Counterattack brings its own red envelope group

"shhhhh"

Chen Chen heard the sound from his mobile phone. It was the notification sound he specially set for customers to place an order. He went to the Taobao store, saw an order message, and found that it was really the [Love 36 Strategies] who placed the order. It seems that she did not Lie, really place an order.

He shook his phone to take a screenshot of the address of [Love 36 Strategies], then exited the Taobao seller account, clicked on the photo album, looked at the picture, and said word by word to Peter Pan: "Chen Xiaoli, Room 304, Sunshine Community, G City, her phone number is 135*****492, Peter Pan, do you remember?"

Peter Pan said a few times, fluttered his wings, and asked: "Chenchen, then quickly give me the electric eye card that shocked people, I can start to deliver the goods now, I can finally carry out the first experience."

Chen Chen looked at the sky outside. It was so bright that even thieves would not dare to commit crimes. If Peter Pan really delivered the goods, it would probably cause a lot of trouble, so he said firmly: "Little Pan!" Fei Xia, you can deliver the goods at night, and deliver them to her house directly through the window of her house."

That night, Chen Chen watched Peter Pan's back as he left, and thought to himself, "The first treasure is going to be delivered to the customer. I'm so excited. I don't know how the customer will react after using it."

After returning to the dormitory, Chen Chen finished his evening self-study, and he lay on the bed without sleep all night.

The next day, as usual, Chen Chen went to class to brush up on the questions, and after class, he was in a hurry. In addition, he took the opportunity to ask the class teacher to ask him not to live in the dormitory. After his own efforts, he finally persuaded the class teacher to agree to his request to live in the dormitory.

Every day, Chen Chen was looking forward to Chen Xiaoli's customers' evaluation of his treasures, or recommending the treasures in his store to others.

In the blink of an eye, it was the weekend. Chen Chen got up early in the morning, walked out of the school with his schoolbag on his back, and suddenly the phone in his trouser pocket vibrated a few times. He took out the phone in his pocket, looked at Zhang Lihua's phone number, pressed the answer button, and called In his ear, he said calmly, "Mom, are you coming to school?"

"I'll wait for you in the guard room."

Chen Chen looked at how far he was from the guard's room, and then said, "Mom, I'll arrive at the guard's room in about 3 minutes. You can rest in the guard's room for a while."

"I know, Mom is waiting for you."

Chen Chen hung up the phone, put the phone back in his trouser pocket, and speeded up to the guard room.

At a glance, he saw a middle-aged woman wearing a white T-shirt with English letters and dark cropped jeans. She was holding a recycle bag in her hand, standing in the shade of the guard room, looking around The look, obviously looking at which one is him.

Chen Chen slowly approached her and said softly, "Mom."

Zhang Lihua saw Chen Chen wearing a black backpack and blue and white school uniform at a glance. Although she was familiar with Chen Chen, in her impression, Chen Chen was very fat, not like the medium fat one now.

When Zhang Lihua saw Chen Chen calling her mom, she was stunned, but it was only a year since she saw him. She didn't expect him to lose more than ten catties than before, and his facial features began to show gradually.

She looked at Chen Chen carefully, and found that except for his mouth, he was very similar to him in other parts. The more she looked at it, the more satisfied she was. It seemed that her son might not be worse than Chen Hui when he lost weight.

Chen Chen looked at Zhang Lihua, who kept looking at him from top to bottom, and the laughter on her face from time to time, which made him very surprised. He asked, "Mom, what are you thinking? Are you smiling so happily?"

As soon as he said it, Zhang Lihua came back to her senses immediately, with a strong smile in her eyes, walked to Chen Chen's side, gestured with her hand and said, "Chenchen, you are thinner and taller than last year."

Hearing this, Chen Chen laughed dumbly and said, "Mom, you said it was last year."

Zhang Lihua suppressed her smile and said silently: "Yes, we haven't seen each other for a year."

As soon as the words fell, Chen Chen realized that he had said the wrong thing just now. He quickly snatched the environmental protection bag from her hand, put the other arm around her shoulder, and dragged her away, saying, "Mom, I'll take my bag first." Where I live now."

Along the way, Chen Chen kept chatting with Zhang Lihua. From the chat, he found that Zhang Lihua's two sons admired him very much, because he was admitted to the No. [-] Middle School, but every time he was in the top ten of the whole grade.This time they also wanted to come to see her with Zhang Lihua, but because they needed to attend cram school, they didn't come to City G with Zhang Lihua.

Chen Chen took out the key, opened the door, let Zhang Lihua enter the house first, then closed the door, turned around, and saw Zhang Lihua looking around at the furnishings of the house.

He walked into the kitchen and said, "Mom, you just came to City G from J City. You must be very tired. You can sit on the sofa and rest for a while. I'll pour you a glass of water."

Zhang Lihua turned her head, looked at Chen Chen's back as she entered the kitchen, and said happily, "Mom is not tired, Mom is in good spirits now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Chen had already come to the sofa with a disposable paper cup. He put the paper cup on the tea table, walked up to Zhang Lihua, dragged her hand, pressed her to sit on the sofa with one hand, and said helplessly, "Mom!" , you take a breath first, you have a lot of time to look at this house."

Zhang Lihua knew that he was concerned about her body, so she picked up the paper cup from the coffee table, took a big sip, and said with relief: "Chenchen knows how to love mom."

Before Chen Chen could reply, she continued, "I've seen this house before. The decoration is very good. The rent must be very expensive. Chenchen, this time, Mom specially withdraws 3 yuan from the bank, so you... ..."

When Chen Chen heard the words 3 yuan, he interrupted and said, "Mom, I don't need your money. I didn't tell you that I won the lottery. You can keep the money for your younger brothers to study."

Zhang Lihua looked at Chen Chen with a firm face, silently swallowed what she was going to say, and talked about other things.

Throughout the afternoon, Chen Chen talked to Zhang Lihua about the recent situation. When she asked about Lu Mingyu, Chen Chen said indifferently, "Mom, I'm breaking off the engagement with him."

Zhang Lihua yelled in surprise, caught a glimpse of Chen Chen's indifference, couldn't help holding his hands, and asked nervously, "What happened to you and Lu Mingyu? I was on the phone with you before, and you said he was very nice to you. "

Chen Chen smiled, and said lightly, "Mom, he lied to me when he said he liked me before, he was just making fun of me, and he was dating Chen Hui."

Hearing this, Zhang Lihua held Chen Chen's hand very hard with both hands. Chen Chen couldn't help shouting, and she realized that she was going to use his strength, so she let go of her hands and asked seriously: "You mean that Chen Hui and Lu Mingyu are getting together?" ? Chenchen, did you see it with your own eyes?"

Chen Chen thought of how miserable he was lying on the ground with a bun on the back of his head when he first crossed over to the parallel world, he couldn't help touching the back of his head, and said affirmatively: "Mom, I saw them having sex at that time, and they pushed me down the stairs , luckily I am not going to die, I still remember the pain in the back of my head."

Zhang Lihua looked at Chen Chen distressedly, and said with self-blame, "It's all my fault. If I had the ability, you wouldn't have stayed in the Chen family, and you wouldn't have suffered these grievances."

As she spoke, Zhang Lihua couldn't help covering her mouth with her hand and making a whining sound.

Seeing this, Chen Chen took out a few tissues from the drawer, stuffed them into Zhang Lihua's hands, and said comfortingly, "Mom, don't blame yourself, I know it's not easy for you."

After a few minutes of consolation, Zhang Lihua calmed down and forced a smile, "It's rare for me to come to see you, and now I have to ask Chenchen to comfort me."

Chen Chen said indifferently: "Mom, don't take what happened just now to your heart. Actually, I can break off the engagement with Lu Mingyu. I don't know how happy I am. After all, I am a handsome guy after losing weight, and he is not good enough for me. "

Zhang Lihua was amused by his words, and said angrily: "You, you are so narcissistic."

Chen Chen took it for granted, "Mom, I'm not narcissistic, I'm just confident!"

Zhang Lihua's mood improved a lot after being made such a fuss by Chen Chen. She looked directly into Chen Chen's eyes and said seriously: "Chenchen, if you encounter anything in the future, you have to tell mom, mom can help you , can definitely help you, don’t hold back in your heart.”

Chen Chen felt a sense of comfort, nodded, pursed his lips and said with a smile, "Mom, I will definitely tell you."

Zhang Lihua still wanted to continue talking to Chen Chen, but her cell phone rang suddenly. She stood up and walked aside. After connecting the phone, she chatted for about 10 minutes. There is a meeting, I'm going back to City J now, remember to tell Mom what happens to you in the future."

While sending Zhang Lihua downstairs, Chen Chen said, "Mom, I know, go back carefully."

After Chen Chen saw Zhang Lihua getting on the bus, he slowly returned home. Just now, Beijing was slumped on the sofa, and the phone on the coffee table vibrated a few times.

He didn't even look at the notes, he directly connected to the phone, and said lazily, "Hello, who is it?"

"Chenchen, I'm Lingling!!!" Her tone was very excited.

Surprised by her tone, Chen Chen straightened up and asked, "Lingling, what stimulated you?"

"Chenchen, hurry up and check the trending searches on Weibo."

"Hot search? Which celebrity is on the hot search again?" Chen Chen said casually.

"It's not a trending search by celebrities!!! It's a trending search about Pokémon. I heard that someone bought electric eye surgery in a Pokémon store, and it really works!!!"

Chen Chen was so startled by the five words "magic baby" that he jumped up and asked desperately, "Is what you said true?"

"Of course it's true!!! I won't tell you anymore!! I'm going to buy it too!!! Bye`~~"

Chen Chen quickly posted on Weibo, and sure enough, the top trending search was #电眼技，你应该有#, he clicked on it, and the hot search content was as follows——

#electric eye surgery, you deserve it#

——I woke up that day, went to the Taobao store, and found a shop with a magic baby. I was very curious and clicked in, and then found that the baby inside was really amazing, not only the effect was amazing, but the price was also amazing , very expensive!The important thing is that the name of the customer service is very distinctive. Because I like sloths, I found a customer service customer who has become a sloth. I... lost a bet with him, so I bought [Electric Eye Technique for Electrocuting People], and the result was The next night, I saw a small gift box in the lobby of my home, which said the electric eye technique of electrocution. I opened the gift box and followed the instructions to use the electric eye technique.On that day, I confessed to the male god of the school, and then! ! !i did it! !The male god said that my electric eye surgery is amazing! !Stunned him! !So the products in this store are very effective, and I am about to buy 【Body Sculpting Pill】.

——Brother, do you think we are fools! ! !

——Just Su, is there no topic recently, and this kind of news is actually made up!

——The landlord is also an idiot, I don't believe it.

——I am the landlord, and I swear what I said is true! ! !

——Are you the owner of Taobao?pick booger/

——Nowadays people, in order to sell their own products, can be described as unscrupulous, smile/

——I am the landlord, my name is Chen Xiaoli, I am a management student of Huaye University, my boyfriend is a finance student of Qingye University, picture 1, picture 2, these are our photos, we are not trustees! !

——I am a friend of the host, and I am the one who witnessed their confession! ! !I'm going to buy a weight loss package! !

——I'm also a friend of the original poster, and I'm going to buy 【Innocent Pill】, I won't tell you, otherwise I won't be able to buy it later! !

——I’m going, can’t it be true?

——I remembered, wasn't Chen Xiaoli the champion of science at that time? ? ?

——I just checked Chen Xiaoli, she is in science! ! !

——My God, isn't what the landlord said is the truth! !

——I want to buy it too! ! !

……

Chen Chen looked at the comments under the trending search, his face was full of smiles, he didn't expect Chen Xiaoli to be the top student in science, and she was also a big V, now he doesn't have to worry about the baby not being sold, hahahaha.

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