I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

Shen Qiuming thanked God that his butt was finally completely swollen before the physical examination. Luo Beichen after driving meat is really a fucking inhumane person. The nonsense of "I just can't get in" is a fucking lie to children.

Mr. Luo, a man-shaped pile driver, worked hard all night, and the result was that he stuck his butt up in broad daylight and imitated Donald Duck to walk and dare not meet people.

During daily training, he inadvertently slumped down on the e-sports chair, and jumped up shoulder to shoulder with the sun with the sour feeling that was born in vain, almost without pain.

If he hadn't threatened the man with sleeping in a separate room, Shen Qiuming had no doubt that Peng would be the first player in the history of the BCL division to be replaced by a substitute due to anal fissure pain that made him unable to sit on the bench. Pros.

... It might as well just arrange for him to retire and apologize.

When Shen Qiuming thought of this, he subconsciously put the fruit candy in his mouth on the back molars and gnawed it, full of venting anger.

"Captain Shen, your health index is much better than last time." The medical doctor in the team said to him looking at the physical test data sheet in his hand.

"Nonsense, didn't you see how strict Brother Chen is controlling me now." Shen Qiuming replied vaguely, still chewing on sugar.

He didn't worry about the physical examination. When his boyfriend was messing around with him, the dog was a dog, but he was better than anyone else in managing his health.

The original happy beer was abruptly replaced with jujube and wolfberry tea, the greasy barbecue supper became a light health supplement when he opened his mouth, the magic weapon for staying up late was replaced by honey milk, and even the fruit sugar used to quit smoking The quantity is also limited to prevent tooth decay.

Gou Shi also forced him to go to the gym at the base every day to strengthen his exercises, disgusted that he passed out after a few exercises at night, and Lin Daiyu's amount of exercise still worried Schwarzenegger's heart.

Shen Qiuming, who was so angry that his face was covered with sweat and tears, held back his flushed face, and opened his mouth to bite his strong abdominal muscles, and then he was pushed up by the vicious person below, and his whole body softened instantly. Come down, turn into a river of spring water and let the bully cry.

"Uh……"

The medical doctor hesitated for a while when he heard the words, his expression wavering.

In the end, he cleared his throat and reminded in a low voice: "But Team Shen still needs to pay attention, to be honest, you are a little..."

Shen Qiuming: "Huh?"

Physician: "Kidney deficiency."

Shen Qiuming: "..."

The medical doctor gave him a look, and said slowly: "Brother Shen, watch less female anchors, you know what I mean."

"Fuck." Shen Qiuming couldn't hold back, and cursed.

The medical doctor frowned slightly, and said solemnly: "Actually, you are all quite healthy, except that your mouth is a bit smelly."

"Oh, Brother Chen's tone is sober, and he is overinflated."

Shen Qiuming raised the corners of his lips and smiled silently.

The simplest mouth smell, the most extreme enjoyment, you don't understand, brother.

He stared at the other party with probing eyes, and asked coldly: "Little Sixth Master, why did you even start to imitate your senior brother's Tang's poisonous tongue?"

The real name of the KWC team's medical doctor is Lu Xiao, and the nickname "Little Sixth Master" was given by Shen Laogou. The European Emperor who can roll the dice eight out of ten times is the envy of his life. If you don't come, you must worship before the game.

A black line appeared on Lu Xiao's forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "None of your business."

Shen Qiuming was grinning all over his face, and pretended to ask casually: "By the way, Boss Xia has arranged for this psychological consultation—cough, is your brother coming to help me?"

There are generally two medical staff stationed in the base of KWC, Lu Xiao is in charge of physiology, and his junior sister is in charge of psychology.

As for the "quack doctor" that Shen Qiuming called out to be his two senior brothers, Boss Xia's senior, and the team's licensed psychological counselor, he fished for three days and posted on the net for two days. Whether he comes to the base depends on his mood. fun.

Brother Tang and they chatted together eating melon seeds in the tea room, and mentioned that the quack doctor was borrowed by Boss Xia and his eldest cousin some time ago, saying that he was doing psychological work for a child in the wilderness team. He was too active in fighting and had mental problems.

Hearing the news at that time, Shen Qiuming was still very excited, aside from Luo Beichen handing over the peeled fruit, he rolled up his sleeves and smiled contemptuously at everyone present.

Isn't it the kid next door to the military training, I can be the coach, it's a bad street in the village, ask who is the father.

Then at night, my boyfriend carried me to the bed like a chick, and forced me to cross my legs to perform a live show of a goblin fight, which was horrible.

Hearing this, Lu Xiao pushed the frame of the mirror, and his tone was a little joking: "My brother is very curious, who is so capable and able to steal his business from you."

Shen Qiuming's smile froze immediately, and he swallowed with difficulty.

"what do you mean--"

Lu Xiao raised the corners of his mouth towards him, revealing his white teeth.

"So brother, he's going to come and have a look in person, you understand?"

"........."

Shen Qiuming was silent for a few seconds, then raised his chin and asked with a serious face: "Little Sixth Master, can I pass the afternoon talk on mental health? I'm going out to buy a kidney treasure without further ado."

Lu Xiao looked at him with caring eyes for the mentally retarded, and said coldly: "It's shameful to escape, Brother Shen."

Shen Qiuming chewed the fruit candy slowly, and retorted righteously: "But it's useful."

He felt a little wronged, and this was really not an escape. He really wanted to buy it, and he wanted to buy a few more boxes at once and stock up for later use (...).

Lu Xiao sighed, put down the list, rubbed his temples, and said in a low voice: "You're useless, your words can only coax a rookie of my junior sister's level, you didn't know how serious your psychological problems were at that time." Count?"

"Brother Shen, haven't you noticed? You are no longer the solitary dean you used to be. Your teammates can now take care of themselves and don't need to rely too much on your protection."

"And the only one who is immersed in the shadow of wishful thinking and refuses to come out is only you."

Eyelids twitched involuntarily, Shen Qiuming pursed his lips, curled his fingers inwards and clenched into fists, his eyes were a little erratic.

Lu Xiao didn't make another sound. The other party needed time to digest, so he picked up the physical test sheet again and silently scanned the values.

The room became inexplicably quiet.

After 1 minute, Shen Qiuming came back to his senses, coughed dryly and said: "Little six, did you fucking secretly transfer to your senior brother? Scare Dad."

Lu Xiao raised his eyes and glanced at him contemptuously: "Seeing that my senior brother is obedient, I will strike hard when it is my turn."

"Heh, chicken."

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Lu Xiao turned his hand and handed him the list, and said indifferently: "Fuck you, get lost."

Shen Qiuming took the paper and said aggrievedly: "Hold on, Little Sixth Master, which one of us is with whom, aren't we good gay friends!"

Lu Xiao pushed the mirror frame again, and raised a polite yet gleeful smile: "Yes, so I sincerely hope that when you and my senior brother are on the same line, you can successfully overturn the car, the kind of brother Chen who is next to you .”

Shen Qiuming said "my son is rebellious and broke my heart", pulled a napkin and pretended to be sobbing, and cried in a low voice.

"Burning Love Leng Hanxiao Liu, you have changed! It wasn't this Yazi when I dyed my hair and danced along behind my ass!"

"........."

Buried deep in Dr. Lu's mind, he wished that the black history that he would never remember for the rest of his life would be so easily dug out by Shen Laogou and held in front of him.

Lu Xiao withdrew the physical examination sheet from his hand expressionlessly, picked up a pen and quickly wrote the word "kidney deficiency" in the summary column at the end, then slapped it on the table and moved it over.

"Take your list and climb for Grandpa."

Shen Qiuming took advantage of the opportunity to pick up the list, folded it randomly a few times, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. He knew that if he provoked the rabbit, he would attract retaliation from his senior brother who protected him, so he chose to temporarily retreat tactically.

"Little Sixth Master, although you looked embarrassed when you were beaten by your parents when you dyed your hair, you are really pretty when you dance on the cement at the entrance of the village."

Captain Shen was very happy when he finished the skin, ignored Lu Xiaomiao's downcast face, and closed the door heavily in an instant, cleverly not giving the people inside a chance to whip him with a broom.

"........."

Lu Xiao stared at the empty chair in silence for a while, then took out his mobile phone unhurriedly, and called the person at the top of the address book.

"Hello, brother?"

"Brother Chen has suffered from mental illness again, so he got a power call."

"Well, the kind of medicine that can't be stopped, increase the intensity."

"I was thinking that today we are taking a physical test and not drawing blood. Why are the dishes so nourishing?"

Ruan Nuonuo looked at a table of pork liver, pig blood, lamb kidneys, leeks, and yams. He didn't know how to use his chopsticks for a while, and began to doubt life.

Shen Qiuming heard that his cheeks were numb due to the heat, he held his rice bowl and lowered his head a little, not daring to continue.

He can't tell them with pride and pride in front of the big guys, it was your brother Chen who went to the vegetable market to pick out five or six bags of chicken after reading the hot chicken comments on my medical examination form, and then cooked it for Auntie... ... something like that.

Then the whole team knew that their captain, P God, was not good at that, and he had a weak kidney.

Oh shit, it's over.

Shen Qiuming chewed his rice and thought carefully, and finally decided to be strategically deaf in order to maintain the masculine and handsome image of his team's domineering 1.

Spending a lot of money for a confidante, it's not good to force a concubine, it's better to pretend to be dead and be a younger brother.

"Maybe Boss Xia wants us to replenish our energy before the match, so that we don't stretch our hips as soon as we enter the match?" Jiang Yinan said casually as he took a sip of the soup with a spoon in his hand.

Ruan Nuonuo looked like I believe you, a big-headed ghost, and let out fatal doubts: "What does this have to do with you taking away our only winter melon soup?"

Jiang Yinan vigilantly moved the pot of winter melon soup to his side, and replied naturally: "I've been on fire recently, wouldn't it be better to eat something light?"

"No wonder my mother smelled the smell of spicy sticks wafting over from the balcony." Shen Qiuming raised his eyebrows and squinted at him, mouthing, Dad solved the case.

Jiang Yinan who understood: "..."

Spicy Chicken Shen Laogou, Shrimp and Pig Heart, the devil himself!

Hearing this, Jiang Yibei paused for a moment with the chopsticks serving his younger brother's food, then raised his eyes to glance at Jiang Yinan: "It's best that this matter has nothing to do with your oral ulcer."

What he didn't say in the second half was, otherwise you will die, stinky brother.

Jiang Yinan's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly shook his head in denial: "I don't, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

Shen Qiuming snorted lightly, after all he didn't cheat on the youngest silly son.

He lowered his head and prepared to continue preparing the meal, only to find that it had been quietly filled with all kinds of supplementary dishes by his boyfriend, and his breath was suddenly choked in his throat, he couldn't help but tremble slightly while holding the chopsticks.

A few words that Lu Xiao wrote blindly can be made into this by his boyfriend, and it will be fine when his senior brother kills him.

After all, this wicked quack doctor doesn't like to watch him have fun, and it's a miracle that he can help him hide his illness for so long.

Thinking of this, Shen Qiuming couldn't help shivering, thinking it would be more appropriate to put an eye on Luo Beichen earlier.

After sloppy eating, he found an excuse to buy wristbands and hurried out of the gate of the base, then wandered absent-mindedly in the supermarket for 5 minutes, squatting on the stone steps at the door, and sent a text message to his boyfriend in a complicated mood .

【Mr. Luo, may I ask if you will continue to like me who is a little crazy? 】

One minute later, he received a new text message reply, and opened his eyes cautiously.

【My daughter-in-law is the cutest in the world: I just heard a very interesting news】

"……Um?"

Shen Qiuming stared at the text message in the phone, narrowed his eyes in confusion, and then received several messages from the other side one after another.

[My daughter-in-law is the cutest in the world: It is not Lu Xiao's junior sister who has been in charge of your psychological counseling, but his senior brother Tang Yanqing]

[My daughter-in-law is the cutest in the world: Unfortunately, Tang Yanqing, the b, once chatted with me casually about a strange patient of his, who was clearly suffering from severe emotional disorders and was able to run the train full of flirtatious words, but he The cow batch is broken]

"........."

Shen Qiuming blurted out "Damn", his calf suddenly softened and almost rolled down the stone steps.

Dogs are better than quack doctors! ! ! ! !

【My daughter-in-law is the cutest in the world: So judging from the current situation, I love you if I didn't kill you】

[My daughter-in-law is the cutest in the world: understand? 】

Through the screen, he could feel the monstrous anger being forcibly suppressed by the man, Shen Qiuming sniffled, and wow, the macho man burst into tears.

He can't go back home, it's too difficult for him to be a team bully!

After crying, Shen Qiuming gritted his teeth and went back to the supermarket again, and saw rows of brand new Okamotos on the small shelves beside the cash register.

Shen Qiuming: "..."

Well.

The thirst for knowledge made him stop, the desire for survival told him to buy it quickly, don't push it, the dog's life is the most important thing.

So, under the strange eyes of the salesperson "Ward Mare Fark", Shen Qiuming took out three boxes of fruit-flavored Okamoto from the checkout shelf, paid the money, threw it into his pocket, and walked out of the supermarket as if fleeing for his life.

To be or not to be, he chose to have a fight before breaking up.