[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] The Lord God ruined my childhood!

"... Cerberus?" A clear voice sounded like a flute, and a hand was placed on his forehead, as if he had just finished a fire bath, and the young phoenix carried a rich scent of fragrant wood.Cerberus opened his eyes, just in time to meet the pair of light purple eyes that have faded and looked extraordinarily clear.

He suddenly hugged Arthur tightly, and all the panic and fear from thousands of years ago erupted. He buried his head on Arthur's neck and refused to move away for a long time.

"What? Did you have a nightmare?" The young phoenix seemed a little surprised, but he smoothed his hair naturally, and didn't care about this offensive behavior.

"Well, I'm having a nightmare." Cerberus responded bluntly, and the golden pupils that Arthur couldn't see in the darkness flickered faintly, "I dreamed that I died and you went back to the abyss. "

"Human life is short, Phoenix. After I die, you will answer the call of more amazing and brilliant summoners, and eventually forget me in the depths of your memory one day."

Arthur raised his eyebrows slightly, and couldn't help smiling, "Then do you want a promise?"

"what?"

"I will end my life before you die, after all..." Arthur didn't continue, he thought of the stars, the moon and the sea again, and the cold feeling of seeing that person die with his own eyes, it was terrible, he Don't want to experience it again.

"Phoenix!" Cerberus' expression became serious, he was obviously very unwilling to hear his little phoenix's name juxtaposed with "death", "Stop saying such things!"

Arthur: Who started first? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Arthur turned his head away, not wanting to continue talking with this stupid human being!

Montes listened sadly to the mythical beast and Cerberus through a non-soundproof wall, agreeing to die on the same day (?) in the same year, the book in his hand was crumpled into a crumpled ball, and he stuffed it casually. into the corner.

It's amazing to have a beast! ╭(╯^╰)╮

It was the head of the guard sent by the royal family who broke his heart to bite the handkerchief. The head of the guard ignored him and solemnly handed over the order to burn the wax to Cerberus.

"His Majesty's secret order!"

The bold protagonist acted faster than Arthur thought. Arthur thought he had to deal with the controlled female summoner first before attacking the princess. Who knew that this guy was going to double-play!

Following Cerberus, who was trusted by the royal family, Arthur entered the palace without any hindrance.He admired the palace made of brass without any pressure. This kind of not too shiny thing could not arouse his desire. When he was a little tired of aesthetics, Cerberus hurried down the steps with the king.The king's face was very solemn, and he said something to Cerberus. Cerberus shook his head first, and then seemed to be moved, and looked towards Arthur with the king.

Arthur felt ominous...

"Go and dream your dream, it's impossible! Why don't you wear it yourself?!" Arthur resisted, watching the summoner who was approaching with vigilance, the flames around him opened up, looking like he was about to kill the master .

"I don't wear it properly, and I can tell it's a fake at a glance..."

"What do you mean?!! I look alike?!" Arthur exploded, he's had enough of being called "Miss" or even "Princess"!

"I seriously refuse you! I'd rather go to the abyss to intercept that stupid dog, and I don't wear that kind of clothes!" Arthur was ready to return to the abyss, so he simply killed the stupid dog from the source, once and for all Solve the "princess was taken away in the middle of the night" royal scandal.

Big Dog: Ah Choo! ! !

"Phinney, you have to think about how the princess feels. She is already terrified, how could she participate in setting the trap again?"

This reason is very convincing. Arthur hesitated a little. He thought of the summoner Helen who was frightened and trembling. Girls are probably very scared and ashamed to talk about this kind of thing, let alone this In such a social environment, the summoner can say that for other girls, even if they are princesses, gossip will ruin her happiness for the rest of her life.

The king waited outside for a while, fidgeting a little.The door of the princess' room suddenly opened, and the cold-looking summoner came out. Helen was a little surprised why the king was sitting here, but as a close friend of the princess, she still needed to take care of it. After asking, she found out that Cerberus coming.

[Well, I can't tell you the name, it's exclusive to summoners. 】

Cerberus, the gloomy and weird guy in the rumors of the capital, is also the owner of that Balrog...

Helen pursed her lips and comforted the king, "Don't worry, I'll go and have a look."

It was indeed easier for summoners to communicate with summoners. The king suppressed the anxiety in his heart and nodded. Helen then walked into the room, just in time to see the Balrog silently stalemate with his summoner.It is completely different from the form in the abyss, with soft black hair, light purple eyes, and soft outline, it looks even less aggressive.

"Did I interrupt?" Helen interrupted the stalemate. Cerberus frowned slightly, and what made him frown even more was still behind. Miss "Witch", who had always been evaluated as having a bad temper, actually took the initiative to weaken her own strength. With an imposing manner, he smiled and greeted his little Phoenix.

"Thank you for what happened last time. If it wasn't for you, I'm afraid..."

Arthur shook his head, "That's nothing, I just can't see it."

Helen's smile even had a sweet taste, she wanted to say something, but felt a chill down her spine, Cerberus was staring at her, as if he wanted to fight her duel.

Sure enough, he is a gloomy and weird person_(:3ゝ∠)_

"It's just that although you have returned to the protection of your family, you should not disclose this news for the time being and reduce your outings." Arthur reminded.

"I know, until you kill him, I will live in seclusion." Helen smiled and blinked, completely destroying her glamorous image.

Cerberus: ...Not happy! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Seeing Helen and thinking about what happened to the princess, Arthur stabbed the scumbag protagonist ten thousand times in his heart, and accepted the glorious and arduous task of playing the "princess" with a dark face.

He didn't want those red and blue dresses at all, and chose the most low-key black, and the style was also the most conservative. Only the skirt and cuffs were decorated with complicated lace, like flowers blooming in the night wind.The skillful maid helped him soften the contours of his face, curled his eyelashes, and put on a black veil on his head. He was really like a little princess raised in a palace, reserved and proud, with a charming mystery Charm.

At least when the real princess saw Arthur in this attire, she covered her face in pain and threw herself into the arms of her best friend for comfort.

"Helen, I'm not as good as a boy qvq"

Helen's eyes were empty. Obviously, as a pure woman, she also received a lot of blows.

Her Royal Highness taught Arthur a few tricks of his own. Arthur learned quickly. His court etiquette was originally cultivated according to the specifications of the heirs of the empire. Although the etiquette is different in different worlds, the dignity and solemnity are never change.

When the "girl" in the black dress opened her skirt to salute, her soft black hair slipped from her shoulders and was pulled behind her by him. Her slightly raised light purple eyes were cold and proud, making the two present Women's hearts are beating fast.

Damn, is this bent or straight (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The princess cautiously put forward her opinion, "Well... I think... if you play me... don't you want to be more approachable?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the "girl" in the black dress suddenly showed a bright smile. Such a smile dilutes the cold temperament on his body, showing a bit of a girl's delicate posture.Lifting up the hem of the skirt again to practice the posture of saluting, his movements are no different from those of the princess.

"What do you think? Did it meet your expectations?"

The voice line has been adjusted, making it clearer and softer. The expressions of the princess and Helen have completely changed. Helen's expression is even more horrifying. She looks Arthur up and down, obviously different from the princess. , but she felt that the two were extremely similar... Of course it refers to the princess in normal state_(:3ゝ∠)_

This is the quality that an excellent reincarnation should have. After so many years, Arthur has not discarded this basic skill.

"...how is this done?" murmured the princess, and Arthur just smiled back.

Sensitive hearing caught the footsteps of the two people, and Arthur had a rare childish thought, and turned his head away with a smile, the skirt bloomed like flowers, and the bright-looking "girl" spoke lightly——

"Are you satisfied, my contractor?"

In the golden pupil, the pupil suddenly constricted.Cerberus froze on the spot, and it took him a lot of perseverance to control himself from rushing up suddenly. He needs to calm down now, and rushing forward to hug him rashly, he may really lose his mind.

Arthur waited for a while, and was a little disappointed to find that Cerberus didn't have any special reaction. He was quite calm and stable, and the prank failed. He put away his smile and returned to his indifferent expression.

"That's no problem. I will intercept that stupid dog in the palace tonight. What else do you want me to do? Take it away and try to assassinate it?"

After a brief daze, the king behind Cerberus coughed and returned to normal. He thought Arthur's proposal was good, but how could it be an assassination?Just arrest and judge, and the princess's reputation is involved, so it cannot be judged publicly...

"That person needs to be treated with caution, maybe even I can't kill him." Arthur's expression was a little heavy, the best way for something like a child of luck is to wait for him to kill himself.

"Finnie won't go." Cerberus said suddenly, with an extremely firm expression, and glanced at the king coldly. He stepped forward quickly, hesitated, and finally did not reach out to touch.

He was afraid... the greed surging in his heart would be uncontrollable...

The king rubbed his nose resentfully. He and Cerberus are old friends, and he always has no human rights in front of this amazing and talented summoner. If you don’t go, it’s a big deal (○`3′○)

"It's too dangerous to go, we're besieging that mythical beast in the palace." Cerberus glanced at Arthur, something that was almost uncontrollable was suppressed in his eyes, and he simply closed his eyes, "Finny said, That divine beast has the power to confuse people, so it doesn't need many people, and there will be trouble if there are too many people."

The king immediately stopped thinking about summoning the Royal Knights, and only obeyed Cerberus' request to call Montes. Arthur's task was relatively easy in the early stage, and he could use it to sleep before night.

The two ladies liked Arthur very much. They arranged the room and suggested some biscuits. Cerberus noticed it, and made a note in the small notebook in his heart, waiting for him to get back his own power. , we must let Xiao Fenghuang know that it is unacceptable to be close to outsiders and ignore the contractor!

I just don't know whether it's his "strength" or "intelligence" that came tonight, it doesn't matter, the two fragments will eventually merge with him, and at that time...

Originally, he was still thinking seriously, but when he thought about it, his thoughts went astray. Cerberus's mind flashed through the waist of the little phoenix under the black veil, and he turned around and took out the small feather from his pocket.

He lifted up the broken hair on the side, exposing his smooth forehead, and his gloomy demeanor suddenly changed. The king looked at his new image in surprise.

"Cerberus? When will you..."

"Get ready." He just said lightly, the bright golden pupils were completely opened for a moment and then closed, the sun has gradually set, but I don't know what happened to the biscuits that Little Phoenix ate with other people That's it.

Cerberus: Huh!