Cannon fodder, a high-achieving student with kidney deficiency

[Please do not move this object, this object should be the property of the mission target. ]

Bu Xin resentfully stopped touching the egg, thinking that this is really a forced uninstallation of the plug-in.As for the mission goal mentioned by the artificial intelligence, it is probably that Brother Aotian.

[Task [-]: Please go to the nearest ruined temple, wait for the task target to appear, rescue and take in the task target. ]

The ruined temple is really the place where the classic incident took place.

But to find the nearest ruined temple... Bu Xin found it a bit difficult.And according to the textbook, if the artificial intelligence does not take the initiative to provide a detailed location in this case, it means that the artificial intelligence cannot help for some reason.

Bu Xin scratched his head with some annoyance. He was currently in the middle of the mountains, and there was obviously a dirt road in front of him. Looking at the width and flatness of the road and the wheel marks on it, it could be deduced that people often came and went here, and it should be the road leading to the road. A certain road must be passed somewhere, but there are almost no buildings hidden among the lush trees around the road. According to Busin's past experience, this kind of sparsely populated but necessary road is full of dilapidated temples. Although there are many inns, they are hard to find.

What to do about this?

Bu Xin suddenly seemed to have figured out something, smashed the residual dirt in his mouth... That's right, it's the smell, the smell of incense ash!

Ghosts should be particularly sensitive to magic supplies like incense ash.

Bu Xin patted his face happily. This body is really good. The five senses are clear. The eyes are good for the nose, and the mouth is also useful. Follow the smell of incense and ashes to find the nearest broken man. temple!

but……

Bu Xin's head is too far from the ground, and the suction power of his nose is not strong, so it's inconvenient to smell it. It's convenient to smell it when lying on the ground, and it doesn't matter if his posture is indecent. Busin basically has no shame when there is no one around. .The point is that Bu Xin is still not used to this strange translucent body. It’s okay to say that the ghost’s instinctive behavior is like floating in the air. As for other movements... For Bu Xin at this time, crawling on the ground is really a f*cking challenge. Difficult action.

[Please speed up, the mission target is already approaching you. ]

The artificial intelligence's emotionless voice stimulated Busin's brain nerves, and an idea just popped up——

He can float upside down!Head down and feet up!

It's just that the front flap is always blocking the face, which is more annoying.

The wild dog named Bu Xin followed the incense ashes to find the ruined temple. The ruined temple was worthy of its name, and it was very broken. Bu Xin looked at the roof with almost no tiles, and a huge bubble suddenly appeared directly above the ruined temple. He wrote " The nearest ruined temple" in five characters.

It was so straightforward that Busin didn't even know what to say.

［Artificial intelligence detects that your natural knowledge is insufficient, and you can automatically turn on the comment function, and you can get the relevant comments of the item by focusing on an object for more than five seconds. ]

This kind of plug-in is indeed necessary, otherwise he would not know when he accidentally stepped on the phoenix egg that was destined to belong to Brother Aotian and fell from the tree.

Estimating that the mission target would appear in a while, Bu Xin first manually crossed his legs, then lowered his hands pinched with Lanhua Finger to his knees, closed his eyes and meditated, with a calm expression quite in place.

"Gao, Gaoren! I beg you to save our lives!" The two mysterious objects jumped into the temple the moment Bu Xin closed his eyes, as if watching a stopwatch. There was less blood, and Bu Xin took a closer look. These were two handsome children. One of them was seriously injured, as if he was about to die, while the other was supporting the injured while holding an egg that Bu Xin knew very well. .

Bu Xin didn't need to look at the bubbles above his head to know that this boy with eggs was Brother Aotian.

[Mission objective Mei Qiming, unnamed appears, please properly deal with the mission objective according to your character characteristics. ]

That's right, brother Aotian's name is Mei Qiming. Bu Xin had seen this name in the instruction manual of the practical mission before. At that time, Bu Xin read the written text, and he didn't have any special feeling for the three words "Mei Qiming". , now hearing the artificial intelligence pronounce this name, Bu Xin always feels that he seems to have discovered some incredible truth... What the hell is that unnamed, is the surname unnamed?How much hatred is there with the person who named it?

"Someone is chasing and killing us outside. I can't help it. He hurt me so much to save me. I beg the master to show mercy and save us. We will repay you like cattle and horses, please!" Mei Qiming knelt down on the ground The flustered appearance of a seven or eight-year-old child is really pitiful, and the unnamed unconscious one beside him is even more pitiful, but Bu Xin has to hold back—after all, the ghost played by Bu Xin has lived for hundreds of years, what? I've seen it all before, life and death are nothing but common things, easily moved but the character collapses.

There are people who are chasing and killing?Bu Xin can't even walk now, let alone use the mana that comes with his body. Is it possible that he should float out and scare those who are chasing and killing the mission target to death?

"Oh? Why do you say that I am an expert, and why do you think I can save you?" Bu Xin was actually a little anxious, and he was still pretending.He wasn't sure if the "unnamed" was the one to save. The manual didn't mention this person, and the artificial intelligence also made mandatory requirements on whether to save this person. Busin had no choice but to ask questions first and delay thinking for a few minutes.

Mei Qiming seemed to be struggling for a moment, then raised his head and said, "I... I just saw you walking upside down in the air. Ordinary monks have never had such strange movements. You must be an expert. I have a space magic weapon on me. If you can be merciful and save his life, I would like to offer all the treasures in my body!"

It is indeed the style of the protagonist. As a child of seven or eight years old, it is really not easy to say this, but... the role of ghost has collapsed!The appearance of smelling the soil upside down was seen!The shame of Bu Xin's death was instantly feigned as a dead body, and he wished he could plunge into the earth and return to the furnace to recreate himself as a human being.

"Cough, cough, it turns out that you are the one who followed me," said Bu Xin as if he had already discovered the strangeness, and then said, "You and I are destined, so I will take action. "Having said that, but how to make a move?Scissors burden hammer?

While talking, the people who were chasing and killing outside broke in. Mei Qiming hid behind the ruined Buddha statue with a fainted unknown name. It's completely impossible to see that this person is actually nervous enough to explode into the air.The five burly men on the opposite side were full of murderous intent. The axes in their hands rubbed against the light, while the artificial intelligence was as dead as taking sleeping pills. Even the phoenix eggs rolled into the corner and extinguished the air bubbles above their heads.

"Hand over those two little bastards and I'll spare you!" The burly man shouted the standard villain's words, his chest muscles trembling three times.

Bu Xin thought how he could die if this body was already a ghost, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet in his heart, looked straight at the five burly men opposite, and said angrily: "What are you, how dare you point fingers at me like this ?”

After five seconds, five flat bubbles popped up. The reason why they are called flat bubbles is that these five bubbles are really a bit wide... There are so many modifiers! "A burly man who loves cooking, loves food, and has excellent cooking skills, but is too fierce, so he is rejected by various restaurants. His dreams are shattered, and he has to rely on his appearance and physique to apply for a thug." What is it?By the way, this story is really cruel! How can you judge people by their appearance? Those restaurants are really hateful!And "falling in love with my step-sister who is already a married woman but knowing that this is taboo and not allowed. The relationship can only go away silently and use alcohol to numb the pain in my heart. Do some things that sell my physical strength in exchange for drinking money. The Bulky Big Han Yi" and "have an extraordinary love for corpses since childhood. When they grow up, they can't restrain their love for corpses. At the same time, they are kind-hearted and can't bear to be killers of living beings. The burly "big man Bing" who endured the torment of conscience in order to get close to the dead body in the business of killing people, and the big man Ding and the big man Wu with their own stories, this... this bubble is a TV series, and it's all about ethics. piece!It's so miserable, it's so miserable!Where did the behind-the-scenes masterminds who chased and killed the mission target find people who have experienced such a miserable experience...

...maybe use those bubbles to fight off five miserable wretches?

"You!" Bu Xin stretched out his hand and pointed at the big Hanjia: "You obviously love cooking and regard the kitchen as the temple of your life, but you were rejected by several restaurants that judge people by their appearance. You don't need to go to such a restaurant. , but you gave up your dream of life, let yourself down, and held this bloody axe with the hands that should hold a kitchen knife, are you worthy of yourself?!"

Da Hanjia suddenly burst into tears: "You...you said it lightly, but you know me...I..."

"You what you! Have you forgotten how much pain and suffering God of Cooking went through before becoming a God of Cooking?" Bu Xin has no idea if there is a God of Cooking in this world, but judging from the pissing nature of the rough ass in this world, there should be such a person , probably... Yes, "It's just that you were rejected by the restaurant. If the restaurant doesn't want you, your heart dedicated to cooking will be broken along with it? Couldn't you start as a handyman in a snack shop? The customers eat It's the food you cook carefully, and what you taste is your sincere heart! What does it have to do with your face!"

The ax in the hands of the big Han Jia fell to the ground with a "bang", and his face covered with tears showed a completely enlightened expression: "Yes...you are right! The guests eat my heart! I, I want to become a chef. man!"

Big Han Yi with a gloomy face looked at his bewildered companion: "Calm down..."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Bu Xin turned his index finger in another direction: "And you! You alcoholic coward who can only run away!"

Big Han Yi trembled, and his already melancholy expression became even more sad.

"Why don't you talk? Isn't it something to be proud of falling in love with an excellent woman? Or do you actually think that your sister is not worthy of your love at all?" Bu Xin stopped here, waiting for the answer from the second man. .

"No, she is the best and most lovable woman in the world, but she has...I..."

Bu Xin looked up to the sky and laughed three times, interrupting the words of the melancholy big man B: "Love is obviously a beautiful thing, but you people make it look like a crime, so what if she already has a husband? She Or her, since she is the best person in the world to you, then it is only natural that you love her. As an upright man, he doesn't even have the courage to love someone. How is it different from a pig or a dog? "

The big man Yi opened his mouth, as if he wanted to make an excuse, but he didn't say anything for a long time, and was preempted by Pu Xin again: "If you love her, do you want to stay with her forever? If you are determined in this life, silently guard her." What's the problem? Why go away and make yourself look like a victim! How do you know if your sister's family is in jail and needs you to go back and rescue them!"

Big Han Yi opened his eyes wide: "This is... the real man! Thank you for waking me up, I want to go back to them immediately!"

The big man B was dumbfounded, but before he could react, Bu Xin continued to fire: "And you! You think you are kind by nature, why are you acting like a thief?!"

"What do you know?" Big Han Bing woke up immediately after being called, and retorted, "I don't know what supernatural power you have to see people's past clearly, but so what if you can see my past clearly? I am born with different preferences , This is God treating me unfairly! Others can boldly seek what they like, why should I shrink back like a squirrel in the ground!"

"Huh?" Bu Xin had a mocking expression on his face, "I'll ask you three questions, and if you can answer them well, I'll tell you why!"

"You ask!"

"How long does it take for a corpse exposed to the air in summer to ossify?"

"About half a month to a month."

"Did the first onset of rigor mortis occur within four days of the person's death or after four days?"

"Within four days."

"How many bones are there in the human spine?"

"...Usually 34 yuan, I have seen different ones."

Bu Xin immediately became serious: "You know so much, do you know that there is someone who does this business? Who told you that touching corpses is a bad thing? You touch corpses every day in order to find out the cause of death and restore the peace of the deceased. This is an errand done with conscience, do you like it?"

Big Han Bing immediately turned around and ran, shouting "I want to be a coworker" while running, looking quite crazy.

Seeing the other three like this, the remaining two were already terrified and lost three points in their hearts. Naturally, their three views were shattered and reshaped by Bu Xin's spray.

Bu Xin's lips were parched, he just wanted to drink some water, and turned his head to see if there was any kettle in the temple. After searching around, he couldn't find the kettle, but he saw Mei Qiming's face looking in awe of the gods He walked out from behind the Buddha statue, held a ring in both hands, and smashed it to the ground with his knees: "Thank you immortal master for saving your life. Immortal master is here, please accept my disciple's worship."

Hurry up and pick up your knees. Bu Xin, who was thinking silently like this, remembered his mission, hesitated for a while and didn't refuse, just asked: "You are going to be able to follow the wind, why do you want to worship me as your teacher all of a sudden?" ?”

"My disciple has never seen such a spell from an immortal master. Without spending a single soldier, he can make people retreat thousands of miles away without resentment, and he can reform his mistakes. Although this disciple is dull, he pretends to be envious of himself. Ask the Immortal Master to complete it!"

Bu Xin: "..."

Young man, have you heard of mouth cannon?

Bu Xin, who tried his best to play a free and unrestrained ghost cultivator, didn't take Mei Qiming's ring, because the artificial intelligence had reminded him that it was someone else's cheat and he couldn't take it: "Forget it, I've lived for so long, and my apprentice hasn't confiscated it yet." , Keep it for fun, as for your children's things, I'm not interested, how is your friend? I guess he's about to die?"

"...I have given him a life-saving pill just now, so I can take a breath for a while, if the immortal master is willing to save him..."

"Let me take a look, the child looks very good, it's a pity to die."

That unnamed... is really handsome. Generally speaking, people with good looks have more roles in the scene. Saving his life should be beneficial and harmless, right?Moreover, Bu Xin can't control this body well, so it's hard to say whether it can be saved.

Bu Xin tried to stimulate the ghostly energy in this body according to the method given in the manual. Unnamed breathed weakly on the ground, and the blood from the corners of his lips continued to flow out slowly. A do-it-yourself mentality somehow becomes a do-it-yourself mentality.

Forget it, let's take it as good deeds.

Thinking of this, a brilliant brilliance began to flash in the ruined temple. I have to say that this body is really pretty good, at least the cultivation level is good enough, it is not a problem to heal the half-dead little guy, but it is Xin's first time to use it. The cultivation of this body has not yet adapted mentally to the output of such a huge energy from the body. Just as he pulled back the unnamed foot that had bought the death limit, Busin withered.

Before he fell unconscious, he only saw Mei Mingqi's worried expression and... unnamed slightly opened eyes.

OK, the kid is fine.

Bu Xin fainted boldly.

The author has something to say:

Hey, have you heard of mouth cannon?

That kid really doesn't have the surname Wei.w.