Scumbag Transformation Program [Quick Transmigration]

The system had no choice but to come out under the series of life-threatening calls, and also transmitted the memory of the original owner to Yao Liang.Of course, the original body will not have this child in his memory.Yao Liang remembered very clearly that when he returned to the room and walked into the bathroom, there was no second person in the room at all. This child appeared out of thin air while he was taking a bath.

"Dad, Dad!" Seeing that he had been ignoring him, the child's big eyes were full of doubts, his small fleshy hands hugged his legs and shook him, and he kept calling his name coquettishly. Soft and waxy, it might melt your heart if you change someone else.

Yao Liang was pulled so that his center of gravity was unstable, and he almost fell to the ground. He bent down dumbfounded and wanted to release the opponent's hand: "I'm not your father, kid, can you loosen brother's pants first?"

The boy's eyes watered, and the accusing expression on his face made Yao Liang, who had the cheek to call himself his elder brother, feel guilty, but he really didn't know him, and was trying to lift the child up with his hands, when he heard "tear With a sound of "pull", the hem of his bathrobe, which was grabbed by the child's hands, was torn off abruptly.

The young man looked at the scene in disbelief. The boy who knew he had caused trouble let go of his hand, and the white cloth fell to the ground lightly. The piece of cloth moved behind him, out of Yao Liang's line of sight.

The young man calmed down. This extraordinary strength and the other party's attachment to him made him think of another possibility. He looked at the boy carefully again, only to notice that the other party was wearing a somewhat short jumpsuit. The arms and calves are exposed, and the clothes are somewhat like panda clothes.

He looked at the little boy again, and called out tentatively, "Tuanzi?"

The boy was very happy: "It's me, Dad!"

Yao Liang couldn't help swearing, he never thought that there would be such a big surprise in the resort world.Has been growing slowly and can't speak. If it wasn't for the high strength value, I would almost want to go to the mall to complain about the pet that is not worthy of the name of the beast. It suddenly transformed into a shape, without any symptoms, without any inhuman features, and there are no black eyes and ears on the face. Nor is it black.

Therefore, Yao Liang opened the storage ring as soon as he guessed the boy's identity. The messy things, including the hatched eggshells, the gold cup stuffed in from the previous world, and even the tablecloth wrapped in fragments, none of them were left behind.

The young man was speechless. He still planned to study what was going on with that weird gold cup. He had specially obtained the ceremony process from Ai Lei before, but now it was completely useless.He lifted the boy from the ground to the bed, and asked suspiciously, "Did you come out by yourself after eating?"

Seriously think about it, this is really not impossible.

Sure enough, Tuanzi smiled obediently at him, and touched the position of his stomach with his hands: "I was hungry, so I ate everything in it, my stomach was bloated, and then I felt warm, so I went to sleep and woke up It’s time to become what it is now.”

Although the appearance after the transformation is only a three or four-year-old child, strictly speaking, he has experienced so many worlds with him, and the age of Tuanzi is hundreds of years. Not surprising.

What's more, he also saw in the instructions on raising divine beasts that egg-laying divine beasts would eat their shells after they broke their shells. The energy contained in them could help them grow, and the various fresh bamboo shoots and emerald green bamboos produced by the system also contained energy. , not to mention the fragments of the gold cup obtained in the last world, Yao Liang stretched out his hand and rubbed the belly of the dumpling, and couldn't help but start to wonder if he would ruin his stomach if he ate it.

"dad……"

Yao Liang quickly covered Tuanzi's mouth with his eyes, but he still couldn't accept this name: "Don't call me that."

The pink and jade-carved little doll blinked, took a step back, and plausibly said, "But, you hatched me, and you were the first one I saw. That's what I've always called you."

The smile on the young man's face disappeared completely, and he didn't even have time to be happy about the panda's transformation for a few seconds before he experienced the pain of raising a child.For a long time, the other party's excited "嘤嘤" and "嘿嘿" after seeing him, was he calling Dad?If he had known earlier, he would not have happily agreed every time.

After explaining the misunderstanding caused by the language barrier, Tuanzi obediently changed his name to "Brother", although his mouth was raised enough to hold a bottle of oil.Yao Liang heaved a sigh of relief, and received a call from his manager whom he hadn't contacted for a long time.

"Hey, young master." A slightly teasing male voice came from the other side of the receiver, "You have been playing for almost three months, and the fans are starting to worry about you leaving the circle under the account. When do you plan to come back?"

Yuan Bing's manager always treated him like this, after all, the rich second generation's thoughts were not in the entertainment industry, even if they were urging him to work, they would discuss it in a joking tone like this.

The gold medal manager was a bit displeased with such an unprofessional artist at first, and accepted it out of favor, but he became really popular in a few days, for no other reason, the original family gave too much money.I probably know that I’m bothering others. Yuanshen’s family members are very generous, with all kinds of red envelopes and gifts. If Yuanshen has a stall here, what’s the matter? up.

Yao Liang imitated the tone of the original body, pinched the face of the dumpling, and responded lazily: "I haven't played enough, Brother Qing, what's the matter this time?"

"I have an invitation for a variety show here. You know the variety show where the father took his son that was so popular before?"

The young man paused for a moment, then shifted his gaze to the dumpling who looked like a doormat who dared to be angry but dared not speak out, and even suspected that it was the fault of the system: "I know, but tell me What are you doing, I'm not married yet."

Shen Qing smiled: "Of course I know, the program team sent over the invitations and plans, this time they changed the format and opened a side story, which is to ask unmarried young stars to take care of their children, other people's relatives There are plans for both family and friends. I looked at it and found it quite interesting, do you want to try it? If you have a child candidate you can recommend, you can also tell me."

"How can I take care of children? Should I take care of the children on this kind of program or let the children take care of me." He subconsciously wanted to refuse, especially considering Yuanzhen's character, he was really not suitable for taking care of children.

After Tuanzi heard these words, he took a few steps forward and leaned in front of him. Although he didn't say anything to disturb him, the word "want to go" was written on his face. Shen Qing was also persuading him, so he couldn't help but change his words: "I will think about it."

After chatting for a few more words, he hung up the phone and rubbed Tuanzi's face with both hands, just like he did with a panda before, until he stopped tearing up the child's bullying tears: "Isn't it good to go out and play, why are you filming a variety show? "

Unlike the original body who wants fans, Yao Liang is not interested in the work of actors and stars. He is very interested in the different customs and customs of the world. The original body has a good family background. He can travel around the world without working and have a good vacation. , so on the first day, I have already started to think about quitting the circle.

But Tuanzi's thoughts were completely different from his. He gave the contractor a hard look, covered his blushed cheeks, and replied in a childlike voice: "Why don't you go? Filming variety shows is also for fun? Not only can I go for fun You can still get money, why refuse such a good thing, you are so stupid!"

"You should change back to your original shape. With your mouth now, I am really worried that one day I will be imprisoned for child abuse." Yao Liang pretended to have a headache, and Tuanzi made a face at him: "If I change back, you will immediately be able to because of child abuse." Attempt to privately raise national treasures, suspected of poaching and was arrested."

"Well said." Yao Liang smiled instead of anger, picked up the child, made a few high-flying gestures, and then walked out with the dazed dumpling in his arms, "I'd better sell you first. "

Just kidding, the purpose of Yao Liang going out with the dumpling is to buy clothes for him. The one-piece suit on his body is cute, but it doesn’t fit well, and he doesn’t have any shoes. He looks like someone who ran away from home or was kidnapped appearance.

Panda Dumpling looks very cute after transformation. When Yao Liang carries him to a children’s clothing store, no matter which store, if there are not many customers, there will always be two or three shop assistants around him. The emotion of love is almost Almost overflowing.

Good-looking and easy to choose clothes, casual style, denim, suits, doll clothes, Hanfu, etc., the dumpling can be controlled, and the clerk’s compliments are also sincere. At first, they praised the clothes to make people look better, but in Yao Liang After taking two pieces of clothes with completely opposite styles and serious contrasting colors, the clerk wanted to organize this catastrophic match, but when she saw that Tuanzi came out, she still looked very cute, so she began to praise Xiaotuanzi It looks good.

Yao Liang was also happy when he heard that, he generously bought all the clothes he wanted, and the shops were already full of paper bags, and the clerks in the shops he passed were all smiling.Everyone was very happy, but Tuanzi, who bought new clothes, was not very happy. He finally realized the fear of many people about shopping. Lead people back to the hotel.

However, Yao Liang kept his high spirits all the time, and showed him one piece after another, seriously suspecting that it was revenge for his previous behavior.In fact, it was indeed an evil tease, stuck on the edge of the dumpling, he ended the action with his mouth, bought an ice cream as an apology gift, the dumpling ate happily, forgot all the previous thoughts, and his mind was full Yes: The ice cream is delicious, and the contractor's brother is so kind.

After coaxing the very deceitful panda cub, Yao Liang was about to turn on his mobile phone to make a play plan and take Xiaotuanzi to have a good time, but he received a call from Yuanchen's brother. He was a little surprised. The exchange between Yuanchen and his brother There were not many, most of them were called from the original body, and he rarely received calls from his brother, and a subtle unease flashed in his heart.

Before Yao Liang opened his mouth after connecting, he heard a slightly tired voice from the other side: "There is an accident in the family company, you should come back first, by the way, don't buy any extra things, just buy a plane ticket and come back."

"What's wrong?" Yao Liang frowned. It seemed that this did not appear in the original track. His brother didn't answer directly: "I didn't explain it clearly on the phone. I will explain it in detail when you come back. The family may not have much money during this time. You don't have much money." Spend a little."

"Okay, I'll buy a ticket to go back tomorrow."

"I've already bought it for you. The plane at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, you remember to go to the airport."

"it is good."

Yao Liang's brows were furrowed, he could clearly be a playboy, but now he seemed to be in an economic crisis. Listening to the other party's implication, it seemed that the company had problems and might run out of money.

The young man looked serious: How can this be, he still wants to have a good vacation!If there is really no money left...

His eyes shifted to the dumpling who was eating ice cream with great relish, and he thought seriously: He seemed to say that he wanted to go to a variety show to have fun, can he ask Brother Qing to pay more for the announcement?

Tuanzi and Shen Qing, who was far away in the country, shivered at the same time.

The author has something to say: hey hey hey, why did everyone guess right easily?