Pet Handbook

Fortunately, I didn't eat much just now, otherwise I would have vomited the turkey rain on the crowd below. This was Lan Jingling's thoughts after her body seemed to be hollowed out.

Suddenly realizing where she was, Lan Jingling seemed to be full of vitality again, her legs went limp, and her whole body collapsed into Shen Xiangqing's arms.

Rubbing secretly for a few times, she was not pushed away. Lan Jingling was nestled in Shen Xiangqing's arms and showed a dismal smile to the camera.

"Where are you blowing at!" Chen Xiangqing, struggling to support someone who was determined to pretend to be dead, lowered her head with a smile on her face, gritted her teeth and said something.

"My head is so dizzy and I want to vomit." In order to show that she was really uncomfortable, Lan Jingling forcefully squeezed out a few tears, hanging from the corners of her eyes, which were so cute.

Dare to use all the acting skills accumulated in her whole body today, Chen Xiangqing helplessly supported Lan Jingling who was desperately trying to get ink on her chest, but she couldn't just push her out with one overwhelming palm.

I can feel the real heat gushing out towards me even through my clothes. How can I describe the itchy feeling?Anyway, it was weird, even her heart was agitated, Chen Xiangqing was trying her best to ignore this subtle touch.

"Let's take a look at the photos?" Suddenly thinking of something interesting, Chen Xiangqing smiled brightly.

"Can you put a mosaic on me?" Lan Jingling continued to pretend to be weak with tears in her eyes.

"I can help you make a glowing special effect, making you sparkling and lovable." Chen Xiangqing was in a good mood, and it would be even more perfect if she ignored some people's indescribable small movements, "Or help you make your eyes bigger."

"No, this picture has no eyes at all." Liu Han has already opened the picture without authorization.

"Then make the nostrils smaller." Chen Xiangqing nodded lightly.

Among the several pictures captured continuously, only the photographer Chen Xiangqing's expression is calm and normal, and Liu Han's heavy face can barely be seen.On the other hand, Lan Jingling's form can only be summed up in one sentence, and it can cause harm without comparison.

Facing the wind, her hair was flying behind her head, and the pores in the unblurred photos were all overextended, grinning or winking. This is the first time that Lan Jingling discovered that her face can make so many funny expressions.

"Can I come up with a set of emoticons?" The mistake has already been made, and Lan Jingling simply smashed the can and blackened herself.

"What words do you want to match, I can add it for you." Chen Xiangqing was willing to cooperate.

"You can use a mobile phone to match words?" Lan Jingling raised her eyebrows and attacked indiscriminately.

"She will." Silently greeted with a household registration book in her heart, Chen Xiangqing decisively diverted the trouble.

"Hmph." Just a cold snort, Lan Jingling firmly believed that they wouldn't dare to give other people a few more bear bile to make up for it.

"It seems that a group is also working on the third challenge, let's quickly choose a photo and send it." Liu Han looked at the prompt in the software and said.

"That's it!" Randomly clicked on a picture to send, and Chen Xiangqing helped the whole group complete the task lightly.

In the picture, Lan Jingling's facial features are completely wrinkled together, and a few locks of hair are scattered on her face in a mess. At first glance, she thought it was nose hair leaking out.The shape of the mouth is particularly peculiar. According to incomplete statistics, it reveals a total of more than twelve teeth and white gums.

"Looks like it's time for dinner." Feeling a little embarrassed, Lan Jingling didn't have much technical content to change the subject.

"Sure enough, it's good to have a good appetite." Chen Xiangqing made up the knife calmly.

"I'm very weak now, and I need someone to take care of me!" Lan Jingling willfully played the temper of the eldest lady, stood up straight and raised her voice.

"The legs are weak because all the strength is used to hang the throat?" Chen Xiangqing's bosom was suddenly empty, and Chen Xiangqing refused to let go.

"This is called back to the light." The disguise was exposed, and Lan Jingling collapsed back again as if conjuring, her calves were shaking and her face was pale. It was completely impossible to see that she was still arguing loudly before.

Textbooks are generally acting school, so thick-skinned that defending against intercontinental missiles underestimated her, Chen Xiangqing complained silently in her heart, but her hands were uncontrollably wrapped around Lan Jingling's waist.

"Walk well." Chen Xiangqing said firmly, but Chen Xiangqing did not make any specific resistance.

"We seem to be able to go eat?" The war subsided the moment it started, and Liu Han was stunned and amazed when he saw it, and the tone of the question was also cautious.

"Don't you need to have a dinner to talk about your feelings?" The routine of this variety show is different from the coquettish sluts outside, Chen Xiangqing asked uncertainly.

"The No.1 group can go to the night shooting site first, and choose a loving gift for the last one." Xu Cheng, who has been following the shoot, explained that it has nothing to do with him, "Of course, the next If we don’t watch the program for the first time, it is very likely that there will be a reverse revenge battle, but who knows about this.”

The members of the group are actually not fixed, except for the captains of a few teams, the other members are determined by lottery.

In other words, no matter what I did this time, it will be Lan Jingling who will be hurt next.Adhering to the basic principle of watching the excitement and not being afraid of big things, Chen Xiangqing was the first to ask to leave with a smile like a flower.

The hot spring villa is not far from the theme park, just enough for the trio of Smurfs to discuss in the car what kind of gift to prepare for the lucky last one.

Of course, it was Chen Xiangqing and Liu Han who were talking, and Lan Jingling was lying on her side on Shen Xiangqing's leg pillow in a collapsed state.

"I don't know which group is honored to enjoy the super high-level treatment of the eldest lady." Putting on a bored look, Chen Xiangqing seemed to find a topic at random.

"No matter who it is, the focus of going is eating and soaking in hot springs, right?" Liu Han understood it, and immediately joined the discussion.

"Before I saw on TV that people mixed various soups and seasonings together, and there was a drink called Baihuashui. I don't know how it tastes." Liu Mei frowned slightly, and Chen Xiangqing was trying to remember.

"White flower snake grass water." Lan Jingling understood instantly.

"That's right, that's right, it's said that it looks really good with canned herring?" Chen Xiangqing hesitated.

"It just tastes like salty durian." Lan Jingling shrugged nonchalantly, "The soup is undrinkable, you have to flush it with water for 10 minutes, it feels like washing your stool."

"That's it." She curled her lips indifferently, thinking that the recent Internet celebrity food is nothing to beat. It turned out that it was just a deliberate exaggeration on the Internet.Chen Xiangqing silently sighed in her heart, "Then what suggestion do you have?"

Compared to Chen Xiangqing's plain reaction, Liu Han who was sitting in the front seat was almost scratched by his own curiosity.Shouldn't the focus now be why Lan Jingling knows so much about the biochemical food canned herring that everyone smells and changes color.

"What's the benefit of telling you, I'll be the one to be retaliated next time." Lan Jingling put it off on purpose, her face was full of arrogance.

"We should actively help our friends to improve, and use the convenience at hand to open the door to a new world for them." Chen Xiangqing blinked her eyes righteously.

"If you still invite me in the next episode, I will definitely apply to be a team with you." Liu Han expressed his heart wittily.

Even if the whole episode of the next show is being tricked, it will be a hot spot in the ratings, and no one wants to let go of things that attract fans.

"Oh." Noncommittal uttered a monosyllabic word with unknown meaning, Lan Jingling's gaze was fixed on Chen Xiangqing, as if waiting for her to make a statement.

"It depends on fate..." The undisguised gaze was too dazzling, Chen Xiangqing couldn't help but want to shrink back.After thinking about it, he wanted to cover it up, "You are not afraid that I will expose your dark history. I have saved pictures here that are more abstract than the ones I just sent out."

"Really." The corners of her lips curled up in a half-smile, and Lan Jingling's sudden change of attitude made Chen Xiangqing feel guilty for a while.

"Hello." She shook Lan Jingling's arm coquettishly, Chen Xiangqing turned her face sideways, and stared at Lan Jingling from an angle that the camera couldn't capture.

"Pickled puffin." Opened her mouth, Lan Jingling, who still compromised, spit out three words in a meaningful tone.

The specific method is as follows: the dwarf puffins that have been placed for a day are completely stuffed into the stomach of the seal, and then sealed with seal oil to ensure that no mosquitoes will be attracted due to rot.Put it in the frozen soil to ferment for one to three years, and then pull out the puffins with bare hands, and a naked puffin with a red body is ready to serve at any time.

"Have you... eaten?" Looking at the introductions found on the Internet, Chen Xiangqing's hands trembled uncontrollably, she is simply a leader in the dark cooking world.

"No." Lan Jingling shook her head indifferently, "Seeing that he has eaten it, it's very..."

After a long time, I still haven't come up with a suitable adjective. Lan Jingling decided to leave a suspense for everyone to experience for themselves.

"Do you know the most authentic way to eat pickled puffins?" Xu Cheng who had been quietly listening to the three of them spoke suddenly.

"I seem to have heard of..." Swallowing, Liu Han was not sure if he should talk about such heavy-tasting things on the show, and it was about meals.

"Raise the puffin above your head to worship a few times, look up at its most private place, and then drink it all down." Chen Xiangqing had already read out the found content, and then looked at Xu Cheng in confusion, "The most private place is Meaning boobs?"

"Cough, cough..." He was choking on his own saliva and almost couldn't breathe. Xu Cheng blushed and decided to ignore the question, "So you decided to pick pickled puffins for them?"

"There is really such a thing prepared?" Lan Jingling was surprised, obviously she is also an old driver who knows another way to eat.

"Yes." Xu Cheng nodded proudly.

"I seem to know what I can use to make swimsuits for them." Chen Xiangqing smiled mysteriously.

"Spicy eyes." Lan Jingling finally couldn't hold back, and complained softly.Thinking of more worthy of attention, he asked in a volume that only two people could hear clearly, "What photos did you save?"