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Chapter 15 The Wilderness Detective 3

Yu Jingyun: "To three."

She Changqing: "For two!"

Duan Yu: "Wang Zha."

Yu Jingyun: "I'm sorry."

She Changqing: "Pass..."

Duan Yu: "Shunzi."

Yu Jingyun: "Pass"

She Changqing: "No."

Duan Yu: "Shunzi."

The last Shunzi left, Duan Yu picked up a pen and filled in the unfinished orthographic characters under She Changqing's name on the paper: "From the beginning to the present ten rounds, you have not won a single game."

She Changqing also fell into deep thinking: "Could it be the reason why I didn't do a fortune-telling when I went out today?"

The voice of someone shouting "Yiliwala" outside became clearer and clearer, obviously coming towards them.

Duan Yu took the playing cards away: "Here we come."

In fact, this situation is also excusable.Only those big stars come to the door and chase after them, so that they have the opportunity to broadcast.Those of them who do group performances, don't they just hope that they can appear on the TV screen.

So what if there are no big stars?Touch it yourself.

That night, the blue team fought against landlords in place and collected four clues, one of which was repeated, and one of which had nothing. The only clues that could be used were two.

Yu Jingyun kept the two useful clues, tilted his head to look at Duan Yu, and couldn't help laughing.

After feeling it, Duan Yu asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Yu Jingyun put his hands on his shoulders without any scruples, and laughed tremblingly: "It's quite interesting to be on a variety show with you, and it doesn't follow the routine at all."

Duan Yu touched his head, smiled and left.

Yu Jingyun found that this person liked to touch his head very much. Whether it was the period when he was a "dog egg" or now, he often touched him when he was filming "Ren Pingsheng".Touching and touching... I even got used to it.

The program team made such a fuss, so they didn't bother to let them sleep peacefully.

The next day, She Changqing and Duan Yu woke up first. They wanted to wake Yu Jingyun up, but Duan Yu stopped him: "Let him sleep for a while."

"Okay." She Changqing happily took the red plastic bucket and went fishing by the river after washing.

To be honest, the show "Wilderness Detective" has good ratings, but it is difficult to invite guests.Because staying in the wild for four days is more adventurous than survival, so there must be no problem with food, but the key is that you can't keep removing your makeup during these four days.

The photographer has been following so many episodes, and it is not uncommon to see those celebrities who have half of their mountaineering bags made up of cosmetics.

That's why they basically don't shoot the scenes in the temporary shelters. It's impossible to say which star will put on and remove makeup in it.

But the three they photographed in this issue really showed up without makeup after the first day!

The big cameramen couldn't help but sigh with emotion. There is not much difference between makeup and make-up. These three are all natural handsome guys.

After all, monsters generally look better, and the advantages of their three races are reflected at this time.

At the same time, they are also the most Buddhist team that the camera brother has ever seen.

In the past, which team was busy looking for clues to solve food and clothing all day long, wishing for as many as possible, and also struggled with the weather, especially when it was windy in the afternoon.

Unlike them, the problem of eating has not been solved, it seems that it is not a big deal, fighting the landlord is unambiguous.

After Duan Yu finished washing and tidying up his things, he went into the temporary shelter and asked Yu Jingyun to get up.

When Duan Yu looked at Yu Jingyun, there was a tenderness in his eyes that he didn't realize: "Get up."

Yu Jingyun frowned, turned over and continued to sleep.

Duan Yu stretched out his hand to pinch his nose, Yu Jingyun knocked his hand off, opened his eyes in a daze, and made an impatient "humming" sound from his mouth, as if he was acting like a baby.

Duan Yu scratched his chin instead of pinching his nose, comforted him a few times, then withdrew his hand and pulled him up: "She Changqing is waiting for us."

Yu Jingyun sat and wandered in the sky for a long time, and gradually came back to his senses, let out a slow "oh", and finally got up.

When the two of them reached the river, She Changqing saw them waving to them: "There are fish for lunch."

Yu Jingyun was quite happy at first, until he saw a thumb-sized fish swimming in the bucket.

"Don't look at it as small, it will be fine if you catch a few more fish." Probably because catching one fish has given She Changqing great self-confidence, so that he is now inflated, "It's no problem."

After eating a piece of biscuit left over from yesterday for breakfast, Yu Jingyun felt a little hypoglycemic and his face turned pale.Duan Yu looked over, took something out of his pocket, and signaled him to open his mouth: "Ah..."

As soon as Yu Jingyun opened his mouth, he was stuffed with a lollipop, which still tasted like lemon.

Sweet and fragrant.

"Be patient and try to have dinner earlier."

"Yeah." Yu Jingyun held a lollipop in his mouth, "I'm curious about what else you secretly stuffed in."

Duan Yu said truthfully: "There is still a small package of beef jerky, I will share it when there is nothing to eat."

"...The program team is probably going to cry, and they will definitely check the pockets of the guests in the future." Yu Jingyun lit wax for the guests in the next few episodes.

Seeing that it was almost noon, there was only this thumb-sized fish in their bucket. "

Duan Yu asked them to fish first, and he went to another place indicated by the clue.

The two useful clues I got last night, one of which pointed to a cave in the island, and the other was also near the cave, but they were too deep into the island to be of any use to them.

He said he was going to look for clues, but in fact he was only talking to the camera. Otherwise, what reason would he use to find other clues?

There must be something on the periphery of the island. Actor Duan intends to cheat, even if there is no specific clue, but the thing will always be placed in the designated place, leaving some "human flavor", and Duan Yu's prototype The nose is quite good.

So the video camera brother who followed Duan Yingdi saw Duan Yu going around, picking up three reminder materials from time to time.

He dug out what was buried in the haystacks, trees, and even the ground...

Actor Duan probably realized in his conscience that he was able to dig out the ground even if there were no clues, and realized that he had accidentally overdone it, so he deliberately added a scene: "I think there is only this one stone in this haystack, which is suspicious. Nearly Looking at it from a distance, it turns out that this place has been dug.”

Brother Camera: "..." What else can he say?

Three supplies: a shovel, a map, and two prepared chickens, with condiments carefully placed by the program team.

After Duan Yu returned, he received a strong welcome from his teammates, and the fish was considered useless, so she was finally released by She Changqing.

The shovel was put aside, but the map was studied by them, and finally put aside: after all, not everyone can understand the map drawn by the director himself.

The chicken is neither too big nor too small, and the three of them summed it up and unanimously decided to save a little, eat one at noon, and eat the rest for dinner.

After sharing a delicious roast chicken, She Changqing was very satisfied: "Anyway, we have dinner, let's continue fighting landlords in the afternoon."

This move was unanimously agreed by the other two.

Not to mention the director, the cameraman wants to throw the camera: Are you really here to record the show, not to play?

The two camera brothers are very professional, and they really took pictures of their Fighting the Landlord all afternoon.

After finishing the chicken for dinner, the three idlers even started playing blackjack and blackjack.

The camera brother began to doubt his life.

The program team let them go tonight and didn't do any weird activities.On the third day, Duan Yu followed suit, looking for clues and finding the right one, took Yu Jingyun and She Changqing around, and searched for a bunch of useful and useless ones.

Since tomorrow is the last day of recording, the clue program group on the third day was secretly updated late at night, and most of them were replaced with hints about the location of the treasure.

But the blue team was still Buddhist, and the treasure clues were thrown aside to collect dust. The three happily shared the beef jerky that Duan Yu smuggled, and took the fishing rod and fish from before, happily and leisurely fishing.

After the cameraman reported the situation to the director truthfully, he put the walkie-talkie in front of the three of them, and the director's somewhat vague and distorted voice came out: "Don't you want the treasure?"

Yu Jingyun: "We are not greedy people, as long as we have enough money to spend, the important thing is to be happy."

director:"……"

"The treasure will only appear tomorrow. It's useless to guess where it is now." Duan Yu said, "We will study it carefully."

The director had nothing to say and gave in.

Putting down the walkie-talkie, the director said to the assistant beside him: "This time, ask the editor to do a good job. I think this episode of our show will be popular."

Don't follow the routine throughout the whole process, plus Duan Yingdi and Yu Jingyun, can it not be popular?It also reflects from the side that their program is really without a script.

The third night was the most troublesome time. The staff who knew the process in advance were all ready, but 15 minutes had passed, and there was still no movement.

"What's the situation?" The film crew looked at each other, "May I call and ask?"

"Hey, my camera is stuck, it stops at one frame and doesn't move."

Another camera brother went over: "Let me see..."

"Your machine is also stuck." The other party glanced at another machine and muttered, "What's the situation? It's broken together?"

At the same time, both of them heard a faint long chant, but it was extremely intimidating.

"That... did you hear?"

His companion swallowed: "I heard."

At this time, the three of them were still playing "Run Fast".The actions of the three of them taking the cards were all a meal.

She Changqing: "Actor Duan."

Duan Yu nodded and looked up, met She Changqing's blood-red eyes, his expression became confused, and he fell back.

Yu Jingyun caught him and put him gently on the ground.

Seeing Yu Jingyun's worried face, She Changqing quickly explained: "It's just hypnotized, it's fine."

She Changqing hadn't retracted her red eyes, but when she saw Yu Jingyun's green eyes suddenly appeared, she joked: "It's still yellow, let's make a traffic light."

Yu Jingyun ignored the humor and said, "Go and see?"

"I'm going to take care of the two camera brothers." She Changqing held Yu Jingyun who was about to get up, "25-year-old boy, stay here obediently, even if you lose a layer of hair, I will be hurt by those uncles and aunts in the demon world." flat."

After all, he's only 25, and he's still a second-generation monster with a tough background.

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