[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] The Lord God ruined my childhood!

This young man Su Deer has seen it before, and he promises that he will not forget that face in the near future. As a unisex pair, the child he saw during the day is the only child he has ever seen in his life!Just looking at it makes people feel itchy, and I wish I could get started right away!

But now, the boy in daytime appeared in front of him in a costume that was very different from the outside world, with a pair of spiral horns that seemed to be burning on his head, like the demon he saw at Goode.

……demon?

Arthur was just stunned for a short while. The experience of reincarnation in countless worlds allowed him to instantly read the expression of the person in front of him. Greed and desire have not been well restrained, making his eyes a little cloudy... No, maybe the cloudiness of the eyes is still there. There are other reasons, after all, this is an abyss, after all, he is just a human being.

Arthur almost laughed because of the protagonist's death. Didn't he see that as long as he stayed in the abyss, his eyes would instinctively be covered with a light film to protect his eyesight?The red light that fills the abyss is not just a decoration. If the pupils are not covered by a light film, it is only a matter of time before they are blinded by the red light.

Such an IQ, I really don’t know how he became the protagonist┑(￣Д￣)┍

Let's stabilize this idiot first_(:3ゝ∠)_

Arthur is very good at acting, which is a necessary skill for reincarnated people. He can smile cutely and act charmingly, but he is too lazy to pretend after retirement. If he still needs to act after retirement, then what else is there for him to retire? significance?

But some things have long been instinctive in the long years.

The originally round eyes widened slightly, showing great surprise. The boy took a small step back from the pile of gold coins, and a little bit of vigilance seemed reasonable.However, those golden red eyes were clear and pure, the kind of beauty that is not afraid of any threats. This posture made Su Deer, who was about to call the big dog to attack, stunned for a moment.

"Are you...the master of the artifact?" There was no greed in his eyes, but a look of excitement, which made Su Deer a guess.

All the artifacts, spirits and beasts hidden in the underground palace have passed through his mind, and he has a premonition that the adventure he has been looking forward to for a long time is about to come!This time it's a real adventure!

However, he still looked very calm on the surface, and asked tentatively, "What if I'm not?"

The boy's face sank in a second, and the velvet-like flames lingered and burned around him, releasing terrifying heat, and his voice was as cold as coming from the ice——

"Except for the holder of the artifact, no one is eligible to enter here! This is the promise I made a thousand years ago..." Sen Leng's words suddenly changed, and the boy blinked lively at the slightly blue-faced Suder Blinking his eyes, "Scared you? I'm just kidding~ The divine beast is already by your side. You must be the holder of this generation's artifact. Of course, this treasure house will be open to you unconditionally."

Su Deer's cold sweat had just receded. Knowing that this young man was a friend rather than an enemy, he subconsciously wanted to get angry, but then he thought that this boy was really cute, and there was something wrong with him. If we get along well in the future, it won't be too late to discipline him.

The snow-white dog was confused by this series of plots. What "the master of the beast" and "the thousand-year promise" are all nonsense!The one with the horn on its head is not a devil at all, it is clearly a little phoenix!Where does the millennium come from when you are three hundred years old? !

A suspicious "woo" came out of his throat. Arthur had already figured out how to make him do bad things. He quickly jumped down from the gold coin mountain, put his arms around the big dog's neck, and secretly prevented him from making a sound. The red eyes were bent up in the most beautiful way, vividly portraying the image of being unable to control the old friendship, it seems that the acting skills have not regressed at all!

"It's been 1000 years! I miss you so much!"

[Shut up, or you will die here! 】

Big Dog: Little Phoenix, you are so sensitive, does your mother know qvq

Although his body was restrained, the fragrant scent of fragrant wood rushed towards his face. The big dog knew that he, as a fragment of his body, was no match for this real divine beast, and he never had any hostile thoughts. From the very beginning When little phoenix looked down from the mountain of gold coins, he started to wag his tail.

Now being hugged, his tail was wagging even more joyfully. Su Deer looked at the waving tail strangely, and now he really didn't doubt Arthur's identity.

He always thought that this big dog was being cold, and now his tongue was almost licking the opponent's face.

Arthur pressed the restless dog's head, wondering how this guy's brain circuit is long, he looks elated after being coerced, this kind of person... the dog is the scariest!

Su Deer stared at it for a while, and suddenly remembered the summoner during the day. At that time, he clearly saw this young man following the summoner!

His expression was too straightforward. There was nothing challenging about this kind of person. Arthur once again pushed down the dog's head that wanted to lick his face, and faced Sudel's angry questioning, he showed a puzzled expression.

"But... I'm seeing you for the first time today?"

His expression is so sincere, his head has spiral horns that are very different from the boy in the daytime, and his personality seems to be deviated.Su Deer was conflicted, he couldn't figure it out no matter what he thought, he could only comfort himself that it was no big deal, if it was twins with the same appearance, maybe it would be more interesting.

"Now I can show up for a short time, I'm afraid I can't do anything for you... But the only thing that can be sold in this treasury is these gold coins. There are gems on the east side and crystals on the west side. What do you want to bring?" Go back?"

Along the way, Arthur had already memorized the terrain. He really indicated the direction as if he had been trapped here for thousands of years. His excellent acting skills made the big dog stick out his tongue and give a secret praise.Su Deer was not so stupid as to believe him now, but he also let go of his guard a little, and left here with a small bag of gems - the red light made his eyes hurt, and he was almost unbearable.

The big dog guarded the door of the copper coin warehouse again, and Arthur also sent Sudel there, saying goodbye with a smile.His identity is still a cloud of fog to Suder, but it is this kind of dishonesty and secretiveness that makes Suder feel that he is probably a big man.He didn't doubt Arthur too much. After all, if you really want to gain his trust, you must be honest. This young man just did the opposite...

Thinking all the way, Sudel returned to the hotel where he lived. The first ray of morning light had pierced the horizon. He felt a pain in his eyes, and quickly lowered his head to avoid the light.

Arthur stood there for a long time, the big snow-white dog approached tentatively, and before the upper paws touched, Arthur's eyes fell on him, and the deep meaning contained in it made the big dog clamp down with an "owwow" Tail.

Arthur has just received the round-robin stereo bombing of the world consciousness. The reflection arc of this world is a bit too long. After Arthur reminded him, he only reacted now. After checking, the whole consciousness is not good, as if being A girl who has lost her virginity is usually crying for a while.

[There are bugs!There are bugs crawling into my body! ! ! 】

【He's moving!He's squirming!I can't stand it anymore! ! ! 】

【Squeeze him to death!Squeeze him to death!The kind that bursts out of juice! ! ! 】

Arthur was a little disgusted by what he said, but he also understood that Sudel was really an intruder, and the world definitely wanted to kill him at all costs.

But it's hard to say what will happen when the will of the world collides with the protagonist's halo. If a thunderbolt in the clear sky wants to kill the protagonist, but instead opens him the second pulse of Ren and Du, it will not be fun.In desperation, the consciousness of the world had no choice but to ask Arthur for help, and didn't want the protagonist and the princess to be happy together, anyway, kill this annoying bug first!

Staring at the big dog, Arthur's face has long since lost the innocent smile before, and has become expressionless. His golden red eyes seem to be burning, and all the previously restrained power is released. , the big dog whimpered and lowered his head willingly.

"You have the breath of a divine beast, but you are not a divine beast. What are you?" Arthur asked.

The big dog thought for a while, then pawed on the ground, and wrote a string of crooked handwriting comparable to that of a primary school student. Although the handwriting was ugly, the writing was an ancient abyssal language that is not even used in the abyss today.The inheritance memory was mobilized in an instant, and Arthur squinted at the big dog and wrote a long list, the content of which made him feel a little unbelievable.

The big dog said that he was a part of Cerberus, the hell dog, and also the weakest part. The one squatting in front of the silver coin warehouse was just another part that was stronger, but the most important body disappeared thousands of years ago.The three treasure houses originally belonged to the main body, once the main body disappeared, they had to squat here alone.

As the big dog wrote this, he lowered his head, and shiny tears rolled down from his eyes, fell to the ground, and quickly evaporated into gas.Arthur looked at him quietly, and stretched out his hand——

I rewarded him with a chestnut!

The bright-looking phoenix sneered, "Stop acting, wouldn't it be fun to coax that human being? Isn't this the first person in the past few years?"

The big dog's wagging tail stopped, and the fluffy snow-white fur made him look like an angel, just like the dog named Samoyed that Arthur had seen in a certain world, but there was agility in those golden eyes And cunning, even a kind of contempt—whether for life or anything else.

[Human desires are very interesting things. 】

The bright and gentle voice sounded directly from Arthur's mind, not to mention the appearance, even the voice was so confusing.The big dog sticks out its tongue, blinks its eyes at Arthur, and its fluffy white tail wags unconsciously.

[In the past 1000 years, I have done many experiments... Have you ever seen a goldfish? 】

Seeing that Arthur didn't answer, he continued happily.

[When I was summoned, I saw them a few times. They are very similar to humans. As long as they are fed, they will keep eating until they die. 】

[After seeing the goldfish, I felt amazing, and I also started to feed humans what they want, whether it is money or power, respect from others or happy love, I can give them all these, I can afford it~ 】

That fluffy face seemed to be smiling, but Arthur felt chills all over. The part of the beast in front of him might not be powerful, but this kind of mind and weird temperament made Arthur even more afraid.

[I keep "feeding" them, and they are also "eating". I haven't seen any human beings who take the initiative to stop. Their desires are endless, and the original crime they committed is greed. 】

"What happened to those people?" Arthur asked with a frown.

The big dog grinned——

[Boom!They... exploded. 】