I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

The fact that the BQB twin stars skipped work was quickly exposed.

Xu Yanbing was originally watching the live video with relish, laughing uncontrollably, but in the next second, the screen of the phone suddenly changed to an incoming call interface.

Because it was in silent mode, the phone just continued to vibrate a few times in his paws rather implicitly, and he couldn't open his voice to let out the song "I asked the swallow why he came, and the swallow said that the rain girl has no melons" to ruin his childhood nursery rhymes.

With full-level dynamic vision, Xu Yanbing saw clearly the caller ID on the interface the moment the screen switched. It was his caring and caring dog manager.

He was so frightened that his blood pressure soared wildly, and he was so panicked that he almost threw the thing that looked like a hot potato in his hands and threw it in the face of his deputy team.

The distraught Xu Yanbing suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his desperation, and pressed the power button until the phone's system started the shutdown procedure.

When the phone screen was completely black, he let out a long breath, then quickly turned his head and grabbed He Tian's arm, shaking it, and shouted anxiously, "Brother Tim, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!"

He Tian glanced at him calmly, and said lazily, "I'm tired, I can't even remember where the bathroom is, so I have to go out and bring you diapers?"

"Don't talk nonsense, hey," Xu Yanbing blushed immediately when he heard the words, and said angrily, "It's Manager Goubi who called me! It's probably because our skipping work has been exposed!"

Speaking of this, Xu Yanbing changed into a weeping expression, reluctantly said, "Brother Tim, there is no other way, let's be brothers again in the next life."

He Tian said "oh" slowly, and spread his hands towards him, "I'm on the phone, I'll answer it."

Xu Yanbing was dumbfounded for a few seconds.

Under the gaze of He Tian's increasingly delicate expression, he tremblingly held up his mobile phone with a black screen and showed it to the other party, crying, "Tian, ​​brother Tim, what, my mobile phone is timid, I was so excited just now Shut up in fright.”

"Annoying," the corners of He Tian's mouth twitched slightly, "If you want to lie to me, you have to go through your brain at least once. If you don't have the ability of old Shen Zhangkou to come here, don't imitate it, not to mention that you are not even as good as the low-end version."

Xu Yanbing burst into tears, "Understood, so you think I'm ugly, and my aunt is in line with your aesthetics."

He Tian didn't have much to say, "I said Yanan, when you shake your head, have you ever heard the sound of waves?"

Xu Yanbing blinked, "Brother Tim, are you implying that I changed the ringtone of my phone to the number of Xiaoluo, and are you kidding me?"

He Tian clicked his tongue, "When I type '?" slowly, it means it's not me who has a problem, but you who have a problem."

Xu Yanbing's focus has been distorted at this moment, looking at the phone worriedly, "Oh, you said that the manager is on my side, and there is no way, will he call you later?"

He Tian: "..."

At that moment, He Tian recalled the fear of the entire team being dominated by Xu Yanbing's convulsive crow's mouth of "doing nothing, cursing and quasi-spirit".

As soon as Xu Yanbing finished speaking, He Tian's cell phone beeped twice vigorously.

Xu Yanbing: "..."

He Tian: "..."

"Annoying," He Tian sighed, and couldn't help pinching his little fat face before answering the phone, "There's an insider, stop trading."

Xu Yanbing, whose Crow's Mouth skill was activated instantly, felt aggrieved and dared not speak out. He stared at his deputy team calmly and bluntly with the manager Goubi, and sat obediently in his seat like an ignorant girl.

In his hand, he quietly restarted the phone impatiently.

The manager Goubi got straight to the point as soon as he picked up the phone, "Tuigui, you two have such a coquettish operation that you skipped work when you disagreed, it made me feel depressed, and you even left a fucking note saying that the pajamas were torn by a dog. Go buy new pajamas, who would believe it!"

Facing his own manager who has evolved into a grumpy brother, He Tian said calmly, "One thing to say, Yanan did bite out several holes in my pajamas. He said that the weather is good today, so he just came out with me to pick out new pajamas."

Xu Yanbing: "???"

He clicked on the notepad on his mobile phone, gritted his teeth angrily, and quickly typed a line to point to He Tian.

[There is 1?Where is 1?Hmph, you bastard is plotting against me!I don't want to lose face! (?｀⊿′)?】

Holding the phone, He Tian typed with one hand and replied.

[Janyan, how bad is your stupid sleeping appearance? Don't you have any acd numbers in your heart?Or are you finally figuring it out and going to sleep in a single bed? 】

Xu Yanbing: "...Please treat me like a butterfly."

elegant!minute fly!butterfly!

He was afraid that He Tian was playing for real, so he hurriedly typed to please him.

[Brother Tim, don’t talk much→(づ￣3￣)づ]

He Tian replied him concisely.

【roll(?_?)】

Xu Yanbing pouted, he was used to He Tian's temper of "talking about food in his mouth, but still loving him in his heart", so he rolled back to his place mellowly.

I don't know that the two people on the other side have secretly checked on Chen Cang's manager, and on the other side of the phone, they started the roll call and criticism session.

He strongly condemned a certain dog to He Tian, ​​"Then Xu Yanbing, Dazai Zhi's stinky little brother, why is he so guilty, he dared to hang up on my phone just now, shutting down the phone and pretending to be dead is so low that I want to roll my eyes."

Xu Yanbing couldn't help sticking to He Tian's side again, leaned close to his mobile phone and protested to his manager, "It's too much, you don't need to say something like rolling your eyes!"

The manager of BQB sneered, "The reason why I said it is because I'm afraid you won't hear me rolling my eyes."

Xu Yanbing: "..."

Xu Yanbing violently grabbed He Tian's arm and swayed it tactically, and complained to him aggrieved, "Brother Tim! Brother Tim! Manager Goubi bullied me!"

"Hanyan," He Tian curled up his lips, with a somewhat helpless expression, "Knowing that I am stupid, I dare to bite his hook, give it away, just give it away, what do you want me to do with you?"

Xu Yanbing suggested maliciously: "Anyway, the bonus is gone, why don't we skip work again tomorrow?"

Hearing the words, the manager on the other end of the phone hated iron and steel, "Old He, you Kangkang, he is usually favored by you so confidently, I think it's outrageous to spoil him like this!"

Xu Yanbing: "???"

Won't your heart ache when you say this?

Obviously, every day when I was caught by Lao He to practice yoga, you were making pig noises proudly. That laughter scared the leather shoes out of your hands, okay? qaq

Xu Yanbing knew that he was just a weak and helpless scum with a combat power of 2.5, so he voluntarily left the battle and chose to hang up.

Anyway, his almighty brother Tim will help him every time, Xu Yanbing listens to the two of them fighting for [-] rounds through the optical fiber, and randomly glances at the dark surroundings of the stage. A field of human heads.

"Ugh."

↑This is the sound of a once "notorious" human-headed dog swallowing subconsciously.

When Xu Yanbing glanced across the crowd, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a young tourist who seemed to him to be acting a little weirdly. After observing for a while, his eyes were slightly dazed, and his mouth made a small "huh".

Maybe it's the sequelae of playing too many e-sports games, or maybe it's because of years of military training by Shen Qiuming's royal cadres, Xu Yanbing's sensitivity to surveillance cameras in public places is unusually high in his life.

Even other teammates in the club joked that their captain could apply for a wave of human police dog positions if he loses his job in the e-sports circle.

Therefore, after Xu Yanbing vaguely noticed a figure in the crowd looking at the surveillance camera intentionally or unintentionally and deliberately avoiding them, he couldn't help but feel a little surprised.

Xu Yanbing scratched his head, and said to himself, "Duck, am I being stupid for playing games?"

Just when he couldn't bear the turmoil, he wanted to talk to his deputy team about "hate today's little discovery", but the other party had already discussed the endorsement contract with manager Goubi.

Xu Yanbing: The humble gaze of a country dog.jpg.

Thinking to himself that there are official security guards in the venue anyway, and that if you come in from the outside, you must go through a security check, so Xu Yanbing just thinks that he has been too neurotic recently.

However, driven by curiosity, he still couldn't help following the figure of the man, and took out his mobile phone to record the picture by accident.

Somehow, his bestial instincts told him that this video might be useful in the future.

It wasn't until the man turned around the corner of the stand with something in his hand that Xu Yanbing stopped filming, saved the video and turned his head back again.

Seeing that his deputy team was still discussing club affairs with the manager in a low voice on the phone, Xu Yanbing pursed his lips, feeling a little inexplicably depressed, and cast his eyes on the big screen on the stage boredly.

At this time, two sets of numbers were scrolling rapidly on the screen, and the audio equipment on the stage also switched to a passionate BGM with the rhythm of "Get ready, everyone here, let's do something next."

At this moment, no matter on or off the field, almost everyone's eyes were staring nervously at the two sets of numbers that were constantly jumping on the screen.

Xu Yanbing, who knew nothing about this kind of flamboyance: ...?

Just as he was about to re-enter the live broadcast room of the e-sports section of the Hummingbird Carnival and see what happened just now through the barrage, the two hosts faced the screen and shouted "stop" in unison for a split second.

The eardrums were bombarded in vain, and Xu Yanbing shivered like a frightened puppy.

Immediately afterwards he heard the host shout enthusiastically into the microphone, "Congratulations to the audience with seat numbers 7 and 64 for getting the chance to compete side by side with professional players in this round, then let's use enthusiastic The applause welcomes these two lucky audiences!"

Xu Yanbing: Oh, so it was this, an exhibition match.

Xu Yanbing: ...

Xu Yanbing: Wait, why are you applauding and staring at me?

Luckily, the seats were already hidden enough. Under the watchful eyes of the few spectators around, Xu Yanbing pressed the peaked cap on his head, and subconsciously took out the ticket with the seat number that the staff stuffed into him when he entered the arena. ticket.

He squinted his eyes, and carefully studied the number marked on it for a while——

7 number.

Xu Yanbing: "..."

Auntie, you!over!up!

take!Life!Come!

Xu Yanbing tugged the mask on his face first, then lifted his old cold legs to leave the seat, and walked slowly towards the stage step by step.

In contrast, another lucky audience was excitedly trotting all the way to the stage.

When Xu Yanbing gradually approached, all members of the KWC team froze for a second, apparently recognizing who this guy was through the other party's exposed eyes, so a wave of eye contact began.

Ruan Nuonuo: Did I see a ghost in the blue sky?

Jiang Yinan: Does Wucao have to be so ruthless?

Jiang Yibei: Brother Chen, let me see why you have that color on your head?

Luo Beichen: Mrs. Luo, explain.

Shen Qiuming: This wave really doesn't care about me!How the hell did I know I would win the lottery—ahhh, have you guys forgotten that Yanyan is an old unlucky bastard!

Others: Oh, it turned out to be lucky E, so it's all right.

Xu Yanbing: I'm with you, you better not go too far, okay?

All KWC staff: Oh?

Xu Yanbing: If it goes on like this, I will tear up the disguise and none of us will live.

All members of KWC: ...Old iron, did you just say something scary with a calm face? =????(???????)

So after He Tian finished his work on the other end of the phone, he suddenly found that the dog who was supposed to be by his side suddenly disappeared, and his aura suddenly sank.

After seeing Xu Yanbing running on the stage in a blink of an eye, he and KWC's relatives and friends all had a messy expression of "the fruit on the tree, you and me under the tree", Tim He His long and narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and he raised his eyebrows inexplicably.

"what the hell?"

At the same time, Xu Yanbing also sneaked a guilty glance at his deputy team, who was sitting lazily leaning on the seat and playing with the phone carelessly, staring at him without blinking.

The moment the two looked at each other, a mischievous smile appeared on He Tian's lips, Xu Yanbing suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and his scalp couldn't help numb.

After realizing that He Tian's gaze towards him was becoming more and more dangerous, Xu Yanbing plucked up the courage to move his mouth slightly towards him, as if singing that song silently——

Goodbye Tim, goodbye, tonight I'm going on a long voyage~

He Tian: "..."

What the hell are you treating this as a pro-recognition meeting, right?

walk slowly.