I heard that my ex-boyfriend is my new teammate

In the next ten minutes or so, the old Pike announced the specific grouping results of the remaining six teams one after another.

Group A, HEHE, ZOO, BQB, RGB, IKBK, GSQ.

Group B, ELM, BOOM, KWC, MT, VK, HYL.

As soon as the grouping results of the summer split came out, the e-sports circle of Black Mirror exploded immediately, and a large number of players and the media began to discuss the matter frantically on social networks.

[Look at it, look at it, old Pike's hands are stinky, I think your mother is outrageous in this group! ! ! 】

[8 said, the feng shui turns, this year's summer competition is the turn of A to form the death group]

[Fortunately, the Civil War phantom god GSQ and HYL are in a group, and they are evenly distributed. Everyone has (dog head)(dog head (dog head)]

[Takeaway fans feel that it is not a loss, our ELM and MT are assigned to the same group again 233333]

[ELM and MT teams are really (covering their faces)... the magic of love goes around in circles, and they are sweet alone without contending with the world, hehe]

[GSQ really went to Group A to do things, HYL was lucky to be assigned to Group B, didn't Old Parker really learn two brushes from Chinese Fengshui masters in advance...]

[Holy shit, I can watch the peak duel between Mr. Chi and Mr. Xu, the snake gods again. The old Parker is awesome, and Glass is awesome! ! ! 】

【Fuck, putting KWC and VK in the same group is too cool8, can the love and hatred records of these two teams be updated again? ? ? ? 】

[BOOM, KWC, and VK are all in Group B. The former is the old team that almost became it back then, and the latter is the old teammate who made him put on the bench. Please tell me how much psychological shadow area P God has now]

"There was no fluctuation in my heart, and I even felt a little itchy on the back of my head after spraying the styling water."

Shen Qiuming scanned the comment on the phone screen, and muttered blankly.

"Huh?" Luo Beichen didn't hear clearly, and looked at him suspiciously, "What did you say?"

"It's nothing." Shen Qiuming blinked, "The new team uniform makes my butt itchy."

This is also the truth, the itching is really itchy, but it's just a different part.

Luo Beichen: "..."

The man was stunned for a second, and his eyes suddenly became playful.

There was a smile on his lips, and he lowered his voice maliciously: "Do you want me to give you a good scratch at night, my captain?"

After a disagreement, he stepped on the gas pedal and went eighty yards.

Shen Qiuming pouted pretending to be disgusted, turned his head and pretended to ignore him.

It's not a big problem, it's just that there is an old deer in my heart that is bumping around.

Guandu can't fucking close it, it's annoying.

"Thank you Mr. Parker for announcing the grouping results of the BCL Summer Split..."

On the TV screen, Miss Jing Jing spoke in a sweet voice, handed the microphone to Old Parker again and again, and asked with a smile: "So in the next game, which team do you like more?"

"Fuck," Jiang Yinan jumped up and yelled, "Come on, come on, it's this damn tainted milk session again!"

"I knew that Broccoli had no good intentions in transferring old Pike!" Ruan Nuonuo nodded pertinently.

Jiang Yibei pushed his younger brother back helplessly, with a calm expression: "Although who will drink this cup of imported Nordic tainted milk, the effect of the program is indeed full."

"Brother Meng, think about how brilliant his record was last year!" Ruan Nuonuo recalled, holding his head in both hands, as if he couldn't bear to look directly at him.

"How miserable it is to pick one at random. How many people favored the dark horse team BAE in the South Korean division. Before the game, they gave him a can of melamine, and the forced raw milk became a big-headed baby. In the end, the final season line The fuck didn’t come out, the club gave the whole team players a holiday to go home in advance.”

Shen Qiuming rubbed his chin, thoughtfully: "Tsk, I just don't know which one is more poisonous than our domestic poisonous milk powder Liang Goddess."

"Then I'll vote for Aliangba," Jiang Yinan turned the chair in circles boredly, "After all, she is a gas leak type, and she will be hit by anyone ten meters away, regardless of enemy or friend, and the lethality is a little bit more."

"Aren't you wondering who old Pike wants to nurse?" Ruan Nuonuo opened his eyes wide and asked the surrounding teammates.

Jiang Yibei stared at his younger brother who was spun around in a warning manner, steadied his chair suddenly, gave his cheek a pause, and then casually responded to Ruan Nuonuo.

"HYL passes first, the name of this team is Zhen Dexiu, every season is so lucky that other teams will be depressed."

"Hmm, but they make it to the playoffs every year, it's as if Krypton's gold has finally run out, and they're always doing all kinds of tricks." Jiang Yinan held back his cheeks that were flushed by his brother, He stumbled and spit out a groove.

Then he begged his brother for mercy with tears in his eyes: "Brother, oh, I was wrong, I won't turn it anymore, don't mess with it, I'm going to turn into a big face!"

Jiang Yibei sighed, and patted his face softly: "Then be good to me, Nannan."

The old Parker on the TV naturally couldn't hear the heroic deeds of the KWC team whispering in the dressing room, and he still had a smile on his face after taking the microphone handed over by the host.

After hesitating briefly for a few seconds, he said slowly, "I heard that there is a team in the BCL Division that fans jokingly call the second in ten thousand years..."

Hearing this, Shen Qiuming was slightly taken aback, and his expression became strange.

"Uh, by the way, isn't Wannian's second child in our division—"

On the screen, the old Parker held up the microphone and said confidently: "Well, I predict that the BQB team will definitely secure the top three this time. I have great confidence in them and will win!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a deafening roar from the next door, which penetrated the restraint of the wall and echoed on the ceiling of the small dressing room of the KWC team for a long time.

"Fuck. Your mother's old Pike, what kind of hatred do we have with you? Your confidence is purely here to destroy our confidence!!!!!"

"Don't give milk, really don't give milk, please don't give milk, Ning, don't you have a little idea of ​​how poisonous this milk is? Hedinghong is so fucking bad that Ning's melamine is so powerful!! !! We ate jujube pills!!!”

"It's over, it's over, it's estimated that we won't even be able to keep the position of Wannian's second child this year, will I be sold by the boss ahhhhhhh!!!"

"I'm playing seesaw with your mother because I'm heavier, old Parker, I'll be on your mother!!! This dog can last another ten years, you and I are responsible!!!!"

"The paralyzed old Pike milk is too cruel, now my keyboard is full of Sanlu milk! It's about to become a fountain, you fucking!!!!"

The simplest bad breath, the most extreme enjoyment.

If you ask what is the difference between the pig slaughtering farm and the emoticon pack team at this time, one is pure pig slaughtering, and the other can faintly hear a few normal human words from Vice Team He.

"Shall we go and comfort the brothers next door," Ruan Nuonuo swallowed cautiously, "At any rate, I've lived across the street for many years, and I don't see each other when I look up."

Shen Qiuming raised his eyebrows and didn't take it seriously: "I think everyone has gotten used to the bad taste of the official's mentality before every game."

"No, brother Shen, only our team mentality has always been the best." Jiang Yibei said with a black line.

After all, their small team with a very high upper limit and a very low lower limit is used to being sprayed, and the captain who has fans everywhere and is full of gay friends often does not behave like a human being.

Shen Qiuming stood up and waved his hands indifferently: "Success, you can do whatever you want, I'll go to the bathroom."

Then he very naturally took out a pack of tissues from his boyfriend's team uniform and stuffed them into his pocket. After doing something bad, he said to the other party with an innocent face: "I didn't bring it, but I know you have it, okay?" Chirp."

Luo Beichen: ""

For this reason, I am completely confused.

In the past, the little boyfriend’s pockets were all kinds of fruit candies and half a catty of cement, but his pockets were all gauze, cotton swabs, napkins, and band-aids.

I don't need to explain which second idiot prepared it for, it's not something he's used to.

Luo Beichen waved at him helplessly, his eyes as deep as ink were filled with a smile: "My captain, go and come back quickly."

When Shen Qiuming approached the door, he didn't forget to turn his head and show caution.

"Received~"

When other teammates saw this scene, they all showed shocked expressions of being shocked by Pika's [-] electric shocks.

"...Damn it, why do I think brother Shen is more coquettish?"

"Emmmm, why don't we chip in and buy a more luxurious chicken coop?"

"Shut up, you're going to die!"

"Well, Brother Chen, what do you think?"

Luo Beichen didn't change his face, and responded with ease: "Maybe after being touched by you, your emotions have finally been liberated. This is a good thing, isn't it?"

Other teammates: "Oh oh oh, that's how it is!!!"

Although Shen Laogou's liberated Yazi is even gayer, but our God K is definitely a decent person and there is nothing wrong with him!

If Captain Shen was still here, he would probably say something like this——

Let's celebrate warmly, the new king of cheating and selling abductees is born!

bathroom.

Shen Qiuming didn't expect that he could crash into a car with his old teammates while going to the toilet.

Fate, amazing.

He had just fastened his trousers at that time and was about to push open the door of the cubicle when a person rushed in from outside, thumped into the cubicle, and then slammed the door shut with such force that he was The partition next to it was shaken three times.

This incomparably ferocious action really stunned Shen Qiuming, but his expression was still very calm, after all, there were many snakes, insects and other thieves in the public toilets in their village.

When Luo Beichen went to the toilet for the first time that year, his face turned pale from being frightened by a nest of snakes, and he rushed out in a panic, asking him for a hug for the first time.

Shen Qiuming hadn't finished recalling the rare and cute moment of his boyfriend in this compartment, when a suppressed roar came from the next compartment.

"What's the rush? It's not like my mother won't give you money! Hurry up, hurry up!"

Shen Qiuming narrowed his eyes, Jiang Yao is such a wise and domineering president, he has watched too many TV dramas, do you really think you are the only one to use the whole toilet?

Manic, so manic.

Although the other party has deliberately lowered his voice, it is not difficult for Shen Qiuming to recognize that the irritable old man next door is Jiang Yao because he is his teammates who have played games together.

Because he was really afraid of being poor before, Shen Qiuming became a little sensitive to topics with the word "money".

He originally wanted to take the opportunity to go out, but the sixth sense in his heart vaguely reminded him not to push the door, maybe there will be a surprise later.

Shen Qiuming slowly lowered his hand holding the doorknob, and the previous breakthrough player in the team made him subconsciously turn on the recording software in his phone.

He thought in his heart, if Jiang Yao was just joking, it would be a big deal to delete it later.

Jiang Dasha sent a few loud voices, who is it strange, hum!

It's just that, no matter how you listen to Jiang Dasha's tone, it's like meeting an old Lai who touches porcelain while driving a luxury car. It seems that he has been blackmailed more than once.

Wow, that's pretty cool(...).

Shen Qiuming was afraid of making a noise, so he didn't dare to move his body any more, he listened intently to the movement next door with his breath held.

Jiang Yao was still talking on the phone next door.

"Yes, my popularity has declined, so what? I'm not still a regular member of the first team, and that substitute is rubbish, how could he replace me!"

Thinking of BOOM's talented substitute jungler, Shen Qiuming pouted, noncommittal.

There is one thing to say, did Ning drink a bottle of soda mixed with fake 82 wine? Isn't it too blindly swollen?

Master Jiang, times have changed.

The other party said something unpleasant on the phone, and Jiang Yao's violent temper was completely irritated in the next second, and his voice rose several times.

"Heh, Manager He, don't forget that we are on the same boat now. I was the one who proposed the idea of ​​changing the contract, and you didn't refuse it, did you?"

Shen Qiuming's expression changed slightly, the fingers holding the phone were clenched tightly, the blood color faded from the fingertips, and gradually turned white.

Fuck, it's really fucking funny.

Jiang Yao, who was next door, was fully firing at this time, and continued to output wildly, mocking without hesitation.

"You kicked back the club's more than 60 yuan to buy Peng back then. How dare you threaten me? I only received [-] yuan, and the rest of the money was exchanged for your chance to keep me in BOOM. To be honest. We don't owe anyone anything, do we?"

"Yes, I robbed him of the opportunity, that's right, who told him to tell this to Amin, that rascally brat, I taught him a lesson, he thanked me before it was too late Woolen cloth."

"Technology? Are you talking about operations with me, a professional player? It's a joke. Without him, I can still shine in the arena. Look at what he looks like now. The director of the orphanage, damn it, I feel sorry for him. It's a sin. Yo."

"And the things you did in private, do you think I really don't know? If I tell these things, can you resign safely? Why don't you think about how many lawsuits you will have to pay if these shitty things are exposed? money!"

"If you want to threaten me, then just try it! Let's wait and see!"

After the other end finished speaking, he hung up the phone neatly, and after a few seconds of silence, he snorted disdainfully, kicked open the door and walked out swaggeringly.

In the next cubicle, Shen Qiuming still maintained his original movements and pressed the save button of the recording unhurriedly.

He lowered his eyes slightly, his mind full of one sentence.

Damn it, it turns out that I was so valuable back then!

Damn it! ! ! ! ! TAT