Mr Mayfly

Wang Baichu lived in this neighborhood for three years, but he didn't even know that there was an exquisite bar nearby.Probably because too many things happened in one day, or because he was hit on the head by a beard, he was in a daze, and let this man take him to the bar.

The man seemed to be in a bad mood, treated him as a display, and didn't talk to him, occasionally looked up at him, and spent the rest of the time drinking.

As for Wang Baichu, he was also full of worries, he thought he would just get drunk and rest, and hoped that everything that happened to him that day was just a dream.

After drinking a glass of wine, his heart was burning hot, and the people and things in front of him became erratic and unreal. The bitterness hidden in his heart was stimulated by the heartburning wine, and spread to his brain through layers of skin. Wang Baichu was very disappointed. Eyes were red first.

When I opened my eyes again, the sky was bright, and a thin white bay window was swaying from side to side by the wind from the air conditioner.Wang Baichu blinked his eyes, jumped up like a frightened rabbit, the thin quilt slipped off his body, he looked down, his hair exploded!All over the body unexpectedly.

The aftereffects of the hangover were evident, and his mind was empty.I just remember that he seemed to hold a man and cry bitterly...

Wang Baichu found his scattered clothes on the floor of the room. His mobile phone and wallet were all in the clothes, and there was not a dime in the wallet. He finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Packing himself hastily, he fled away from the strange hotel.When I came out, I saw that it was in the neighborhood where I lived.He walked to the bus station and was about to take the bus to work when he suddenly remembered that he was unemployed.

Wang Baichu was stunned.

Unemployment, these two words are like a slender lead, burning slowly, and wherever it goes, it ignites the reality that has been paralyzed by hangover alcohol.

The unbearable reality came crashing down, catching Wang Baichu by surprise.

He started to feel confused again.

While being confused, a certain hidden part of the body began to ache.I was too flustered just now, and I didn't pay attention to myself. Now I am awake, the tearing pain stimulated the pain nerves, and Wang Baichu wiped the cold sweat from his head.

He had never had such an experience, so he thought it was some kind of hemorrhoid, so he walked cautiously and went to the nearby community hospital.

The little nurse asked, "What department do you apply for?"

"Uh...that..." Wang Baichu was a little embarrassed, "Hemorrhoids...hemorrhoids."

The little nurse bowed her head and typed on the computer, and handed him a small ticket: "Go, the anorectal department on the second floor."

The doctor in the anorectal department was a middle-aged man and asked him: "What's the matter, what's wrong?"

"It might be hemorrhoids," Wang Baichu took a breath, "Hiss...it hurts so much."

"Lie down here," the doctor pointed to the bed next to him, "take off your pants."

Wang Baichu took off his trousers to the crook of his legs, and lay down on the bed.

The doctor changed his gloves, walked over with the medical tray, and ordered impatiently: "Open your legs, how do I see if they are closed so tightly?"

Wang Baichu felt a little ashamed, but he did as he was told.

The doctor opened his buttocks for examination, and then asked him suspiciously: "Have you ever had hemorrhoids?"

"No." Wang Baichu said truthfully.

"Then how do you know it's hemorrhoids?"

"I……"

Before he "I" came up with the reason, the doctor said again: "What's going on, don't you have a clue in your own mind? Hemorrhoids, can hemorrhoids grow like this!"

"It's not hemorrhoids, what is it?" Wang Baichu was puzzled, "Ah...it hurts, it hurts, it hurts...ah..."

"Now I know it hurts." The doctor was cleaning and disinfecting him with tweezers, and said coldly, "You young people, you don't care when you do things, and you are the ones who suffer when things happen!"

Wang Baichu wondered, what did he do?

The doctor said again: "I will prescribe some medicine for you in a while, and sex life is prohibited for a month."

"Yeah." Wang Baichu thought to himself, it's impossible to have a sex life, and his girlfriend is gone.

"Also, remember to wear a condom in the future, otherwise the chance of getting sick is very high."

"Yeah." Wang Baichu agreed sullenly.

"Hey, young man, my son is about the same age as you. People of your generation have ideas and pursuits, and others can't stop them, and they can't interfere, but you listen to what my uncle said, your friend is unreliable, and you should end it sooner." Go! Make you like this, and let you go to the hospital by yourself, who is it!"

Wang Baichu was confused and didn't understand what the doctor was talking about. He tentatively asked, "Doctor... what's wrong with me?"

"What disease! You young man, you can't be a fool!" The doctor suddenly tightened his wrist, and Wang Baichu screamed in pain, "Anal fissure! You idiot!"

Anal... fissure!

Wang Baichu was stunned, how could he suddenly have an anal fissure after waking up from sleep.He left the hospital after seeing his illness, and moved to his small basement worriedly, puzzled by the problem of anal fissure.

So, he turned on the computer and began to consult on the forum: I was drunk last night, and when I woke up in the morning, I suddenly had an anal fissure, what happened?

After posting the post, he opened the recruitment website again, browsed the recent recruitment information, and couldn't find a suitable one after reading it for a long time.Hey, why is it so difficult to find a job with less money and better benefits?

He returned to the forum page just now, wanting to see if anyone had replied.

"Damn it!" Wang Baichu saw the dozens of replies below, and was so shocked that he couldn't hold his tongue from ear to ear. How could this question be so popular?

He began to browse one by one, and the one with the most likes said: "I'm afraid that the landlord will be taken advantage of by others!"

"Explosive! Chrysanthemum!" Wang Baichu slapped his hands on the table and stood up, pulling on the wound too much, and gasped in pain several times.

This reply may seem absurd, but it is actually very reasonable.He drank with that man last night, and he doesn't remember anything after that. When he woke up, his clothes were thrown in a mess in the hotel, and the man on his body disappeared without a trace...

Thinking back to what the doctor said just now, all doubts were cleared up at once.

Wang Baichu held his head and thought in pain: "I was fucked by a man! I was fucked by a man! I was fucking fucked by a man!"

Is there anything more humiliating than this?A big man was... fucked by another man!Compared to this, being beaten by Xiao Yu wearing a green hat and being beaten against the wall by a beard is nothing!

"Don't let me see you again!" Wang Baichu thought viciously, "Otherwise, I will kill you!"

At this moment, his mobile phone rang, and he picked up the precious mobile phone that had almost lost his life, and connected the call.

A bright female voice said: "Hello, is this Mr. Wang Baichu?"

"Well, it's me, are you?"

"Hello, Mr. Wang, this is Rongping Law Firm. We are recruiting for a personal assistant position here. You need to be proficient in English and familiar with Japanese. Your major meets our requirements, so we invite you to come for an interview."

Rongping Law Firm, one of the most well-known local law firms, because their main business is in the fields of multinational enterprise disputes, they often receive the attention of the local media. and.

People like Wang Baichu who rarely read the news are no strangers to this name.

Rong Ping invited him to an interview?What an international joke, liar!Wang Baichu rolled his eyelids: "I said, little sister, what are you doing wrong, why are you a liar? What kind of new routine... Let me guess, it won't be tricking me to go to an interview and pay a deposit for training fees, right?" ? Save it, I won't go."

He felt that the other party was hit by his words, and he was obviously stunned for two seconds, and then continued to calmly say: "Mr. on the website."

"Come on, numbers can be faked, and besides, I didn't give you resumes at all."

He heard the woman on the opposite side sigh: "Mr. Wang, believe it or not is your choice, but please listen to me. If you are interested, please come to the headquarters of Rongping Law Firm at ten o'clock tomorrow morning for an interview. I will send the detailed address to your mobile phone later.”

Wang Baichu still didn't take it seriously, but he was bored and wanted to tease the liar, so he asked, "What is the main job of this position? How is the salary?"

The woman replied: "Oh, this is our lawyer Zheng's personal assistant. He mainly assists him with some daily affairs. The basic salary during the probationary period is 5000, plus a meal allowance of 1000. After you become a regular, the basic salary will increase by [-]%, and you will pay five insurances and one insurance. gold."

Not to mention, this treatment is very attractive, it would be great if it was true.He hung up and did get a text a few moments later.It states the time and place of the interview.

He looked it up according to that address, and it was indeed the headquarters address of Rong Ping Law Firm.

Could it be true?Do you want to go and see?What a coincidence that this call came, as if his stomach was growling, someone brought him a bowl of rice, it was a timely help.

The next day, Wang Baichu sat in the waiting chair of the Human Resources Department of Rongping Law Firm.He was finally convinced that the call he had received was not a scam call.

"Mr. Wang, please follow me." A young girl in business attire ushered her into the office, "This is Director Chen of our Human Resources Department."

"Hello, Wang Baichu, please sit down."

As soon as the director spoke, Wang Baichu recognized that this was the woman who called him yesterday.This company is really special, it turned out that the director personally called for the interview.

Director Chen is tall and thin, with neat short hair, sharp facial contours, and a standardized smile on his face: "Let me introduce the job responsibilities to you."

The salary and benefits are the same as what she said on the phone yesterday. After she finished speaking, she asked Wang Baichu: "Do you have any questions?"

Wang Baichu thought for a while and asked, "Who will be your assistant?"

"Lawyer Zheng, and also Mr. Zheng."

Still a "general manager", Wang Baichu thought to himself, this competition should be quite big, and he probably has nothing to play.

Seeing him thoughtful, Director Chen asked, "Any questions?"

"No more." Wang Baichu shook his head.

"Well, if there is no problem, then you sign the contract and go straight to work. I will take you to see Mr. Zheng."

"what?"

"what happened?"

"No...the assessment...and the re-examination...go to work today?"

Director Chen waved his hand: "No, hurry up and finish signing, and follow me to see Mr. Zheng."

Wang Baichu didn't know what to do. He always felt that something was wrong. His signature was crooked, and he walked tremblingly on the 50-meter-long road.

"It's here, just wait here for a while."

Director Chen knocked on the door and went in. Wang Baichu stared blankly at the nameplate at the door, which said "Zheng Rongping".Zheng Rongping... Rongping Law Firm... Let me go!The number one boss!He couldn't calm down anymore. Fate tricked people and gave him a big slap. Before he could calm down, he rewarded him with a huge sweet date.

He seems to have seen himself getting promoted and raising his salary, embarking on the path of subverting Guanghua's bright future in life.

"Wang Baichu," Director Chen came out of the office and said to him, "Come in, Mr. Zheng is waiting for you. From now on, Mr. Zheng will have full authority to arrange your work. You will only listen to Mr. Zheng's deployment."

Wang Baichu took a deep breath, knocked on the door and went in, thinking, no matter what, he has been in the society for a few years, so he should be calm and calm, and he must put on an appearance of not being surprised.But when he saw the hand that was folding the sleeve of the shirt, he wasn't surprised, damn it—some secret place started to hurt again.

Who is this?Isn't this the one from the night before yesterday... He remembered the flag he set up just yesterday: If he meets this person again, he must be killed.

God, don't slap your face so quickly.He was a coward himself, although he was so angry that he wished he could rush up and strangle this man to death, but after weighing the current situation, he felt that it might not be possible for a while.

"Here, sit down." Zheng Rongping didn't lift his head, he was flipping through a thick stack of documents, and pointed to a desk next to him, "That's your place, from now on you will follow me , I usually do some translations of English files, and occasionally I have to accompany me to meet clients, so I will translate the materials on your desk today."

What do you mean I will follow you from now on? Why does this sound so wrong?Wang Baichu gave Zheng Rongping a sideways glance, and walked towards the desk he was pointing at, but before he reached it, he received another order: "Pour me a glass of water."

"Oh, okay." He quickly walked two steps to Zheng Rongping, took his water glass away, and went to the water dispenser next to him to get a glass of boiling water, thinking to himself, you will be scalded to death.

In the end, Zheng Rongping didn't do what he wanted, he just touched the wall of the glass lightly with his fingers, and then said softly: "Pour warm water next time—go ahead, I'll be busy with you."

Wang Baichu started to work absent-mindedly, the manuscripts to be translated were not difficult for him, but he always involuntarily distracted part of his attention to take a sneak peek at Zheng Rongping, and secretly searched for Zheng Rongping's information on Baidu.