Hong Kong and Black Undercover Ayanokoji's Handbook of Tool Man

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It only takes 36 questions and 4 minutes to warm up the relationship

After Accelerator finished yelling, seeing that No. [-] didn't care at all, he felt aggrieved instead.Moreover, No. [-] lowered his head to check the time, and moved his feet.

"Then it's not yet three o'clock in the afternoon. We'll see you later." No. [-] has a rigid obsession with what to do, "If I find you by then, don't forget the agreement we made yesterday."

"There are still two hours from one to three, what are you going to do?"

"Of course I will continue to monitor you."

"..." Fang Accelerator rolled his eyes towards the sky, dug his ears while talking, and said impatiently, "Are you annoying?"

On the [-]st, I carefully thought about this problem——

Not only will he not cause trouble for others, but he will also solve problems for others.

He will not always ask questions, because most of what he knows, he has already learned from books.

Moreover, he will not deliberately play pranks and challenge the patience of others.

To sum up, No. [-] replied seriously: "I'm not bothered."

Fang Accelerator choked on his words, the corner of his mouth curled down, and he said, "You are very annoying."

Because number one insisted on his answer, he was not swayed by the words of Accelerator. Instead, he gave advice to Accelerator: "I always see you very impatient. I think you are lacking in calcium? You need to drink more Some milk?"

What calcium deficiency!?

"Believe it or not, just say a few more words, and I'll hang you on the telegraph pole." Accelerator felt that his patience was almost worn out in front of No. [-], "You don't want me to be your friend?" Is it? I don't have that much time to play friend games with you."

"You obviously slept at home alone until twelve o'clock."

As soon as these words fell, they directly hit Fang Accelerator's sore foot.

"...I like it, why don't you care about me!!?"

Accelerator felt that No. [-] interrupted him, and he forgot what he wanted to say.After finally getting No. [-] to shut up, Accelerator continued, "I only have time today... After that, I have to go to class, I'm going to the research institute, anyway, I don't have time to care about you."

"Then we can only do something that makes our relationship warm up quickly."

"..." Is this person really listening?

arthuraron and elainearon have done research on the operating mechanism of intimacy, and published a corresponding paper in 1992.This research shows that even if two people don't know each other well, answering highly intimate questions with each other can enhance their relationship.There are 36 questions involved and a small activity.

Number One is fully prepared when he is ready to plan a dating activity.However, at the beginning, he was not sure whether Yifang Accelerator would do it with him.

Listening to what Fang Xing said now, then he should also be looking forward to an efficient way to cultivate relationships.

Number One said: "Then let's do a set of practice questions. I have all the questions in my mind, and we can ask each other questions."

"..."

Should it be said that this person came out of the research institute?

Accelerator thought he would eat and drink together, or go somewhere to play...

However, Accelerator has no concept of how to get along with friends, how to cultivate feelings with each other, and what to do to be a friend.If it is to answer the question - it seems to be a little easier than imagined.

"Where do you ask? Do you need electrodes on your head?"

"No." Number One said, "An oral answer is fine."

Accelerator thought for a while, and he was familiar with the shops around him, so he said, "Then let's go to the 24-hour family restaurant?"

"Okay." Number One answered simply.

Haoweiwu is a self-service family restaurant specializing in Japanese cuisine.Although Accelerator had eaten instant noodles at home, but now smelling the smell, he also felt hungry, and picked up a lot of spicy fried chicken nuggets in one go.Accelerator is an out-and-out carnivore, but number one followed behind and started to get cold food. Accelerator asked curiously, "Do you like this kind of side dish?"

"According to the experience summed up by the predecessors, don't go for "big fish and big meat" at the beginning of the buffet, otherwise you will not eat much.In addition, don't eat "heavy taste" food at the beginning, as this will affect the taste of subsequent food. "

"...Are you really only 12 years old?" Accelerator frowned and said, especially when he saw that the guy chose "coffee" in his drink. Don't everyone at this age like carbonated drinks?

"Of course not." Number One said, "I have probably been born for more than two days since I became truly conscious."

"..." Accelerator recalled the 38-second incident mentioned yesterday. What would happen a week after he was born?He was still thinking that number one had already gone the other way, and started to pick up some potato salad.

...he's just a replicant.

He will do these things today, or he may be instructed by others.

If you are touched by this, it can only show that you are too easy to deceive.

Thinking of this, Accelerator began to calm down and re-examine this person who suddenly broke into his life.

What is his purpose?

After choosing his favorite food, Accelerator sat down face-to-face with No. [-] full of vigilance.

"Then let's start with our 36 questions."

Like all researchers, No. [-] began to read out all the details that needed attention, and then did a small test-it was just a simple exchange of names, and No. [-] officially started: "There will be a lot of private issues involved in the question. Since you If you choose to participate, naturally you cannot choose not to answer, of course you can choose to tell lies, but I will use this as the standard in the future."

Accelerator stuffed a mouthful of spicy fried chicken into his mouth, and said to No. [-] with his hand holding a fork, "Let's get started, there's a lot of nonsense."

"It's about making sure we're serious enough."

"Okay, okay, let's get started."

→「q1: If you could choose anyone, who would you like to invite to dinner?」

Accelerator propped his face, glanced at No. [-] who was sitting upright, and said, "You talk first."

One said: "If I could choose anyone, I would like to invite "Body" to dinner with me, because I will not have the opportunity to meet him, but I am very curious about him.Or it can be said that without him, I would not exist. "

"..." Fang Accelerator was a little surprised, his face left his palm and said, "You are serious."

"No.[-] is very serious about any experiment." No.[-] nodded and said with an inviting gesture, "It's your turn."

Accelerator pursed his lips, and finally resumed the gesture of supporting his face with his hands, and said, "My parents". After finishing speaking, one party felt that if Number One suddenly asked him why, Accelerator would definitely refuse to answer.

However, number one went directly to the next question.

The questions that follow are easier to answer, such as "Do you want to be famous?" or "When was the last time you sang to yourself? Or when was it to someone else?"

→ ", Do you have a premonition that others don't know?"

"Who knows? I haven't thought about it, probably he will either be killed or die of old age." Accelerator felt that his future self would definitely make countless enemies.

As if telling someone else's story, No. [-] said: "I will die in the laboratory next Monday, bleeding to death."

"why?"

No. [-] blinked his eyes, but he didn't quite understand why Accelerator was curious about it.

"Because at that time, I will complete the last handover of thinking and memory with the body, and I already know that the body intends to die in that experiment."

"Why? Real death, or fake death? Fake death?"

"According to the memory I received, it should be fake." No. [-] nodded affirmatively, and said, "So, I want to keep him. If one must die, I will do it. This is my The optimal solution between him and him. His plan is to let "clones develop autonomous consciousness and kill the body, so that no one dares to continue to use the next thinking mode." "

"Wow, this man is more ruthless than I imagined."

"However, he knows I know he's going to do it, so he'll probably change course."

"...you are more troublesome than I imagined." Accelerator simulated the game between two people in his mind, feeling that it was already boring.

"."

"Male gender, no friends, bad personality." x2.

After the two finished speaking at the same time, No. [-] and Accelerator were thinking at the same time, is this sure to increase mutual affection?Or are they increasing mutual animosity?After I finished speaking, I really felt even worse.

Continue to answer the next 4 questions, and the first stage is over.

The second stage asks mostly recall content and questions about oneself.

For example, "Most precious memory" or "Scary memory" and "What is the greatest achievement in life?"

Neither of them had a deep concept of this, nor did they give any profound answers.

Soon it was the turn of question 33.

→ ", and not being able to contact anyone, what is your biggest regret that you haven't said yet? Why haven't you said it yet?"

Accelerator felt that the person in front of him should not have such regrets, he already knew about his death, and he had already said what he wanted to say.

If it was me——

If I die today——

There is nothing to say.

"Although I don't want to say regret, but I am curious and want to say, "Are you willing to die for the body?" Is it your own thoughts in your head?Or—" Fang Accelerator felt that his question was quite boring. "It must be brainwashing, right? "

It is easy to understand that the body controls him.

If you can solve small things by yourself, you can solve them in your own way, but big things still follow the general direction.

"Actually, after the thinking mode of the body is implanted in the brain, it will not be affected by the brainwashing device. The thinking mode of the body is deeper and broader like the sea. How can a small lake compare to the sea?"

"But there is no explanation, it is the body that instructed you to do it."

"For me, that's what I want to do," said One.

"Okay, okay." Accelerator didn't want to dwell on such a strange and inexplicable question. He couldn't even answer it himself. What was he doing? "Then do you have any?"

"Although I don't know what it feels like to regret, maybe if you don't do it, you will always think about it?" No. [-] said, "I want to ask "does the body hate us?"The reason why I couldn't say it was because I probably wasn't qualified enough to ask. "

"..."

This guy completely ran around the "body".

→ "q36, tell me a personal question, and ask the other party's advice on how to deal with it. Also, ask him to tell you how he thinks about "your mood for choosing this question""

"Personal question." At this time, Accelerator had already answered while eating. He had almost finished his meal, and he talked a lot during the meal. It wasn't that kind of formal talk, it was just a topic that people of the same age would talk about. He also honestly said that he encountered The most embarrassing thing is "I found that my clothes were worn backwards and I stayed in school all day", and the number one is probably the black history of moving a lot of bodies.

This will make people feel that the other party is a real person who will experience many things and have emotions.

"Should I continue to pursue the strongest path? I used to think that I have been staying in the research institute since I was very young, because my strength cannot be controlled, so becoming stronger will help me control my own. I can live a normal life. However, after the age of ten, my ability has become stronger and stronger, and now I have been in many places in the Institute of Imaginary Numbers and the Affiliated Institute of Wuqiu Hill. The people around me are just constantly changing. few."

Accelerator paused and said.

"Don't you also say that I haven't had a single friend in three years?"

Number One said solemnly: "If you don't pursue the path of being the strongest, you will get me into a lot of trouble."

"...Have you ever spoken like that?"

Is this why the "Plan for the Evolution of Absolutely Capable Persons" is a super troublesome thing?

Still trying to trick me into a trap?

"I really asked the wrong person."

"You know Pushkin's, read it a few times, and you'll be fine."

"You bastard!"

"It's my turn," said Number One. "The personal question is 'What would you do if you were in my shoes next Monday?'"

"If the body is going to die, you just let him go. Why do you have to die there? Isn't it good to live?"

"You don't understand anything at all."

Accelerator said, "Hey, hey——"

"Have you heard of the researcher "One Color Wakaba"? "

"Do the "cognitive domain" part. "Fang Accelerator also heard that this character is a woman, very smart, who proposed a thesis on "changing the mind", which can allow ordinary people to enter the target's spiritual world, thereby changing the target's thoughts and will.This is even more terrifying than brainwashing. Not only can it change the nature of a person, but the technique is completely undetectable. It all depends on whether the target's heart is strong enough to not be broken.

If someone wants to kill the other party, this method is probably the perfect crime.

"However, I heard that if this is to be realized, Isshiki Wakaba proposed that a special carrier-"not in metal", is not easy to get.What do you guys want to get that kind of thing for? "

No. [-] said seriously: "To overthrow Whiteroom completely and gain absolute personal freedom."

"With his ability, isn't it easy to escape WR?"

"The head of Whiteroom is Suti's biological father."

As soon as the words were finished, Accelerator suddenly felt that he was interested in that body that appeared to be a "robot" of the Kuaigua brand, but was actually full of rebellious bones.

"Don't you want an idea?" Accelerator said, "I can help you. I'm super interested in your plan."

"???"

……

The last activity after 36 questions - "Look at each other for 4 minutes".

"I've never looked at a human face for so long, it feels so weird." Accelerator said while resisting the urge to look away.

No. [-] didn't respond, just focused on Accelerator's face, and said to himself: "By the way, I think you look better the more you look. For example, your skin is really clear and white..."

Accelerator instantly became angry from embarrassment, and the entire table in front of him was suspended in the air.

"Believe it or not, I beat you!!!"

"I'm complimenting you, expressing my affection for you." Number one was a little confused.

It's unscientific that some people don't like compliments.

"shut up!"