Cannon fodder, a high-achieving student with kidney deficiency

It has been a year since Bu Xin was able to control this body well.

During this period, the two apprentices saw the master tripping over himself countless times, plunging headlong into the soil, floating to the top of the cave, unable to get down, and sometimes even radiating light and heat so that it spontaneously ignited, like a catastrophe that moved randomly.

At first, Mei Qiming was worried that Master would accidentally commit suicide, but since Master told him and Qian You frankly, "I have already died once", Mei Qiming felt relieved.Later, Mei Qiming saw it completely, and even secretly hoped that Master would destroy more things in the past—it’s just that Master was a little unreliable, and even if he was unreliable, it’s good, at least those pink and tender decorations and inexplicable women’s clothing will With the self-explosion of the master, it will gradually decrease, yes, the danger of myself and Qian You will also be greatly reduced...

What danger?It's a long story.

Master didn't set any big rules for them, and the way to deal with everything was simple, rude, straightforward and effective.From Master's point of view, everything can be divided into four categories: ordinary daily life, right things, wrong things, and half-right and half-wrong things.

In the beginning, there was no right or wrong between their master and apprentice, it was just ordinary life.Usually, the daily practice is to accumulate cultivation bases and improve the realm. He and Qian Er are still unable to fast. The first time the master realized this, he sighed for the first time. Cook them three meals a day.Speaking of which, Jinshan, where Qian Guidong Mansion is located, is also Master's site. Master goes up to the mountain every day to hunt and down to pick vegetables, although sometimes he is lazy...forgot to cook, but he persisted for three years. Mei Qiming was so moved at first. Well, after three years, Master finally thought that they could learn to cook by themselves... It was also strange. In the first year, Qian Er was quite normal, and he ate honestly when eating. It was as if nothing had happened, but in the second year, Qian Er's actions were like a mystery.

Qian You would feel abnormal when eating every day, sometimes he would not eat for several days, and sometimes he would eat a meal for several days, and every day when the meal came, Qian You would become restless, if Master was lazy...forgot to cook, Qian You's expression will be particularly tangled.How should I put it, he and Qian You grew up together, so he can understand some of Qian You's subconscious emotions. During the meal, Qian You's facial expressions, movements, emotions, and inner thoughts seemed to express "I've already been fed up. Eating is not good for my practice, so I shouldn't eat at all, but this guy said he was going to cook. Why didn't he break his promise and get fat?" The guy is so disgusting. I don’t want to eat his cooking. I don’t like the way this ghost cook cooks. It’s a warm feeling. Only stupid people like it. I don’t care at all. It’s so annoying. Why doesn’t he cook it? It’s best not to cook rice, and if he cooks it again, he should say loudly in front of him, ‘I won’t eat’, huh.”

It's so complicated, I can't understand it at all, Mei Qiming hugged his head and moaned, he must have misunderstood, Xiaoyou's desolate temperament would not have such rich inner emotions!

This situation didn't last long, only two years, when Master asked them to cook for themselves, although Qian Er smiled and said, "This is what disciples should do, Master has worked hard all this time," but that smile was clouded no matter how you look at it. , and then... Then Qian You's mealtime mania quickly recovered, yes, Qian You fasted the next day.

Mei Qiming was sad for a long time because of this, he was really stupid, he was slower than his companions in bigu, and the food was not tasty, so he insisted on forcing Qian Er to make bigu so quickly.

As for clothes, pills, spiritual weapons, etc., Master’s cave has everything you need, nothing is missing, nothing... Sometimes he and Qian You will find some strange things when cleaning occasionally, such as red... ...Red bellybands and so on... Master seems to fall into inexplicable melancholy when he sees these things, let them dispose of these things freely, as long as Master doesn't see them again.Every time such things are cleaned out, he feels very embarrassed, but in his heart he silently admires the suaveness of the master when he was young.Of course, the master is also suave now... Probably, the face of the master is really good, but compared with the delicate face of Qian You, the master is not as good as the master, but sometimes the master's clothes on the bed in the cave The disheveled look looks a bit... It will cause inexplicable excitement among teenagers, hey!The kids just couldn't hold it in.

Far away, when Mei Qiming found those bad things, Mei Qiming didn’t forget to pay attention to Qian You’s expression when his face turned red—it was very exciting, very interesting, the colors changed unpredictable, the muscles tensed and relaxed, and seemed angry He seemed to be happy again, as if he had thought a lot, and in the end he either burned the things angrily, buried them and threw them away, or forced a certain expression to put them away with a blushing face, looking extremely evil.

Mei Qiming didn't know why he felt inexplicably sad when he thought of these things, it was probably some kind of intuition.

It's really brother Aotian's intuition.

In this way, six or seven years passed quickly, and his and Qian Er's cultivation levels also improved quickly. For some reason, the master became busy, as if doing everything, but he didn't know what he was busy with.Then Master started to send them out to do some errands, and he also had the opportunity to get some rare natural and earthly treasures because of these out-of-home tasks.

At the same time, those "right things", "wrong things" and "half right and half wrong things" outside of "normal daily life" all surfaced. Right things should be rewarded, and wrong things should be punished. Things are easy to say, Master is not such a strict person, rewards and punishments are not severe, but... Master is a weird person!Even if Mei Qiming knew about it the day Master took him in...

Mei Qiming personally realized that this incident was after he and Qian Er had done a half-right and half-wrong thing. Half of the matter was done, but the other half was missed. On the way back, the two chatted, saying that the master had a good heart, but he was a little weird.After listening to the report from the two of them, the master also showed a troubled expression, and kept looking around, just in time to see the bad things that Mei Qiming had confiscated during the cleaning.

Mei Qiming was just in a bad mood at the time, and he was about to be blamed by his master. He really didn't think much about the rest...

But meow, he thought too much and never thought that the master would force them to wear women's clothing and go to the street to buy things they like as punishment and reward!Although rewards and punishments are mixed, in some respects it is unexpectedly cruel!So cruel, so cruel Master!

Qian You struggled a bit, seeing that Master asked Mei Qiming to change as well, it seemed that some kind of worry in his heart disappeared in an instant, and he quickly changed his clothes.Qian You is fine, with a delicate face, and the sense of disobedience in women's clothes is almost zero, but Mei Qiming is different, the masculinity on his face can be clearly seen by others... It looks like a pervert. !

Mei Qiming will never forget that day, when an important part of being a human being just left him, disappearing into the 16-year-old Xia.

Alas.

Except for the time of cultivation, Master doesn't care about them, and gives them a little pocket money. If they want to catch fish, they can catch fish, and if they want to chase dogs, they can chase dogs. Master is still happy and quiet.Occasionally, when they catch up with mortal festivals, their master will take them to play as if they were fulfilling some kind of mission. Without restricting them from eating and drinking, Mei Qiming even doubted that if he proposed to go to the place where the word Qing begins and ends, the master would agree, but of course he didn't dare to try.Qian You is also very strange at this time, he doesn't want anything, he just looks around, and sometimes he can even bring back more gold and silver treasures when he goes down the mountain... The master probably can't stand it anymore, he will stuff it every time. Give Qian You some things, for example, this year, the master said "a child is like a child" while passing the rattle over, and Qian You opened it for a while and took it away--Master is not kind. Wrong but rattles are too young for teens!Is this a gift prepared in advance for his nephew and teacher? !

Although he was complaining crazily in his heart, Mei Qiming still followed Qian Er and Master back to the cave with a smile on his face. Then, he was dumbfounded to see the man who was theoretically his junior sitting alone at the entrance of the cave, shaking the rattle It was very loud, and she smiled happily while playing, having a good time, muttering mysterious words such as "it was given to me unsolicited". Put away the rattle.

There was still a faint blush on the junior brother's face, and the brilliance in his eyes was brighter than the moon at fifteen outside the entrance of the cave.

Mei Qiming only felt that his eyeballs were about to burst out.

Who the hell is this guy who is having so much fun playing rattles?Have you been taken away?God can't see that Qian You goes around playing handsome every day to attract little girls and finally sends someone to take away his house?

So Mei Qiming, who was terrified, suffered from insomnia that day and shivered.

When I woke up the next day, Qian You was still the gentle and quiet Qian You, but Mei Qiming was no longer the carefree Mei Qiming.He thought about it all night, and finally attributed this matter to the master's cultivation level.Only an expert like the master can see the essence through the appearance of things, and see clearly the deep childish heart hidden in his gentle, sensible and kind-hearted junior.

Master, it really is a master, he really deserves to be a master, it is because he is superficial.

When Mei Qiming was 17 years old and Qian You was 16 years old, another major event happened in Qiancai Dongfu, and Qian You had an accident.

While practicing in the cave, Mei Qiming was holding his breath when he saw his younger brother who had been practicing for a long time suddenly fainted. He hurried to find his master, and it was only then that Bu Xin found out about it.

He thought that it would be enough to just support the children, but he forgot that there are many accidents in this world—for example, genetic diseases and so on.

It is obviously a fantasy world of cultivating immortals, but there are such scientific things as genetic diseases, which is really unscientific.

Bu Xin looked at Qian You, who was pale, breathing weakly and unconscious, and felt really distressed. If Mei Qiming, that heartless and stupid big man, was lying here, Bu Xin would forcefully take pity on him.After all, Mei Qiming is the protagonist, what disease can't heal by himself?If he can't get better, no one will save him?But Qian You is different.

This apprentice is very well-behaved, and usually Bu Xin receives a lot of care from Qian You in his daily life. It is impossible for him to have no feelings for so many years. Guilt and worry flooded into Bu Xin. Even if the artificial intelligence did not remind him, Bu Xin would try his best to save him. .

It's just that after finding a doctor to see Qian You's illness, Busin had to face the facts and felt complicated.

Qian Er's disease is a famous genetic disease in the world. It has a long course and is difficult to cure. Very few people will suffer from this strange disease, but this disease is famous all over the world because it is very special.

The initial symptoms are fainting without warning, unconsciousness, numbness and coldness of the limbs, and strange purple-black marks appearing between the eyebrows. This person finally has the strength to stand up and move around, and the disease has entered the middle stage. Everything is similar to ordinary people. The specific symptoms vary from person to person. Some people occasionally lose strength all over the body. When they lose strength, they can't even breathe. The circulation of qi and blood suddenly stagnated, and the whole body was bruised. It needed external force to push the qi and blood to save his life... In short, someone must watch.In the later stage, this person will start to cough up blood, and the amount of blood coughed up is extremely large, and then...

The blood will condense into jade with a high content of aura.

This jade is generally called fate jade. The more jade there is, the weaker the person is, as if he had spit out his life, but if he can get careful care, the patient can still live to forty or fifty.It's just that for practitioners, the benefits of this jade are too many. A piece of jade the size of a fingernail can be exchanged for the wealth of a city.Therefore, this disease is famous all over the world. Unfortunately, in recent years, there have been more and more unscrupulous businessmen, and more and more patients have been caught and forced to give birth.Surprisingly, offspring who are forced to conceive often do not suffer from this disease again, so people suffering from this disease are basically extinct today—it can be said that there is only one person in this world who will suffer from this disease. I saw it in the manual...

When Bu Xin read the instruction manual and saw the section about Mingyu, he was still complaining in his heart. It is really bitter to suffer from such a disease of cheating.But now Bu Xin couldn't say anything, he just felt a thunderstorm in the clear sky, hitting his brain directly, and his messy mind turned into popcorn.

In this world, only brother Aotian's infatuated harem will suffer from this disease.

No wonder the name of this harem did not appear in the instruction manual, no wonder the artificial intelligence also judged this person as the mission target - Bu Xin looked at Qian You, he did not have a name at first, he was indeed weak when he got sick, and his handsome appearance was born. To Mei Qiming is also too good to say...

Then Bu Xin's world view was broken into a Tai Chi Eight Diagrams formation just like that.

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However, the delicate and beautiful harem is no longer that harem.

Mei Qiming: "If you don't accept this kind of harem, I won't accept it. If you refuse, I won't accept it."

"You dare to watch labor and capital beat you!" Qian You nodded with a smile in his heart, and said, "It's really wrong." Then at night when he was sleeping, he used magic to insert chopsticks into the brother's nostrils quietly. inside.

Bu Xin who got up at night and saw all this: "...(0 mouth 0)"

Although it's too much, I somehow feel that it's wonderful to be too much... just to the point where I can't be angry after discovering it...