[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] The Lord God ruined my childhood!

A light kiss landed on the tip of Sario's nose, and he left as soon as he touched it. The round cat's eyes seemed to be watching him cautiously for a while, and then he took a small reserved step back.

"I won't promise anything lightly, but... After this world, let's talk about it, meow." The cat's ears tilted to both sides with some anxiety, "Let me tell you in advance, meow may not be a qualified lover. It will also be boring or something...Be patient... Meow? Meow meow!!!"

—Sario stretched out his hand and hugged him.

Being in the darkness, it is easy to breed inexplicable fear and anxiety, not to mention the space is too small, the ears will fold down no matter what, it is obviously not very comfortable, Arthur struggled a few times, and suddenly heard the voice of Sario Came gently.

"Don't say these words to anyone but me." Arthur couldn't see Sario's expression, but he could hear a soft laughter, as if he was suppressing some kind of desire, a little hoarse.

"It's easy to arouse the appetite of people like us."

What the hell is appetite? ! !Arthur inexplicably felt a chill down his spine, and couldn't help but struggle harder, "Let me out first meow! Otherwise, I'm going to be struck by thunder meow!!"

Thinking about the thunder method of magicians in this world, and thinking about the natural restraint of thunder and lightning against monsters, Sario had to let go of his hand regretfully, watching Arthur rush back into his box in a few moments, with eyes still hidden. With a trace of ready to move.

At this time, a well-trained butler knocked on the door lightly, "Your Excellency, the bishop of the church asks to see you."

Sario thought for a while, and his eyes lit up, "Arthur, do you want to restore your previous form? The holy water of the church has always had a miraculous effect."

Arthur is not stupid, he grabbed the edge of the box and sneered, "No, I don't want to meow at all! This form will not affect the power of magic, there is nothing wrong with it."

Sario had no choice but to watch Arthur close the lid of the box in disappointment, but it's hard to say whether this thought has been given up.

"Your Excellency, it's a great honor to meet you. May you enjoy God's glory forever." The bishop smiled kindly, wearing a spotless white robe, full of the holy demeanor of a priest.The handsome Duke was still standing on the stairs, looking down at him expressionlessly, his pair of golden pupils were cold and sharp.

"I don't believe in religion, sir, and I don't believe in God."

The bishop choked, but he became more and more convinced that the one who could say such words directly was undoubtedly a magician who was at odds with the church thousands of years ago!

Yes!The church has done very careful reasoning!Why did the toy that the devil turned into choose the Duke?It must be because the status of the Duke is very important!Then all the truth is about to come out - the Duke is the magician who defeated the Demon King thousands of years ago!

Give a thumbs up to the witty church!

Sario had vaguely guessed something, but his expression didn't move at all, and he walked down the steps calmly, without greeting the bishop, and sat down on the main seat, with his hands folded on his chin.

"Then, what is the purpose of the bishop's visit?"

The bishop carefully considered his words, trying to convince the duke to stand by him as a reasonable argument, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly came into contact with those golden pupils that were fully opened, and the eyes were like golden liquid in the pupils. Flowing in the middle, the power and influence even surpassed the emperor of the empire that the bishop had seen.

The bishop suddenly couldn't utter any excuses, and he felt a chill rising from the soles of his feet, as if it was going to freeze his bone marrow.

"I don't know if you have heard of the battle a thousand years ago?" The bishop said while observing the expression of the Duke, but he couldn't see anything, and the worry in his heart was even worse, "Now, maybe that battle will be repeated... "

The Duke chuckled, and he leaned back directly on the cushion of the seat, with a hint of sarcasm in his eyes.

"So, is it time for us ordinary people to donate money again? How much do you want? I hope the small property of the Duke's Mansion can feed the greedy church."

The bishop's face was hot. He was still standing, wanting to get angry but afraid of offending the other party, so he endured it very hard.I complained in my heart that the church thousands of years ago did not have a good relationship with magicians, which made me very passive now.

"No! Your Excellency the Duke! What I'm going to say next is extremely important! You may think it's absurd, but it's the truth! You are..." The bishop put on a serious face, and his kind smile narrowed, and it was really a little bluffing mean.

"God's Chosen Savior!!!"

With a "click", a flash of lightning flashed across the sky, and heavy rain fell. Amidst the flashes of lightning, the bishop's face flickered.

Although Sario had vague guesses before, hearing this kind of news now, he still couldn't help but pause.He was deeply worried about the church's level of mental retardation. An organization like this can gain the supremacy in the human world. If there were no magicians back then, the demons would have ruled the mainland long ago, right?

"That's right..." The bishop's voice became a little low and desolate, "More than 1000 years ago, monsters ravaged the mainland, burning, killing and looting committed all kinds of crimes, and civilians were in danger. At this time, a magician stood up and cooperated with the church. Under the guidance of God, defeated the evil Demon King!"

Evil Lord Sario: ...

"Although the Demon King is sealed, his ambition to occupy the mainland is still alive. So today, 1000 years later, the Demon King who has broken free from the seal is brewing a new conspiracy! We want to stop everything! We need your power!"

A new conspiracy is brewing Sario: ...can I sue you for defamation==+

"To be honest, my lord duke, you are in danger now!" The bishop closed his eyes in pain, as if regretting, "It's also our fault that we didn't prepare in advance, who would have thought that the demon king's movements are so fast, and he has already I lurked to your side first!"

Hmm, what a sweet danger~ Sario thought with blank eyes, yes, he has successfully lurked to the side of the savior, how could the mentally retarded church be faster than him.

"That box looks like a child's toy, but it is actually the hiding place of the Demon King! I implore you to work with the church to seal him again!"

After speaking impassionedly, the bishop originally thought that the savior would more or less recover some of his memories of the past, but who knew that Sario was still expressionless and did not believe a word he said at all, and even stood up calmly, with a tone of He lightly ordered the butler to see off the guests.

"My lord duke, what I said is absolutely true! Please don't be fooled by the monster!" The bishop shouted unwillingly towards Sario's back, but only got the butler's stern face.

"Please don't make any noise here, Your Excellency the Duke likes to be quiet."

In the end, the bishop had no choice but to watch Sario go upstairs unwillingly. He felt that he had to think of another way.

The church is deeply saddened by the obsession of the "Savior", but this does not affect the "Savior", and is still happily confused by the "Devil King" today_(:зゝ∠)_

"The church really said that? It's not as good as the church 1000 years ago. At least two powerful people came out..." Arthur hugged a small piece of muffin, took a big bite happily, and flicked his tail uncontrollably Throwing it away, Sario reached out to catch it and pinched it, in exchange for a burst of furry meows.

"Are you really not considering using holy water to restore it to its original state? It must be better to feel bigger..." Sario didn't know how many times he brought up this topic, and then he was brutally rejected.

"The bigger the muffin, the smaller the meow," Arthur said with good reason, he lifted his cloak and wrapped his tail around his waist to show his determination not to be pinched, "this is also very interesting now... I can't recognize the The hero who was polluted by the devil, how does the church want to save the world, meow?"

"However, I will not be soft-hearted. Arthur, the power of the demon world has once again infiltrated this continent. You must have seen those low-level monsters. I am really serious about being a good demon king." Surrey O smiled and stretched out his hand to fiddle with the cat ears on Arthur's head, but what he said was horrifying, "I want to kill that paladin of the church...that is, the one-legged tin soldier."

Arthur frowned slightly, showing some disapproval, "Why do you want to attack the protagonist? The world will become unstable."

Sario hesitated for a moment, and hurriedly brought up the topic, "It's just a world, it's nothing..."

"I'm not worried about you, why did you kill him meow?" Sario didn't think about it when he didn't mention Arthur, and when he mentioned it and didn't tell him, he scratched his heart and lungs to know, the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" That's right, Arthur felt that if he didn't get the answer, he would always hold it in his heart!

"Why meow? Why meow?!"

"...Let me take you out for a walk."

"Why meow?! Tell me why meow?!"

"There is a palace banquet tonight, do you want to see it?"

"No! Tell me why meow?!"

Sario has a headache. Cats are always curious and persistent, and Arthur still has a little bit of perfectionist obsessive-compulsive disorder. This time he shot himself in the foot. Sario swears that he doesn't want to let it happen at all. Arthur knew why, but there was nothing he could do with Arthur, who was staring at him with a pair of purple eyes!

He tried to explain vaguely, "That paladin... had a crush on you back then..."

Arthur tilted his head, his ears limply to one side.He doesn't have the memory of thousands of years ago, and he doesn't know the ins and outs of the Sealed Demon King, his love and hatred, and so on. If he has to act, he can certainly do a good job, but he is retired, and his personality is indifferent. One side emerged.

"It's not a big deal, what are you hiding, meow... Meow is honored to have his favor, but no matter how you look at it, the response is wrong, so meow will not respond."

Here comes Arthur's rational love logic!

Sario raised his forehead, he really didn't need to worry, Arthur was smart and rational, and the paladin, as an indigenous character, had already lost his qualifications at the starting line.

In a sense, this is also unique to Arthur... a little indifferent tenderness, right?