Pet Handbook

If there is regret medicine in the world, Lan Jingling will definitely knock down the can without carelessness, so as to get rid of the water in her mind when Chen Xiangqing said that she would not drink and she insisted on playing a romantic mix.

Therefore, the eldest lady came to the conclusion that what the wife said was always right.If one day what my wife said is wrong, that's impossible, there won't be such a time.

As for where his wife is, Lan Jingling smiled knowingly, not now, maybe in a few days.

Looking at the drunken man in front of her, Lan Jingling felt another headache.

Back to 10 minutes ago, Chen Xiangqing boldly drank a whole glass of wine.

"You know this wine..." Lan Jingling asked again without getting a response to the first question.

"Irish coffee." Before anyone could finish speaking, Chen Xiangqing interrupted impatiently, "You think I'm stupid, don't you, what coffee milk, why don't you lead the bull to milk the milk on the spot."

"Bulls don't produce milk..." Lan Jingling corrected weakly.

"Fart, why does the male cow go there at other times except for sex?" Chen Xiangqing retorted dissatisfiedly, "Men can get pregnant, so can't a male cow spit milk?"

"Uh, the males are probably being pulled to become beef cattle..." The topic seemed to deviate from the original track, and Lan Jingling felt helpless, "Modern pastures are all artificially inseminated, and there is basically no need for male cows."

"You cruel humans!" Chen Xiangqing said indignantly.

"But we're really not talking about Irish coffee..." Lan Jingling weakly brought the topic back.

"Are you ashamed to say that you made that broken wine?" Chen Xiangqing raised her eyebrows, her displeasure even worse, "Are you stupid? Do you know what the meaning of Irish coffee is? Missing someone who has no destiny in this life, who do you miss? you!"

"No, no, it has another name, called Angel's Tears." Lan Jingling argued, "It's for confession!"

"Ah bah, return the angel's tears. If you have the ability, cry a drop of crocodile tears and come to me to see." Chen Xiangqing's face was full of disdain, "If you want to confess, you should confess it. At first, you said that the dog's tail grass meant bad things. Now Don’t you also play this game.”

Wait a minute, feeling a rush of heat rushing to her forehead, Chen Xiangqing, who spoke indiscriminately according to her own temperament, suddenly realized something was wrong.

Confession?Lan Jingling seemed to have used this word to herself just now.Could it be that it was in broad daylight, she wanted to confess to herself, but Chen Xiangqing shivered uncomfortably.

"Okay, okay, everything you say is right." Momo sighed in her heart, Lan Jingling wasn't sure if what she was about to say next, whether Chen Xiangqing would admit it tomorrow.

"If you say you're stupid, you're really stupid. If you don't have anything to do with making Irish coffee, it's better to learn from Lisa and make a soufflé." Walking crookedly back to the dining table, she picked up the soufflé that had collapsed after being placed for too long, Chen Xiangqing After taking a bite, he frowned and protested, "It's so sweet, the espresso is better."

After saying that, she went back to the bar counter of the wine cabinet, drank the last bit of dregs left at the bottom of the cup, and looked at Lan Jingling with unsatisfied desires, Chen Xiangqing's eyes shone with anticipation.

"More?" Lan Jingling asked in embarrassment, a bad premonition flashed in her heart.Sure enough, it matches Souffle very well, this annoying little fairy.

After hearing the satisfactory answer, Chen Xiangqing nodded like garlic, and simply sat down in front of the bar, as if I would not leave if you don't do it.

In addition to being helpless, Lan Jingling had no choice but to follow into the bar obediently, mixed another glass like the law, and secretly reduced the proportion of wine, reducing the mixture of the two wines to one.

"I can't bear to boast, this cup is black coffee at all, and the agreed-upon wine!" Grabbing the cup and drinking it in one gulp, Chen Xiangqing smacked her mouth a few times and decisively gave a bad review.

"One has to improve through constant trials." Lan Jingling replied with a wry smile.

A cup of Irish coffee seemed to seduce Chen Xiangqing's desire for alcohol buried at the bottom of her body. Lan Jingling felt that she was careless, and was at a loss as to whether she should continue to drink it obediently.

"Also, too much cream and sugar have been put in, and the sweetness in the bitterness becomes greasy!" Chen Xiangqing suddenly realized that she seemed to have become a wine connoisseur.

"It means that as a bartender, I'm in a sweet mood right now." Lan Jingling touched her nose innocently.

The aroma of cheese in the room gradually faded, replaced by the smell of alcohol mixed with coffee, I don't know if it was smelled too much or it was infected, Lan Jingling found that she seemed a little bit drunk.

Chen Xiangqing's face became more and more red, her breath gradually became heavy, and her eyelids were so sticky that she didn't want to open them very much.It's just that there are still some cream residues at the corners of the mouth, which have shrunk into white sporadic powder.

As if she was attracted involuntarily, by the time Lan Jingling realized it, she had already stuck to it, the tip of her tongue curled up, and the shape of her lips was outlined along the corner of Chen Xiangqing's mouth.

Chen Xiangqing who was suddenly attacked also widened her eyes in surprise, but felt that there was nothing wrong, then she closed her eyes lightly, but her eyelashes were trembling because of nervousness.

Everything happened so suddenly that even Lan Jingling didn't realize it. She only knew that Chen Xiangqing smelled like creamy chocolate at this time, which was so sweet that people lingered.

Inadvertently, the kiss changed from the corner of the mouth to the lips. The soft and moist texture made Lan Jingling want to pry open her teeth, savoring the hidden taste carefully, the slightly bitter coffee smell, and the leftovers of the soufflé Custard sweetness.

A delicate and long kiss, several times of exchanging tastes in each other's mouths, the two slowly separated, an ambiguous silver thread was involved in it, making Chen Xiangqing's already familiar face blush to the neck.

It can be eaten when it is cooked. For some reason, such a ridiculous idea appeared in Lan Jingling's mind.

"It's so hot here..." Chen Xiangqing turned her face away awkwardly, she wanted to find a hole in the ground to go down, but she was a little bit unconvinced in her heart, and the confession she had agreed to flew away.

"Then let's go out for a walk?" Lan Jingling proposed in a negotiable way.

Suddenly thinking of a place Lisa said before leaving, there are mountains, waters and grasslands, which can be described as the right time, place and people. Lan Jingling had a kind smile on her face.

"Okay." Chen Xiangqing nodded.

Standing up unsteadily, just as she was about to take a step, Chen Xiangqing almost fell because of her unstable center of gravity. Fortunately, she was embraced by the person who followed closely behind her with swift eyes and hands.

"Be careful." Lan Jingling's steady voice came from behind.

There is no need to worry that the other party will run away again, Lan Jingling has a kind of unhurried mentality, and wants to create a more suitable atmosphere.

"A little dizzy, don't dangle around, you will feel dizzy just looking at me." Chen Xiangqing firmly grabbed Lan Jingling's arm, as if this could keep her still.

"Okay, I won't move." The smile on the corner of her mouth widened, and Lan Jingling's uncontrolled other hand seized every opportunity to reach out to Chen Xiangqing's waist.

"Let's go, let's go, it's too hot in this room, it's so hot that I'm going to faint." She made an excuse again, Chen Xiangqing didn't want to admit that it was because she was greedy.

The two stumbled out of the villa in this way, led by Lan Jingling, who pushed and shoved Chen Xiangqing to the lake some distance from the house, and had to listen attentively to what a certain drunk cat was saying along the way. complain.

Green hills, clear water and green grass, walked quite a distance, when Shen Xiangqing protested to the point where she was about to sit still and refuse to leave, Lan Jingling finally compromised and stopped.

A lake so clear that you can almost see the fish swimming underwater. From time to time, the night wind blows and ripples, reflecting the moon and white clouds in the sky like a mirror, as if the stars have fallen into the lake and continue to shine.

"Wow..." Shocked by the beautiful scenery in front of her, Chen Xiangqing could only open her mouth to sigh, even if she was too drunk to think with her brain, she couldn't block the impact of the beautiful scenery on her brain.

"This lake doesn't have a name yet, you can name it." Lan Jingling said softly in a bewitching voice.

"Like..." Chen Xiangqing muttered to herself.

"Ah?" Blinking her eyes a few times, Lan Jingling wasn't sure if she heard it wrong.

What kind of stupid name do you like? It's so simple and rude that it might rain at night. It's Hu crying sadly. Lan Jingling found that she was still calm and complaining.

"I like this lake." Chen Xiangqing added, "You like me."

"Uh..." Swallowing, Lan Jingling couldn't guess the intention of the drastic change in painting style.

"You like me." Chen Xiangqing repeated loudly as if confirming something.

"Uh..." is still a monosyllabic word with unknown meaning, Lan Jingling just nodded.

"You like me!" The volume was raised to a certain level, and Chen Xiangqing's voice echoed on the lake.

"Yes, that's right." Nodding passively, Lan Jingling was inexplicably upset.

Talking about love with a drunk person, Lan Jingling silently shed bitter tears and could only nod, who knows if she will remember tomorrow.

"What does it feel like to like, how much like can be called love, what is it like to love, how much love can make up a lifetime?" A series of questions were thrown out, and even Chen Xiangqing was not sure, asking these questions was the courage after drunk Confidence, or random nonsense.

"Like, and love..." Frowning and thinking for a moment, Lan Jingling stared at Chen Xiangqing standing alone by the lake, and Chen Xiangqing's slightly lonely and thin back was a little dazed, and it took a long time to think of organizing words, "I just want to be with you , have been together all the time. I’m afraid that you will be hurt when you are with me, because I am not strong enough, what is this?”