When Xiaojiu and Dick lifted the effect of the lollipop, they seriously formulated a plan against Bruce.
This plan is oversimplified, almost like putting an elephant in a refrigerator takes a few steps.
How many steps does it take to make Bruce grow cat ears?
The first step is to cut the hot black tea that Alfred made for Bruce on the grounds of helping.
The second step is to smash the cat lollipop into hot black tea and stir to melt.
The third step is to give Bruce the hot black tea to drink.
Step four, watch Bruce grow cat ears and get ready to run away.
The first step was easy, Alfred gave them the tray without any doubt——
But Dick suspected that Alfred might know and approve of their plan in his heart.
There was no trouble with the second step, they melted the sugar cubes into the black tea without any problems, maybe the black tea tasted a bit too sweet, but Bruce usually didn't mind this.
The most critical third step is easier than they imagined.
Bruce, who was concentrating on working in front of the computer in the Batcave, didn't even look at them, and directly picked up the cup and drank the black tea.
"It's a bit sweet, you added honey?" After taking a big sip, he turned his head and glanced at them because of the difference in taste.
The sweetness of Alfred's black tea is always controlled very accurately, and no honey is added. He believes that adding honey to hot black tea will destroy the nutrients in the honey.
"Yes, we just saw hot black tea with honey on TV, so we added some for you." Dick said nonsense with a calm expression.
Bruce nodded knowingly, but suddenly frowned, feeling something was wrong.
The strange feeling coming from the top of his head made his muscles tense up.
It was a warm, numb and itchy feeling that he had never experienced before, as if something was about to grow out.
He looked sharply at Dick.
His first reaction was that Mudface might have turned into Dick and sneaked into the Batcave, but Xiaojiu was here in good order, and they were undoubtedly the same person.
And Dick's reaction at the moment couldn't be more Dick.
He changed the computer startup pattern of the Batcave to a q version of Robin bouncing and was found to have this expression before.
Facing the scene in front of him, Dick covered his mouth in a rescue manner, but even so, he couldn't hide the overly bright smile on his face.
Dick felt like he was choking with laughter.
He made a soundless gasp.
OMG, Bruce, cat ears, and airplane ears!
"..." Bruce glanced at Xiaojiu again.
Xiaojiu's face is relatively small, and the whole face can be covered by hands, but the crescent-shaped eyes also expose the whole.
The source of what may have grown on his head in the black tea is undoubtedly her.
Only magic can do this kind of thing.
Bruce didn't know for a moment whether he should think Dick was messing with her, or if he should think they both should be scolded.
So... what's growing on his head?Donkey ears?
"...Master?" Alfred stopped at the stairs.
The ostensible reason for his coming down was that Koto and Dick were late, so he brought down their cookies.
As for the actual reasons...
Alfred pretended nothing happened, took his gaze away from Bruce's head, and walked to them calmly.
The presence of Alfred made Bruce relax a little.
"Alfred, what did they do?" He looked at his reliable old butler, and pointed to his head seriously.
Alfred had been trained to never laugh, no matter how funny it was.
If a smile is not a smile.
Alfred took a deep breath before calming his expression.
"It's nothing, sir," replied the trusty old butler, "it's just that you have a pair of cat ears on your head."
And the cat ears drooped down like airplane wings.
Bruce looked at Dick sternly—if he had two pairs of eyes, Xiaojiu wouldn't be able to escape.
Batman's disapproving gaze was as cold as the winter wind.
The main criminal, Dick, immediately raised his hands in surrender.
The accomplice Xiaojiu also obediently raised her hands.
"Sorry Bruce! This is time-limited, don't worry!"
"Yes! Sorry, please forgive us, Uncle Bruce!"
Their apology was also extremely timely.
If the smiles on their faces weren't so big (Dick: But I can't help it!), maybe the apology would have some credibility.
Now the two of them look like 'I know I was wrong, but I'll do it next time'.
Bruce's cat ears are pressed even lower.
Pfft.
The sound was not Dick's laughter.
It was the sound of a fluffy tail pushing away the pressure of Bruce's pants, exposing it to the air.
Everyone present saw the fluff on the black tail explode.
Dick immediately grabbed Xiaojiu's hand and ran away.
"They forgot to take the cookies." Alfred smiled and looked at Bruce: "Would you like an extra plate?"
The cat ears on Bruce's head moved and lifted slowly.
"can."
He sighed, took the plate of cookies that belonged to Dick, and took away the plate that belonged to Xiaojiu: "I think, I can have two."
Alfred noticed the tip of Bruce's tail wagging.
He raised his arms politely to hide the smile on his face.
Dick and Koto, who had already run back to Dick's room at the other end, were clapping hands.
The miniature video camera is an excellent invention.
Satisfied, Dick saved a copy of the photos he just took in both the computer and the hard disk.
Tomorrow, he will ask Alfred for a copy of them he photographed.
Dick remembered that when he and Koto were playing on the sofa rug, Alfred passed by twice, and the second time he turned back and took pictures of them with his camera.
When Bruce sees a picture of himself like this, he must think it's a dark history that he must try to delete, but Dick doesn't.
Dick, who is very open in every sense (though some of it hasn't happened yet), doesn't think cat ears on his head are black history at all.
He thought it was quite amusing.
And the appearance of Xiaojiu with long dog ears is really cute.
When Alfred developed the photo, there would be another photo of the two of them together, but it was a pity that Bruce couldn't join the group photo.
...Well, maybe it's okay?
There are too few pictures of Alfred and them. Wouldn’t it be great if they could eat that lollipop together (there are still many lollipops anyway) and take a photo together?
"Ah, that's right!" Xiaojiu's voice interrupted Dick's wild fantasy.
She showed a thick card to Dick as if showing some treasure: "This! I forgot to show you this!"
It was a thick card with a texture like an oil painting, on which the ocean, the beach, and a cartoon-shaped city were drawn with delicate strokes. The edges were inlaid with gold, and the characters in the center were also in gold.
"A voucher for a family package for a two-day trip to Beechburg?" Dick read the words on it.
"It's said to be a very interesting tourist city!" Xiao Jiu stared.
"I haven't heard of it. In which state? Or abroad?"
Dick was sure he had never seen or heard the place name anywhere.
"It's in another world,"
Xiaojiu realized that Dick was not a real magical girl after all, and would not know something that only appeared on the magic forum: "To be precise, it is a different dimension."
"It is a small different-dimensional space very close to our world. Because it is very close and safe, there is a dimensional link channel,"
Xiaojiu tried hard to recall the information he had read on the forum: "That world has cooperation with the parliament, right? And it's also very unique, so it's a recommended tourist city."
"It is said that there are delicious burgers, and special projects such as submarine skiing!"
Koto grabbed Dick's hand: "Does Dick want to go?!"
Seeing Xiaojiu with the face of "I really want to go, I really want to go", Dick only felt that there was a wagging dog tail behind her.
"Think!" Dick laughed, nodding his head without hesitation.
Who can refuse her like this?And Bikini Bot sounds like fun too.
He hasn't been to another dimension yet.
Traveling to another world sounds so cool.
The redemption process, package content and the upper limit of the number of people are also written in detail on the back of this redemption voucher.
They only need to inject magic power into the exchange coupon one day in advance, fill in the number of invitees, and they can get a one-time space-time conch that will be opened on time at nine o'clock the next day.
That conch would send them to Beechburg, where there would be someone to meet them to the hotel.
The hotel will equip them with luxurious family suites, provide free pick-up service, and take them to various places in Beechburg to participate in various activities and experiences.
Those activities and experiences are also included in the package.
The maximum number of people is five people, and they have one more place.
The most important thing is that the flow of time in the two worlds is different. They went there to play for two days, and it took less than a day in this world.
Not long after they defeated the life in the dark dimension, it will be a long time before the door is opened again.
The Mad Hatter who escaped from Arkham prison two days ago was just captured by them, and there is a high probability that no one will escape from prison again.
Even Batman can't live without Gotham for a day.
Why not take this opportunity to take a vacation and relax?
But Dick and Koto didn't discuss this matter with Bruce right away.
They'll have to wait two hours... maybe three hours is safest.
It would be better to discuss with him after Bruce gets rid of the cat state and is in a better mood.
Although because of this incident, it is probably inevitable to be disciplined or stared at for a long time.
anyway--
If Bruce had dog-like candy at that time, wouldn't they be able to talk about it while he was in a doggy state?
In the face of Dick's serious conjecture.
Xiaojiu also reasoned in a thoughtful way.
Then she shook her head.
"What if he bites?"
After Xiaojiu finished speaking, she tilted her head, and suddenly leaned over, grabbed Dick's arm and bit it lightly.
"like this."
The girl's teeth were white and neat, and because she bit her lightly, only a small row of shallow teeth marks were left.
No pain at all, even a little itchy.
Dick was stunned for a few seconds, then burst out laughing, turned and pressed Xiaojiu's head, and bit her neck again - just like what they did when they were playing on the sofa before.
"He probably would bite like this." He said with a smirk, "He's a big dog."
"But you're a kitten—" Xiaojiu poked Dick's cheek.
"What if it's a wolf?" Dick was obediently poked in the face by her: "Anyway, it's, uh, a leopard?"
"Then I'm a big dog too!" She whined.
Dick held out his arm for her to bite.
"Well, you have the final say." Then, he rubbed the head of the 'big dog' that was less than 1.6 meters tall.
As if she still had dog ears.
This plan is oversimplified, almost like putting an elephant in a refrigerator takes a few steps.
How many steps does it take to make Bruce grow cat ears?
The first step is to cut the hot black tea that Alfred made for Bruce on the grounds of helping.
The second step is to smash the cat lollipop into hot black tea and stir to melt.
The third step is to give Bruce the hot black tea to drink.
Step four, watch Bruce grow cat ears and get ready to run away.
The first step was easy, Alfred gave them the tray without any doubt——
But Dick suspected that Alfred might know and approve of their plan in his heart.
There was no trouble with the second step, they melted the sugar cubes into the black tea without any problems, maybe the black tea tasted a bit too sweet, but Bruce usually didn't mind this.
The most critical third step is easier than they imagined.
Bruce, who was concentrating on working in front of the computer in the Batcave, didn't even look at them, and directly picked up the cup and drank the black tea.
"It's a bit sweet, you added honey?" After taking a big sip, he turned his head and glanced at them because of the difference in taste.
The sweetness of Alfred's black tea is always controlled very accurately, and no honey is added. He believes that adding honey to hot black tea will destroy the nutrients in the honey.
"Yes, we just saw hot black tea with honey on TV, so we added some for you." Dick said nonsense with a calm expression.
Bruce nodded knowingly, but suddenly frowned, feeling something was wrong.
The strange feeling coming from the top of his head made his muscles tense up.
It was a warm, numb and itchy feeling that he had never experienced before, as if something was about to grow out.
He looked sharply at Dick.
His first reaction was that Mudface might have turned into Dick and sneaked into the Batcave, but Xiaojiu was here in good order, and they were undoubtedly the same person.
And Dick's reaction at the moment couldn't be more Dick.
He changed the computer startup pattern of the Batcave to a q version of Robin bouncing and was found to have this expression before.
Facing the scene in front of him, Dick covered his mouth in a rescue manner, but even so, he couldn't hide the overly bright smile on his face.
Dick felt like he was choking with laughter.
He made a soundless gasp.
OMG, Bruce, cat ears, and airplane ears!
"..." Bruce glanced at Xiaojiu again.
Xiaojiu's face is relatively small, and the whole face can be covered by hands, but the crescent-shaped eyes also expose the whole.
The source of what may have grown on his head in the black tea is undoubtedly her.
Only magic can do this kind of thing.
Bruce didn't know for a moment whether he should think Dick was messing with her, or if he should think they both should be scolded.
So... what's growing on his head?Donkey ears?
"...Master?" Alfred stopped at the stairs.
The ostensible reason for his coming down was that Koto and Dick were late, so he brought down their cookies.
As for the actual reasons...
Alfred pretended nothing happened, took his gaze away from Bruce's head, and walked to them calmly.
The presence of Alfred made Bruce relax a little.
"Alfred, what did they do?" He looked at his reliable old butler, and pointed to his head seriously.
Alfred had been trained to never laugh, no matter how funny it was.
If a smile is not a smile.
Alfred took a deep breath before calming his expression.
"It's nothing, sir," replied the trusty old butler, "it's just that you have a pair of cat ears on your head."
And the cat ears drooped down like airplane wings.
Bruce looked at Dick sternly—if he had two pairs of eyes, Xiaojiu wouldn't be able to escape.
Batman's disapproving gaze was as cold as the winter wind.
The main criminal, Dick, immediately raised his hands in surrender.
The accomplice Xiaojiu also obediently raised her hands.
"Sorry Bruce! This is time-limited, don't worry!"
"Yes! Sorry, please forgive us, Uncle Bruce!"
Their apology was also extremely timely.
If the smiles on their faces weren't so big (Dick: But I can't help it!), maybe the apology would have some credibility.
Now the two of them look like 'I know I was wrong, but I'll do it next time'.
Bruce's cat ears are pressed even lower.
Pfft.
The sound was not Dick's laughter.
It was the sound of a fluffy tail pushing away the pressure of Bruce's pants, exposing it to the air.
Everyone present saw the fluff on the black tail explode.
Dick immediately grabbed Xiaojiu's hand and ran away.
"They forgot to take the cookies." Alfred smiled and looked at Bruce: "Would you like an extra plate?"
The cat ears on Bruce's head moved and lifted slowly.
"can."
He sighed, took the plate of cookies that belonged to Dick, and took away the plate that belonged to Xiaojiu: "I think, I can have two."
Alfred noticed the tip of Bruce's tail wagging.
He raised his arms politely to hide the smile on his face.
Dick and Koto, who had already run back to Dick's room at the other end, were clapping hands.
The miniature video camera is an excellent invention.
Satisfied, Dick saved a copy of the photos he just took in both the computer and the hard disk.
Tomorrow, he will ask Alfred for a copy of them he photographed.
Dick remembered that when he and Koto were playing on the sofa rug, Alfred passed by twice, and the second time he turned back and took pictures of them with his camera.
When Bruce sees a picture of himself like this, he must think it's a dark history that he must try to delete, but Dick doesn't.
Dick, who is very open in every sense (though some of it hasn't happened yet), doesn't think cat ears on his head are black history at all.
He thought it was quite amusing.
And the appearance of Xiaojiu with long dog ears is really cute.
When Alfred developed the photo, there would be another photo of the two of them together, but it was a pity that Bruce couldn't join the group photo.
...Well, maybe it's okay?
There are too few pictures of Alfred and them. Wouldn’t it be great if they could eat that lollipop together (there are still many lollipops anyway) and take a photo together?
"Ah, that's right!" Xiaojiu's voice interrupted Dick's wild fantasy.
She showed a thick card to Dick as if showing some treasure: "This! I forgot to show you this!"
It was a thick card with a texture like an oil painting, on which the ocean, the beach, and a cartoon-shaped city were drawn with delicate strokes. The edges were inlaid with gold, and the characters in the center were also in gold.
"A voucher for a family package for a two-day trip to Beechburg?" Dick read the words on it.
"It's said to be a very interesting tourist city!" Xiao Jiu stared.
"I haven't heard of it. In which state? Or abroad?"
Dick was sure he had never seen or heard the place name anywhere.
"It's in another world,"
Xiaojiu realized that Dick was not a real magical girl after all, and would not know something that only appeared on the magic forum: "To be precise, it is a different dimension."
"It is a small different-dimensional space very close to our world. Because it is very close and safe, there is a dimensional link channel,"
Xiaojiu tried hard to recall the information he had read on the forum: "That world has cooperation with the parliament, right? And it's also very unique, so it's a recommended tourist city."
"It is said that there are delicious burgers, and special projects such as submarine skiing!"
Koto grabbed Dick's hand: "Does Dick want to go?!"
Seeing Xiaojiu with the face of "I really want to go, I really want to go", Dick only felt that there was a wagging dog tail behind her.
"Think!" Dick laughed, nodding his head without hesitation.
Who can refuse her like this?And Bikini Bot sounds like fun too.
He hasn't been to another dimension yet.
Traveling to another world sounds so cool.
The redemption process, package content and the upper limit of the number of people are also written in detail on the back of this redemption voucher.
They only need to inject magic power into the exchange coupon one day in advance, fill in the number of invitees, and they can get a one-time space-time conch that will be opened on time at nine o'clock the next day.
That conch would send them to Beechburg, where there would be someone to meet them to the hotel.
The hotel will equip them with luxurious family suites, provide free pick-up service, and take them to various places in Beechburg to participate in various activities and experiences.
Those activities and experiences are also included in the package.
The maximum number of people is five people, and they have one more place.
The most important thing is that the flow of time in the two worlds is different. They went there to play for two days, and it took less than a day in this world.
Not long after they defeated the life in the dark dimension, it will be a long time before the door is opened again.
The Mad Hatter who escaped from Arkham prison two days ago was just captured by them, and there is a high probability that no one will escape from prison again.
Even Batman can't live without Gotham for a day.
Why not take this opportunity to take a vacation and relax?
But Dick and Koto didn't discuss this matter with Bruce right away.
They'll have to wait two hours... maybe three hours is safest.
It would be better to discuss with him after Bruce gets rid of the cat state and is in a better mood.
Although because of this incident, it is probably inevitable to be disciplined or stared at for a long time.
anyway--
If Bruce had dog-like candy at that time, wouldn't they be able to talk about it while he was in a doggy state?
In the face of Dick's serious conjecture.
Xiaojiu also reasoned in a thoughtful way.
Then she shook her head.
"What if he bites?"
After Xiaojiu finished speaking, she tilted her head, and suddenly leaned over, grabbed Dick's arm and bit it lightly.
"like this."
The girl's teeth were white and neat, and because she bit her lightly, only a small row of shallow teeth marks were left.
No pain at all, even a little itchy.
Dick was stunned for a few seconds, then burst out laughing, turned and pressed Xiaojiu's head, and bit her neck again - just like what they did when they were playing on the sofa before.
"He probably would bite like this." He said with a smirk, "He's a big dog."
"But you're a kitten—" Xiaojiu poked Dick's cheek.
"What if it's a wolf?" Dick was obediently poked in the face by her: "Anyway, it's, uh, a leopard?"
"Then I'm a big dog too!" She whined.
Dick held out his arm for her to bite.
"Well, you have the final say." Then, he rubbed the head of the 'big dog' that was less than 1.6 meters tall.
As if she still had dog ears.
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