[Comprehensive Fairy Tale] The Lord God ruined my childhood!

The little king said that without the holy sword, he would make trouble!The helpless ministers were helpless, and the head of the Will family turned his head without saying a word, and ordered the blacksmith to forge the so-called "Holy Sword".

"Lord Cedric, what's your position?!" Sir Jester asked bitterly.

"He said he was going to make a fuss..." Cedric said with a heavy face, "I don't think we want to see His Majesty really make a fuss, isn't he enough to make a fuss now?"

The second half of the sentence was spoken very quietly, and Sir Jester's next words stuck in his throat.

"Alright then..." he said hesitantly, "In short, after forging the 'Holy Sword', His Majesty will always calm down for a while."

"I don't want the holy sword I made!" Arthur appeared out of nowhere, he seemed to have escaped from the siege of the palace people, his blond hair was slightly messy, but his eyes were shining with disdain.

"The holy sword is not something we can forge, it is a treasure of history, a precious legacy of God on the earth!"

Cedric and Sir Jester began to cry frantically in their hearts for God to have mercy on his poor disciple.

Sir Jester quickly winked at Cedric. He held back the king's attention, showing a kind face, hoping to deceive the king's trust, at least to stabilize him, "My lord, where is the holy sword?" Woolen cloth?"

Cedric understood, and quietly walked around behind the king, intending to flank Sir Jester and restrain the king first.This is already close to the exit of the palace, no matter what, you can't let the other party run out directly!

Arthur: Well, since you two kidnapped me in the last reincarnation and I was drowned, I have no credibility at all!

"In the dungeon!" The king said firmly, while dexterously avoiding Cedric, watching the young nobleman almost jump on Sir Jester, he rolled his eyes in a good mood.

It turns out that you can still play like this. Being a foolish king is indeed much more comfortable than being a benevolent king. The latter is hardworking and planning in every possible way, while the former can run around the entire court with just a flick of his mind.

The dungeon is not a good place when you hear it! Hey!The faces of the two courtiers collapsed. Based on the idea of ​​loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, they thought that they would send the suddenly rebellious little king back to the royal court no matter what, so they regrouped and planned to make another round.

Who knew that the little king didn't want to play with them anymore, so he turned around and went back by himself.

"In order to find the dungeon, I need to dig a new sewer."

Although I don't know the necessary connection between searching for dungeons and digging sewers, but in order to appease the increasingly difficult little king, the princes and ministers all said that the sewers are good and the sewers are wonderful!Dig, dig, dig, dig!

There has never been a decree that can be implemented so quickly. Arthur still approves documents every day, but now some people praise him.The ministers seemed to know His Majesty the king for the first time, and the rhetoric of praise became more and more gorgeous and exaggerated.

Arthur: ... Sure enough, people are cheap!

In order to show his importance to the king's wishes, Sir Jester personally supervised the construction. While squatting on the construction site and looking at the scene of the bustling sky, he silently thought that this time the little king's rebellious period should be over.

He is so naive.

When the workers panicked and reported to him that they had found a hidden entrance, Sir Jester felt as if he had been hit hard on the back of the head, and he was stunned with a "buzz"!

is that a lie?Is there really an underground palace? !

After being shocked, his first thought was how to hide this matter.Absolutely don't let His Majesty know the news about the underground palace, otherwise you will definitely enter the expedition!During this period of time, the ministers who regarded the king's diligence as a habitual event have realized the importance of the king to the entire kingdom. This country can lack many nobles, but it must not lose the current king. That will mean collapse!

However, Arthur has known the exact location of the underground palace for a long time, and has been keeping a close eye on it for the past few days. How could Sir Jester's concealment succeed?Almost an hour after discovering the entrance to the underground palace, Arthur arrived at the scene.

"Your Majesty..." Sir Jester was instructing people to fill the sand with sand. If there were no civilians present, he wished he could go to work by himself.

Arthur focused on the almost buried entrance, ignoring the thoughts of the people around him. He gestured with his eyes, and immediately several people jumped down to dig out the sand, and the entrance showed its whole picture.Arthur stretched out his hand to touch the obscure alchemy rune on the edge, and the rough touch of his fingertips made him a little embarrassed.

When he came back this time, he was not completely unprepared.

"I will enter the underground palace." Arthur's eyes were firm, "The holy sword is inside!"

"Think twice, Your Majesty!" Sir Jester turned pale with shock, and immediately knelt down on one knee and begged Arthur to take back his order. "You are the cornerstone of the kingdom, so don't put yourself in danger!"

He is the bedrock of his kingdom, but he has doubts about the bedrock of his own reality, and this doubt drives his rebellious behavior, and he is not willing to be the prey.

"There's nothing to say." Arthur's words were unprecedentedly strong. When he came, he was ready. Once the entrance was cleared, he walked in without hesitation.

"Your Majesty!!!" Jester almost chased after him, but as soon as the king entered, the underground palace was like a beast that had finally devoured its prey, and closed its huge mouth with satisfaction. The area was flat, only gravel and mud.

Things are getting bigger!He has to notify several important ministers immediately!

The entrance of the underground palace was exactly as Arthur had expected. After he entered, he quickly closed and the light receded. With Arthur's subconscious gesture, several balls of light appeared beside him, illuminating the way forward.

Still in the familiar corridor, Arthur touched the things in his pockets and walked forward without timidity.

"Do you know what will happen?" The little man in the bottle noticed that Arthur's breathing and heartbeat did not change, and was a little curious.Human beings are afraid of the environment without light and sound, his experience told him so, but the king is really special, without the slightest expression of fear, even if the words and expressions can deceive people, the heartbeat can't.

"Well, it's nothing to be afraid of." Arthur responded softly. In this world, he has never been to Lamascus, and of course he hasn't cured his night blindness, but with magic in hand, the darkness has no effect on him.

When approaching the hall, Arthur heard a strange sound of "click click". The empty and dark space created a lot of echoes, and even the little man in the bottle shrank a bit, clinging to the inner wall of the bottle to absorb Arthur's blood. body temperature.

Arthur laughed. Such a voice had accompanied him all over the world. Of course, there was a lack of accompaniment now——

Facing the darkness, Arthur raised his voice and asked, "...want to play dice?"

History always repeats itself in a certain way.

Arthur held the holy sword on his left and wrapped it in his right hand. The skeleton's luck was still bad, but he was still so excited that tears filled his eyes. After seeing the sunshine outside, he shed tears of happiness... er, soul fire.

"Oh sun! I don't know how long I haven't experienced this kind of light and heat!" The skeleton said excitedly, and Arthur pushed down the head of the skeleton with a "click!" There must be people from the church outside now. Taking the lead at such a time is definitely the rhythm of death.

"Be quiet, I'll treat you to a cake when you go back." Arthur comforted him, and the skeleton immediately became obedient. Although he may not have the ability to eat, it's good to have a look.

Arthur took the key and opened the door of the exit. The underground palace is very large, so the distance between the exit and the entrance is definitely not close.Arthur didn't know how the angel-possessed bishop felt about the breath of the undead, but it didn't prevent him from acting more cautiously.So regardless of the situation at the entrance of the underground palace, Arthur went straight back to the palace, and asked the swift-legged palace servants to deliver a letter.

The skeleton was not easy to hide. After thinking about it for a while, Arthur buried it under the lily of the valley in the yard.

Skeleton: ...

"Hide here first, and I'll dig you out after I've dealt with the others." Arthur patted the dirt on his hands and decided to take a bath.

"Oh." The skeleton responded obediently, and then he felt a sweet breath coming over his head. Arthur put a small cake in a glass container on top of the skull, and covered it with lush plant leaves. good.

After finishing all this, Arthur went to the king's exclusive bath to take a bath.The water vapor was dense, and he picked up a few shining crystals from the bottom of the pool, and unexpectedly thought of that stupid dragon.

With the holy sword, bringing the other party back can be put on the agenda, but before that, let him start the holy war in one go, so that the archbishop may not have too much energy to spend on him.He can take advantage of the time when the jihad just started to test each other, and complete the story of the "Dragon Slaying" hero.

The heat was getting stronger and stronger, and Arthur wanted to soak for a while, when he suddenly realized that the warning magic circle he had set up at the garden gate was touched.He had no choice but to get up and get dressed regretfully. He was wiping his wet blond hair with a towel. With Matt's voice of dissuasion, his hurried footsteps stopped at the door.The owner of the footsteps was completely annoyed, and knocked on the door with a cold face.

"Your Majesty, I want to talk to you." The bishop's soft voice sounded, but the coldness in it seemed to be overflowing.

Arthur narrowed his eyes slightly, still brushing his hair unhurriedly.No matter how high the archbishop's status was, he didn't dare to trespass into the king's bedroom. He waited outside the door holding his breath, and waited for a long time before he was allowed to enter.

The anger in his stomach was about to turn into sharp words, but the servant snatched his words and ran to the king to ask his health, his worry was palpable.

archbishop:……

Arthur responded gently to Matt's question. Amidst the other party's complaint of "why didn't you wait for the city guards to come and enter together", he turned his eyes slightly and saw that the archbishop could hardly bear it, so he said: "The archbishop of Canterbury, thank you Fortunately, I have returned safely.”

Archbishop: I really want to give this brat a wing!