Counterattack brings its own red envelope group

Just as Chen Chen opened the door, he heard the sound of the TV as expected. After putting on his house shoes, he came to the living room. Peter Pan is a roc bird. Logically speaking, he couldn't see through Peter Pan's expression. But he miraculously saw that Peter Pan was enjoying himself at the moment.

When Peter Pan heard the door opening, he didn't react at all, still focusing on the TV series.Chen Chen saw that Peter Pan was not moving, so he couldn't help but look at the TV, and found that it was all about love and love, which was not good at all. Just go to TV.

He said incomprehensibly, "Peter Pan, is the TV series really good?"

Peter Pan looked at him contemptuously, and said with a sigh: "It's such a good TV series, but you still ask me if it's good, I'm also drunk."

"Peter Pan...you've learned badly...who taught you!" Chen Chen took a few steps back and looked at him in surprise.

Peter Pan said slowly: "I am a Dapeng bird, learning the essence of the world is nothing to me."

Chen Chen said sadly: "You really failed at school, I have no face to face your parents."

"I didn't learn to be bad, I did as the Romans do." Peter Pan explained earnestly.

Chen Chen sat next to him with a look of ecstasy, stopped talking, and simply took out his mobile phone, logged into the Taobao accounts of Marshal Canopy and Sloth to see how they were doing recently.

He didn't expect that when he logged into Marshal Tianpeng's Ali account, he saw a piece of explosive news——

[Internet/addicted girl: You said that you can provide rental boyfriends here? ? ? Really? ? ? 】

Chen Chen seemed to have been stuffed into his mouth, unable to speak.

very good!Really good!After leaving Marshal Canopy alone for a period of time, he pretended.

Peter Pan seemed to sense the dark aura emanating from Chen Chen, so he couldn't help but turn sideways, and saw a smile on his face, which made people feel frightened for no reason.

Chen Chen sensed Peter Pan's gaze, and just smiled. Then his phone vibrated for a while, and found that Marshal Canopy's Ali account had been logged in elsewhere, and he knew that Marshal Canopy must have logged back in.

After dealing with Marshal Canopy later, Chen Chen continued to log in to the sloth's Ali account and checked it again. Except for being called slow, nothing happened.

So, Chen Chen resolutely climbed on the button, and seeing Marshal Canopy made a begging expression, he snorted a few times, unexpectedly at work, he worked hard to satisfy his selfish desires, and he must not let it go easily.

[I am your father: Second pig, do you know what mistake you made? 】

[The treacherous minister said: What bad things did he do? 】

[I'm your father: @天形Marshal, say it yourself. 】

【Marshal Canopy: I...I...】

【I'm your father: I can't say it!snort!】

[The great sage who loves food: Second child, tell me what mistake you made? 】

[Tenpeng Marshal: I... saw the news that someone rented his girlfriend home for the Chinese New Year, so I had an idea and rented myself out. 】

【I'm your father: You don't need anything to pick up girls! 】

[Narcissistic little Huahua: Chenchen, fire him quickly. 】

[Marshal Tianpeng: Don't... I won't dare next time. 】

[I am your father: there is another time!I decided to fire you. 】

[I'm your father: This store needs to recruit a new customer service, who will apply? 】

[Tenpeng Marshal: Raise your hand weakly. 】

[I am your father: I have blacklisted you upstairs. 】

[The great sage who loves food: I'm here as customer service, and I have to go to the human world when the time comes. If I have a job, I can also go to Fairy Zixia, after all, she is Madou. 】

[I am your father: welcome to be a member of the store, applause/]

[Marshal Tianpeng: You are cruel, my heart hurts so much, I can no longer see my beloved sister. 】

【I am your father: Indifference/】

[Tianpeng Marshal; fortunately I am smart, I already know a little beauty, hahaha, I am going to the world to join her, proud/]

Chen Chen couldn't help raising his eyebrows. He actually recognized the beauty. Who was it?Quickly reply a message -

[I am your father: who is it? 】

[Tenpeng Marshal: I won't tell you, let you think about it,]

Seeing this, Chen Chen sent an emoji, and then turned off his phone.

He leaned on the sofa, looked at the ceiling, thinking about the time he had been here, and found that he had not avenged his original body so far except for moving out of Chen's house, and felt inexplicably guilty.

He lowered his head and looked at his hands. They were not as thick as they were before. They were a little fatter than his slender fingers, but they were much thinner than before.

Chen Chen stood up and said something to Peter Pan. He went straight to the room. The room was pitch black. He strode over and opened the curtains. The warm sunlight lit up the dark room.

He leaned on the bed, reached out to pick up the mirror from the bedside table, looked at the person in the mirror, touched his cheek, and said to himself: "When will I lose weight completely, so I can slap Chen Hui and Lu Mingyu in the face .”

I don't know if they still have any pills to lose weight quickly. Anyway, he has lost almost the same weight now, so they won't find out, Chen Chen thought.

So, he took the mobile phone on the coffee table in his hand, and quickly sent a group message to the group——

[I'm your father: Do you have any pills that make people lose weight quickly? 】

[Narcissistic little flower: I don't. 】

[Xiang from the blue sea and blue sky: I don't either. 】

[I am your father: who has it? 】

[The great sage who loves food: I have, but...]

[I am your father: but what? 】

[The great sage who loves food: The elixir master refines this elixir into a flying shape, which tastes like Coptis chinensis. 】

[I am your father: Did I hear correctly? 】

[The great sage who loves food: You heard me right.Because the alchemist said that if you want to look good, you have to pay a price, laugh and cry/]

[I'm your father: I really want to hit him now, what should I do? 】

[Tenpeng Marshal: Cold salad, hahahaha. 】

[I am your father: are you sarcastic? 】

[Marshal Tianpeng: Spread your hands, who asked you to fire me. 】

[The great sage who loves food: Chenchen, do you want more? 】

【I'm your father: Yes, everyone loves after death, and I eat even after death. 】

[The great sage who loves food] issued a designated {Huang Lianxiang Xiangdan} red envelope to [I am your father].

[I am your father to receive the designated red envelope. 】

[I am your father: Great Sage, thank you very much, I am going to die now, I hope I can see you tomorrow. 】

[The great sage who loves food: I support you spiritually, come on. 】

So, Chen Chen clicked on [Huang Lianxiang Pill] in the props area of ​​his personal wallet, and a lifelike Xiang-shaped pill floated in front of his eyes.

He held his forehead and thought: I thought it was just a Xiang-shaped pill the size of a normal pill, so it's nothing.Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a fist-sized Xiang-shaped pill, and it was so realistic.

Chen Chen stared at it for a full 5 minutes, gritted his teeth, stretched out his hand to hold the pill in his hand, and put the pill to his mouth with a heroic expression on his face, thinking it was the pill in his heart all the time!This is the elixir!

When he took the first bite, Chen Chen's face was distorted. He was about to lose his sense of taste due to the bitterness. In order to lose weight, he would die to finish the pill.

With tears in his eyes, Chen Chen ate the elixir one bite at a time, then immediately ran out of the living room, poured three cups of boiled water in a row, then ran into the bathroom, and brushed his teeth three times in a row. From the bathroom to the living room.

Peter Pan has long been attracted by his big movements, seeing him coming out of the bathroom, he quickly asked: "Chenchen, what's wrong with you?"

Chen Chen smiled and said weakly, "I just suffered a wave of torture."

Before Peter Pan could react, he added, "I'm going in to rest."

Peter Pan looked at his back suspiciously, unable to figure out what was going on, so he took out his mobile phone, went up to the group and turned up the stairs, only to find out what happened to Chen Chen, it really was a torture.

When Chen Chen returned to his room, just laying down on the bed and preparing to go to bed, his phone vibrated many times. He had no choice but to pick up his phone. When he saw the message from the Great Sage, he was about to spit out a mouthful of old blood.

[The great sage who loves food: Chenchen, I forgot to tell you that after taking the elixir, he will fart non-stop for a day. 】

[I am your father: why fart?Smile but not smile.JPG. 】

[The great sage who loves food: because of detoxification! 】

[I'm your father: that means it stinks, how can I go to school! 】

[The great sage who loves food: Please take a leave of absence. 】

[I am your father: kick me off the bench, thank you. JPG. 】

[Wannian Submarine: Kick, no thanks. 】

[I am your father: grass mud horse, really kicking. JPG. 】

[Wannian Submarine: Who told me to be a good person, I will naturally satisfy what you said, I'm leaving, don't miss me. 】

[I'm your father: Enough hanging, can someone let me down. JPG. 】

[The great sage who loves food: Xiao Li Feidao. JPG. 】

[I'm your father: Thank you, Great Sage, I'm going to ask for leave. 】

After Chen Chen clicked the button, he thought for a long time before he found an excellent reason and successfully asked the head teacher for leave.

Just after hanging up the phone, there was a loud bang and the smell filled the room.

Chen Chen's smile was frozen, his nose smelled of stinky farts, and he said frantically, "When will the day pass!!!!"

He has never looked forward to the arrival of tomorrow so much, come tomorrow, he can hardly stand the smell of fart, it is simply a scumbag.

The author has something to say:

Chen Chen: I'm so desperate.

Bamboo: mourning and changing.

Chen Chen: You are indeed a stepmother, let me eat.

Bamboo: Good looks come at a price.

Chen Chen: Hmph, I won't listen.

Bamboo: Anyway, you ate it all, hahaha.

Chen Chen: ...