when killing an enemy. The same goes for exorcising ghosts, the two exorcising masters last time, they both have their own spells."

Bao Si laughed, looked at Gu Yi and said, "You want to be imposing, right? Okay, the boss will help you. Originally, I didn't set any spells on these talisman papers. Now that you've said so, I'll make them specially for you. indivual."

As he said that, Bao Si looked at the pile of talisman papers that had been messed up by Gu Yi on the table, he made a formula with one hand, muttered something in his mind, and quickly stopped.

"All right."

"So fast?" Gu Yi didn't even realize it, "Has the spell been set?"

"It's not a difficult task." Bao Si leisurely lit a cigarette, "From now on, when you use talismans, as long as you recite the spell correctly, the talisman paper can exert its greatest power."

Gu Yi picked up the talisman paper, "What is the spell?"

"It's too long, I'm afraid you won't be able to remember it, so I made the simplest one for you. Your ancestral grave has been torn up, and the evil spirits will disperse and be powerful, right? Guaranteed those little devils will hear it and fuck off." Bao Si was quite proud.

Gu Yi: "..."

After struggling for a long time, he said with difficulty: "Boss, let's change to another..."

Bo Si exploded: "You think you can change the phone password after setting it, but you can't change it, once you set it, you can only use this spell, and if you don't read it, the talisman paper will be useless, oh, right , I also set up that exorcism bead for you, the spell is, it means that you will be wiped out in the end! It’s so good, it can be self-defense, and it has advertised for our store, in the future, we will definitely have many customers come to our door!"

"Boss, can I resign?"

"That's right." Bao Si looked at his watch and said, "It's almost evening, I want to eat fish tonight, but I don't have any at home, you go to the market and buy some."

Bo Si put the money on the table.

"Boss, I can resign..."

"By the way, buy some more celery. Fish won't taste good without celery." Bo Si continued to smoke, "You're not good at drawing characters, but you're good at cooking, so just go for this. If you have money left, you can keep it for yourself." Go ahead, count the tip from the boss."

"..."

Gu Yi silently accepted the money.

Before leaving, Bao Si did not forget to remind him: "Take some charms and beads with you, I'm afraid you won't be able to come back after you go out."

Gu Yi bit the bullet and put the talisman paper and beads into the bag.

If possible, he hoped that these things would never come in handy...

That kind of spell is really...unspeakable...

In order to hurry, Gu Yi trotted all the way, turned out of the remote street, and arrived at a more lively place in a short while.

It was still dark, and there were still many pedestrians on the road. Gu Yi walked without turning his eyes. Suddenly, he heard a passionate voice calling him: "Brother Yi! Brother Yi!"

This voice is very familiar, and there is only one who can call him brother Yi.

"Wan'er?"

The car was slowly driving beside him, the window was rolled down, and the little loli sitting on the co-pilot kept waving at him, who else could it be if it wasn't Xia Wan'er?

They hadn't seen each other since what happened to Lin Ming, and Xia Wan'er was very pleasantly surprised when they met at this time.

She was an acquaintance, seeing Gu Yi now, she was so happy that she could fly out of the car: "Brother Yi, what a coincidence, we met here, where are you going, we will see you off."

Gu Yi smiled, waved his hand and said, "Thank you, but no need, I'll be at the market ahead, and I want to buy vegetables for the boss to cook."

Xia Wan'er frowned: "Boss Bo? Why is he like this? He asked you to go shopping alone. You are his employee, not his servant. Hurry up and get in the car. If you don't, I will Come down and drag you."

"……what?"

"You can't get on, I really got off, Qing Sang, stop."

Qing Sang nodded, Xia Wan'er really started to unbuckle her seat belt.

Gu Yi panicked, and hurriedly said: "You don't need to get out of the car, I'll just get up."

Xia Wan'er smiled like a flower: "That's right, I knew Brother Yi was the best."

After Gu Yi got into the car, he sat in the back seat and asked a little strangely: "Wan'er, today isn't the weekend, don't you even have to go to class?"

Qing Sang, who was driving, suddenly laughed.

Xia Wan'er shyly said, "Brother Yi, you hate me!"

"..." Gu Yi was confused, "What's wrong with me?"

Qing Sang explained with a smile: "Wan'er has graduated for a long time. She and I are childhood sweethearts and grew up together."

"Childhood sweetheart?" Gu Yi was stunned, but gradually, he seemed to understand something, "So, isn't Wan'er a fifteen or sixteen-year-old middle school student?"

Xia Wan'er was even more shy: "Brother Yi, I'm already 25, and I never said I was only fifteen. How can you judge a person's real age based on his appearance?"

"..."

What else can Gu Yi say?

"It's 25, why do you still call me brother..."

The corner of Gu Yi's mouth twitched.

Xia Wan'er said coquettishly: "Because calling me brother makes me look cute, but you are younger than me, so logically speaking, you should call me sister, and I should call you Yiyi."

"...Then call me brother... Wan'er, uh, no, Miss Xia, I'm about to arrive, let me go down in front."

"Oh, I mean, you're too far-fetched. We've been friends for catching ghosts together. That stuff is life-threatening. My fans on the Internet know that I make money by real skills. Since we are destined, we will be friends in the future. You Don't call me Miss Xia, just like Qing Sang, call me Wan'er."

"Okay, Wan'er, I..."

Gu Yi's stomach growled suddenly.

Everyone in the car heard it.

Gu Yi was a little embarrassed, but Xia Wan'er covered her mouth and smiled secretly: "Yiyi came out to buy vegetables for Boss Boss without eating, that Boss is really, isn't he just more handsome, how can he bully you like this, go, Yiyi , go to a fellowship with us tonight, and my sister will take you to eat."

Gu Yi was taken aback: "Association?"

Xia Wan'er nodded: "Yeah, it's a fellowship, but it's actually just a class reunion, we just went to join in the fun, no, I just met you by chance, let's go, let's go play together, Yiyi surrounds that thin girl every day Boss, I probably don't have the chance to meet outstanding women, follow us, maybe we will have a good encounter tonight!"

"No." Gu Yi said with a headache, "If I don't go back on time, my boss will kill me, and he will deduct all my salary."

Xia Wan'er laughed loudly: "Is that so? Boss Bo is really interesting. I like such a man with a temper the most. Didn't he not give me his phone number last time? Then I tied up his employees and tried to get him If you want to go back, come and find me, Qing Sang, drive faster!"

"You."

Qing Sang curled the corners of her lips and shook her head, somewhat helpless and spoiled.

Gu Yi had a bad premonition in his heart, and sure enough, the next second, Qing Sang stepped on the accelerator.

At that moment, Gu Yi seemed to see poverty waving to him.

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