Open your hand towards the male second

"Why doesn't the emperor look at the minister?"

Dai Changqing himself was not shy at all. He swaggered over and stood in front of Wei Jin, teasing Wei Jin with a low voice, "The emperor has a look at me, isn't this the clothes you chose for me?"

"Doesn't it look good?"

Wei Jin's face was blushing, but he didn't turn his eyes away, "Immortal! Change back quickly."

"Huh?" Dai Changqing raised his eyebrows, and he raised his hand to pluck Wei Jin's pink earlobe, "No change, the emperor has agreed with the minister, wear this dress to go out of the palace, and the emperor will do as the minister likes when he comes back. alley."

what? !what? !Fuck your sister!

Can you talk well and do something!Kill him? !

"Is the emperor angry? Just now when the minister came in, I asked the emperor if the emperor would blame the minister if the clothes were rotten." Dai Changqing dialed twice, but he was not satisfied, and kneaded again, "The emperor is angry now. It's a strange minister."

Wei Jin choked, still thinking about how to refute him, but he spoke again.

"But even if the emperor is angry, the minister can't take it off."

"Take it off, isn't the promise made by the emperor worthless?"

Wei Jin spat out the words from between his teeth, one word at a time, "Then you can't let it go?" A beast with worms in its head!Is that all you want? !If you cut it off, you don't want it anymore!

"No, the opportunity that I finally got was granted by the emperor himself, and I must not refuse it."

"But I didn't let you dress like this!" Wei Jin was a little bit collapsed, staring at Dai Changqing, "You are so immoral when you dress like this, how can I take you out of the palace?"

A line flashed in his mind, and he blurted out: "Or do you want to dress like this and go out to seduce someone?"

When I was in high school, I was lucky enough to be at the same table with a girl. One day, after taking a nap, I heard her say this sentence, suppressing my voice, "Woman, who are you trying to seduce by dressing like this?"

Domineering president can't do it, because it's too sour, Wei Jin has memorized it for so many years, and now he says it out.

I have to say, it's still kind of enjoyable.

Dai Changqing smiled, "What does the emperor mean, that I don't need to wear these clothes anymore?"

"Yes."

"That……"

Wei Jin instantly understood what he said, and immediately interrupted him, "Then what? It's nothing more."

Dai Changqing put down his hand playing with his ear, "Then I won't take it off, I want the promise made by the emperor."

"It's clearly the emperor's haircut. I gave it to the minister to wear it. Now that I put it on, the emperor thinks that the minister's dress is not good-looking, so he took the prize back."

He hooked his lips, "Your Majesty, how can you be like this?"

He has an eighth grade in Chinese, but he can't say, okay, Wei Jin took a deep breath, and was forced to ask, "Then what do you want?"

"You can't wear these clothes!" He was all to blame for this, his brain was kicked by a donkey, and he said he was just playing on behalf of Changqing, look at this!

Dai Changqing took off the belt on his waist, and took off the outer shirt. The skirt inside...hesitated for a moment, tore a little, then stopped, raised his eyes to see Wei Jin's reaction.

He looked at him with a flushed face, his light brown eyes were not fierce at all at this moment, they were shining brightly, like tears, pitiful, as if he was about to be bullied and cry.

Dai Changqing's Adam's apple rolled up and down twice, grabbed Wei Jin's wrist, and pulled him into his arms, "It's okay if the emperor wants the minister to take it off, but what was agreed earlier?"

"The emperor contradicted his promise, should he be punished?"

"Besides, the minister is already wearing women's clothing, the emperor also wants to reward the minister."

Wei Jin lay on Dai Changqing's almost naked chest, his mind was already dazed, but now he was even more dazed, after listening to what he said, he felt something was wrong, why did it become two?

Two benefits?

Dai Changqing didn't give him time to think clearly, and lightly bit Wei Jin's ear bone, and the tip of his tongue touched it as if there was nothing there, "What's so good about punishing the emperor..."

Wei Jin snorted unconsciously, held his breath, his heart was so fast that it was scary, he felt that the voice was so loud that Dai Changqing probably heard it, bit his lower lip impatiently, trying to avoid Dai Changqing's lips, and hid for two He didn't dodge at all, and even his legs were weak after being teased, and he could barely hold his body and quickly knelt down.

Fortunately, Dai Changqing had his arms around his waist, otherwise he would have fallen down and would have died in embarrassment.

Dai Changqing laughed in his ear, "I found out earlier, the emperor's ears are very sensitive."

So you can't talk to your ear? !

Wei Jin's fingers were exhausted, and he held Dai Changqing's long hair loosely, his whole body was soft and hot, he exhaled, what's going on, every time Dai Changqing teased him like this, he fell in love with Zhong Chun .It's the same as medicine.

"Um……"

Dai Changqing's kiss fell on his eyelashes, a little wet, more itchy, he stepped back, and said vaguely: "Don't mess around."

"I know, so I will punish you a little bit."

Wei Jin noticed his hand touching down, and hurriedly said: "Don't, don't touch...the bottom."

This request is too flimsy, like refusing to greet, and Wei Jin himself is a bit like a wolf, not to mention Dai Changqing, this damn... is it his voice?

Wei Jin's mind was in a mess, and his thoughts began to fly around. He remembered what he heard in the dormitory before. The head of the dormitory said that American girls and Japanese girls were being targeted by men for playing hooligans. As for the Japanese girl, softly shouted "Ya Butterfly", what will happen to the hooligans?Will you still go?

No, it won't, it will be more exciting.

When Wei Jinguang's bare back was stuck to the cold table, he regained consciousness for a moment, opened his wet eyes, and asked in disbelief, "Where are my clothes?"

Dai Changqing's breathing was disordered, he raised his body and glanced at him, then lowered himself down, kissed his lips, bit them, "Open."

Wei Jin was wrapped in his breath again, and his nerves that had just been stimulated by the cold began to become chaotic again. He opened his mouth in a daze, and tears flowed from his heart.

Really...was he poisoned by Dai Changqing?

"No, it's too much..."

Dai Changqing chuckled a few times, pressed on top of him, and wiped the corners of his lips, "Yes."

In the middle, Wei Jin was almost shocked to death by the sound of his own heartbeat, as if the air he was breathing was sticky, his chest was about to explode, and after gasping for a while, Wei Jin moved his left hand, which seemed to have The temperature was so hot that he didn't even dare to hold it, feeling that the hand wasn't his anymore.

Gritting his teeth, Wei Jin said in a hoarse voice: "Zhen, I want to punish you, and I will punish you in a short while."

Dai Changqing also breathed heavily, but not as hard as Wei Jin, as if he was about to die, he was funny, held Wei Jin's left hand, clasped five fingers together, and brought it to his lips for a kiss.

Wei Jin stared at Dai Changqing with wide eyes, "That hand...do you return it?"

Isn't he too dirty? !Dirty!

Although it was his own, it was also dirty!

Dai Changqing smiled at him, "Does the emperor want to take a bath?"

Um?bath?What bath?Why is he taking a shower before he's done?Wei Jin became angry for a moment, angry and a little wronged, he helped him, even though he was holding his hand, but he solved it, so it doesn't matter if he is going to take a bath?Wash your ass.

How can there be such a person?

Dai Changqing reminded him, "The emperor won't let my subjects touch your place."

So just pull him to touch himself?

Wei Jin is paralyzed, and he can't play with this Dai Changqing. Every word he says is a routine.

"Does the emperor want it?"

Wei Jin twitched his eyelashes, trying to maintain his dignity, but didn't say a word.

Dai Changqing hooked his inner thigh and asked again.

Wei Jin opened his eyes in grief and anger and shouted at him, "Yes!"

…………

After it was over, Dai Changqing raised his hand and touched his lips. Wei Jin was still in a daze, and before he could react, he changed the angle and asked Wei Jin to kiss his hand.

Wei Jin looked at him blankly, "What are you doing?"

Dai Changqing raised his lips, "What do you think?"

Thinking of something, Wei Jin suddenly widened his eyes, shit! !Slapped Dai Changqing's hand off, "Is it dirty?"

Dai Changqing smiled more cheerfully, and his voice was still low, but I don't know if Wei Jin felt cold after listening to it for a long time, and it was still very magnetic.

"It turns out that the emperor himself also despises it."

revenge!Naked, naked, naked revenge!Wei Jin was so angry that he raised his leg and kicked him, his ankle was grabbed, he struggled, "Let go."

What's wrong, it's just a string, and he took off his clothes. It's like playing some kind of scene.

Dai Changqing tilted his head and kissed his ankle, "The emperor has been punished."

"But there is another reward, right?"

Wei Jin stared, "What reward? Why don't I know?"

"The emperor agreed, and the subject has already worn women's clothing for the emperor, so there must be rewards."

Wei Jin pulled back his legs in a hurry, covered himself with his clothes, and cursed, "Why are you so cheeky?"

Damn true scheming!

To even reward him, to reward him in the limbo?Give him what he can, do you really think you'll let him lead you by the nose?

"You copy the Heart Sutra three times for me, if you can't finish it, I won't go to Fengyi Palace."

Dai Changqing: "I copied it, but the court meeting will resume after two days, and there should be a lot of daily memorials by then. I'm afraid I won't be in a hurry."

"Should I read the memorial or copy the Heart Sutra?"

Wei Jin gritted his teeth in anger, "I don't care what you say, I must copy it! Copy it even if you don't sleep at night!"

If you don't give him some strength, he will really go against the sky.

"Okay, my minister." Dai Changqing smiled, "But the emperor wants to cash in the reward first."

"What kind of reward? What I promised is that you will be able to wear women's clothes when you leave the palace... You only wear a stick of incense, and the promise does not count."

Dai Changqing corrected him, "It's less than half an hour."

"..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"What the emperor said is to wear it when going out of the palace, but the minister wears it. Didn't the emperor not allow the minister to wear it?"

"Yes, so the promise doesn't count."

"As a count, the minister wears it."

"You haven't worn enough time."

"It's the emperor who doesn't let his subjects wear it."

Wei Jin was really going crazy, he grabbed the outer shirt at hand and threw it over, "Put it on, I let you wear it! But if you dare to wear it out again, I will put you in limbo!"

The roar echoed around the beam, and there was an echo after the last word. It can be seen that Wei Jin was really anxious, and he couldn't care about the emperor's demeanor, so he yelled at Dai Changqing so angrily.

The guards guarding outside trembled, the queen was so lively and fierce, she actually made the emperor so angry...

Dai Changqing took the clothes off his head, not afraid of the furious emperor, and even corrected him, "Your majesty, it is shameless to do something to the people in the room."

Wei Jin: "..." Quickly, give him a quick-acting heart-relief pill.

"This is domestic violence."

Wei Jin took a breath, "I just threw a piece of clothing at you."

"Then what did the emperor throw back and forth?" Dai Changqing approached him, with the smile on his face back, and looked a little aggrieved, "What should I do if I lose my appearance? The emperor was going to throw me into the cold palace, and I will lose my appearance again." It's..."

"..."

Wei Jin closed his eyes, his ears were buzzing, he gave up on himself and couldn't get angry anymore, "If you don't get angry with me, I won't get angry with you."

Dai Changqing said again in a low voice: "If the emperor is an angry minister, the minister will never be so angry, and he will not hit the emperor."

Wei Jin was as angry as a thread, confused and delirious, "That's for sure, after all I'm the one in the room..."

The deputy head was silent for a while, and then finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Well, the emperor is."

Wei Jin opened his eyes, "So it's not considered domestic violence if I hit you."

After finishing speaking, he suddenly became violent, grabbed his clothes and threw Dai Changqing indiscriminately, cursing in his heart while beating him, "Damn let you play with me?"Do you still have to push an inch?Are you shameless?Are you still in the house?

While hitting, he suddenly felt something, and turned to look at the door. Eunuch Yuan, who was always expressionless, stood at the door and looked at them with a broken expression.

Wei Jin: "..."

No, listen to me, there really are no domestic violence queens.

Don't go!