Counterattack brings its own red envelope group

Chen Chen looked in the direction of the voice, and a man who looked like a peacock spreading his tail and a woman with grass on her head in an exquisite dress were looking at each other.

He shrugged slightly, it's none of his business anyway, why bother, he walked to the sofa in the dessert area with a smile on his face and sat down, waiting for the boss in the group to appear.

"I'm Marshal Canopy, you stay with me."

"I don't know you, fool."

Marshal Canopy?

oh my god!

The man with the peacock on his screen is Zhu Bajie!

Chen Chen was taken aback, sighed, stood up from the sofa and walked towards him, thinking that it's no wonder Marshal Tianpeng said that he was dressed handsomely, and he was really handsome, just like a male peacock spreading its tail to court. Walking slowly to Marshal Tianpeng, he whispered, "Are you Marshal Tianpeng?"

Marshal Canopy turned his head in surprise, caught a glimpse of the little fat man wearing the legendary school uniform, who is he?Don't let him get in the way of his chances of picking up girls.

So, Chen Chen was gorgeously ignored by Marshal Canopy. Seeing the wretched smile on Marshal Canopy's face, he stroked his bangs with his hands, and deliberately lowered his voice and said to the woman with the grass on top of his head, "Don't you think I'm very Handsome?"

The woman with long grass on her head looked disgusted, and said in a bad tone: "Who gave you confidence? Made you think that you are a handsome guy, don't let me get in the way of my son-in-law."

As soon as she finished speaking, the woman with the long grass on her head twisted her fat buttocks, and walked towards a group of male guests in a pretty way, leaving only the Canopy Marshal in a daze.

Witnessing this scene, Chen Chen burst out laughing, caught a glimpse of Marshal Canopy staring at him with displeasure, he smiled even more, put his arms together, and said, "Marshal Canopy, you really look very handsome. "

Marshal Tianpeng's face turned from anger to joy, patted the clothes on his body, and said triumphantly: "This suit is in my collection, but it is the best-looking one."

Chen Chen smiled: "It's a pity that your looks don't match your clothes."

Marshal Tianpeng said angrily, "What did you say?"

Chen Chen smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and Fang said, "I'm joking with you, I'm from the group [I'm your father]."

Marshal Canopy heard the words, stared at Chen Chen for a full minute, and said, "You are different from what I imagined."

Chen Chen raised his eyebrows, and said with a half-smile, "What do you imagine me to be like?"

"Should look like a good student."

Chen Chen: "..."

Could it be that he is a fat man now and doesn't look like a good student? He really wants to throw the table and curse at others.

Marshal Tianpeng touched his nose and said with a smile: "However, you look fat and white now, and you are very lucky."

Chen Chen didn't want to continue such an embarrassing topic, so he changed the subject, "I'll go to the group to find out the situation."

Marshal Tianpeng and Chen Chen walked side by side to the sofa and sat down. While rubbing their hands together, they said, "I am always ready to serve the people." Dedicating myself to the beauty.He didn't dare to say the next few words, he only dared to say in his heart that if Chen Chen knew, then he would be out of action.

Chen Chen was about to send a message to the group, when he heard Marshal Tianpeng's words, he said flatly, "It will depend on your performance, whether you are serving the people or beauties."

"How should I call you?"

"My name is Chen Chen, you can call me Chen Chen." Chen Chen replied with a smile.

At this point, he had already sent a message to the group.

[I am your father: the picture, Marshal Canopy and I are in the picture, where are you? 】

[Narcissistic little flower: I'm near the buffet, picture. 】

【Peter Pan: I fell into the garden just now, but now I have changed back to my original shape and am flying in the sky. 】

[Focus on starting for 100 years: I just met a soft girl and I am chatting with her about life. 】

[A beauty snake who likes to sleep: I met a stunner, and my heart was pounding. 】

【I'm your father: It turned out that I was the only one who came here for the big prize, laughing and crying/】

[The beauty snake who likes to sleep: I just want to add a few beautiful men to my harem, touch my chin/]

【Slothy sloth: I...I...at...at the...door...I...now...in...in...going...looking for...you...you】

[I'm your father: sloth, I'll be waiting for you in the dessert area. 】

[The dwarf who wants to grow taller: I envy you can go to participate in the event, I am still struggling to escape. 】

[Although I'm uneducated, I'm a big dick: I'm sorry, I can't go today, my wife is not feeling well. 】

[Gone with the Wind: I can't go either. Recently, there is a concubine who claims to be a time traveler in the harem. I am teaching her the rules of the harem. 】

[The traitor is in charge: something is wrong with the court, I can't go to the appointment tonight, I'm heartbroken. 】

[The traitor is in charge: @I am your father, remember Aite me if I have good things, my brothel uses guitars, and my business has improved to a higher level. 】

[I'm your father: no problem. 】

[I'm your father: Alas, I thought we could face the foundation together, but I didn't expect the plan to keep up with the changes. 】

[Wannian Submarine: Hehe, I'm still moving bricks, and I envy you big guys who can participate in the event. 】

[I'm your father: The one upstairs is indeed the Wannian Submarine. I haven't seen you in the group for so long. 】

[Wannian Submarine: I was originally a Wannian chatterbox, but since I changed my job, I changed my name to Wannian Submarine, smiling/]

[Narcissistic little Huahua: This is your own fault. 】

【Wannian Submarine: Tears Run/】

[I am your father: @Wannian Submarine, what job did you change? 】

[Narcissistic little flower: Shit shovel officer, laughing/]

[Wannian Submarine: Do you know how painful it is for someone who hates cats to be a shit shoveler?Has your conscience been eaten by dogs? 】

[I'm your father: Although I sympathize with you, it still can't stop my desire to laugh, hahahahahahahahaha. 】

[The narcissistic little flower: What is Dongdong?Can I eat it?Smile/】

[Wannian Submarine: The smile completely disappeared on the face. GIF. 】

【I'm your father: I can't help laughing like a devil. GIF. 】

[The narcissistic little flower: the eyes of caring for the mentally handicapped. JPG. 】

[Wannian Submarine: There is no place to stay here, but there is a place to stay here. 】

There was a humming sound from above the head.

"You... guys... good..."

Hearing the sound, Chen Chen raised his head reflexively, and saw a sloth in green clothes. From his appearance, he was similar to a normal person. The only difference was that his fingers were slightly longer, and his nails were very pointed. sharp.

It's just why he is wearing green clothes, which makes people look weird, Chen Chen thought to himself.

He stood up, chuckled and said, "You are a sloth, sit down."

Marshal Canopy just smiled at the sloth, and continued playing with his phone.

The corner of the sloth's mouth slowly pulled a smile, "Okay...I...how...how...call...you...you..."

After speaking, he slowly moved towards Chen Chen and the others... Finally, he moved to the sofa, and the act of sitting down on the sofa could take him a minute.

Chen Chen saw everything about him, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He was indeed a lazy sloth. It is said that sloths crawled slower than turtles. Even when they were chased and captured, they crawled slowly as if nothing had happened. No fear of losing your life at all.

Chen Chen now regretted asking them to help with customer service. What he said was like water that was poured out, and it was hard to recover.He couldn't help rubbing his forehead, he really had a headache.

"Just call me the second pig." Marshal Tianpeng was finally willing to put down his phone, and lazily answered the sloth's question.

Chen Chen put down his hands and said depressedly, "Just call me Chenchen."

The sloth smiled: "Chen...Chen...I...so...looking forward...waiting...to be...customer...service..."

Seeing this, Marshal Tianpeng looked sympathetic and whispered to Chen Chen, "I really sympathize with you."

You're no better than a sloth!

Chen Chen really wanted to throw these words in his face, but he held back, just smiled at Marshal Canopy, then sat on the sofa and continued to wait for the other bosses.

Next, the rest of the group gathered in the dessert area. Fortunately, there were two large sofas in the dessert area to accommodate their group.

After everyone took turns to introduce themselves, they began to discuss what the group leader looks like. Could it be uglier than the pink robot?

Chen Chen looked at them carefully. Xiaohuahua was worthy of being a fairy of Baihua, she exuded a seductive aura with her frown and smile, and she could smell the vague fragrance in her nose, and Peter Pan had a cute appearance, which made him I felt a little guilty for him and tricked him into becoming a courier.

A beauty snake who likes to sleep, he has a feminine appearance, and he especially likes to speak with his orchid finger raised. That appearance is clearly a slave, it seems that he is at the bottom and the concubine is at the top.

What is unexpected is that he has been dedicated to starting for 100 years. He looks handsome and has dimples when he smiles.

Xiao Huahua looked at the guests in front of her and said boredly, "When will the group leader show up? The event is so boring."

Marshal Tianpeng echoed: "It's very boring. I can't understand what some of them said. The most important thing is that women in this world have such poor eyesight that they even say that I am ugly." When it came to the last sentence, he The tone is full of anger.

Xiao Huahua raised her eyebrows lightly when she heard this, and said bluntly: "There is nothing wrong with their eyesight, you are indeed ugly."

Marshal Tianpeng looked at Xiao Huahua angrily, and said displeasedly: "You and I come from the same place, why do you step on me?"

Xiao Huahua spread her hands, her face full of helplessness: "I'm just telling the truth."

Seeing this, Chen Chen hurriedly said, "You two make money by being friendly, we are participating in an event now, don't let others see the joke."

Marshal Canopy walked down Chen Chen's steps and said generously, "For Chen Chen's sake, I won't argue with you."

Xiao Huahua snorted a few words, if a good woman doesn't fight an ugly man, let him immerse himself in the dream of being a beautiful man, since no woman will like him anyway.

Peter Pan said: "Chenchen, as soon as the event is over, I'll go directly to your place."

Hearing this, Chen Chen happily said, "Welcome to my world. While the Taobao shop is not open, I will take you for a stroll and let you see the world."

Marshal Tianpeng heard what they said, interrupted their chat, and said, "I also want Chenchen to take me to see the beauties in the world."

Chen Chen's face was full of black lines. He was so lustful. He couldn't say anything without the word "beauty". When you come to the world, remember to tell me in the group."

When Marshal Tianpeng heard the words, Fang showed a smile, "At that time, I will look for you with Eldest Brother."

Chen Chen exclaimed, "Monkey King? Will he go to see beautiful women with you?"

In his childhood memory, Sun Wukong is not a person who is greedy for beauty, but a person who loves to catch monsters.

Marshal Tianpeng said with a smile: "Since learning Buddhist scriptures from the West, my eldest brother has become fond of food and often goes to various places to taste food. He has never been to the world. This time, I will go to see the world with him."

Chen Chen suddenly realized, "So that's how it is. There is a fruit in the world. It's called durian. It's the king of fruits. Your elder brother must like it very much."

Xiao Huahua on the side asked: "Where did your master go? I haven't seen him in Tianting recently, and I usually meet him playing chess with others in Xianting."

When talking about Tang Seng, Marshal Tianpeng couldn't help snickering and coughing a few times, Fang said: "Master has recently been pursued by someone who has just been promoted to a fairy. I heard from the elder brother that the fairy has chased Master for several worlds. Fairies can be described as Persevere."

In fact, Chen Chen has always been very strange. Heaven doesn't allow immortals to move their hearts, so why do they still fall in love?Pursue?I am not afraid that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother will know and punish them.So, he articulated his doubts, really wanting to know whether it is true or not that the TV series said that love is not allowed in the fairy world.

When Xiao Huahua heard Chen Chen's words, she burst out laughing, and explained, "Not only are the Queen Mother and Jade Emperor not opposed to dating, but they are also very keen on being matchmakers."

Chen Chen froze for a moment, then Fang said, "Okay."

"Look at the door!" Peter Pan suddenly pointed to the door, surprised.

They looked together, and found that it was an energetic old man and a man in a black suit. The point is that the man's walking posture is very stiff, and his facial expression is also stiff, which makes people wonder if he is a robot. .

Chen Chen withdrew his gaze and said in a low voice, "Couldn't the man be the group leader?"

Focusing on starting the car for 100 years, pretending to be deep: "Based on my experience in writing novels for many years, 90.00% of him is the leader of the group."

Hearing this, Chen Chen clicked his tongue and said, "Why don't you say 100%?"

"Because I like the number nine, it represents the long and lasting love between me and Lao Gong." He said shyly while holding his cheeks after 100 years of focusing on starting the car.

Marshal Canopy vomited, indicating that he was about to die of nausea.

Regarding the words of focusing on driving for 100 years, Chen Chen squeezed out a sentence, "You are so fat, you are almost invincible."

"Thank you, Chenchen, for your compliment. I also feel fat." Said coquettishly.

Chen Chen couldn't bear to look directly at the 100-year focus on starting the car. You can imagine how unfriendly it is for a sunny boy to behave like a girl acting like a baby!He couldn't complain.

As soon as the man entered, his eyes turned to the dessert area. Seeing them all sitting there chatting, he smiled and said to the old man, "Father, I'll go find my friends."

The old man said kindly: "Go, child."

The man walked in front of them with firm steps and said with a smile, "Hello, my friends."

They all stood up excitedly, and said in unison: "Are you the group leader of [Thunderbolt Invincible Group]?"

The man nodded and said confidently: "Of course, welcome to my world."

Chen Chen asked, "Group leader, when will the event start?"

The group leader pointed to the stage and said, "The dancers are ready, let's go and sit first."

When they were sitting in the chairs, the group leader was like a Transformer, instantly transforming from a human figure into a silver robot with wings on the back.

Shock the members of [Thunderbolt Invincible Group]!

They could hardly speak, thinking: The world of the group leader is indeed a world of science fiction.

The group leader said: "This is my original form, very handsome."

They unanimously agreed with the group leader's statement that a silver robot, and a robot that can fly, must be very handsome.

At this moment, the old man was approaching them step by step, and soon came to them, and said warmly: "Welcome to the planet."

That's right, the group owner's world is called a planet. The environment of the planet is beautiful, and the people who live there are all non-human beings. They will more or less have half of the animal shape. For example, if a rabbit evolves into a human, then she will have rabbit ears or rabbit ears. Tail.

The science and technology of the planet is advanced, and the robots and red envelope group mobile phones made by scientists are very heaven-defying, just like the group leader. Although they are robots, they are not inferior to humans at all. On the contrary, they far surpass humans in some fields.

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What could be worse than him being the pet of a rival in love?

Shen Ningqing just satirized his rival on Weibo, and the retribution came so fast that he couldn't guard against it.

It is not scary to be fed, groomed, bathed, or touched by a rival every day!

Terrible!

He found out that his rival had always loved him!And he also made a terrifying strategy plan.

He looked at his cat's paws, fortunately he was now a cat.

He silently made a wish: God, please let me stay in the cat's body!

However, God is blind!

He actually made him a human during the day and a cat at night!

In this regard, he just wanted to say mmp.

small theater

Qin Shen: Ningning, come take a shower.

Shen Ningqing: Meow meow meow meow (No, I will do it myself.)

Qin Shen chuckled: Ningning, Dad knows you like to take a bath.

Shen Ningqing: Meow meow meow. (I will do it myself.)

Qin Shen pressed his body: obediently, take a shower.

Shen Ningqing's desperate face: meow meow meow (my chastity.)