Hong Kong and Black Undercover Ayanokoji's Handbook of Tool Man

Mobile phones are uniformly issued to employees within Hong Kong and black.

It is said that if you lose it, you will be compensated 100 million yen, so even if it is a garbage mobile phone, everyone will take it well; in addition, the mobile phone is the only transceiver for receiving tasks, and the communication of where everyone should go to do tasks will only be on it.

To sum up, if I lose my phone, I will be in trouble.

Fortunately, when we left, Oda and I exchanged phone numbers. If the exchange was a social media account, I would have to ask someone.Because I can't use the public phone booth to contact Oda Sakunosuke's social account.

It’s just looking for a public telephone booth. The description in the textbook is “Compared with the mobile phone era, public telephone booths are out of touch. According to statistics, the 35.7 public telephone booths at the end of the last century have been reduced by 80.00% until now, but as An important "infrastructure of disaster", which is still around us, everywhere".

So, I spent an hour and a half looking for a public phone booth, and even asked the old people who grew up nearby, but I was told the wrong way.When I was on the phone, I planned to write a letter of complaint to the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, and it was time to update the textbook.

"Mr. Oda, hello, I'm Ayanokōji."

When I got on the phone, I first identified myself.

It never occurred to me whether I was calling someone for the first time on such a bad rainy day, with such a bad mental journey, or for such a bad reason.

I calmed down and waited quietly for Oda's clean and gentle voice to sound, and a familiar frivolous voice came from the phone.

"... Dazai-san, where did Oda-san go?"

I should remember the phone number correctly.

"Odasaku was in the bar. I saw the phone ringing, so I came out to answer it." There was a refreshing laughter from inside the phone, Dazai Osamu paused and continued, "Are you thinking, are you remembering wrong?" Phone number? You have a very good memory, and you memorized 11 phone numbers in just a few seconds."

As he said this, I had an image of him watching me from the corner of the car in my head.

"..."

"According to moral etiquette, when someone praises you, you should say thank you to me." Osamu Dazai taught me seriously, "You are so rude, there is no cure for it. You can't do it like this .”

If I say thank you at this time, I believe that I am really hopeless.

I get right to the point.

"Sorry, my phone may have been left on Mr. Oda's car, I wonder if you saw it?"

Osamu Dazai responded with a smile, "I didn't see it."

"Then I want to find Mr. Oda, can you please let me talk to Mr. Oda?"

"He probably didn't see it either. Did you lose your phone?" Osamu Dazai asked with concern, "Is it serious? You should be able to apply for a new one. Do you need help?"

"You're welcome." I refused coldly.

"Odasaku's friends are my friends." Osamu Dazai said enthusiastically, "I will help you apply for a new mobile phone. I believe that in my name, it will be easy to give you a mere mobile phone. Many people lose their mobile phones because of If you pay 100 million yuan, you will lose it, and you will lose your whole life to Hong Kong gangsters!"

The moment he finished speaking, I asked without thinking: "What do you want me to do?"

"No, no, no." Osamu Dazai's voice rose, "Why do you think of me so much? What can I get from you? You always feel like I have something wrong with you when you ask me that. You are just a Low-level personnel, I am a cadre, I really want you to do something. Isn't "order" enough?Thinking of me so badly means that your heart is twisted. "

In the end, it turned out to be my fault...

But why should he help me for no reason, I don't think it's reasonable.Yes, I just ignored his sentence "Odasaku's friends are my friends".

"Please don't take it too seriously."

I would rather bear a debt of 100 million than get involved with Osamu Dazai.

"Maybe I accidentally forgot where I didn't find it. If possible, you can also mention it to Mr. Oda, and contact me if you notice it."

"Of course." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "I will contact you later."

After hanging up the phone, I stood in the phone booth and began to quickly organize my thoughts.

What are the disadvantages of losing my phone?

What is it worth the cost to me?

I will owe Hongkong and Hei 100 million yen and have to apply for a new mobile phone.

If I am Osamu Dazai now, why am I targeting a small person at the bottom of society?Is it because you thought I was an undercover agent yesterday?Even if there is no evidence, do you still intuit something wrong with me?That being the case, are you trying to force me to share government information?

However, it is a pity that I am an investigator whose real power has been taken away, and I have no title. I have no substantial influence on the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and I will not get any news.If they are targeted, normal people should run away, just like Ango Sakaguchi, when he knows that he is personally threatened, he immediately asks for help.

I'm still young at all times. In such a situation, I should choose to be wise and protect myself and avoid danger.

But this kind of behavior is not meaningful.

My task is to become an undercover agent of the largest black power organization in Yokohama, not to be a deserter when encountering troubles.

As I pushed open the door of the phone booth, I knew what I had to do.

It is the best way to get rid of the ones that are not good for me, whether they are latent or on the surface, before I can control them.

This refers to Osamu Dazai.

So, I strode over to the 100 yen store, I had to buy something.

the next day.

I was notified to meet the team leader at the seaside warehouse.

Last night, I specifically went to the new team leader to tell the new team leader that I had lost my phone. Before Dazai Osamu gave extra instructions, I told the story first.The new group leader made me sign a paperwork for a lost phone, and a new application.So I got a new phone.

However, as soon as I saw the direction of the group leader, I was pushed to the ground by the people behind, with my face pressed against the cold ground.

"In less than 24 hours, you lost your mobile phone twice. Do you know that you have to pay at least 1000 million for losing your mobile phone twice?! Damn boy, how much trouble do you want to add to our organization?!"

"........."

Oh, this is a trap...

The new mobile phone was directly searched and taken away by them.

My head was looking at the direction the phone left when someone pressed it back to the ground.

Should I pretend to be scared now?Or should you prepare to fight back?

"Hey, take off his clothes now." The group leader's voice fell from my head, he directed the people who suppressed me, and said loudly, "Nude photos were taken, if he dares to run away, Post the photo on the website."

My pants were the ones that got pulled the most in the first place.

However, at such an urgent time, my mind was distracted to the edge of the sky, and I was not at the scene at all.Because I found that I was really not an acting school, and I couldn't make a panicked expression, and I was even a little out of the situation.

At this time, a pair of black shiny leather shoes walked by in front of me, and the owner of the shoes stopped in front of me.

The laughter fell loosely like the wind blowing leaves.

"It seems that he has alexithymia, and he has no expression in this situation. Then there is an explanation for his performance the day before yesterday."

I looked up at Osamu Dazai. Behind him, everyone kept bowing postures, not daring to look directly at him.

After catching my sight, he squatted down, raised my chin, and forced my eyes to meet his emotionless kite eyes.

Obviously, these traps were planned by Osamu Dazai, otherwise the team leader wouldn't have done one thing last night and another one in the morning.But the details are not like his style, maybe Osamu Dazai asked the group leader to tidy me up and give me a general direction.The trap may have served a purpose other than to determine the specific cause of my previous overly calm behavior.

"But I hate this kind of unpredictable expression. Ayanokouji-kun, tell me, do you want me to save you? Please, so I won't pretend to be invisible. Do you think it's okay?"

This is Osamu Dazai provoking me.

I stared at his fair and gentle face and said word by word.

"Okay, I'll trouble you then, Dazai-kun."

As soon as the words fell, Dazai Osamu was stunned, he never thought that I was so forthright, I didn't even get entangled, and I didn't make a sound for a long time.