Pet Handbook

Turning from embarrassment into anger is simply the feeling that Chen Xiangqing has been in the seat most recently, since she was with that mean-spirited and unsightly person behind her.

"If you talk too much, I will throw you to feed the fish." Chen Xiangqing turned her head and glared angrily.

"Can I understand that you are inviting me to experience life in the lake?" Lan Jingling, who was always in a good mood, misinterpreted.

She didn't realize that she was walking ahead in disheveled clothes at the moment, being seen naked by others, Chen Xiangqing just forced herself to ignore the teasing in her words, and dragged the person who was trying to make trouble to squat down by the lake.

The inside was in a vacuum, and the thin dress fluttered gently with the night wind. She was still holding her hand on her waist unconsciously, and a sentence suddenly popped up in Lan Jingling's mind.

Woman, you are messing around.

"What are you looking at, squat down and wash your hands!" Sensing a fiery gaze with obvious ulterior motives, Chen Xiangqing pulled the hand in her arms angrily.

"Oh, take it easy!" Lan Jingling couldn't help crying.

"Let you talk nonsense." Chen Xiangqing didn't take it seriously, and was a little puzzled by Lan Jingling's inexplicably strong reaction.

Holding Lan Jingling's hand and submerging it in the water, and when she scooped up water to wash her hands, Chen Xiangqing discovered the source of the sense of disobedience.

For unknown reasons, Lan Jingling's left wrist was obviously a bit thicker than her right, and it felt extremely tight when pinched.

"It's swollen?" Chen Xiangqing muttered to herself suspiciously, and unconsciously pinched it a few times, and she really got the reaction of Lan Jingling grinning and whimpering, "It's really swollen."

A certain young lady who was pinched by Chen Xiangqing and couldn't take care of herself could only nod with teary eyes and grievances, expressing that she really forbeared, endured the pain and wanted to serve the people to the end.

"Oh." With a cold snort, Chen Xiangqing used sarcasm to cover up her inner worries, "So, if you come out to play around, you always have to pay it back."

Before, even the doctor cooperated with Lan Jingling to lie to herself that her hand was so disabled that she lost the ability to live. She took care of her tremblingly for a long time, but found that she was completely deceived.Now it's all right, it's really swollen into a pig's trotter.

"It wasn't so serious in the first place, and it wasn't because of..." Lan Jingling's voice was getting weaker and weaker, and Lan Jingling deliberately put on a trick, just threw a look that you understand, and then lowered her head and silently rubbed her hands.

"Because?" She instinctively told herself that what she was about to say next was definitely not a good thing, but Chen Xiangqing still couldn't help asking.

"We must meet your needs first." Lan Jingling's face was full of ambiguity.

"You clearly used..." The rebuttal that was about to be blurted out was cut off abruptly by Chen Xiangqing, "Ah bah, why do I want you to discuss such a strange thing with me!"

Looking at the person who was stomping her feet in anger, Lan Jingling realized that she actually liked Chen Xiangqing's helpless look, so she thought of another question.

"Speaking of which, why did you suddenly stop? Is my service not good?" Trying to be sincere, Lan Jingling suppressed a smile.

"Didn't I tell you, I don't feel anything at all!" Chen Xiangqing replied impatiently.

"It doesn't make sense." Lan Jingling scratched her head pretending to be distressed, and made a gesture of wanting to throw people down on the spot, "Why don't we try again, this time it must be better than just now!"

"Get out." Pushing the person away without thinking, Chen Xiangqing took a few steps to the side defensively, hugging her shoulders, "I don't want to smell of your saliva all over my body."

"Yes, but it doesn't seem like saliva smelled on my hands just now?" As if to confirm her own thoughts, Lan Jingling raised her hand and put it next to her nose again.

"I say yes!" Slapping her hand down quickly, Chen Xiangqing raised the volume to emphasize.

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, a gentleman doesn't move his hands!" Lan Jingling withdrew her hand in pain.

"Your ability to move your mouth is really strong." Glancing at it with disgust, Chen Xiangqing grabbed her hand and touched it guiltily, "Does it hurt?"

However, someone's whole body and mind are mobilized by the first half of the sentence, and the excitement in the eyes does not show the slightest pain.

"Can I understand that you are affirming me?" Eager pleading for praise was written on Lan Jingling's face.

"I mean you are eloquent." Chen Xiangqing's explanation seemed to get darker and darker.

"Thanks for the prize." Lan Jingling cupped her hands humbly, and suddenly said to him, "The water here is very clean, and it's all running water that hasn't been polluted."

"It has already been polluted by your hands." Chen Xiangqing's tone was extremely harsh as she held her swollen trotter hand in embarrassment.

"I mean, maybe..." Swallowing, Lan Jingling simply gave a prompt, "Can you wash it?"

"Where to wash?" As soon as the question was asked, Chen Xiangqing regretted it.

Reluctantly clutching her vitals, she trotted back to the grass where she had just been lying. Chen Xiangqing really wanted to scream madly, but she had been so defenseless in front of Lan Jingling for so long.

"Turn around and don't peek at you pervert!" Chen Xiangqing frowned.

"I used to call someone Xiaotiantian to the moon..." Aggrieved, Lan Jingling turned around obediently, and secretly peeked from the shadow.

Sometimes the imaginary that can't be seen is more beautiful than the scenery seen with one's own eyes.The corner of Lan Jingling's mouth raised uncontrollably when she thought of all the good things that belonged to her.

After finishing dressing in a hurry, Chen Xiangqing was really glad that she was in the wilderness and didn't have to be afraid of people passing by.But it is precisely because of such a weird scene that my first confession is here.

The back of the skirt was slightly wet, it must have been wet from the dew on the grass, Chen Xiangqing stubbornly hypnotized herself.

It was all caused by alcohol. Fortunately, I was already awake, so I didn't continue to make mistakes.As for what is wrong again and again, Chen Xiangqing thought about it seriously, probably accepted Lan Jingling's invitation to take a bath in the water or something.

Well, even though she is half awake now, Chen Xiangqing still feels a little excited thinking about it.

Sighing silently, the messy thoughts couldn't be sorted out for a while, so it's not too bad to just break the pot like this.

"Okay." Chen Xiangqing said awkwardly, and forced to put aside the little embarrassment in her heart, "Is your hand okay, let's get someone to look at it?"

"Maybe I won't be able to take care of myself in the future, after all, I'm left-handed." Lan Jingling pretended to be sad, "You have to be responsible for me."

"What's wrong." A pair of white eyes flew into the air, Chen Xiangqing put away the rare warmth, "Is it time to go back, your purpose of bringing me here has also been achieved."

"But I don't like this term at all." Lan Jingling frowned bitterly, "We are called love."

"Then why didn't you show your love and stop your ceremony?" Chen Xiangqing moved her mouth absently, she approached silently, "The pretty hand is swollen into a pig's trotter again."

"No, it's a good guy to rest for a few days. After all, she still has unfinished business." Lan Jingling pointed out, "Give her a chance, and she can overturn your world."

"Jumping into the Yellow River can't wash you clean, you're really dirty." Chen Xiangqing answered the words reluctantly, "Let's go, go back and see if your trump card can still be saved."

"It's obvious that you care about others, so you can't talk about it properly." Lan Jingling wrinkled her nose and complained.

"I didn't hear clearly what you were talking about." Chen Xiangqing really wanted to refute, who was the one who got dirty first and took her away, but now she blamed herself for not being able to speak.

"I said, I'll take you somewhere." Lan Jingling said solemnly with a serious expression on her face.

"Is there a place to go?" Chen Xiangqing was full of defense.

"Ouch, I occasionally have serious things to do." Lan Jingling was very dissatisfied with Chen Xiangqing's distrust of herself.

"Life lies in exercise, and what you do is not serious." With a lukewarm ridicule, Chen Xiangqing found that once the door of the dirty world was opened, it was like eating Xuanmai and couldn't stop at all.

"The next thing is more serious." In order to express her prudence, Lan Jingling deliberately emphasized her tone and nodded seriously.

"Hands are okay?" Chen Xiangqing asked worriedly, moved by the rare sincere and not exaggerated expression.

"It doesn't matter if you are willing to take responsibility for me." With a sweet smile, Lan Jingling returned to her hippie smile.

"Lead the way." Chen Xiangqing refused to answer directly.

Suppressing the rippling disappointment in her heart, Lan Jingling obediently led her to the planned destination of the trip.

"Don't say anything, and don't give any advice. If you do this, I will feel so inferior that it will be difficult for me to improve." After a long silence, Lan Jingling's thoughtful voice echoed in the night wind.

Along with the words, the fragrance of gardenias became more and more intense. Only then did Chen Xiangqing know that the gardenias at night were more radiant than during the day.

Wait, Chen Xiangqing, who was about to complain and respond, suddenly found something strange. It turned out that the smell mixed in the grass was the aroma of gardenia.That said, gardenia fields are nearby.

In this way, the grave of Lan Jingling's mother should not be far away, otherwise it would be difficult for the fragrance of flowers to follow the night wind to float so far.

In other words, I and Lan Jingling actually came to have a sex on the grass near her mother's cemetery.What he did was simpler and more rude than what he said. Could it be that the place the two of them were going to was the cemetery, Chen Xiangqing suddenly felt that the whole person was not well.

Did something so dirty that you can't see it, with an indescribable smell, ran to tell the ancestors that we have been together since then?Probably anyone with a nose could smell it if they got closer. Chen Xiangqing said that she was really ashamed to face it.

"Are we going to see your mother?" Chen Xiangqing asked desperately, "It's late at night, isn't it?"

"I've been dead for a long time. According to the traditional saying, it's time to reincarnate soon." Given the default answer, Lan Jingling continued to move forward without changing her face.

"No, no, no, I mean, it's really appropriate for us to leave just now after we finished our business?" Chen Xiangqing spoke extremely fast, trying to figure it out.

"It's good to be neatly dressed and well-groomed." Lan Jingling casually corrected, "Strictly speaking, we haven't finished yet."

With a black question mark face, Chen Xiangqing just wanted to use this expression to confuse Lan Jingling's face.

Could it be that this is the eldest lady's unique method of showing affection to her mother who has been dead for an unknown amount of time?