[Comprehensive English and American] Magical Girls in Gotham

Bruce Wayne, who declared that he loves extreme sports, really experienced extreme sports on this day.

——Didn’t you say that he usually does extreme sports with criminals in high-rise buildings?

Fighting with criminals, gangsters, ferocious beasts, mental patients and life in another world can be called a sport. It is called the Dark Knight Fighting Criminals and Justice from Heaven.

Until today, Bruce has not really experienced extreme sports - catching jellyfish.

Catching jellyfish, which sounds like a childlike, happy and simple activity, is actually full of unimaginable dangers.

The jellyfish in Beechburg are different from the jellyfish in Bruce's impression.

Although they don't talk like sponges, starfish, and fish, these pink jellyfish... buzz and discharge.

Bruce, who had been forced to hang out with Dick, Kobato, and watched a few episodes of Pokémon, felt that this wasn't a jellyfish at all, but a jellyfish-shaped discharge wasp.

And is it true that in the world of magic, pink represents power?

These swarms of pink jellyfish looked dreamy, and the electric man was in pain. He should be thankful that the sea does not conduct electricity.

It started with them chasing the jellyfish with their nets—yes, he was catching jellyfish together after all.

Those jellyfish were also harmless at first, they just dangled and were caught by them.

Later, I don't know how they angered the jellyfish, so they turned into jellyfish and chased them.

Bruce couldn't understand how SpongeBob and Patrick were running and laughing while being chased by jellyfish, especially when they were electrocuted several times.

What's even more weird is that Dick and Xiaojiu were obviously flustered at the beginning, but later they also had the same happy smiles on their faces.

If Koto and Dick didn't look normal, Bruce would have wondered if they were poisoned.

"Proper exercise helps to relax the body and mind, and I feel that this is a good experience."

Alfred also appreciated the experience of catching jellyfish.

But Bruce felt that Alfred was able to appreciate it because he was holding Chiracure.

What kind of magic did Qili use to prevent the jellyfish from chasing and discharging him, so Alfred was able to follow them unhurriedly and take pictures leisurely.

So when they got back to the car after a long circle to shake off the angry swarm of jellyfish, everyone except Alfred was sweating.

Bruce has given up thinking about why they sweat at the bottom of the sea, and why starfish and sponges sweat even though they don't have sweat glands.

Wiping the sweat off his face with the handkerchief Alfred handed him, Bruce shifted his posture a little, and he could see Dick and Koto in the back seat.

The wind flowing in the sea blows the girl's black hair, Xiaojiu sits on the seat with her back straight, grasping the edge of the car window with both hands, pointing to the jellyfish shoals in the distance from time to time, probably only them when talking with Dick Two can understand the chat.

Her face was flushed and her eyes were bright, as if she hadn't withdrawn from the excitement of the activity just now.

Girls who look more immature than Western children of the same age are also more innocent in character, and that innocence is not the innocence of knowing nothing.

Bruce investigated Sawajo Kobato.

He knew her real name, so he could easily know all about her past as Sawajo Kobato.

She seems to be the kind of child who grows up in a happy family and carefree - in fact she is, but she also lost her family's ivory tower when she was ten years old.

It's a lot like Dick, but there's a big difference.

Dick's parents died in a premeditated crime, and Kobato's parents died in an accident without warning.

After the death of her parents, Xiaojiu was adopted by her father's distant relatives. The couple had their own children, and there was nothing good or bad about Xiaojiu. The relationship between the two parties was more like a good landlord and tenant than adoption.

This can be seen from the fact that they did not prevent Xiaojiu from going to the United States alone.

That accident didn't seem to have a great impact on her, but she was depressed for a while, and then she continued to live a lively and outgoing life.

Under her immature and innocent appearance, there is an extremely tenacious heart. No matter how much pain and sorrow she experiences, she can continue to move forward with hope and optimism.

She still loves the world.

This is where she and Dick, really, are most alike.

...But she really doesn't understand some things.

Seeing Dick and Dove rubbing their foreheads against each other, Bruce wiped away bitter tears for Dick from the bottom of his heart.

And she can bring people around her to understand.

Bruce clearly remembered that Dick had been going out with girls since he was ten.

Now he and Xiaojiu are sticky and sticky together all day long—to be honest, they are more sticky than most lovers. They rub and hug each other all day long, but they only say they are best friends.

Bruce, who seemed unkind but actually understood people's hearts, looked at his adopted son with pity.

Think optimistically, this is a hormone problem. Orientals always develop later, and she will probably be able to get better when she grows up.

From a father's point of view, he still hopes that they can grow up together smoothly and then get married.

"Master, do you want a daughter too?"

The other old father noticed Bruce's gaze, and while running along the raccoon's fur, he gave Bruce's old father care.

"Ms. Selena seems to have not been here for a while."

"Daughter? That's good," Bruce avoided the subject calmly, "but isn't Dick a pretty girl when she wears a skirt?"

Bruce has indeed not been in contact with Catwoman for a while. It is one thing that she has not been active recently, and on the other hand...

Recently, he not only wants to fight against criminals, but also against alienated life forms. Bruce doesn't want to be seen by others in using pink darts and using various magic props in various senses.

Dick, who was inexplicably cueed in the back seat, looked at Bruce in disbelief: "...??"

Didn't they agree not to mention women's clothing?

It's one thing that he's used to wearing a magical girl uniform and even feels a little comfortable (crossed out), but it still feels weird to be told about it by other people.

"Dick is indeed very beautiful." Xiaojiu reached out and touched Dick's head, perhaps because of Dick's influence, she also likes to do so now.

"I'll be happier if you praise me for being handsome." Dick treated Xiaojiu very differently, rubbing Xiaojiu's face gently and helplessly.

"Huh? Dick is handsome too!" "That's right!" Then the two of them interlocked their fingers, shaking their heads from side to side and playing games that Bruce couldn't understand.

The son is also outgoing.Bruce shook his head, and as soon as he turned his head back, he met SpongeBob's big, watery eyes.

"Hey, I just wanted to say—" He looked at him longingly: "Can you tell me the story of Batman again?"

"I want to hear it too!" Pai Daxing also leaned over.

"Mr. Pai Daxing, I think you should focus on driving—" Alfred pressed the steering wheel urgently, and Qi Fu, who was almost thrown out, jumped on Bruce's head unhappily.

"Oh, you're right, but speak louder later, I want to listen to it again." Pai Daxing nodded his starfish's head nonchalantly, and turned back again.

SpongeBob still looked at Bruce with watery eyes.

He also put those thin, squishy little arms around his hands—it reminded Bruce of the scene in Krusty Krabs, when Pad Star took SpongeBob's arms off and put them back together. screen.

Bruce, who grabbed the raccoon off his head, felt Dick's gaze on his back as if it had substance.

Burning, full of real feeling, gloating eyes.

"I'm not good at telling stories."

After a few seconds of silence, Bruce carefully picked up SpongeBob SquarePants, and put his hands between Dick and Dove: "But he is happy to tell you."

Ginger is still old and spicy, but Bruce has ignored one point.

Dick didn't mind telling SpongeBob the Batman story again.

Bruce had to listen to the stories of Batman vs. Joker, Batman vs. Two-Face, Batman vs. Poison Ivy... all the way.

It's also mixed with SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick's ups and downs such as 'Unbelievable! 'Oh my god that's cool! ' A class of dubs.

It was not the destination that stopped the story meeting, but the accidents they encountered on the road.

A man in a red tights and a blue hood blocked their way.

"My God! It's the ray demon! We're done!" Pai Daxing threw away the steering wheel excitedly.

SpongeBob was calmer, he screamed and hugged Dick tightly: "It's the ray demon! Why is he showing up again! But we have Batman! Don't be afraid of Patrick!"

The man in front of him sounded like a criminal of this world.

Bruce is quickly ready for battle - although he doesn't have a universal belt now, and he doesn't wear a Batman uniform, only a pink batarang.

Dick's first instinct was to touch the weather stick in his backpack.

Koto also took out his wand.

Ray Demon felt a chill for no reason.

Before this car of people made a move, he quickly raised his hands to express his intentions: "I just want to cooperate with you."

"No one in this world knows you, are you interested in cooperating as... a different role? Maybe we can rule the world by the way."

"God, don't promise him Mr. Batman!!" SpongeBob jumped on Bruce again.

"I have a plan." The ray demon showed an evil smile, which made Pai Daxing shiver and hide in Alfred's arms.

"My other collaborator and I have invented... an evil machine that allows one person to ring five nearby doorbells at the same time."

Ray Demon said in a bewitching tone.

"We can use this to drive the residents of Bikini Bottom crazy, so that they have to submit to our rule, hahahaha!! How about it? Isn't it a brilliant plan."

Ray Demon's eyes were piercing and his tone was sincere.

"It's too evil! It's too scary, SpongeBob SquarePants!" Pai Daxing held SpongeBob SquarePants' hand with tears in his eyes.

"It's terrible Pai Daxing, we can only rely on Mr. Batman!"

SpongeBob yelled anxiously, "Because maybe he's going to rule Bikini Bottom before we get in touch with the Mermaid Warrior and Penguin Boy!"

"What about the plan? Give me an answer."

The ray demon is full of confidence.

Pai Daxing and SpongeBob SquarePants screamed one after another, trembling.

The other four people present were silent.

Bruce didn't know what to say.

So did Alfred.

Dick hesitated to speak.

Even Xiaojiu felt that there was something wrong with what he said.

"Have you been shocked by my perfect plan?"

The ray demon was starting to feel a little uneasy.

After all, it hasn't been long since he came back as a villain, maybe this plan is a bit outdated.

But he is also willing to believe that the ruffian boss invented it.

"Please! Batman!" SpongeBob looked at Bruce tearfully, his eyes full of admiration and anticipation, as if he was looking at the savior of Bikini Bottom.

"Although the ray demon is the second biggest enemy of Mermaid Warrior and Penguin Boy, but I believe Batman, you can inherit their mantle and defeat him!"

"I'm number one! Number one!" The ray demon interrupted dissatisfied.

"..." If SpongeBob didn't speak, maybe Bruce could find out the reply sentence faster.

SpongeBob SquarePants looks more innocent than Xiaojiu, and Pai Daxing doesn't know how to use his brain, so they shouldn't be lying.

So this is... the level of the second biggest criminal in Beechburg?

Dick felt that he couldn't utter a word for a while.

What's up with Gotham and Bikini Bottom?This is not the difference between hell difficulty and easy difficulty in the game.

He saw the same confusion in Xiaojiu's eyes.

After 1 minute, the ray demon was bundled up and placed in the trunk.

It took less than 30 seconds for Bruce to take down the ray demon, including him opening the door and getting out of the car.

"Do you want to send him to the police station?" Xiaojiu raised her hand.

"No, we're going to seal him again!" SpongeBob SquarePants looked serious.

Xiaojiu can seal the dark dimension life form, but how to seal one... maybe the human ray demon involves her blind spot of knowledge.

"How did you...seal them before?" Dick thought that maybe Director Gordon could come here to retire.

He might like it here, after all, the criminals here are so harmless and weak compared to Gotham.

The clown here is probably very interesting, and there is no talking turtle, at least they have not met so far, there are only talking sponges, starfish, crabs and fish.

"I know this question, how can Mermaid Warrior and Penguin Boy seal him!"

Pai Daxing took out a pair of glasses from nowhere, and answered this question as if very learned.

"But we don't know where the mermaid warrior and penguin boy are!"

SpongeBob contemplated for a few seconds, and suddenly took out a huge lavender conch from his flat pocket.

"But it's okay! We have it! Magic Conch!"

"Yes! We have magic conch! Why don't you ask about magic conch!" Pai Daxing happily patted his belly.

Compared to the conch that brought them into this world, the 'magic conch' that SpongeBob pulls out looks ordinary, like a plastic toy.

Bruce didn't comment, he just maintained the original posture and watched SpongeBob SquarePants go to the next step.

"Magic conch, how can I seal the ray demon?" SpongeBob reverently pulled the tab of the conch.

"Wear a beautiful dress." The magic conch replied.

This answer just doesn't feel right.

But there was nothing to do right now, so Bruce let Pai Daxing and SpongeBob SquarePants take them to the clothing store in the city.

The job of dressing the ray demon was given to SpongeBob and Patrick.

Dick kindly offers to help.

However, when the ray demon was stripped of the red tights, revealing a male body covered with body hair, Dick quickly let go and ran to cover Xiaojiu's eyes.

At first he thought it was a humanoid fish.

If it's a person... probably if it's a person, it would be too inappropriate for Xiaojiu to see it.

After a lot of fighting (the ray demon struggled a lot), they finally changed the ray demon into a big dress with lace bows, and bought him a dame hat with a big bow and flower decoration.

The completely changed ray demon stood in front of the waiting mirror for a long time, then suddenly bowed to them.

The tone is also extremely sincere: "I will not be a bad person anymore. From today onwards, I am no longer a ray devil, but a ray good girl."

Until the ray demon... no, now it's the ray good girl who walks out of the clothing store, Bruce can't recover.

"Thank you for saving Bikini Bottom." SpongeBob gently put the magic conch into Bruce's hand: "I want to give you the magic conch, you are a hero!"

Bruce looked at the plastic conch in his hand, lost in thought.