Dude look at me again

Shuangxue was curious: "Mrs. Chief? Ah~ Chief, you have a relationship, which one is it? By the way, did I see it in the recruiting post on Tieba~"

Jiang Mingliu just made a joke casually. He was a little embarrassed to hear such a question, and replied: "My apprentice...Tang Wuyou."

Shuangxue said "huh": "Tang Wuyou? Who is Tang Wuyou? Is it the Tang Sect?"

Mu Shuangchen said: "It's the one who opened the wheat deal just now."

Shuangxue was surprised: "Ah, but, but what I heard just now was a male voice, and the wheat noise was so loud that I couldn't hear it clearly...Did the lady boss use a voice changer?"

Jiang Mingliu was a little impatient, but before he could answer, he saw Yao Yi typing on the guild channel: "Yes, I used a voice changer, and I will take it off if I give you 5000 gold. Which local tyrant is here?"

Jiang Mingliu became an apprentice in a second: "Fifteen thousand, please take a photo."

Guidao said in a tone full of hatred for the rich: "I'm sorry, you prodigal son! What's the use of buying it!"

Jiang Mingliu said in a stern tone, "You don't care, this is my apprentice, I won't show you."

Guidao was dumb for a while, and choked out a sentence: "People are shameless and invincible in the world."

Everyone in YY couldn't help cursing him for being a nuisance in this life, Jiang Mingliu didn't care, and said with disdain: "I'm doomed to be a nuisance, can't I pick a good one from the crooked ones?"

Yao Yi typed again: "Why pick a good one?"

Jiang Mingliu: "Choose a good foundation."

Yao Yi: "...Oh."

Jiang Mingliu was shocked: "What the hell did you do, didn't you hear what I said just now?"

Yao Yi hesitated for a moment: "Go and open the door, what did you say?"

Jiang Mingliu said in a sad tone, "I confessed my love to you, but you didn't hear it. My heart is broken."

Yao Yi: "..."

Yao Yi was silent for a few seconds, then typed slowly: "Oh, luckily I didn't hear it."

A group of people headed by Mu Shuangchen suddenly laughed stupidly, and even said, "The shopkeeper wants to mess with you, and he doesn't like you."

Jiang Mingliu: "Oh QAQ."

It was already a daily routine for him to act stupid, and everyone calmly listened to him moaning in a miserable voice.

Yao Yi ignored him, and chatted secretly with Guidao after the transaction: "I'll play first, the power leveling fee has been paid."

Jiang Mingliu let out an "oh" and asked, "Going down again so early... Do you do it every day? Do you still go up at night?"

Yao Yi thought about it, and replied: "I didn't do the darts on the battlefield, so I can't tell at night, maybe something will happen."

Jiang Mingliu was quite disappointed at once, and Yao Yi suddenly remembered something, and said: "By the way, I will give you the password of the Wudu account, and help me get offline after upgrading."

Jiang Mingliu agreed without hesitation, and said casually: "How about I help you get rid of the dart."

Yao Yi: "That's the best. If the two characters are not on the same account, I will send you both. 8."

Jiang Mingliu responded, saw his profile picture gray for a while, and then turned into a mobile phone to log in, and he controlled the hidden sword for a while, feeling bored, and suddenly felt that there was nothing to do.

The left and right are also idle, let's help him arrange the three battlefields first, it happens that playing Tangmen is quite new.

Jiang Mingliu clicked on the YY chat box to copy the account, and typed the password... Wait a minute, the password is YYI940915...

He suddenly regained his spirits, looking at this series of numbers with obvious meanings, he felt the truth. The single name is "Yi", plus September 94, 9, this must be a standard name + birthday!

But didn't he say he was a junior? September 94...9 years old...Junior...

Damn, I'm a month older than him!Why is it unscientific for him to be a junior! !

Jiang Mingliu choked silently while looking at the code.

Glanced at the account...[email protected]...another account, 180755xxxxx.

He froze for a moment, then licked his lips, suddenly couldn't stop the curved corner of his mouth.He cleared his throat uncomfortably, and after a pause, he pretended to be calm and yelled a few times in YY, but Yao Yi didn't reply, probably because he didn't wear earphones and didn't hear.

So I picked up my phone and quickly recorded it.

Looking at the memo and the list of correspondents in the mobile phone, and checking and checking it several times to make sure it was correct, Jiang Mingliu moved restlessly, and suddenly cut out of the YY channel and shouted: "Someone come to the gate of Chang'an to discuss, speed!"

Someone in YY lazily replied: "Here we come! Damn, I'm coming to abuse you...Where's the person?"

Jiang Mingliu scolded with a smile while logging in: "Come on, the Tang gate opened by the master, the number of Wuyou, Tang Wuyou."

As soon as I went online, I habitually jumped twice, but I couldn't move when I pressed the w button. I took a closer look and found that w was the skill Thunder Zhenzi.

In addition, A is Youlong, S is Floating Light, and D is Heartless.

In addition, YUIOP, which is far away in the sky, has meridian skills such as Naohu, HJKL, etc., which are small lightness skills, zxcvb, which has relatively small damage such as the blood dart and peacock feathers, and 1234, which is the conventional soul-hunting and life-seeking skills.

Jiang Mingliu: ...

The 26 letters plus symbol keys and 1234 keys are all skills. He looked at the four rows of skill bars full of almost no gaps in horror.

Damn it, no wonder Wuyou lazily talks about hand pain every time after a fight... From the Z key to the rainy pear flower to the P key to the brain account, how did you press this shit? !

Jiang Mingliu smashed the mouse angrily, the person who promised to discuss in YY had already arrived, and asked him what was going on suspiciously.

He read a bunch of skill keys in a rant, and took screenshots and pasted them on the public screen. Mu Shuangchen and the others clicked on them curiously, and then the group of people instantly turned into blank expressions, staring at Wuyou's god keys in stunned amazement. The public screen "fuck" quickly swipes the screen.

Mu Shuangchen said with a dry smile: "Kneeling, as expected of the proprietress, don't take the usual way."

Jiang Mingliu's first reaction was to agree, and his second reaction was: Boss lady?What a messy title.

Busy hanging up the phone with a trumpet, Tricky took the time to look at the public screen, and said in surprise, "Hey, the legendary keyboard party?"

Mu Shuangchen was curious: "Didn't you say that keyboard gangsters are all gods?"

Guidao thought for a while, and said: "Each has its own advantages, but I think that as far as Jiansan is concerned, the keyboard party can't eat well, at least it's too late to turn around when fighting."

Jiang Mingliu thought about Wuyou's inexplicable slowness sometimes, and silently nodded in agreement.

"There is a pure mouse party in Shuangcheng!" Shuangxue's cheerful voice suddenly sounded, "I don't know how he fights and presses skills, it feels amazing."

Jiang Mingliu followed in amazement, hesitated for a moment, and decided to change only the WASD key, leaving the other positions unchanged.

It's a pity that there is no way to plant the flag in this way, so I can only drag the Broken Leg Fort Lori to escort the dart sadly.

10 minute later.

[Guild] [Tang Wuyou]: I was brutally killed by visitors from outside the sky in Nanping Mountain.

Mu Shuangchen was heartbroken: "Guangzhu, this is the sixth time."

Jiang Mingliu: ...

Rather painful, he chose to go back to the camp, got up and mounted the horse with ease.

Stumbled and stumbled until his stamina was around 800, he stopped. He remembered that Wuyou didn't like to use up his stamina and energy, and he would always save some for emergencies.

He would definitely not dare to rob the dart in this state, so he had to obediently go to the dart car.

Just as he was heartbroken and refused the request to compete again, the trumpet YY suddenly dinged, indicating that the source of the news was Wuyou.

Wuyou: "I can't go to bed at night."

Zhi Ge: "QAQ"

Worry-free: "(￣-￣) Momo, put a dart for me, thank you."

Zhi Ge: "I'm doing it, you are a pure keyboard party"

Worriless: "? What?"

Zhige: "Why don't you use a mouse!"

Wuyou: "Oh...it's broken, I'm too lazy to buy it."

Zhi Ge: ...