Hong Kong and Black Undercover Ayanokoji's Handbook of Tool Man

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I asked the subordinates who were still waiting in line to buy more for me, except for the small skirts to be sent to the Hong Kong headquarters building, and the food to be delivered to the place I said first.Because Edogawa actually sneaked out of work, I had to send him back to the workplace.

Fukuzawa Yukichi is a classic strict school.If he knew that I was someone who would interfere with Edogawa Ranpo's work, my relationship with Edogawa Ranpo would probably be obstructed by the higher-ups.After all, "Fukuzawa Yukichi's will" is higher than "Edogawa Ranpo's will".

"That kind of case can be over in a few sentences."

Edogawa Rampo said he didn't want to go at all.

"However, at least give the other party an explanation. A group of people are waiting for you."

"Eh—————————————" Edogawa pretended to elongate his voice.

Actually, that's what I'm talking about, if he wants to do it or not, it's up to him.

Edogawa glanced at me and said, "Do you want me to go there too?"

"If you are serious and obedient, you will always save some trouble."

Because if you object, more trouble will be created and more time will be wasted.

Edogawa Ranpo said with a distressed face, "Actually, I had an argument with the president, and I don't want to lose weight. So, I plan to go on strike and don't listen to him."

Because of weight loss, I ran away from home last time, and this time I went on strike.

I think his rebellious period is a bit delayed, is this guy really 22 and not lying about his age?The tangled point is also very "everyday".

"Then don't go."

"...But, they will call and report to the president."

"Aren't you going to be angry with the president? Isn't this just right?"

Edogawa Ranpo always said that he doesn't like aggressive methods, but he obviously likes this kind of rebellious psychology-the more he is asked to do it, the less he wants to do it; the more he is asked not to do it, the more he wants to do it.

"That's what you said." Edogawa Ranpo said hesitantly, "But you will be accused when you go back. Thinking about it, I think it will be very troublesome." Edogawa Ranpo tried his best to make an expression that he was not afraid of the president's displeasure , It's just that I find it troublesome. "By the way, how long will you stay here?"

"I have to go to work at four o'clock in the afternoon, and there are still two hours." I checked my watch and said, "I will save the food you want to eat for you. You can go and do your work first."

"No, I don't know how it got there."

"..."

I am still wondering whether Edogawa Ranpo's statement "he doesn't know the way" is true or not.

Last time he said that he didn't know how to get home and needed me to take him back.

The last time I ran to the Lost Children Service Center in the train station of the JR line to find someone to claim it, because he said he couldn't find a car.

The big oolong in the last "manpower" horse race also means that he doesn't know the way.

But he could clearly see through the answers to the puzzles at once, grasping the clues that no one else could notice, but he couldn't recognize the way.It makes me unable to see through.Regardless of whether he did it on purpose or really did not intend to do so, I still took him there.

Most of the work contacted by the Butei Club is related to murder cases.When I arrived at the murder scene, I was still a little sensitive to the smell of blood.

The case is described in my way.

The informant was the wife of the deceased, and the deceased burst out bleeding to death in the study of the house. The whole room was covered in blood, but there was no trace of bones.In the words of the "wife", the husband turned into a puddle of blood on the spot.

The blood volume in the house was at least over 2500ml, and after testing, it was indeed her husband's blood.

According to this amount of blood, even if a corpse is found, he will definitely die.

What's more, there is no body now, so the police want to find out who did it, but they can't find it at all.

In fact, the smell of blood in Mori Ogai's ward was not particularly strong, but it could also be felt deliberately.Personally, I don't like the smell of blood, as long as there is a little bit in the air, I can smell it.This level is probably to the extent that people who hate onion, ginger, garlic, and coriander can easily recognize that it is put in the dish even if they don't see a little bit in it.

So, to be honest, every time Osamu Dazai gets close to me, I tend to feel uncomfortable.There was always a faint smell of blood on him, reminiscent of the strange sweet smell that naturally comes from the grass after weeding.The "mowing smell" actually comes from a green leaf volatile, which contains aldehydes and alcohols with unique smells.In biology, this is also a signal of "sending help to the outside world because you are injured".

Therefore, I do not like the smell of human blood.

If it weren't for the status and resources at the time, I would have always wanted to say to Osamu Dazai, "He smells terrible."The only good thing is that Osamu Dazai never used perfume, otherwise I would be smoked to death.

The criminal policeman is wearing a long army green coat, which is similar to the criminal policeman who often appears on TV - "Age in his 40s, [-] years old, sloppy clothes, slovenly, rigid", I stared at him subconsciously, thinking that this is "life From art", or "art is higher than life" proposition.

"This person is not dead." Edogawa said, pointing to his wife who was crying loudly, "She and her husband faked her death in order to cheat insurance."

"????"

The policeman was completely stunned, and his wife's tears stopped instantly.

After less than half a second of reaction, his wife immediately rushed to Edogawa Ranpo hysterically: "What evidence do you have that I cheated insurance!"

Edogawa ruthlessly pushed me in front of his wife, used me as a shield, made a face at her and said, "It's because of a guilty conscience that I shouted so loudly."

The wife's face became more and more ugly: "You brat, if you continue to slander me, I will never end with you."

Edogawa Ranpo continued desperately: "You still want to hit me, so go ahead and hit me. Do you think the person in front of me will just sit idly by?"

The person in front of Edogawa Ranpo is equal to me.

I also wanted to just sit back and watch, but Ranpo Edogawa grabbed my clothes tightly and wouldn't let me go.

So because I didn't raise an objection, my wife got mad at me directly.The long nails are now like sharp weapons, wanting to scratch at me like crazy.I took a step back and said in the direction of the police: "If you find out where your husband is, you'll have evidence, right?"

"...If the husband can be found, this murder case cannot be established..." the policeman said, "Then how to find it?"

"It's very simple. It is to offer a reward online, saying that this wife is willing to use... By the way, how much is the insurance amount?"

The policeman said, "[-] million yen."

"Use [-] million yen to find the next one, and her husband will soon be willing to come to her. Just press her and record a video."

"Nonsense!" the wife yelled. "What proof do you have that my husband is not dead? Why should I listen to your online bounty offer?"

Normally, if the blood is stored for more than six hours, the phenomenon of "hemolysis" will occur, that is, the red blood cells will rupture.Not to mention, the reporting time did not exceed four hours, and it is not difficult to obtain 2500ml of blood, as long as the husband draws a little blood every day, adds anticoagulant to the blood bag, and puts it in the refrigerator to refrigerate.

People continue to draw blood every day, and a maximum of 400cc of blood can be drawn a day, which means that so much blood can be stored in less than a week.

"What should I do if "hemolysis" is found in the blood? "

"That's because...that's because my husband turned on the air conditioner in the room here. I remember that the low temperature will affect the preservation of blood. I'm sorry, I didn't protect the scene in time." The wife said to the police.

The policeman frowned and said, "But, it's not quite summer yet."

"You still don't allow people to feel hot? Don't you also wear short-sleeved clothes?" The wife looked around and sprayed immediately when she caught someone wearing short-sleeved clothes.

"That," I said, "for the phenomenon of "hemolysis" to occur in a short period of time, the temperature must be as low as minus 20 degrees. Can your air conditioner lower the temperature to such a low temperature? "

"Then...the phenomenon of "hemolysis" must be caused by the murderer anyway, how do I know!" The wife began to argue. "Shut up, you young student!"

I don't know why I have to argue with her here one by one, I pursed my lips, and when I was about to force her to tell the loopholes directly, Edogawa ran out and said: "Her husband is now buying a plane ticket and running away." Go to Kyushu, if you arrive now, you can stop him. Moreover, they are still a big company, and the information on tax evasion should be brought by the husband, so you can check it carefully."

"..." Upon hearing this, the policeman wanted to ask why Edogawa knew about it.

Edogawa, who always squinted his eyes lazily, stared at his wife with dim light in his green pupils and said, "You should be able to find shopping in the trash can. Even if you don't, you can check your credit card." I know which stores to buy things in. Kyushu is located in the south, and the climate has always been the highest in Japan. Although it is May, it has begun to heat up. The torrential rain in Kyushu has increased, and the number of mosquitoes has also begun to increase. Before my husband leaves, I should still Did you buy some anti-mosquito medicine at the pharmacy?"

After Edogawa said this, I always felt that he had installed a surveillance camera in their house.

Anyway, what I said made my wife's face turn red and white and green.

Soon after, the police caught the "husband" in the waiting room and went to the police station with the "wife".Before Edogawa left, he still clamored to remind the police to report the husband and wife for tax evasion. All the jewelry and antiques used for money laundering were hidden in his hometown, and some real estate books were also hidden in his hometown. The other party's face is so unlovable, and his soul is out of his body.In the end, I dragged him away, and he stopped talking.

I know, I understand that Edogawa is a detective, and he is here to solve the case.

I don't know, I thought Edogawa was raided by the tax bureau.

When I went back, I remembered that I was passing through the shopping street anyway, so I should buy a present for Higuchi.

"I want to buy gifts for others, do you want to come with me?" I think it's good for girls to send flowers. Girls like roses, right?

Edogawa was probably still upset. He looked at me with my arms crossed the whole time when I was buying flowers, and said in a very unhappy tone, "I was talking to you just now, and you didn't even thank me, but you just know how to send flowers to girls." , you are too much."

"I can solve it myself, and this is your business." I chose a bouquet of red roses in the flower shop and went straight to pay for it.

"Wow, Ayanokōji, you're talking too much! I'm super angry right now! Me! I'm so mad at you!"

Edogawa was very angry, until I gave him lightning puffs, he was still angry, and he was unwilling to reach out to take it.

I don't get why he's angry at all?

Does he want to spend too?

This is inedible again.

I smoked a red rose and put it in the cake shop bag and handed it to him.

But Edogawa Ranpo got into a fight with me, but he refused to accept it.

"...Well, Edogawa Ranpo was very handsome just now..."

It was the first time in my life that I uttered such a strange line. How handsome is this childish big detective?

Push me in front of others as a shield.

He himself forgot, didn't he?

When I was still thinking about my lines and complaining about him, Edogawa, who was simple-minded, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth because of my simple compliment. Don't look too far away, and won't let me see him snickering.

Ugh.

This guy.

"Thank you, don't be angry—"

"Hmph, I'm not angry." Edogawa Ranpo took the bag from the cake shop, "The flowers are not edible, why give them to me?"

I said kindly: "Then I will take it back."

I can't handle this guy.

Edogawa Ranpo immediately blocked my hand with his body, and said aggressively: "I want to take back what I gave to Ranpo-sama, wait until the sky falls!" After speaking, Edogawa Ranpo's expression turned cloudy , ran to the rest chair aside and began to unpack the Lightning Puffs.

I sighed inwardly and walked over to sit next to him.

After stuffing a mouthful of Lightning Puffs in his mouth, Edogawa took a rose and looked at it carefully, and said with a smile while chewing: "This is the "evidence" that Ayanokōji pissed me off, I have to collect it carefully.Blackmail better next time. "

I heard it all...

"……as long as you are happy."

"Of course, if it suits me, everything will be fine."

Ranpo Edogawa raised his cream-stained face proudly.

Oh, I can't stand it...