We don't eat this cp
Chapter 23
A few days after the incident at the airport, Duan Yu secretly went to Yu Jingyun's apartment with vegetables.
Not long after the two confirmed their relationship, Duan Yu couldn't help but couldn't wait to see him, and rushed here by plane after finishing the matter at hand in a hurry.
After knocking on the door twice and ringing the bell again, someone finally opened the door, but the person who opened the door surprised everyone.
It was a heroic man with a temperament that cannot be ignored. After seeing Duan Yu, his eyes narrowed slightly.
The two looked at each other silently, and the dark waves were turbulent, as if they were about to fight in the next second.
Duan Yu took off his mask to reveal his own face, with a polite and distant smile: "I'm looking for Jing Yun."
The strange man moved away to let Duan Yu enter the room, leaned on the sofa, and looked up and down Duan Yu: "He is taking a bath."
Duan Yu: "..."
It has to be said that the words "he is taking a shower" are a critical blow to anyone with evil intentions.
Duan Yu didn't show it on the face, and still maintained the perfect demeanor of Duan Yingdi, putting the dishes in the refrigerator: "It's okay, do you want to eat here today? I will cook."
"Where should I eat if I don't eat here?" The man tapped his fingers on the sofa, "Are you Duan Yu?"
"Yes." Duan Yu closed the refrigerator door and turned around after finishing the dishes, "What's the name of this gentleman?"
The man's voice was a little cold: "Yu Xingchuan."
Duan Yu nodded, still indifferent: "I have admired your name for a long time."
"Same. So what's your relationship with him?" Yu Xingchuan asked, "It's really like the... lovers uploaded on the Internet?"
"Yes."
Duan Yu didn't say a word, and Yu Xingchuan's face darkened: "Which step have we reached?"
Duan Yu smiled lowly, and said rather ambiguously: "It's so embarrassing to say that."
With a "bang", the water glass in Yu Xingchuan's hand was crushed into pieces, he gritted his teeth and sneered, "Yu Erbao, hurry up and get out after washing!"
The voice was not loud, but it clearly spread to every corner of the apartment, and there was still a demon pressure inside.Duan Yu frowned secretly, and was wary of Yu Xingchuan.
After hearing this, Yu Jingyun ran out without drying his hair: "What are you doing?"
Yu Xingchuan said with a straight face, "Come here."
At this moment, Shi Yu called him from the side again: "Jing Yun."
No matter where you go, Yu Jingyun chooses to stay put: "I said, what are you doing? Duan Yu, you didn't tell me when you came."
"Look at what he's doing, turn your head to look at me!" Yu Xingchuan smiled bluntly, "It's quite capable, it's only been a few years since your parents gave birth to you, and you've already learned how to find a partner."
"It's okay, isn't it already over eighteen years old, and an adult." Yu Jingyun said as he moved two steps towards Duan Yu, blocking Duan Yu from behind.
After listening for a while, Duan Yu also sensed something was wrong, and whispered in his ear: "Your brother?"
Yu Jingyun nodded.
Yu Jingyun felt angina when he saw the younger brother walking in front of Duan Yu and guarding others.
Yu Xingchuan: "Then you found me a man? What if he dies in a few years!"
"Don't worry about that, Duan Yu is a wolf, he's so majestic." Yu Jingyun pointed his neck at his brother cowardly, "And what's wrong with Duan Yu, I think everything is good..."
Yu Xingchuan: "..." Damn it hurts even more.
Yu Xingchuan: "Wolf? Isn't that a relative of a dog?"
Duan Yu: "..." He no longer wants to say anything on this issue.
Yu Jingyun smiled sweetly: "I'm not afraid of him."
"It's up to you, I don't care, don't cry to me when the time comes." Seeing him like this, Yu Xingchuan really couldn't stop scolding him, snorted coldly, walked to a piano in the corner and started playing.
Duan Yu and Yu Jingyun listened carefully, and it was the tune of "Women's College Don't Stay".
Duan Yu touched his nose: "Mr. Yu, what do you want to eat?"
The piano sound stopped suddenly: "Sweet and sour pork ribs, put more sugar!"
Duan Yu went to the kitchen to cook, and Yu Jingyun followed in: "How is the studio busy?"
"Arranged for She Changqing's future itinerary, and found a few newcomers and managers. This time, I will rely on you until the premiere of "Ren Pingsheng"."
Duan Yu pulled out his hand and pinched his nose, then leaned over and kissed him: "Go and accompany Mr. Yu."
"it is good."
Yu Jingyun practiced hard for several months before, and the clothes he was wearing were finally able to change accordingly.Hearing this, he turned around and turned into a prototype and jumped onto the piano, wagging his tail at Yu Xingchuan.
"It's useless to act like a baby." Yu Xingchuan changed the bullets of the first song while talking, this time it was "Water Splashed Out by a Married Daughter".
"Meow meow..." I really want to spend my whole life with him, so I agree!
"How old are you, and you want to spend your whole life with people? You know monsters... especially those like us, who are born to be blessed by heaven, talking about a lifetime is just wishful thinking."
"Meow meow meow meow!" You are already eight hundred years old, and I have never seen you find me a sister-in-law!
Yu Xingchuan lowered his face, looked down at him and sneered: "Yu Erbao, do you feel itchy? Who do you think is too old?"
As soon as the words were finished, a big cat fell from the sky and slapped Yu Jingyun off the piano.
Yu Jingyun landed lightly, and then the two cats, one big and one small, began to roll together, but Yu Jingyun was more unilaterally abused.
"Meow meow meow!" Yu Dabao, are you still your brother? !
It wasn't until Duan Yu brought over the prepared dishes that the two of them stopped.
Yu Xingchuan ate the dishes made by Duan Yu himself, and after half a bowl was over, he started the account checking mode.
"Where is the demon? How long have you been doing? Do you have any relationship history before? Is there anything about the rumored girlfriend in the entertainment industry?"
Duan Yu answered truthfully: "I have been living in the barren hills of W City before, and I have traveled 650 years. I just went down the mountain a few years ago and integrated into the human world. I didn't have time to have a relationship history. The rumored girlfriends in the entertainment industry are all fake."
Yu Xingchuan was quite satisfied with this answer: "Have you heard of Yu Erbao? 650 a year is not much different from me. If I were an old man, he would be an old cow eating tender grass."
Yu Jingyun looked at the sky: "It's still 140 years away."
Yu Xingchuan was angry.
My younger brother doesn't want to stay.
When Yu Xingchuan left, Yu Jingyun greeted: "Brother, come again next time!"
Yu Xingchuan was very tired, so he nodded in agreement.You said he still has so many songs to write, why can't he think about coming to see his stupid brother?
In fact, when Yu Jingyun entered the entertainment circle before, Yu Xingchuan said that he didn't care what Yu Jingyun wanted to do, but he secretly followed all of Yu Jingyun's works.
Typical duplicity, knife mouth bean curd heart.
He despises this younger brother on the lips, but actually likes him terribly in his heart.
"Brother, don't you object?"
"Is it useful to object?" Yu Xingchuan glared at him, "Everyone has been put to sleep by him."
Yu Jingyun: "???"
When Yu Jingyun was about to explain, the other party had already left.Then he turned his head and asked Duan Yu: "Did my brother misunderstand something?"
Duan Yu remembered what he said before, "I'm so embarrassed to say this", and pretended that nothing happened: "Yeah, I misunderstood, but..."
Duan Yu closed the door, and slammed Yu Jingyun against the wall: "It's only a matter of time, and soon this sentence will be fine."
Yu Jingyun swallowed.
Everyone is an adult, and Duan Yu will stay here for a few more days. Everyone knows what will happen during the period. He even bought all the safety protection measures in secret, but at this moment he is still... nervous.
Duan Yu smiled, kissed his lips, turned around and let go, ready to wash the dishes.
Is this over?
Yu Jingyun grabbed his hand in desperation: "Wait...don't you continue?"
"We'll come back when you want."
Yu Jingyun: "..." I didn't expect him to be such a gentleman.
Yu Jingyun was desperate, and rushed forward to take off Duan Yu's coat, but he was inexperienced, so he could only nibble on Duan Yu's neck, sucking out little red marks.
After Duan Yu was in a daze for a short time, he quickly turned his back on the guest.His cat is so enthusiastic, how could he let him go.
"Have you figured it out?" Panting heavily, Duan Yu had already put his hand into Yu Jingyun's clothes. At this moment, he finally revealed his wolf nature, "It's still too late to call a stop, otherwise I won't let you go."
At this time, Yu Jingyun was kissed so hopelessly that he was delirious. He didn't know what time it was, so he nodded indiscriminately when he heard the words.
...(pulls the light)
The morning sun shone through the gaps in the curtains, and two people were lying on the messy sheets, with red marks all over their bodies.
Duan Yu put on his clothes, and was dragged by Yu Jingyun in a daze when he got up.
Duan Yu turned around and kissed Yu Jingyun: "I'll cook porridge for you."
Only then did Yu Jingyun let go, and buried his face in the quilt.
Yu Jingyun slept until noon, when Duan Yu woke up refreshed, he watched Yu Jingyun drink porridge.
After drinking, Yu Jingyun solemnly said: "Let's buy a treadmill, I want to exercise."
It's kind of embarrassing to half pass out.
"Okay." Duan Yu suppressed a smile, wishing for nothing.
"Your thing is too big, can you shrink it?"
Duan Yu: "..." The smile gradually froze on his face.
"You don't like big ones?" Duan Yu groped his chin, "My normal size can't be shrunk. If you want a bigger one, I might find a way to satisfy you."
Yu Jingyun shuddered: "Forget it, I'm going to die... What foul language are you talking about so early in the morning!"
Duan Yu didn't answer, nor did he say who started the swearing first.
"Your real name is Erbao?"
"Well... don't laugh."
"It's cute...really."
Yu Jingyun said: "My parents call me like that. They call me Big Brother Dabao and Second Treasure. The external names are all chosen by ourselves... I don't believe you were called Duan Yu from the beginning."
"It's not true. Before I integrated into human society, I did have a name."
"What is it?"
Duan Yu smiled and shook his head: "You can't say it."
This made Yu Jingyun even more curious, and he couldn't pry Sapo out of Duan Yu's mouth, so he had to use his big move-acting like a baby.
I have to say that Actor Duan really likes this. Yu Jingyun tilted his head, staring at him with those big eyes without blinking. His eyes were still wet, and he immediately disarmed and surrendered.
After Yu Jingyun said his former name into Yu Jingyun's ear, he successfully made the other party laugh for a day.
After Yu Jingyun burst into laughter when he thought of it that night, Actor Duan couldn't bear it anymore and executed him on the spot.
Youkai are pretty good at this point - they have strong physical recovery ability.
Not long after the two confirmed their relationship, Duan Yu couldn't help but couldn't wait to see him, and rushed here by plane after finishing the matter at hand in a hurry.
After knocking on the door twice and ringing the bell again, someone finally opened the door, but the person who opened the door surprised everyone.
It was a heroic man with a temperament that cannot be ignored. After seeing Duan Yu, his eyes narrowed slightly.
The two looked at each other silently, and the dark waves were turbulent, as if they were about to fight in the next second.
Duan Yu took off his mask to reveal his own face, with a polite and distant smile: "I'm looking for Jing Yun."
The strange man moved away to let Duan Yu enter the room, leaned on the sofa, and looked up and down Duan Yu: "He is taking a bath."
Duan Yu: "..."
It has to be said that the words "he is taking a shower" are a critical blow to anyone with evil intentions.
Duan Yu didn't show it on the face, and still maintained the perfect demeanor of Duan Yingdi, putting the dishes in the refrigerator: "It's okay, do you want to eat here today? I will cook."
"Where should I eat if I don't eat here?" The man tapped his fingers on the sofa, "Are you Duan Yu?"
"Yes." Duan Yu closed the refrigerator door and turned around after finishing the dishes, "What's the name of this gentleman?"
The man's voice was a little cold: "Yu Xingchuan."
Duan Yu nodded, still indifferent: "I have admired your name for a long time."
"Same. So what's your relationship with him?" Yu Xingchuan asked, "It's really like the... lovers uploaded on the Internet?"
"Yes."
Duan Yu didn't say a word, and Yu Xingchuan's face darkened: "Which step have we reached?"
Duan Yu smiled lowly, and said rather ambiguously: "It's so embarrassing to say that."
With a "bang", the water glass in Yu Xingchuan's hand was crushed into pieces, he gritted his teeth and sneered, "Yu Erbao, hurry up and get out after washing!"
The voice was not loud, but it clearly spread to every corner of the apartment, and there was still a demon pressure inside.Duan Yu frowned secretly, and was wary of Yu Xingchuan.
After hearing this, Yu Jingyun ran out without drying his hair: "What are you doing?"
Yu Xingchuan said with a straight face, "Come here."
At this moment, Shi Yu called him from the side again: "Jing Yun."
No matter where you go, Yu Jingyun chooses to stay put: "I said, what are you doing? Duan Yu, you didn't tell me when you came."
"Look at what he's doing, turn your head to look at me!" Yu Xingchuan smiled bluntly, "It's quite capable, it's only been a few years since your parents gave birth to you, and you've already learned how to find a partner."
"It's okay, isn't it already over eighteen years old, and an adult." Yu Jingyun said as he moved two steps towards Duan Yu, blocking Duan Yu from behind.
After listening for a while, Duan Yu also sensed something was wrong, and whispered in his ear: "Your brother?"
Yu Jingyun nodded.
Yu Jingyun felt angina when he saw the younger brother walking in front of Duan Yu and guarding others.
Yu Xingchuan: "Then you found me a man? What if he dies in a few years!"
"Don't worry about that, Duan Yu is a wolf, he's so majestic." Yu Jingyun pointed his neck at his brother cowardly, "And what's wrong with Duan Yu, I think everything is good..."
Yu Xingchuan: "..." Damn it hurts even more.
Yu Xingchuan: "Wolf? Isn't that a relative of a dog?"
Duan Yu: "..." He no longer wants to say anything on this issue.
Yu Jingyun smiled sweetly: "I'm not afraid of him."
"It's up to you, I don't care, don't cry to me when the time comes." Seeing him like this, Yu Xingchuan really couldn't stop scolding him, snorted coldly, walked to a piano in the corner and started playing.
Duan Yu and Yu Jingyun listened carefully, and it was the tune of "Women's College Don't Stay".
Duan Yu touched his nose: "Mr. Yu, what do you want to eat?"
The piano sound stopped suddenly: "Sweet and sour pork ribs, put more sugar!"
Duan Yu went to the kitchen to cook, and Yu Jingyun followed in: "How is the studio busy?"
"Arranged for She Changqing's future itinerary, and found a few newcomers and managers. This time, I will rely on you until the premiere of "Ren Pingsheng"."
Duan Yu pulled out his hand and pinched his nose, then leaned over and kissed him: "Go and accompany Mr. Yu."
"it is good."
Yu Jingyun practiced hard for several months before, and the clothes he was wearing were finally able to change accordingly.Hearing this, he turned around and turned into a prototype and jumped onto the piano, wagging his tail at Yu Xingchuan.
"It's useless to act like a baby." Yu Xingchuan changed the bullets of the first song while talking, this time it was "Water Splashed Out by a Married Daughter".
"Meow meow..." I really want to spend my whole life with him, so I agree!
"How old are you, and you want to spend your whole life with people? You know monsters... especially those like us, who are born to be blessed by heaven, talking about a lifetime is just wishful thinking."
"Meow meow meow meow!" You are already eight hundred years old, and I have never seen you find me a sister-in-law!
Yu Xingchuan lowered his face, looked down at him and sneered: "Yu Erbao, do you feel itchy? Who do you think is too old?"
As soon as the words were finished, a big cat fell from the sky and slapped Yu Jingyun off the piano.
Yu Jingyun landed lightly, and then the two cats, one big and one small, began to roll together, but Yu Jingyun was more unilaterally abused.
"Meow meow meow!" Yu Dabao, are you still your brother? !
It wasn't until Duan Yu brought over the prepared dishes that the two of them stopped.
Yu Xingchuan ate the dishes made by Duan Yu himself, and after half a bowl was over, he started the account checking mode.
"Where is the demon? How long have you been doing? Do you have any relationship history before? Is there anything about the rumored girlfriend in the entertainment industry?"
Duan Yu answered truthfully: "I have been living in the barren hills of W City before, and I have traveled 650 years. I just went down the mountain a few years ago and integrated into the human world. I didn't have time to have a relationship history. The rumored girlfriends in the entertainment industry are all fake."
Yu Xingchuan was quite satisfied with this answer: "Have you heard of Yu Erbao? 650 a year is not much different from me. If I were an old man, he would be an old cow eating tender grass."
Yu Jingyun looked at the sky: "It's still 140 years away."
Yu Xingchuan was angry.
My younger brother doesn't want to stay.
When Yu Xingchuan left, Yu Jingyun greeted: "Brother, come again next time!"
Yu Xingchuan was very tired, so he nodded in agreement.You said he still has so many songs to write, why can't he think about coming to see his stupid brother?
In fact, when Yu Jingyun entered the entertainment circle before, Yu Xingchuan said that he didn't care what Yu Jingyun wanted to do, but he secretly followed all of Yu Jingyun's works.
Typical duplicity, knife mouth bean curd heart.
He despises this younger brother on the lips, but actually likes him terribly in his heart.
"Brother, don't you object?"
"Is it useful to object?" Yu Xingchuan glared at him, "Everyone has been put to sleep by him."
Yu Jingyun: "???"
When Yu Jingyun was about to explain, the other party had already left.Then he turned his head and asked Duan Yu: "Did my brother misunderstand something?"
Duan Yu remembered what he said before, "I'm so embarrassed to say this", and pretended that nothing happened: "Yeah, I misunderstood, but..."
Duan Yu closed the door, and slammed Yu Jingyun against the wall: "It's only a matter of time, and soon this sentence will be fine."
Yu Jingyun swallowed.
Everyone is an adult, and Duan Yu will stay here for a few more days. Everyone knows what will happen during the period. He even bought all the safety protection measures in secret, but at this moment he is still... nervous.
Duan Yu smiled, kissed his lips, turned around and let go, ready to wash the dishes.
Is this over?
Yu Jingyun grabbed his hand in desperation: "Wait...don't you continue?"
"We'll come back when you want."
Yu Jingyun: "..." I didn't expect him to be such a gentleman.
Yu Jingyun was desperate, and rushed forward to take off Duan Yu's coat, but he was inexperienced, so he could only nibble on Duan Yu's neck, sucking out little red marks.
After Duan Yu was in a daze for a short time, he quickly turned his back on the guest.His cat is so enthusiastic, how could he let him go.
"Have you figured it out?" Panting heavily, Duan Yu had already put his hand into Yu Jingyun's clothes. At this moment, he finally revealed his wolf nature, "It's still too late to call a stop, otherwise I won't let you go."
At this time, Yu Jingyun was kissed so hopelessly that he was delirious. He didn't know what time it was, so he nodded indiscriminately when he heard the words.
...(pulls the light)
The morning sun shone through the gaps in the curtains, and two people were lying on the messy sheets, with red marks all over their bodies.
Duan Yu put on his clothes, and was dragged by Yu Jingyun in a daze when he got up.
Duan Yu turned around and kissed Yu Jingyun: "I'll cook porridge for you."
Only then did Yu Jingyun let go, and buried his face in the quilt.
Yu Jingyun slept until noon, when Duan Yu woke up refreshed, he watched Yu Jingyun drink porridge.
After drinking, Yu Jingyun solemnly said: "Let's buy a treadmill, I want to exercise."
It's kind of embarrassing to half pass out.
"Okay." Duan Yu suppressed a smile, wishing for nothing.
"Your thing is too big, can you shrink it?"
Duan Yu: "..." The smile gradually froze on his face.
"You don't like big ones?" Duan Yu groped his chin, "My normal size can't be shrunk. If you want a bigger one, I might find a way to satisfy you."
Yu Jingyun shuddered: "Forget it, I'm going to die... What foul language are you talking about so early in the morning!"
Duan Yu didn't answer, nor did he say who started the swearing first.
"Your real name is Erbao?"
"Well... don't laugh."
"It's cute...really."
Yu Jingyun said: "My parents call me like that. They call me Big Brother Dabao and Second Treasure. The external names are all chosen by ourselves... I don't believe you were called Duan Yu from the beginning."
"It's not true. Before I integrated into human society, I did have a name."
"What is it?"
Duan Yu smiled and shook his head: "You can't say it."
This made Yu Jingyun even more curious, and he couldn't pry Sapo out of Duan Yu's mouth, so he had to use his big move-acting like a baby.
I have to say that Actor Duan really likes this. Yu Jingyun tilted his head, staring at him with those big eyes without blinking. His eyes were still wet, and he immediately disarmed and surrendered.
After Yu Jingyun said his former name into Yu Jingyun's ear, he successfully made the other party laugh for a day.
After Yu Jingyun burst into laughter when he thought of it that night, Actor Duan couldn't bear it anymore and executed him on the spot.
Youkai are pretty good at this point - they have strong physical recovery ability.
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