We don't eat this cp

"Duan Yu?" Yu Jingyun will have a variety show after that. He just saw the promotion of the variety show and couldn't help but look up from his phone, "Why is he here?"

"Huh?" Xu Lu leaned over to glance at the show's final guest list, "It's not surprising, the two of you have been on fire recently, and the show team will naturally catch them."

Yu Jingyun: "She Changqing is also here... Hasn't he not entered the circle at all?"

"Looking at the background in this way, it's really quite powerful." Xu Lu said, "But if it were me, I would also participate, not to mention the other guests in this variety show, just Duan Actor and you, how much ratings can the two of you bring? Especially since you have been in the limelight recently, and Scissorhands has edited several movies online. The sadomasochism between the two of you is deep, and the effect is even more outstanding when you get together. After all, you two will only record this time. This is a great opportunity that cannot be wasted."

Xu Lu said again: "You can look for the first few episodes of this variety show. Survival in the wild, come on, come back and I will replenish your body."

The variety show that Yu Jingyun is going to record this time is called "Wildness Explorer", and six guests are randomly divided into two teams for competition.Not only is it required to survive in the wilderness for four days, but also to find the ultimate treasure according to the prompts given by the program group in the wild jungle.The winning team will finally get a big meal provided by the program group, and the losing team... that's another kind of treatment.

Before recording the program, Xu Lu also predicted: "Although this program is under the banner of not having a script, it is all about fate, but the program team will definitely intervene in some places. For example, although it is random, you and Duan Yingdi will definitely be in the same group in the end. Believe it or not, that She Changqing will also come in."

Facts have proved that Sister Xu really deserves her reputation.

Of course, this is a later story. Right now, Yu Jingyun is making preparations. He has read a lot of survival skills in the wild, bought a lot of things online, picked up a mountaineering bag, and is fully armed and ready to go.

The destination is at a seaside. After gathering, they will take a boat, and the program team will throw them on an uninhabited island.

Yu Jingyun arrived early, and She Changqing was the only one at the gathering place, and only one camera was filming them. After filming a scene where he and She Changqing met, they stopped.

She Changqing's eyes were slender, and she was born with a three-point smile. When she saw Yu Jingyun, she went up to say hello first. She had a good attitude, looked positive, sunny and enthusiastic, just a little familiar.

He seemed to be very friendly to Yu Jingyun and kept looking for topics to talk about.Taking advantage of no one's attention around, he quietly leaned over and said, "Brother, your evil spirit has been confiscated."

Yu Jingyun was shocked, and immediately realized that he had run into the same kind.

"Hey, I haven't had anything to do all this time. I was lazy and didn't practice seriously when I collected the monster energy. I just started practicing recently, so I didn't collect it very cleanly." Yu Jingyun was a little embarrassed, "It will be almost done in a few days."

"Hey... There are fewer and fewer monsters now, and the older generation can't live in seclusion, so we juniors come out and walk around." She Changqing stretched out his hand, "Let me re-introduce you, the young man who has been cultivated for 300 years." Snake, whose ancestral home is Wudang Mountain, please give me your advice for the next getaway shoot.”

Yu Jingyun shook hands with him again: "A cat who has been cultivated for 25 years."

She Changqing: "...25 years? Oh, the second generation of demons."

Yu Jingyun smiled without saying a word.

The descendants of monsters with extremely high cultivation levels do not need to transform from the beginning. The demon world calls them the second generation of demons, which is the same as the rich second generation of human beings.

Now the third person and the fourth person also came together, both born in talent shows, and now some popular little fresh meat, one of them is also a regular guest on variety shows.The rest of Duan Yu and another traffic Xiaohua also arrived on time.

The six people first greeted each other and got to know each other. She Changqing had never stepped into the entertainment industry at all. The others basically talked to him and then left them in the cold. They were basically talking to Duan Yu and Yu Jingyun.

He himself doesn't mind, he is quite skilled in kung fu.Probably because they are both monsters, they are close by heart, and they talk more to Yu Jingyun.

The director appeared at the right time: "I am the director of the "Wilderness Explorer" program group, I am very happy to meet you all!"

Everyone else just applauded, and She Changqing and another little fresh meat named Xu Donglin cheered with dignity.

The director turned around and pointed to the distant sea for them: "That island is our destination. After landing on the shore, the adventure begins. Do whatever you want, and the winner is the one who finally finds the treasure on the fourth day. Are you ready?"

"Ready!"

Director: "Okay, those who brought a simple tent, hand over the simple tent first."

The six fell into a dead silence.

The director was serious, as if he wasn't the one who just smiled treacherously: "You have to set up your own accommodation, it's not fun to have a tent." As he said that, a staff member came forward to check their backpacks and handed over the tent.

The five tents were thrown to the ground in unison, and the five people whose tents were taken away all turned their eyes to the smiling and motionless Actor Duan.

Duan Yingdi said slowly: "Have any of you seen the previous episodes of the show set up a simple tent?"

The answer is no.

The reason why they didn't realize it was because the program team cut out the bridge where the tent was collected.The eyes of several people looking at Duan Yu changed instantly, as if they were looking at a hidden expert.

Yu Jingyun whispered to him: "Unexpectedly, you have done research."

Duan Yu lowered his head and pressed his ear: "Shhh, I actually consulted my friends who participated in this show beforehand. The next part is to clean up the food."

Yu Jingyun: "..." Why didn't he expect such an operation? !

Sure enough, the staff then took out all the food they brought and replaced it with the uniform rations of the program group.

None of them are professional survivalists, and it is necessary to bring some food, but the program team can't really let them starve to death, and they will definitely send something overtly and secretly.

Everyone knows it well, but for the effect of the show, everyone started to show off their acting skills.

She Changqing's backpack was half deflated in an instant, as if struck by lightning.Yu Jingyun's eyes widened at the unified food of the program group, in disbelief: "A bag of biscuits?!"

Xu Donglin raised his hand and spoke: "Program group, is there any airdrop? I'm applying for food that has the function of a medical kit."

"We have accepted your opinion, and we can consider it." The director nodded, "But this issue will not work. I have tried the food director myself, and the taste of red dates is not bad. You have to find a way to do it yourself and rely on yourself. There is food to eat."

"Don't panic, we still have a big gift." The director waved his hand, and a row of staff came in front of them, each holding boxes of different sizes in their hands. "Quick question and quick answer. Choose one of the boxes from short to long according to the time spent. Each box contains different items. After picking the box, draw a card at random. The card has red and blue written on it. Which team are you on?"

The director glanced around, and finally locked his eyes on Duan Yu: "Actor Duan comes first? I believe fans must really want to know you."

"Okay." Duan Yu stepped forward.

"Do you feel old?"

"……Not old."

"What's your favorite animal?"

"Cat."

"How long was the longest relationship you've ever been in?"

"I haven't talked about it."

"Wow, what is the ideal type of actor?"

"Random."

"Where do you want to take your other half?"

"my home."

"It took eight seconds. Wow, I never imagined that Actor Duan likes to bring the people he likes to his home... Fans of Actor Duan in front of the TV, you are welcome! I am the director of "The Wilderness Detective"!" The director pointed in the direction of the card Pointing, "Actor Duan, go and draw one."

The following sequence is volunteered, and the program team took care of it. The problem was neither difficult for others, but also satisfied the fans to a large extent.

The program team must have put a lot of thought into the cards, and the final grouping result was indeed a group of Duan Yu, Yu Jingyun and She Changqing, who were assigned to the blue team.

After distributing the boxes, everyone finally boarded the yacht.She Changqing made a V to the camera.

Xu Donglin opened his box with great interest, and leaned closer to the camera: "My audience friends, let us witness this great moment, what will be inside?" He said and winked his eyes cooperatively.

"Wow, it's a note." Xu Donglin took it out happily, "It must be some important reminder..."

After finishing speaking, he fell silent, as if he was strangled by something.The two people on the same team as him rushed over to watch it, and laughed mercilessly after watching it.

Xu Donglin asked the sky speechlessly, and unfolded the note to face the camera: "Look, is this plausible? What kind of program group did I join? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality!"

I saw this note saying: Nothing, haha!

Xu Donglin made his final speech: "Seeing these two haha, I want to fight to the death with the director."

Yu Jingyun on the side said silently that this was similar to the two "haha" he saw when Duan Yu reposted his Weibo about shaving his legs.

The boxes were opened one by one, except for the note that the red team had nothing, the other two were two bottles of mineral water and a rope.Yu Jingyun took a screaming chicken, Duan Yu a plastic knife, and She Changqing three large pieces of bread.

The red team is also the only girl among the guests in the whole show, and said sadly: "The bread of other teams is the bread of our own team haha."

Xu Donglin lost his mind: "I was wrong, I shouldn't dislike the box because of its size, but the conscience of the program group really won't hurt?"

"There should be BGM here."

Yu Jingyun squeezed the screaming chicken, and uttered a clear and clear "Oh--" in a timely manner, directly hitting people's hearts.

The three members of the red team looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, feeling extremely desolate.

Yu Jingyun has always felt that his screaming chicken is the most tasteless other than "haha".Now he found that it can also give people a spiritual attack.

The program group let the red team and the blue team land at the two ends of the island, and the adventure officially began.

With Duan Yu around, both Yu Jingyun and She Changqing subconsciously regarded him as the captain.

Duan Yu: "First find a suitable place to build a shed, preferably near the water."

She Changqing volunteered: "I am good at this! I open the way."

As the three of them walked in, their expressions changed subtly.Because the three of them clearly felt a wave of monsters. There are other monsters on this island.