For a while, Li Feimin missed the days of drinking milk in high school, so he frantically looked for bagged milk in the supermarket.It's a pity that in this small place abroad, the supermarkets are not good enough, and the milk is either boxed or bottled. The only bag is a few kilograms of family economical bag, which is as big as a schoolbag, and he can't hold it in his teeth.

Lu Yi patted his head symbolically, and comforted him, "Let's buy it when we get home during the Spring Festival."

"That's fine." Li Feimin hugged Lu Yi regretfully, looked at Lu Yi's chest, and asked slyly, "Then can I have other milk now?"

Lu Yi kicked it over: "Get lost!"

Lu Junnei had a long vacation to go and see Lu Yi.

At that time, Lu Yi was already a small supervisor. The company had new products ready to go online, and he was very busy when he left early and returned home late. He stayed there for a few days and couldn't talk to his son. Li Feimin.Li Feimin seemed heartless, he would brazenly call him uncle when he met him, and he didn't care whether Lu Jun should respond or not, if he couldn't meet him, he would hide in the room, and never deliberately wandered under his nose.

Lu Jun is getting old, and his sleep is a bit poor.This night I heard the door ring, guessing that Lu Yi came back from overtime work, got up and wanted to ask if he needed a hot spot for supper, just opened the door, and saw Li Feimin had already greeted him.

"When did you work overtime?" Li Feimin asked with some distress, "There is hot millet porridge in the pot, do you want to eat?"

Lu Jun stood in the room without moving.

"No appetite." Lu Yi slumped on the sofa, put his legs on Li Feimin's lap, let Li Feimin pinch his legs, looked at them for a while, and said lazily, "I've been sitting all day, and my legs are not tired at all. .You pinched for nothing."

Li Feimin laughed angrily: "I'll wait for you until two or three o'clock, do you make my conscience go away?"

Lu Zhi stood up and said, "I've been waiting, don't wait in vain. Just squeeze my neck, I'm about to suffer from cervical spondylosis."

Li Feimin rubbed his palms, applied the warm palms on the ground, rubbed them carefully, and told embarrassing stories about his mentor and fellow students, making Lu Yi laugh all the time.

Lu Jun closed the door, stopped listening to the whispered conversation between the two in the living room, sat by the bed, smoked a cigarette, and smiled helplessly.

Li Feimin and Lu Yi "fighted" on the bed.

"Aren't you going to attend the press conference tomorrow? Can you do it so late?" Li Feimin stared dumbfounded at the knuckle-boned hands on his waist.

"Because I have to speak tomorrow, I am very nervous, so I need to relax." Lu kicked off his trouser legs, "To combat stress and reduce stress, start with exercise."

Li Feimin's Adam's apple twitched, and he immediately let go of his entanglement, so he rushed over and opened his mouth first.

The next morning, Lu Yi went to work refreshed.Li Feimin slept until ninety o'clock, and then went to the kitchen wearing slippers with an overindulgent expression on his face. When he saw half a bowl of cereal, he thought it was Lu Yi's leftovers, so he didn't bother, so he sucked on the edge of the bowl.After eating, he looked up and saw Lu Jun, who was still on vacation at their house, standing upright in front of him.

"Morning uncle, have you eaten yet?"

Lu Jun looked at the bowl of oatmeal porridge, hesitated to speak, and said, "There is still toast in the refrigerator, you can toast it in the toaster."

Li Feimin went to open the refrigerator door honestly.

"The oatmeal is my leftover. I was going to throw it away." Lu Jun couldn't help but say as he put the bowl into the dishwasher.

Li Feimin was stunned for a moment, and said, "You still planned to eat it? I'm sorry, how about I cook another one for you."

Lu Jun looked at Li Feimin's bird's nest head, and said sadly, "I'm not hungry."

Li Feimin said in relief: "Oh, I'm the one who left Lu Yi."

Lu Jun glanced at him.

Li Feimin said while pouring milk: "You can use what you have left, don't waste it, we are all one family anyway."

Lu Jun sighed, didn't answer, and thought for no reason, it was probably a blessing that their family Lu Yi found such a foolish and sweet life.

Li Feimin ate a lot at night, and couldn't sleep because of the food in his stomach, tossing and turning on the bed.

Lu Yi rubbed his eyes, and said helplessly, "I really can't sleep, let's put on our clothes, I'll accompany you out for a walk, and then go back to sleep."

"Oh, I don't want to leave this room." Li Feimin said, "Let's talk."

"Brother, we talk every day, and you talk the most." Lu put the back of his hand on his forehead and asked with his eyes closed, "Then what do you want to say?"

"I don't know either." Li Feimin laughed, "Tell me a story."

"I don't know how to tell stories." Lu Yi pondered for a while, then put his arms around Li Feimin and said, "Let me tell you the introduction to algorithms."

Li Feimin: "..."

So Lu sorted the basic data structure of the heap, the binary search tree, the dynamic programming, the Fibonacci heap, and so on. The more he talked, the more excited he became, and when he turned around, the person lying on his side fell asleep early.He stared quietly for a while, then leaned up and kissed the corners of Li Feimin's eyes, and saw that fine lines seemed to start to appear there.

Maybe this dog laughs too much, Lu Yi thought, but he is almost 30 years old, and he is not an immortal fairy, so he should grow up. 30 years old, a long time.As soon as Lu thought of this, he closed his eyes again with peace of mind.

Li Gou has done a lot of research on how technological advances affect new forms of quarreling.One year, he and Lu Yi got the certificate and wanted to notify Su Jie and Lu Jun. Li Feimin was still hesitating how to explain. Lu Yi had already created a group and sent a group message directly, notifying them together in no particular order.Usually the four of them don't talk much in the group, and the group didn't disband afterwards.

This morning, Li Gou woke up and saw Su Jie sharing a WeChat article in the group, titled "This kind of man can't marry, female compatriots take their seats", Lu Jun replied in seconds and shared an article titled " The 5 Types of Women Men Hate Most", before Li Gou could post a question, Su Jie immediately sent an article "Women must rely on themselves in the end", and Lu Jun sent "30 life tips for menopausal women Common Sense - Collect Good Things Quickly".

Li Gou sighed to Lu Yi: "Your parents are really fighting, alas, I am convinced, you can fight just by title."

Lu Yi didn't look at his phone, he didn't know why, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Su Jie in the group also sent "Middle-aged man, your kidneys are crying".

Lu turned on his phone at a little bit, waited and watched for a while, and sent a sentence: "How old are you two?"

After watching a big drama, Li Feimin couldn't get enough of it, and concluded happily: "Technology really changes life now, and civilized people have the way civilized people quarrel."

Lu Yi asked with a smile: "Do you want to practice?"

"If the two of us quarreled like this, do you have any magic weapon for a deadly move? You don't usually like to browse Moments, so you can't beat me when it comes to finding such topics." Li Feimin asked with his legs crossed.

Lu Yi took a sip of tea and said slowly, "There is a small plug-in that can send you crazy spam messages. Or I can make your phone and tablet unable to connect to the WiFi at home. I haven't tried either method, and I think it can be done together." try."

Li Feimin was silent for a while, rubbed Lu Yi's hair, and said with a smile: "As a family, peace is the most important thing. You should keep these methods in your heart. It's too vicious."

Lu Yi stretched his waist and said, "You are still very tender when you are fighting with your father."

Li Gou's research team has a brother whose wife works in a biotechnology company and specializes in genetic testing. She said that some diseases that need to be prevented can be analyzed from the genes. Li Gou hurriedly sent his and Lu Yi's saliva to be tested. I just got the analysis report, and when I took it apart, it was full of medical vocabulary.Li Feimin's vocabulary has not dabbled in such a difficult field, so he had to look up the dictionary one by one.Zha Yi let out an exclamation, but there was no sound at the end, Lu Yi poked his head to take a look, the guy was sitting cross-legged on the ground, staring at the ceiling, frowning.

"What are you doing?"

"Yiyi, I think I'm going to die. I'm very likely to have macular degeneration, male breast cancer, Alzheimer's disease, and I can't even understand some diseases." Li Gou looked serious.

"****, the probability is very low. You have a physical examination every year, so how can you get sick?" Lu Yi glanced at the report.

"The probability of it happening to me is 100%." ​​Li Feimin became more afraid of death as he got older. He immediately decided to change his lifestyle and stop staying up late. Not only did he maintain his own health, but he also forced Lu Yiyi to carry a tea mug every day when he was just over 25 years old. Soak jujube and wolfberry, and soak your feet before going to bed.

The large wooden barrel is very inconsistent in the living room with Western-style minimalist design.

The two big men rolled up their trouser legs and enjoyed it quietly.

Li Gou squinted his eyes, rubbed against Lu Yi's knee, pouted and said, "Look, my leg hair is floating in the water."

Lu Yi said speechlessly: "What's the matter? I still want to give you a pennant?"

"I just think it's quite beautiful. It's a bit poetic and picturesque. It reminds me of the wine flag fluttering willow Yiyi in the ancient poem."

"Your poetic and picturesque sister!" Lu Yi raised his forehead and said, "Hey, soaking your feet and everything else is pretty good, but the medicine bag looks really weird."

"What's so strange? Have you never seen someone make braised pork? That's how the braised pig's trotters are stewed slowly." After Li Feimin finished speaking, the two of them looked at the four legs in the barrel in unison.

"Pretend I didn't say anything." Li Feimin surrendered, he turned slightly sideways and hugged Lu Yi, coquettishly said: "I really like this moment, I feel very safe, and I am willing to soak my feet with you forever, even if I get varicose veins. "

"What the hell!" Lu Yi laughed sullenly for a while, rubbed Li Feimin's head casually, and kissed him.

Probably because life is too regular and there is nothing to worry about, Li Feimin has gained several pounds.It's not obvious at first glance, but the scale has betrayed him completely.

"Why are you still a tech nerd than me?" Lu Yi said, looking at Li Feimin who was sleeping late.

This guy kept saying that he wanted to lose weight and keep his male god status, but he couldn't get up on weekends.

"I'm sticking to my original intention. Sleeping in late has been my hobby since I was a child." Li Feimin rubbed his eyes and rolled twice on the bed.

"Chu Xin your sister!" Lu Yi smiled uncontrollably, "Isn't this hobby of yours too unrealistic? Do you have the nerve to include it in your composition?"

"I've thought about it. The main reason why I can't keep losing weight is because I'm too narcissistic. You also know that your husband and I are the kind of prosperous and beautiful people who can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and accidentally look in the mirror. I Now I only have four-pack abs, which is already perfect. If I lose weight and practice more, and get eight-pack abs, will I still be able to survive for ordinary handsome guys? I already have transcendental wisdom, I really can’t Accept such handsomeness."

Lu Yi followed suit with a smile, and said, "It's really not because you can't control your mouth? You ate three big bowls of rice last night."

"You read it wrong." Li Feimin said embarrassedly, "Even if it happened, it was an accident."

"You also ate three bowls of rice the day before yesterday."

Li Feimin pulled Lu Yi into bed angrily: "Aren't I allowed to grow my body?"

"God's body grows!" Lu Yi blushed from being pressed, and asked, "How did you grow?"

Li Feimin said shamelessly: "Some places have grown taller in an instant."

Lu Yi didn't care about anything anymore, and said, "Then you come."

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