Why is it always you [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 22 Unexpectedly, the village owner is so upright 2
"Madam's kissing skills are so good, it seems that you are not the only husband? You really make me a little jealous." Nan Mu lay on the couch, looked at Li Mingsi who was straddling him, and smiled wryly.
"Then husband doesn't want me anymore?" Li Mingsi stroked the dogwood in front of the south curtain with his fingertips, and there was a somewhat sad expression between his brows.
"My Lord loves you before it's too late." Before the words stopped, Nan Mu's waist suddenly rose up, and Li Mingsi was pressed under the bed by Nan Mu before he recovered his senses. "How could my father not want you?"
"Hey, it's really 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi~" Li Mingsi looked sideways at the door and sighed softly.
Nanmu clamped Li Mingsi's hands with his left hand and pressed them on the top of his head, and sealed Li Mingsi's acupuncture points with his right hand: "Madam just gave me a big gift for my husband, so my husband will naturally reciprocate the gifts, and I will return a copy to my wife."
"That's not necessary, I'm afraid I can't afford it."
"But I think it's very necessary." Nan Mu reached into Li Mingsi's underwear, and rubbed his palms against Li Mingsi's back.
"Husband, it's really boring to touch and feel. I'm afraid you're a bit thin in reciprocating courtesy? Fortunately, I thought that Husband would bring me some surprises..."
"Surprise?" Nanmu thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "It's true that the master didn't think carefully. He should give the lady a surprise, but I'm afraid that the lady won't be able to bear it."
"Since that's the case, it doesn't matter if your husband doesn't send you off."
"Hey, how good is this? Madam is looking forward to it so much, how can a husband be willing to spoil Madam's interest?" While speaking, Nan Mu had already touched Li Mingsi's thigh.
At this moment, there was a hasty knock on the door, and then a voice came in: "Village Master! That woman is here again!!!"
"..." Hearing this, Nan Mu froze for a moment, then quickly jumped out of bed, picked up the scattered clothes on the ground and put them on.
"Husband, what's the matter with you?" Compared to Nan Mu's flustered and innocent, Li Mingsi seemed rather idle.
"Shut up!" Nan Mu turned his head and glanced at Li Mingsi, fastened his belt, and muttered, "This silly woman, the ghost of her mother is really lingering!"
Seeing Nanmu's behavior, Li Mingsi was curious: what kind of woman is it that makes Nanmu so troublesome?
Nanmu tidied up his clothes, then raised his hand and pushed the door away.
When Nanmu arrived at the ground, the originally empty ground was surrounded by brothers, only to see a woman in a pink dress with a black eyebrow and a round fan in her hand surrounded by the crowd like a monkey. ——Fu Tangjian
"You... what are you doing here again?" Seeing Nan Mu approaching, the brothers backed away automatically.
"Brother Nanmu~" Hearing the sound, Fu Tangjian immediately beamed with joy, and was about to rush forward when he saw it. Fortunately, the brothers were also wise people, and they surrounded Nanmu in small groups.
Fortunately, Nan Mu was tall and had enough head to see Fu Tang.
"I have already gone down the mountain to find Madam Yazhai today. Miss Fu's kindness is appreciated by Nan. But a small bandit in Nan is not worthy of you as a rich lady. Please come back!" Nanmu looked at Fu who was stunned. Tang Jian said leisurely.
"Brother Nanmu, it's a violation of the king's law to rob people's daughters by force." Seeing his eyes shifting, Fu Tang squinted at Nanmu: "Brother let me go, aren't you afraid that I'll tell the government to arrest you~"
"..." Grandma has a leg, this little girl dares to threaten me?
"Miss, the government's investigation also requires evidence~" At this moment, Li Mingsi got out of the crowd without knowing when.
"Who are you?" Fu Tangjian glanced at Li Mingsi and said contemptuously.
"Me? I am Mrs. Yazhai that my husband snatched back~" Li Mingsi looked at Nanmu and raised his chin slightly: "Is it? My husband~"
"..." Damn it!Another disaster has come!But in the current situation, Nan Mu didn't care too much, and bit the bullet: "That's right, that's the master's Mrs. Yazhai!"
"A joke! How could Mrs. Yazhai be a man?" Seeing Ye Mei frowned slightly, Fu Tang scolded: "Brother Nanmu, I like you to save face, but today you found a man to humiliate me! What a shame! Make me sad..." Before he finished speaking, Fu Tang knelt down and choked up.
"..." Seeing this cry, Fu Tang made all the elders in the village at a loss.And Fu Tangjian was able to rely on Nanmu, so naturally he relied on this vulgar method.
"It's unlucky to cry in the early morning." Li Mingsi crossed his arms, walked slowly to Fu Tangjian, and said condescendingly: "Those who don't know think your father is dead."
"You!" Seeing that Fu Tang hadn't finished speaking, Li Mingsi interrupted: "Oh, your father is dead, so you should guard the mourning hall well, why did you come to my cottage?
Could it be that the coffin can't carry it?Then you have found the right person. The brothers in my village are all strong and strong. Seeing that you and the brothers are quite familiar, the cost of carrying the coffin is not too much, just 100 taels.I don't know which brothers..."
Before the words were finished, Nanmu walked towards Li Mingsi with clenched fists, and without a word, he swung his fist and smashed Li Mingsi's head!
Li Mingsi had been on guard for a long time, he tilted his head away from Nanmu's fist, then turned his back to Nanmu, took advantage of the situation and grabbed Nanmu's arm, and threw a solid back and shoulder fall!
The back of Nanmu slammed into the ground hard, splashing a cloud of dust.He was about to stand up, but Li Mingsi stepped on his shoulder: "Are you fucking in debt? I'm kind enough to help you, but you still want to beat me up?"
"Looking at the crying woman, are you a big man so fucking embarrassed to bully you?" Nan Mu retorted.
"Woman?" Li Mingsi snorted coldly: "If you stood in front of me with a handle, I'm afraid you would have beaten me into a pig's head and kicked me out of the village. If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, that's just what scholars talk about." Up.
You guy, you can tell by looking at it that you haven't read many books, and you still pretend to be pity!When that woman cries, it can make the brothers happy.
You are still a fucking village master!You don't even touch the things that are offered to your door, you coward!A bird man!A dog basket! "
"..." Nanmu was dazed by Li Mingsi's scolding, and before he could react, Li Mingsi stepped on his face fiercely: "Just now on the bed, who the hell took off my clothes, and I was so friendly with me Yes, you just want to turn your face and deny anyone when you stay here?
Let me tell you, from now on you will be Lao Tzu's people!You belong to Lao Tzu, and the cottage also belongs to Lao Tzu!You are all Lao Tzu's!If you don't accept it, come to fight, and accompany you at any time! "
All the brothers: "..." Give grandma a leg!The owner of the cottage is the most powerful in martial arts, and now he has been overthrown, who the hell dares to go up there!
"This is my village! My territory!" Nan Mu wiped off the footprints on his face with the back of his hand, and said in a deep voice.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." Li Mingsi squatted and half-kneeled, pulled up the front of Nanmu's chest, and pulled it in front of his eyes, smiling softly.
"Master... um!" Before Nanmu finished speaking, Li Mingsi kissed him.Li Mingsi didn't care about the situation around him, anyway, he was going to make Nanmu, anyone who wanted this stupid guy would provoke him.
Nanmu struggled to get up, trying to push Li Mingsi away. Li Mingsi hit the snake with a stick, passed his hands under Nanmu's armpit, clasped Nanmu's shoulder tightly, and kissed Nanmu's neck with his head turned.
The faint smell of alcohol mixed with Nanmu's unique smell, after all, it doesn't smell very good. Sure enough, he has to give up drinking in the future!
Nan Mu was so breathless by Li Mingsi's kiss that he almost suffocated.The younger brothers who watched the play were all dumbfounded, watching their village master being forcibly kissed.
Li Mingsi bit Nanmu's earlobe lightly, and said softly: "Husband, all brothers have seen it too, I'm afraid you can't get rid of the responsibility~
A man, a real man, one person does things and one person is responsible~"
"..." Nanmu went down the mountain to snatch people because of his brother's instigation, saying that he wanted a sister-in-law.But he was irritated by Fu Tang every day, if he didn't see her as a woman, he might not have punched her in the face!
This also made Nan Mu think that all women are such rascals, so he has no good impression of women in his heart.If it weren't for some of the brothers who had been educated and said that beating a woman is not a man, he wouldn't have been wronged by Fu Tang.
Originally, he wanted to rob casually and go through the motions, but looking at those gorgeous women, Nan Mu felt panicked.At this moment, he saw Li Mingsi.
This Li Mingsi's face is like a crown jade, and he is handsome.He originally wanted to play around, claiming that he was too drunk to look around, and found a man to come back, and then let Li Mingsi go away, so he could fool around.
Unexpectedly, this Li Mingsi is a god and Buddha, his mother is easy to invite, but it is more difficult to send him away than going to heaven!
Li Mingsi let go of Nanmu and pulled him up from the ground.Then she turned her head to look at the startled Fu Tangjian: "Miss Fu, do you understand now?"
"Disgusting! Perverted! Hooligans! A group of lunatics!" Fu Tang saw that he was stunned for a moment, so he hurriedly walked towards him with his skirts up, screaming like hogs.
"It's really incomprehensible~" Li Mingsi shrugged helplessly and sighed when he saw the figure that was getting further and further away.
"Everyone leave first." Nanmu wiped his mouth fiercely, and said something to the brothers who were watching.Then he looked at Li Mingsi and yelled angrily: "What the hell are you going crazy about? In front of brothers, you're trying to save face?"
"How dare I shame you? Speaking of which, you kidnapped me to the cottage, stripped off my clothes pretending to be stupid, and then showed me the big baby, so what do you mean?"
"Damn it, didn't you say that I won't lift it! Didn't I prove it to you! What's the point?"
"Fuck! You're just showing it, not touching it?" Li Mingsi raised his eyebrows.
"!!!" These words were like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and Nan Mu was severely stunned.
"Then husband doesn't want me anymore?" Li Mingsi stroked the dogwood in front of the south curtain with his fingertips, and there was a somewhat sad expression between his brows.
"My Lord loves you before it's too late." Before the words stopped, Nan Mu's waist suddenly rose up, and Li Mingsi was pressed under the bed by Nan Mu before he recovered his senses. "How could my father not want you?"
"Hey, it's really 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi~" Li Mingsi looked sideways at the door and sighed softly.
Nanmu clamped Li Mingsi's hands with his left hand and pressed them on the top of his head, and sealed Li Mingsi's acupuncture points with his right hand: "Madam just gave me a big gift for my husband, so my husband will naturally reciprocate the gifts, and I will return a copy to my wife."
"That's not necessary, I'm afraid I can't afford it."
"But I think it's very necessary." Nan Mu reached into Li Mingsi's underwear, and rubbed his palms against Li Mingsi's back.
"Husband, it's really boring to touch and feel. I'm afraid you're a bit thin in reciprocating courtesy? Fortunately, I thought that Husband would bring me some surprises..."
"Surprise?" Nanmu thought for a moment, then smiled and said, "It's true that the master didn't think carefully. He should give the lady a surprise, but I'm afraid that the lady won't be able to bear it."
"Since that's the case, it doesn't matter if your husband doesn't send you off."
"Hey, how good is this? Madam is looking forward to it so much, how can a husband be willing to spoil Madam's interest?" While speaking, Nan Mu had already touched Li Mingsi's thigh.
At this moment, there was a hasty knock on the door, and then a voice came in: "Village Master! That woman is here again!!!"
"..." Hearing this, Nan Mu froze for a moment, then quickly jumped out of bed, picked up the scattered clothes on the ground and put them on.
"Husband, what's the matter with you?" Compared to Nan Mu's flustered and innocent, Li Mingsi seemed rather idle.
"Shut up!" Nan Mu turned his head and glanced at Li Mingsi, fastened his belt, and muttered, "This silly woman, the ghost of her mother is really lingering!"
Seeing Nanmu's behavior, Li Mingsi was curious: what kind of woman is it that makes Nanmu so troublesome?
Nanmu tidied up his clothes, then raised his hand and pushed the door away.
When Nanmu arrived at the ground, the originally empty ground was surrounded by brothers, only to see a woman in a pink dress with a black eyebrow and a round fan in her hand surrounded by the crowd like a monkey. ——Fu Tangjian
"You... what are you doing here again?" Seeing Nan Mu approaching, the brothers backed away automatically.
"Brother Nanmu~" Hearing the sound, Fu Tangjian immediately beamed with joy, and was about to rush forward when he saw it. Fortunately, the brothers were also wise people, and they surrounded Nanmu in small groups.
Fortunately, Nan Mu was tall and had enough head to see Fu Tang.
"I have already gone down the mountain to find Madam Yazhai today. Miss Fu's kindness is appreciated by Nan. But a small bandit in Nan is not worthy of you as a rich lady. Please come back!" Nanmu looked at Fu who was stunned. Tang Jian said leisurely.
"Brother Nanmu, it's a violation of the king's law to rob people's daughters by force." Seeing his eyes shifting, Fu Tang squinted at Nanmu: "Brother let me go, aren't you afraid that I'll tell the government to arrest you~"
"..." Grandma has a leg, this little girl dares to threaten me?
"Miss, the government's investigation also requires evidence~" At this moment, Li Mingsi got out of the crowd without knowing when.
"Who are you?" Fu Tangjian glanced at Li Mingsi and said contemptuously.
"Me? I am Mrs. Yazhai that my husband snatched back~" Li Mingsi looked at Nanmu and raised his chin slightly: "Is it? My husband~"
"..." Damn it!Another disaster has come!But in the current situation, Nan Mu didn't care too much, and bit the bullet: "That's right, that's the master's Mrs. Yazhai!"
"A joke! How could Mrs. Yazhai be a man?" Seeing Ye Mei frowned slightly, Fu Tang scolded: "Brother Nanmu, I like you to save face, but today you found a man to humiliate me! What a shame! Make me sad..." Before he finished speaking, Fu Tang knelt down and choked up.
"..." Seeing this cry, Fu Tang made all the elders in the village at a loss.And Fu Tangjian was able to rely on Nanmu, so naturally he relied on this vulgar method.
"It's unlucky to cry in the early morning." Li Mingsi crossed his arms, walked slowly to Fu Tangjian, and said condescendingly: "Those who don't know think your father is dead."
"You!" Seeing that Fu Tang hadn't finished speaking, Li Mingsi interrupted: "Oh, your father is dead, so you should guard the mourning hall well, why did you come to my cottage?
Could it be that the coffin can't carry it?Then you have found the right person. The brothers in my village are all strong and strong. Seeing that you and the brothers are quite familiar, the cost of carrying the coffin is not too much, just 100 taels.I don't know which brothers..."
Before the words were finished, Nanmu walked towards Li Mingsi with clenched fists, and without a word, he swung his fist and smashed Li Mingsi's head!
Li Mingsi had been on guard for a long time, he tilted his head away from Nanmu's fist, then turned his back to Nanmu, took advantage of the situation and grabbed Nanmu's arm, and threw a solid back and shoulder fall!
The back of Nanmu slammed into the ground hard, splashing a cloud of dust.He was about to stand up, but Li Mingsi stepped on his shoulder: "Are you fucking in debt? I'm kind enough to help you, but you still want to beat me up?"
"Looking at the crying woman, are you a big man so fucking embarrassed to bully you?" Nan Mu retorted.
"Woman?" Li Mingsi snorted coldly: "If you stood in front of me with a handle, I'm afraid you would have beaten me into a pig's head and kicked me out of the village. If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, that's just what scholars talk about." Up.
You guy, you can tell by looking at it that you haven't read many books, and you still pretend to be pity!When that woman cries, it can make the brothers happy.
You are still a fucking village master!You don't even touch the things that are offered to your door, you coward!A bird man!A dog basket! "
"..." Nanmu was dazed by Li Mingsi's scolding, and before he could react, Li Mingsi stepped on his face fiercely: "Just now on the bed, who the hell took off my clothes, and I was so friendly with me Yes, you just want to turn your face and deny anyone when you stay here?
Let me tell you, from now on you will be Lao Tzu's people!You belong to Lao Tzu, and the cottage also belongs to Lao Tzu!You are all Lao Tzu's!If you don't accept it, come to fight, and accompany you at any time! "
All the brothers: "..." Give grandma a leg!The owner of the cottage is the most powerful in martial arts, and now he has been overthrown, who the hell dares to go up there!
"This is my village! My territory!" Nan Mu wiped off the footprints on his face with the back of his hand, and said in a deep voice.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." Li Mingsi squatted and half-kneeled, pulled up the front of Nanmu's chest, and pulled it in front of his eyes, smiling softly.
"Master... um!" Before Nanmu finished speaking, Li Mingsi kissed him.Li Mingsi didn't care about the situation around him, anyway, he was going to make Nanmu, anyone who wanted this stupid guy would provoke him.
Nanmu struggled to get up, trying to push Li Mingsi away. Li Mingsi hit the snake with a stick, passed his hands under Nanmu's armpit, clasped Nanmu's shoulder tightly, and kissed Nanmu's neck with his head turned.
The faint smell of alcohol mixed with Nanmu's unique smell, after all, it doesn't smell very good. Sure enough, he has to give up drinking in the future!
Nan Mu was so breathless by Li Mingsi's kiss that he almost suffocated.The younger brothers who watched the play were all dumbfounded, watching their village master being forcibly kissed.
Li Mingsi bit Nanmu's earlobe lightly, and said softly: "Husband, all brothers have seen it too, I'm afraid you can't get rid of the responsibility~
A man, a real man, one person does things and one person is responsible~"
"..." Nanmu went down the mountain to snatch people because of his brother's instigation, saying that he wanted a sister-in-law.But he was irritated by Fu Tang every day, if he didn't see her as a woman, he might not have punched her in the face!
This also made Nan Mu think that all women are such rascals, so he has no good impression of women in his heart.If it weren't for some of the brothers who had been educated and said that beating a woman is not a man, he wouldn't have been wronged by Fu Tang.
Originally, he wanted to rob casually and go through the motions, but looking at those gorgeous women, Nan Mu felt panicked.At this moment, he saw Li Mingsi.
This Li Mingsi's face is like a crown jade, and he is handsome.He originally wanted to play around, claiming that he was too drunk to look around, and found a man to come back, and then let Li Mingsi go away, so he could fool around.
Unexpectedly, this Li Mingsi is a god and Buddha, his mother is easy to invite, but it is more difficult to send him away than going to heaven!
Li Mingsi let go of Nanmu and pulled him up from the ground.Then she turned her head to look at the startled Fu Tangjian: "Miss Fu, do you understand now?"
"Disgusting! Perverted! Hooligans! A group of lunatics!" Fu Tang saw that he was stunned for a moment, so he hurriedly walked towards him with his skirts up, screaming like hogs.
"It's really incomprehensible~" Li Mingsi shrugged helplessly and sighed when he saw the figure that was getting further and further away.
"Everyone leave first." Nanmu wiped his mouth fiercely, and said something to the brothers who were watching.Then he looked at Li Mingsi and yelled angrily: "What the hell are you going crazy about? In front of brothers, you're trying to save face?"
"How dare I shame you? Speaking of which, you kidnapped me to the cottage, stripped off my clothes pretending to be stupid, and then showed me the big baby, so what do you mean?"
"Damn it, didn't you say that I won't lift it! Didn't I prove it to you! What's the point?"
"Fuck! You're just showing it, not touching it?" Li Mingsi raised his eyebrows.
"!!!" These words were like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and Nan Mu was severely stunned.
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