Dude look at me again

Yao Yi smiled without saying a word, as long as he knows whether he is rebellious or not.

YY has set off an upsurge in discussing "my time", "my college days" and "my college entrance examination". For a prodigal son like him who turns into a real gifted son, this topic does not make any sense.

He turned off YY, turned to Jiang Mingliu and said, "Can I take a shower?"

"Of course, the water is heated by an electric heater. It will be hot within ten seconds after entering." Jiang Mingliu pointed to the bathroom in the room.

Yao Yi took out his pajamas, and Jiang Mingliu said casually, "Are you still wearing pajamas?"

Yao Yi: "..." Knowing that the other party's words were unintentional, but still can't help the black line, this little brother is too defenseless!

Jiang Mingliu didn't know it, and concentrated on destroying the pizza on the ground: "I don't wear it in the dormitory."

Yao Yi directly closed the door and took off his clothes. The person he wanted to flirt with was so "simple" that he felt that he was too despicable for a moment. "Bar.

After all, there is some pressure, for this kind of not very "moral" thing.His face darkened slightly.

If Jiang Mingliu saw his current expression, he probably wouldn't be so big-hearted anymore, and naively thought that the senior was really paralyzed, cold outside and hot inside.

Yao Yi's degree of myopia is not high, and he doesn't usually wear glasses, except for the courses he likes very much - this gentleman was myopic in high school, but even if he is facing the college entrance examination, he is not willing to sit in the last row because of his size With that "cumbersome thing", I basically rely on listening in class, and all my notes are written by dictation, but I grasp the key points accurately, and I hate it so much.

Jiang Mingliu would wear glasses with black frames during class.From Yao Yi's point of view, it basically says "I'm very good" on the left face, and "Come and push it down" on the right face, and the whole person exudes the aura of "big breasts, good buttocks".

……

I always feel that if this continues, I will become a HENTAI, Yao Yi thinks deeply.

He just took off his clothes when Jiang Mingliu ran over and knocked on the door: "Hey, did you wash it?"

Yao Yi: "..."

Jiang Mingliu: "Suddenly it occurred to you that you can easily use the shower head? Come to my room to take a bath."

——Come to my room and take a bath.

Yao Yi held his breath for a while, but finally couldn't help sighing, and resigned himself to his fate, put on his pants and opened the door.In fact, it's not that he can't wash with one hand, but on the one hand, even a gay guy can't refuse this invitation, and on the other hand... after living for so many years, it's the first time he meets someone who he can't touch, student Jiang is so frank. Embarrassed!

This kind of guilt can drive Uncle Yao, who has a relatively high bottom line, crazy.

When he opened the door, he saw Jiang Chunjie who was smiling. Before he could speak, the other party touched him: "Hey, you are quite fleshy."

Yao Yi: "..."

Jiang Mingliu giggled: "It looks so thin, oh, is it thin or not?" He also felt that he was super witty and said a cold joke: "Hahahaha."

Yao Yi twitched his lips and walked out, Jiang Mingliu followed him to entertain himself: "But you are really strong, have you ever practiced? Oh, yes, I saw you climb over the wall, and you sneaked over the wall the other night I saw it! It's amazing my brother."

Yao Yi stood at the door of the bathroom in the master bedroom, turned around and said, "..."

Jiang Mingliu was full of curiosity: "Have you ever practiced it? Lightness kung fu! Fly over the roof!"

Yao Yi expressionless: "Taekwondo."

Jiang Mingliu: "Ah, Jiang." You are so down-to-earth, I thought your strength was Wudang internal strength.

Yao Yi was silent for a moment, and reminded him: "I want to take a shower." So what are you doing here? !

Jiang Mingliu looked bewildered, and gestured to the underpants in his hand: "Yes, I wash them too."

Yao Yi: "..."

Jiang Mingliu walked around him with a smile: "I use the shower head and close the door, so it won't rush to you."

What a thoughtful thought, there is indeed a shower room separated by glass.

...but is the problem here!Who is teasing who!

He looked at Jiang Chunjie who took off his trousers without saying a word, and felt that he who just came out without a shirt on purpose and pretended to be scheming was really a picture.

Jiang Chunjie proudly showed off her abs.

Yao Yi put down the bath towel and pajamas he brought, and the scar on his left hand could be seen clearly.Jiang Mingliu faced these hideous scars for the first time, and subconsciously grabbed him who had already stepped into the bathtub with one foot: "Hey."

Yao Yi felt that tonight he was speechless more times than this year, and he probably knew how Xia Ting and the others felt when they were choked and speechless.

But young master, don't you really think this posture is strange? !

Straight men's friendship is so hard for gay guys to look straight at!Yao Yi's complexion was not obvious, his eyes were dim, showing some dangerous aura for no reason.

Jiang Mingliu also restrained his smile, and rubbed his fingers—of course, in his opinion, this meant that he was very angry and hated iron for being weak, and said in a low voice: "Don't do it in the future."

Yao Yi: "..." Let's not talk about whether to get it or not, if you don't let it go, I will do it now, do you believe it or not?

Jiang Mingliu sighed softly, and helped him in as if he was a third-degree disabled person. He adjusted the water temperature and found a bath towel to put on the side, and put his bandaged hand on it.

Yao Yi faced the unconscious big-breasted man at zero distance, so he could only lower his head and take a deep breath, telling himself to calm down... calm down...

However, when he turned around, he silently switched to cold water.

Self-comforting is pain and happiness.

He has never been to a public bathroom, and of course he must have taken a bath with Xia Ting, but even in the bath, that white chicken would talk about hot water, human circulation, and criticize him for his irregular daily routine!

Even if he prefers a softer, more upright type, he has to admit that Young Master Jiang is almost perfect as a winner in life. He is tall, tall and has a good figure. This kind of person will also be single. I really don’t know what to do for the majority of male compatriots Weeping with joy or inexplicable grief and indignation.

Fortunately, taking a cold shower in summer is tolerable. He leaned on the edge of the bathtub and listened to Jiang Chunjie sing.

It is said that singing in the shower is human nature. In his dormitory, only Dong Gan can sing, and he can even sing in the bathroom even at the door of the dormitory building. He is complained about every day.

However, Jiang Mingliu is not so "bold and unrestrained"-although in Yao Yi's view, he is as "sunny" as Dong Qian, or not as scheming as Dong Qian's old fritters-slightly unexpected, he is just singing a song A classic Cantonese song.

Not so gut-wrenching...and nice to hear.

Lying in the cold water, Yao Yi felt helpless for the one hundred and first time: Is it a welfare?Forget it.

When Jiang Mingliu really started running around wearing shorts and emphasized that "I don't even wear pants when there is no one at home, which is already very conservative", he has already begun to be immune to indifference.

Should he be thankful that there is no such unrestrained straight guy in his roommate, or should he be thankful that there is no gay guy like him in the other party's dormitory?

This is a difficult proposition to answer.

But one thing is very clear - he should be thankful that the surname Jiang has just grown up and has not been raped before, and he should also be thankful that they met neither too late nor too early.

Uncle Yao, who couldn't help but feel happy, sighed for the one hundred and second time in his heart even though he was doing something that felt despicable and shook the bottom line.

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By the way, such a title should not be caught by the river, right? ?

Jiang Mingliu is attacking, I forgot to mention it, but you all know it, this year is up.

Today I slept until 03:30, went to work at four o'clock, and got off work at five o'clock. I feel really good.