Counterattack brings its own red envelope group

Death is also death, die early and surpass life early.

Chen Chen took a deep breath, and walked towards the love/fun store without hesitation. As soon as he stepped in, he could feel the delicate atmosphere in the store. With a calm expression on his face, he walked straight to the clerk who was near the cashier, and calmly said Say, "I want ten enemas, you wrap them up for me."

When the clerk heard this, a trace of surprise flashed across his face, he murmured a few words, and obediently picked up a reusable bag, packed ten sausage enemas, put them on the cash register, and waited for another clerk to place the order.

Chen Chen said calmly, "How much?"

The clerk smiled and said, "380 yuan."

After Chen Chen checked out, he just picked up the recycle bag when he heard the clerk say, "Sir, the A/V sticks and Spike/sticks in the store are doing promotions recently. Buy one and get [-]% off, and buy two and get [-]% off." , are you interested? Moreover, these two products are the most popular among customers, and they are very easy to use.”

The clerk actually sold him A/V sticks and spikes/sticks.

At this moment, Chen Chen's mood was complicated. He glanced at the clerk and found that she was looking at him hopefully, as if she was pitying her and helping her to buy a few back.He only heard himself rejecting her mercilessly, and then leaving the love/fun store with a recycle bag.

Chen Chen felt that the environmental protection bag in his hand was very hot, no, he must hurry up and give out red envelopes to the beauty snake, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous if someone saw him buying an enema.

So, he went to the men's restroom again, followed the red envelope tutorial, put the enema device into his personal wallet, and then clicked on [Thunderbolt Invincible Group], and sent a message in the group.

[I am your father] sent a designated red envelope of {enema device} to [Sleeping Beauty Snake].

[Narcissistic little Huahua: Where's my guitar, why haven't you sent it to us yet!angry/. 】

[The treacherous minister said: Just plain, just plain. 】

[The beauty snake who likes to sleep: @我是你爸爸, I will try the enema device tonight, and if it works well, I will tell you. 】

【I am your father: Beauty Snake, you just need to know it yourself, you don’t need to tell me, laugh and cry/】

[The beauty snake who likes to sleep: Good things are meant to be shared. 】

[I'm your father: Xiaohuahua, I've already bought a guitar, and I'll send it to you later. 】

Chen Chen walked out of the bathroom, and now he was short of the little sheep, VCD player, and TV set, so he went to buy the VCD player and TV first, and then went to buy the little sheep, and then put the guitar, TV, and VCD player on the little sheep. Ride the lamb to a hidden place and he can send them out.

On the right side of the men's restroom is the Suning store. He ran over slowly, panting, and asked the clerk to pack the three VCD players and TV sets. After paying quickly, he put the VCD players and TV sets on the In the Suning store, set off to buy a lamb.

Fortunately, there is an Emma electric car store near Donghui City. Chen Chen came to the store after walking a few steps. Looking at the dozens of little sheep, his head was really big, and he didn't know which one to choose.

After Chen Chen communicated with the clerk, he chose a Xiaoma A5 lamb, and he chose Alipay when paying. Nowadays, the times are advancing rapidly, and even those who sell pork and vegetables in the vegetable market use Alipay or WeChat payment, not following the times. Trends will be out sooner or later.

Chen Chen put on the helmet, stepped onto the car body, held the rake with one hand, inserted/inserted the key with the other hand, and turned the rake slightly with his right hand. The car drove towards the parking lot of Donghui City at a slow speed Go, because he hasn't opened the Little Sheep for a long time, especially because there are so many people in Donghui City, he can only move forward at a slow speed, slowly arrive at the parking lot, first take out the key, then put down the middle support, and take out a Lock, lock the little sheep.

Ten minutes later, Chen Chen walked out of Donghui City empty-handed, followed by several salespersons. They were in charge of carrying guitars, TV sets, VCD players and a large bag of accessories. Under the surprised eyes of passers-by, they calmly returned to Little Sheep. The guitar was placed upright on the feet, and the accessories were stuffed in the trunk by him. The VCD player and TV were tied to the car body with ropes, and then he continued to leave Donghui City at a slow speed.

Jinshan Park

Chen Chen put the little sheep in a corner and looked around. Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one there, he sent out the little sheep, VCD player, TV, and guitar at the fastest speed in his life.

[Narcissistic little flower: @I am your father, I love you, love you, love you. 】

[Xiang of the blue sea and blue sky] sent a designated red envelope of {immortal water and marrow washing pill} to [I am your father].

[I am your father to receive the red envelope]

[Although I'm not educated, I'm a big dick: @我是你爸爸, if I really win the favor of the first beauty with my guitar, you will be my matchmaker, and I will definitely give you a big gift! 】

【I am your father: I want emeralds, smile/】

[Although I am uneducated, I am a big dick: Emerald, I am going to look for it in the pile of stones, scratching my head/]

【I'm your father: {surprised eyes}, in the pile of stones!Don't tell me that all your emeralds are picked up. 】

[Although I am uneducated, I am a big dick: You are right, there are a lot of these colorful stones in the tribe, which are useless at all, I hate it/]

[I am your father: heartbroken/, give me all your future stones. 】

[Although I am uneducated, I am big: I will exchange things with you with stones in the future, hehehe. 】

【I am your father: ... It seems that you are not stupid. 】

[I am your father: Yes, I have a problem and I want you to help me. 】

[Xiang of the blue sea and blue sky: The shining me debuts. JPG. 】

[Gone with the Wind: What problem? 】

[I am your father: Actually, you know my identity, right? 】

[Gone with the Wind: Of course I know, you are from Earth. 】

[I'm your father: I'm planning to open a Taobao store recently, and I'm going to sell some magical treasures, but I'm afraid that people will come to snatch my phone if they know that the owner is me, and then you won't be able to see me.Pitiful/】

[Xiang of the blue sea and blue sky: @小飞侠, he is a newly grown Dapeng bird. He left home to prepare for training. You can persuade him to be a courier. You can directly set the address of your Taobao store to a non-existent address to cover up your personal information. 】

[I am your father: Thank you Xiangxiang group leader. 】

While chatting, Chen Chen realized that it was already [-]:[-], so he quickly put his phone back in his pocket, and ran all the way back to school. Fortunately, Jinshan Park was near the school, otherwise he would definitely be late.After the evening self-study is over, he will join Peter Pan, no matter what means he uses, he will persuade Peter Pan.

During the evening self-study, Chen Chen worked very hard, holding a black marker pen and writing the questions non-stop. Finally, after the evening self-study was over, he breathed a sigh of relief, stretched his waist, and stuffed the test paper in the drawer.

A clear and pleasant voice came from above.

"Chenchen, are you selling emeralds?"

Chen Chen raised his head, saw Lin Lingling's curious face, and said with a smile, "Well, did your brother tell you?"

Lin Lingling said with a smile: "Yes, but you did my brother a big favor this time. The company is going to participate in a gemstone design competition recently. With your emerald, I will definitely win the first place."

Chen Chen stood up and said as he walked, "Your brother and I have a fair deal."

Lin Lingling smiled at first, regardless of whether it was a fair deal or not, he did her brother a great favor, then she seemed to remember something, and she said nervously: "Chenchen, do you know about the love letter?"

Wtf?

Chen Chen was confused by Lin Lingling's words. Does the love letter have anything to do with him?It doesn't matter if there is a dime.

Lin Lingling caught a glimpse of Chen Chen's reaction and knew that he definitely didn't know about the love letter. She held Chen Chen's shoulders with both hands and said encouragingly, "You can bear the blow."

Chen Chen: "..." Xin said: What exactly is it?Please, speak up quickly, and don't whet his appetite!

Lin Lingling: "I really said it."

Chen Chen: "Speak out quickly, and I will spare you."

The author has something to say: Yes, I may update earlier on weekends, but on weekdays it is updated at 12:1-[-]:[-] pm.

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Chen Chen: Do I look like someone who uses sex toys? Sad/.

bamboo:……

Chen Chen: Even you don't comfort me, don't you love your son?

Zhuzi raised his eyebrows: You didn't even give me the fairy water and the marrow washing pill, so what are you talking about for comfort.

Chen Chen: Does the relationship between me and you need money to maintain?

Bamboo: Yes indeed.

Chen Chen: You are definitely not my real mother, you are my stepmother!

Bamboo: I picked you up in the trash can.

Chen Chen: My dear mother, where are you!

Bamboo: It's dead, don't scream, it's disturbing me to sleep.

Chen Chen: ...