[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] The Lord God ruined my childhood!

The duke seems to like children very much, which undoubtedly comforted the baroness and at least opened up a breakthrough.However, the Baroness hesitated a little. Women's intuition is very keen. She felt that the Duke looked at Bruno without much warmth.

It's like looking at a tool that is useful in the short term.

Barely suppressing the uneasiness in her heart, the baroness invited the Duke to visit Bruno's room with a smile on her face. The topic turned from children to toys, and Bruno seemed very excited. He chattered like a happy bird about his tin soldiers and paper Princess, by the way, there is also a small box that makes noise when shaken.

Arthur: ...that's not how bastards play (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Sario listened carefully, and asked a few questions from time to time, such as which of the toys he likes the most, and which one he can’t usually remember. Based on his inference, he thinks that Arthur is either the one who is the most loved, or the one who is the most vulnerable. The neglected one.

Arthur was accidentally hit by mistake, and was perfectly ignored. After all, his love in the heart of the master can be regarded as equal, although he actually only wanted to grow mushrooms in the corner quietly.

Before the tin soldier could get back into his box, the door of the closet was opened by the attentive maid, and the tin soldier had to stand stiffly, and then he felt himself being picked up, and the boy showed off cheerfully: " Look, Mr. Selvins, it has only one leg! But it can stand firmly!"

"I prefer the word 'he'." Sario interrupted lightly, looked down at the boy who seemed to be frightened, reached out and took the tin soldier, his long eyelashes drooped, and there was nothing wrong with his handsome face Many expressions.His sight made the tin soldier tremble a little, as if arousing some kind of instinctive fear, and finally, the Duke put the tin soldier aside, as if he had completely lost interest.

"Any other toys?"

Next, under the numb eyes of Bruno and the maid, the Duke picked up a toy, stayed for a while, and then threw it away, repeating this action like a snake maniac, Bruno was almost crying with fright, he no longer felt that He is a very good uncle, and the other party is now full of a kind of morbid attachment.

Fortunately, the arrival of lunch time saved them.

The baroness knocked on the opened door, surprised by the nearly stagnant atmosphere inside, Bruno threw himself into his mother's arms as soon as he saw her, trembling.

"Your Excellency, lunch is ready and you can enjoy it at any time." With the guests present, the baroness could not immediately ask about her son's situation, and she invited the Duke downstairs to have dinner with a smile on her face.The Duke still stood up silently, but said one more sentence.

"After lunch, can we continue?"

Although it was an inquiry, it had the demeanor of a king. The golden pupils squinting over were extremely gorgeous. The baroness felt that her heartbeat seemed to be out of control for a moment. She brushed her hair at the temples as a cover-up, and responded with a smile. : "Of course, our little Bruno is also very willing."

After several people left the room, the tin soldier breathed a sigh of relief, and Arthur also breathed a sigh of relief. He carefully opened the lid of the box and peeped out. Headache moving problem.

He intends to hide his home temporarily, but the problem he faces is very serious.His magic power is very strong, so he can use powerful magic, but magic can't work on him at all, not even on this box, it's like some kind of restriction.

After worrying for a while, Arthur's eyes fixed on one point, and suddenly his eyes lit up. Those toys that Sario had touched were piled up on the table. OK!

That's how witty it is!Arthur gave himself a thumbs-up, didn't eat lunch, and spent more than an hour of hard work before moving the house. The small box was hidden among the piles of toys, which was inconspicuous at all.Arthur climbed back into the box and closed the lid happily.

However... happiness is short-lived after all...

The baron's family was very happy because they had received a verbal promise; his lordship was also very happy because he got a casket and put it in his pocket.

Arthur curled up in the box sadly, not wanting to go out and face this vexatious world.

A scheming boy like you will be sacked when he goes out!

The evening light passed over the bronzing family emblem, and the swift wings were half-opened, holding a flower branch in its mouth, as if it would rise on the wind at any time, bringing news of spring to the distance.The coachman at the Duke's mansion remained silent as usual. The carriage drove steadily on the wide avenue of the imperial capital. The Duke in the carriage took out the small box and rubbed it in his palm. In the darkness, he seemed to chuckle.

Not even taking care of dinner, Sario hurried back to his room. He was not someone who would treat him badly. Adding the existence of Arthur to this premise further led to the rich decoration of this small dormitory. Magnificent, countless shiny gold and precious stones are inlaid on the wall, which is so luxurious that people are stunned.

He put the little box on the velvet cloth solemnly, and gently buckled the lid of the box with his knuckles.

"Arthur, we're home, come out and have a look?"

Arthur was particularly ruthless and passively resisted with silence, pretending that there was nothing in the box.Sario waited for a while, and the smile on his lips became softer.

"I know you're inside, if you don't come out... I'll just have to pick the lock."

The city management is here, do you go out to argue with him or live and die with your own house?Arthur chose the former, because the urban management skeletons he met had a strange style of painting, and it would be too much to lose if he was treated as a mob and locked in a cage_(:зゝ∠)_

The lock of the small box opened with a "click", and Sario subconsciously suppressed his smile and held his breath——

The box was opened a crack, and a fluffy cat's ear stuck out first. Arthur, who was struggling to open the lid of the box, felt that something was wrong. He staggered when he came across a monster spar, loosened the force on his head, and the lid of the box fell off!

"Meow meow meow meow!!!"

My ears... it hurts, bastard...

Sario tried his best to endure it, but in the end he still laughed unkindly, and then quickly stopped the laughter, lest Arthur would become angry from embarrassment.

Arthur's belly is not so small, and the nature of felines getting more frustrated and courageous was revealed at this time. He covered his ears with one hand, pushed the lid of the box away with a "bang", and climbed up to the edge of the box angrily , as a result, he stumbled and tripped, and hugged the Duke's desk headfirst.

The little monster who had been molested by fate several times remained silent, shivering and curling itself up into a ball.

Now it was Sario's turn to be anxious. He touched the cat ear on the left carefully, "Arthur, does it hurt from the fall? Look up and let me see?"

The cat ears fell back quickly, Sario touched it again, and fell back again, like a snail shrinking its tentacles, this pair of cat ears also know how to move around to protect themselves, of course there is no way to avoid disasters, fold The right ear that came down continued to be folded unhappily.

Sario: ...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha!

In view of Arthur's extreme lack of cooperation and the feline's weird self-esteem, Sario finally resorted to coercive means to turn Arthur over. The little monster hugged its tail expressionlessly, and its beautiful purple eyes were full of lifelessness. Ke Lian, look at her forehead is indeed green.

Cute is a bit foul...

Sario lowered his head, his hair exploded before he got close to the little monster, and he almost rolled away from him, watching him vigilantly, "What do you want meow?"

"Why do you always speculate on me with the greatest malice?" Sario looked a little sad, "It's just that you have been lying down, and I thought you would only get up after a kiss."

"You can just dream about it." Arthur sneered, and simply stood up from the table, absolutely not giving Sario any room to play.

Being disgusted still couldn't stop Sario's enthusiasm, he rang the bell on the table, summoned the well-trained butler, served a table of late dinner in minutes, and picked up a piece of The chilled fish with delicate texture tempts Arthur, "Do you want to eat it?"

Arthur stared at the fish for a long time, and finally compromised. Anyway, he has been together for so many years, and there is no point in being hypocritical. He simply sat on the stacked napkins in Sario's hand and began to pick out his favorite food.

After eating a little bit of fish and beef for dinner, Arthur left more space for his favorite dessert. Sario is indeed a duke's man. The cream made by the chef in the house is sweet but not greasy. The condiments were also sweet and sour. At this moment, Arthur really felt a sense of happiness as a human being.

Sario stared at him all the time, Arthur ate potato chips in a circle, feeling a little hairy, and finally saw that he had almost eaten, scooped up half a spoonful of moderately sweet black tea and brought it to Arthur's mouth, Ah Se finished drinking with the spoon in his arms, narrowing his eyes in satisfaction.

Sario looked at the food consumed and estimated Arthur's appetite.It's not that he can't let people make special small tableware, it's just that the feeding process is so happy that he doesn't intend to stop at all!

"...So, now can you tell me what kind of deal you made with the Baron?" Arthur sat in a more comfortable position, "A few days ago I saw people from the church haunting that house, The transaction is related to the church?"

Sario smiled slightly, as if thinking of something funny, "Yes, the church wants me to help them prevent the devil from coming. After all, there are no 'braves' now, and they are more dependent on the power of the country."

"So meow? What did you get out of it?" Arthur didn't believe that Sario would do nothing.

"Because it's very interesting..." The golden pupils slowly opened, covering him with an unspeakable ferocity, "You want to destroy the devil, but you ask me, the devil, for help."