The school grass is flirtatious and sweet

23:

Ye Qingyang: ...

Ye Qingyang felt a question mark slowly popping up on his head.

Why do you have to wipe your hands?

He didn't eat anything, and he didn't touch anything unclean.

He turned his head and glanced at Lu Jingcheng, seeing that Lu Jingcheng was staring at him seriously, so he had to open the packaging bag of the wet wipes, took out the wet wipes inside and wiped his hands.

Lu Jingcheng watched him wipe his hands, and then calmed down a little.

Chen Wei was speechless, "Are you serious? Just shake hands and see what you look like? Those who don't know may think that Zhang Ye has germs on his hands."

Lu Jingcheng sneered, "His current existence is a germ!"

Dare to hold Ye Qingyang's hand, where's his knife?

He chopped up Zhang Ye's trotters now!

Disgusted with drinking, just threw it away!

Chen Wei clicked his tongue, "You are in charge of the world, and you still care about Ye Qingyang making friends? I think Ye Qingyang and Zhang Ye have a good chat."

"That's because I'm not here." Lu Jingcheng plausibly said, "If I sit next to Ye Qingyang, he will only see me, Zhang Ye Wang Ye Zhao Ye, it's all air."

"You are so narcissistic."

Lu Jingcheng snorted lightly, thinking what do you know?

How can you straight men understand Ye Qingyang's feelings for me?

He likes me as much as I like.

Ye Qingyang doesn't pay attention to what Zhang Ye is.

Thinking so, he sent Ye Qingyang a wechat channel: [Get out of the car in a while, when you are queuing up, try to walk towards me. 】

Ye Qingyang has no objection: [Okay. 】

Lu Jingcheng saw that he readily agreed without even asking the reason, and immediately his waist became stiffer, and the peacock almost didn't open its tail.

"Have you seen it?" He showed Chen Wei the WeChat page, "He trusts and obeys me unconditionally, so he wants me to take care of him."

Chen Wei: ...

"I don't think he wants you to take care of him, but you just want to take care of him."

Lu Jingcheng refused to admit it, "I don't have it. Don't talk nonsense. I just think he is poor and pitiful, so I occasionally extend my hand of justice. What does the 24-character motto say? Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, Freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. Do you understand friendliness?"

Chen Wei: "I have never seen you be so friendly to other people."

"It's not just other people's general admiration for me. Ye Qingyang is different. He likes me as much as he likes. I should also be a little more friendly, to highlight the light of humanity under our socialism, right?"

Chen Wei sneered twice, I believe you are a big-headed ghost!

You are obviously not normal with him!

If he likes what you like, if you are ruthless to him like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves, can he still like you forever?

You are clearly being merciful everywhere, seducing others to continue to like you.

scheming!

shameless!

For the first time, Chen Wei felt that his thoughts were too impure.

An hour and a half later, the car stopped at the military training base in Fu County.

Ye Qingyang got out of the car with everyone.

Zhang Ye said goodbye to Ye Qingyang, greeted Cheng Yan, and ran towards his class with his bag on his back.

Ye Qingyang followed Lu Jingcheng's instructions and walked towards him.

After a while, the instructor Xu who was in charge of them came up to them and asked everyone to stand in order first and go to the dormitory to put things.

The dormitory here is for eight people.

Ye Qingyang followed Lu Jingcheng, and was about to go in with him, when instructor Xu stopped him, "You are the next room, this room is full."

Before Ye Qingyang could react, Lu Jingcheng quickly pushed the person in front of him out, and pulled Ye Qingyang in.

"Someone from the instructor cut in the line. This classmate was not in front of me. I didn't pay attention and he got in."

A classmate named Li Chao:? ? ? ?

Lu Jingcheng glanced at Chen Wei, and Chen Wei immediately echoed, "That's right, Li Chao, why are you suddenly behind me, I'm obviously standing with Jing Cheng."

Li Chao inserted himself between them for no reason: ...

Li Chao stepped back knowingly, "I quit, please!"

Chen Wei smiled, turned his head to look at Ye Qingyang who was dragged in by Lu Jingcheng, took another look at Lu Jingcheng, and continued walking in.

This kind of scene where several people have a good relationship and must live in a dormitory is played out almost every year. Instructor Xu has seen a lot, so he doesn't bother to say anything about them, and continues to lead other students to divide into dormitories.

Ye Qingyang stood in the dormitory, looking at the seven roommates in front of him, Lu Jingcheng, Chen Wei, Bai Le, Dong Yu, Zhang Feng, Liu Ning and Li Lan.

Although he didn't know the last three people very well, it didn't matter, as long as he knew Lu Jingcheng well.

Lu Jingcheng, as the campus male god and school bully, took the lead in choosing the bed after looking around - the upper berth by the window.

Seeing this, Chen Wei chose his lower berth.

Bo Le and Dong Yu chose the upper and lower bunks next to him.

Ye Qingyang didn't want to sleep on the upper berth, he found it troublesome, so after Liu Ning chose the lower berth opposite Chen Wei, he could only choose the lower berth opposite Dong Yu.

A few people quickly allocated beds and were chatting when the instructor shouted: "All students! Gather downstairs in 10 minutes!"

Lu Jingcheng had just laid down, but when he heard this, he immediately sat up, looked at his watch, feeling a little irritable.

Li Lan got out of bed, sat next to Ye Qingyang, and asked, "What are you doing together?"

"Who knows." Dong Yu said lazily while lying opposite them.

Ye Qingyang thought for a while, "It's probably a military training uniform."

When he said this, his eyes lit up, and he looked at everyone, "Do you have your belts on?"

"Belt?" Li Lan asked suspiciously, "The teacher didn't tell me to wear a belt, didn't he just let me bring a change of clothes and toiletries?"

"Yeah, I remember she said later that these things are available in the canteen at the base, and it doesn't matter if we don't bring them, can we buy them?"

"Of course you can buy it, but the things in the base are so expensive."

Ye Qingyang smiled, bent down, pulled out his suitcase, opened it with a "swish", and took out seven belts.

"Brothers! Friends! Clothes are the key to military training! What if the pants are too big? What if the waist is too loose? A belt can help you solve all problems! Look at this color, classic black, and look at the feel. Toughness! No 30 yuan, no 20 yuan, just 15 yuan, high-end belts to take home! Limited quantity, first come first served! Buy it buy it buy it!"

Crowd: ...

Ye Qingyang took the belt and walked up to Lu Jingcheng, picked out his favorite one and handed it out, "Brother Lu, here it is, you're free."

Lu Jingcheng reached out to take it, and saw a little peacock with its head upturned engraved on the belt buckle.

Immediately afterwards, he heard Ye Qingyang's clear voice, "Did you see it?! The male gods agreed after reading it! Autumn new styles, trendy trends! The male gods have the same style, only this one!"

The male god Lu Jingcheng: ...

Did he not say yes?

He's never used a belt under four digits, okay? !

How can this be a blatant rumor!

Lu Jingcheng was so angry that he glanced at Ye Qingyang, and saw Li Lan and Zhang Feng looking at him.

Lu Jingcheng:? ? ?

Let's see what he does, and wait for him to speak!

Think and know it's impossible, okay? !

Lu Jingcheng coughed and gave a vague "um", wishing he could smash the belt on Ye Qingyang's head.

Heh, to think of him as a money-making tool without permission, a free model, what a dare!

Who gave him the courage!

Li Lan also came to his senses now, remembering the embarrassment of the military training in junior high school, he couldn't help saying: "I forgot, the trousers for military training can hold two of me, come on, Ye Qingyang, I'll buy one, otherwise the military training uniform will be issued later, I still have to go to the commissary at the base, it’s too troublesome."

When he said this, other people who didn't wear belts also reacted and bought them one after another. Soon, more than half of the belts were sold.

Ye Qingyang excitedly put the remaining belts into a plastic bag, and put the ladies' belts in the box together.

"Let's go downstairs and gather."

"You are going downstairs to sell belts." Li Lan said with a smile.

Ye Qingyang grinned, "Serve the people."

Hearing this, Li Lan smiled and stretched out her hand to hook up with him and go down, but before her hand touched Ye Qingyang, Lu Jingcheng raised his hand and pulled Ye Qingyang's hat on his sweater, pulling him away.

Li Lan:? ? ?

Li Lan turned around, and saw the male god on campus looking at him with an unkind expression, "Walking well, hooking your shoulders and back is what it looks like! This is a military training base, you have to look like a soldier, you should train every day, one time is not enough , come twice more!"

Li Lan: ...

Li Lan immediately felt admiration in his heart, or the other party is a campus male god, this kind of ideological consciousness is different!As soon as it landed, it was nurtured like this!Simply my role model!

Li Lan nodded, straightened her back, and walked out with her head held high.

Seeing that Li Lan was gone, Lu Jingcheng let go of Ye Qingyang's hat, and warned him, "Be more reserved and avoid flirting."

"It was he who took the initiative to put my shoulder on my shoulder, and it was not I who took the initiative to put him on the shoulder." Ye Qingyang argued.

"Then you avoid it yourself." Lu Jingcheng taught him, "Excessive passivity is tantamount to acquiescing to the other party's initiative, so you have to avoid it yourself understand?"

Ye Qingyang doesn't quite understand, isn't it normal for boys to hook their shoulders and hang their backs?

But he thought about it again, Lu Jingcheng may feel that this is not good because of his cleanliness, so it's okay.

He nodded, "I see."

Lu Jingcheng was satisfied, "Hand."

Ye Qingyang stretched out his hand with a dazed expression.

Lu Jingcheng held it and pinched it, only then did he feel that the discomfort that had been lingering in his heart before was relieved a little.

"Seldom shake hands with others, how do you know if there are bacteria on his hands?"

Ye Qingyang smiled, shook his head and his hand, "When you say this, you should let go first."

Lu Jingcheng felt that he was really good-looking when he got a bargain.

He already shook his hand, Ye Qingyang might be so happy to say such things!

This is intentional!

Look at the smile on the face, how bright it is!

Get cheap and sell well!

Lu Jingcheng felt that he needed adults not to remember villains, "Am I someone else?"

Ye Qingyang smiled and said, "Yes, you are a VIP."

Lu Jingcheng snorted, and said to himself, you should be happy, I treat you so well, you should be satisfied!

He looked at the smile in Ye Qingyang's eyes, shook his head helplessly, and smiled, look at your happy fool.

Silly!

Why are you so stupid!

So easy to please!

Lu Jingcheng felt that it was not easy for his little crush.

So humble!

Ye Qingyang and Lu Jingcheng went downstairs hand in hand.

Yes, holding hands, Ye Qingyang felt that this move was too childish.

But Lu Jingcheng didn't let go, and Ye Qingyang was too embarrassed to talk to him, and he didn't let go until he stood in line.

Lu Jingcheng looked at Ye Qingyang with an expression of "Let's do this first, this is already pretty good, don't be too ostentatious".

Ye Qingyang looked at him, a little dazed, before he could understand the meaning behind his expression, he heard Xu instructor shout "take a rest".

Ye Qingyang stood up with the bag in hand.

"Report the number!" Instructor Xu said.

"one two three"……

Soon, I reported "54!"

"All are there, turn left and walk together!" Instructor Xu shouted.

Ye Qingyang turned around with everyone and walked forward together.

Sure enough, he went to lead the military training uniform.

Before Ye Qingyang received it, he heard the girls shouting, "My one is too big, whoever has 160, please change it with me."

"Do you have 155?"

"That's too wide."

Ye Qingyang was listening, when it was his turn to get his clothes, the instructor who distributed the clothes took a look at him and gave him a set of military training uniforms.

Ye Qingyang thanked him, took it, walked to Lu Jingcheng's side, and tried it on.

Fortunately, the size is just right.

Although the pants are too big, this is the norm, and the belt is fine.

As soon as he fastened it, he heard a voice full of business opportunities not far away:

"My God, why are these pants so big, they can hold two of me."

"I only have a belt. What should I do? Is there a place where I can buy a belt?"

"I remember the teacher said that there is a canteen here, and I don't know if they sell belts or not. No one reminded me to bring more belts."

Ye Qingyang's eyes lit up, and he enthusiastically said to the complaining crowd: "Students, classmates, all boys and girls, please pay attention, your little angel Qingyang is here to help you with wings~~~"

boys:? ? ? ?

girl:? ? ? ?

Ye Qingyang took out his own plastic bag, quickly opened it, pulled out the belt in the bag, and shouted: "OMG, look what this is?! The greatest daily necessities of the 21st century, an indispensable commodity for people's lives—— Belt! Are you still worried about not having a belt? Are you still worried about the pants being too loose? With it, you will sweep away your worries, be yourself, relax military training, and be happy for seven days! Classic black for boys, beautiful white for girls, No 30, no 20, only 15 yuan, high-end belts to take home! Quantity is limited, first come, first served, don’t buy it, buy it, buy it!”

The instructor who handed out the clothes: ...

Instructor Xu who led the team: ...

Before the instructors could react, the boys and girls had already rushed towards Ye Qingyang.

"I want one, and I have transferred the money to you through WeChat."

"I want one too, and I have already transferred the money."

"Ye Qingyang, I'm your old customer, let me choose first."

After a while, the ten belts in Ye Qingyang's hands were easily sold out.

The few people who didn't buy it surrounded him and refused to leave, asking, "Is it really gone? Qingyang, look for it again."

Ye Qingyang spread his hands, "It's really gone, I only prepared a dozen in total, and I didn't prepare too much."

The rest left with a sigh.

Instructor Xu, who was watching, saw Ye Qingyang waving the light plastic bag in his hand, and was amused by him for a while.

Good guy, are all the kids these days so funny?

The business has been done on the military training field. He has brought so many students, and this is the first time he has seen someone who sells belts first.

Instructor Xu looked at Ye Qingyang and thought to himself, it's interesting, kid.

Ye Qingyang sold out the belts, and the instructor saw that everyone had also finished collecting their clothes, so he took them downstairs to the dormitory again, "It's time for lunch, you go back to change your clothes, pick up lunch boxes, and then come down to gather for dinner. Rest after dinner , Two o'clock in the afternoon, formal military training!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes. It's 11:11, 45:[-]. Gather here."

"Okay." Everyone responded.

"Disband."

"Yes."

Instructor Xu corrected, "You can't shout yes, you have to shout kill!"

The students immediately changed their tune: "Kill!"

"Go."

The students dispersed in an instant and walked into the dormitory building.

Ye Qingyang followed the crowd into the dormitory building, Chen Wei opened the door, everyone quickly changed their clothes, took their lunch boxes, saw that the time was almost up, and went downstairs.

Naturally, the food in the military training cafeteria will not be very good. After all, military training is meant to train students' minds and make them remember bitterness and think sweetly.

It's just that for Lu Jingcheng, it was a bit too bitter.

After Lu Jingcheng finished his meal, he basically didn't eat a few mouthfuls, and the lunch boxes were all clean.

Seeing this, Chen Wei persuaded him: "Eldest young master, you should eat two more bites anyway, you have military training this afternoon, can you carry it if you don't eat?"

Lu Jingcheng said concisely, "Picky eaters."

Chen Wei: ...

Ye Qingyang persuaded, "It's okay, I brought food for Brother Lu, you don't have to worry, Brother Chen."

Lu Jingcheng:! ! !

Chen Wei: ...

Bai Le asked curiously, "Little Ye Zi, what did you bring?"

"Some snacks." Ye Qingyang said.

"Then share it with me."

Lu Jingcheng kicked it over, "Didn't you hear that it was brought for me? What's the matter with you!"

"I'll just rub a little bit, I'm picky eater too."

"Then you will be hungry." Lu Jingcheng said cruelly.

Bai Le couldn't believe it, "Why aren't you hungry?"

Good question!

Lu Jingcheng smiled, "Someone brought me something to eat~"

Bole: ...

Bo Le didn't want to talk to such an ugly person anymore.

It's fine to eat alone, and this is fucking showing off!

Bo Le ate the rice in the lunch box, only to feel that the rice in the bowl became even less delicious in an instant.

Lu Jingcheng didn't care about Bai Le's thoughts, and waited for Ye Qingyang to finish eating before going back to the dormitory with him.

"What's the relationship between Brother Lu and Ye Qingyang?" Liu Ning asked.

Chen Wei glanced at him, thought for a while, and said rigorously, "It should be a friend."

"Then they have a good relationship? I haven't heard of it before."

"It's not bad at the moment." Bo Le interjected.

"What about after that?"

It depends on whether they walk in a straight line or take a detour. Thinking of this, Bai Le felt a little worried that he seemed to be not so straight anymore.

I hope his hair is not Schrödinger's straight boy.

Otherwise, the man with the cat is too rich.

Lu Jingcheng, who was not yet part of Schrödinger, and Ye Qingyang, who hadn't been selected by Schrödinger, went back to the dormitory together.

Ye Qingyang opened his suitcase and asked him, "Brother, what do you eat? Instant noodles, biscuits or bread?"

Lu Jingcheng thought for a while, and asked him for a pack of instant noodles.

Ye Qingyang knew that he was the young master's body, so he took the initiative to help him put the noodles into the lunch box.

Then he picked up the kettle in the dormitory: "I'm going to fetch water."

Lu Jingcheng didn't think there was anything wrong, "Go."

Ye Qingyang went to the end of the corridor to fetch hot water, brought it back and made instant noodles for Lu Jingcheng, and then went to wash his lunch box.

When the others returned to the dormitory, before they walked in, they smelled the smell of instant noodles. The few who hadn't eaten just now felt even hungrier.

Li Lan even bought two packs directly from Ye Qingyang, just in case.

After Lu Jingcheng finished his meal, he took his lunch box and prepared to go to the water room to wash the dishes.

Ye Qingyang was afraid that he would not be able to wash it clean, so he handed him a small bottle of dishwashing liquid, "Use this to wash."

Lu Jingcheng said "Oh".

Bai Le booed, "Little Yezi, please help us young master Lu, how can young master wash dishes, he eats at home are served by others."

Hearing this, Lu Jingcheng glared at Bai Le, "You're the only one who talks too much!"

After finishing speaking, he took Ye Qingyang's dish soap and went out.

Ye Qingyang thought for a while, but still followed.

Lu Jingcheng was ashamed, "Don't listen to Bai Le's nonsense, can I still wash the dishes? Am I an idiot?"

Ye Qingyang smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm just idle and bored, so I'll chat with you for a while."

Hearing what he said, Lu Jingcheng looked up at him.

I just thought he was really clingy.

You can't leave yourself for a moment!

Clingy.

Probably to prove that he really knows how to wash dishes, Lu Jingcheng squeezed a big lump of dish soap, and the bubbles that came out were very dense.

Seeing that the lunch box was overflowing with bubbles, Ye Qingyang almost didn't laugh, thinking that this is still not possible, otherwise how could there be so many squeezed.

But it doesn't matter, as much as possible, anyway, the military training is only seven days, enough for Lu Jingcheng to waste.

After washing the dishes with Lu Jingcheng, he went back with Lu Jingcheng.

Seeing the two of them coming in together, Bai Le said with a smile, "Yo, both husband and wife return home~"

Lu Jingcheng snorted coldly, walked in front of him, and almost slammed his lunch box on Bai Le's face, "Look, is it clean? I don't know how to wash, so you don't know how to wash!"

Bole: ...

Bai Le really didn't understand, he was so big, why would he be proud of washing a lunch box?

Isn't this something that three-year-olds can do?

Bo Le shook his head, only feeling that his childhood was too naive.

A few people chatted and made noise for a while, lay down on the bed and took a nap, when the whistle sounded, they changed their clothes and went downstairs for military training.

The content of the military training on the first day was very simple, mainly to stand in a military posture and practice taking a rest and standing at attention.

After training, Instructor Xu led them into the dormitory building, randomly selected a lucky dormitory, and began to teach them how to clean up the house.

From the position of the basin, to the placement of towels in the basin, and the placement of other items.

Finally, we finally arrived at the focus of this internal affairs, the link of stacking tofu cubes that the people love to see.

Folding quilts into tofu cubes is the nightmare of all military trainees, and it is also the favorite part of the assessment for all instructors.

Instructor Xu demonstrated it very seriously, and asked, "Have you seen it? Just stack it like this."

Student 53 looked at him in bewilderment, as if what did you say?You're either going to say it all over again.

Instructor Xu had no choice but to demonstrate again, "That's it, I will start the internal inspection tomorrow, and the first time I failed, the boys did [-] push-ups, and the girls did [-] squats, increasing in order."

Everyone wailed, "It's too strict."

"Instructor, I can't do it. I don't have a hand. Can you lend me your hand?"

"I'd better do push-ups now, who can do that!"

"God is going to kill me."

Hearing everyone's wailing, Ye Qingyang turned to look at his classmates, don't worry brothers and sisters, as long as you are willing to pay, your little angel Qingyang will still help you with wings~~

don't worry~~

He thought so, but hoped that tomorrow would come sooner.

After a day of training, the students were all exhausted with only half their lives left.The instructor announced the dissolution after emphasizing the assembly time for the next day.

Ye Qingyang didn't feel much, after all, his father trained him much more severely than the instructor, and he was used to it.

It's just that the amount of exercise today was too much, Ye Qingyang fell asleep not long after washing and lying down.

This time Ye Qingyang didn't sleep well.

It has nothing to do with other people or the surrounding environment, just because he feels cold.

Ye Qingyang felt that his quilt was a bit thin, not only the quilt was thin, but his bed was facing the door, and occasionally cold air came in through the crack of the door.

Ye Qingyang was a little worried, he wanted to change the quilt, or change the bed.

He took out his mobile phone and checked the time. It was almost six o'clock, so he simply stopped sleeping, got up and began to think about whether to change the bed or change the quilt.

As he thought about it, he quickly finished stacking the tofu cubes, took his toothbrush and tooth bowl and went to the water room to wash up.

They didn't know that after he left, people in the whole dormitory also got up one after another. Seeing Ye Qingyang's tidy bed, they all gathered in front of his bed, studying his tofu cubes like they were studying a giant panda.

Ye Qingyang came back from washing and saw that they were all gathered in front of his bed, and said in surprise, "Aren't you going to wash? They will gather later."

Everyone came back to their senses and looked at him with burning eyes.

Chen Wei pointed to the tofu cubes on his bed, his face was full of surprise and excitement, "Qingyang, your stack of tofu cubes is exactly the same as what the instructor made yesterday!"

"Yeah, Ye Qingyang, you are too good!"

"Hide it deep, brother!"

"Save the child!! Can the child be willing to pay?"

Ye Qingyang smiled, "Of course, as long as you are willing to pay, you will always be my client! As a little angel, how can I not satisfy my client's needs as much as possible?"

"See the two pairs of big wings behind me?" Ye Qingyang put down the tooth jar and opened his hands, "Open it for you at any time."

"Father!" Li Lan rushed up and hugged him!

Lu Jingcheng:! ! !

Lu Jingcheng felt that Li Lan's two pig's trotters could be given up too!

Where is his knife?

He will let Li Lan see it now, how can you kill a pig with a bull's knife!

"By the way, did you sleep well last night?" Ye Qingyang asked curiously, "Do you feel cold? I think my quilt is a bit thin."

The others shook their heads when they heard the words, "It's not thin, I slept pretty well."

Ye Qingyang looked over one by one, and everyone seemed to be sleeping well.

This is strange. Could it be that his luck is particularly bad, because his quilt is relatively thin?Or is he naturally intolerant of the cold?

Before Ye Qingyang could figure it out, he heard Li Lan say cheerfully, "Little Ye Zi, if you feel cold, you can sleep with me. It won't be cold when we sleep together, but you have to help me make the quilt. The first Stack! Stack mine after stacking yours!"

"Crack" Lu Jingcheng slammed his phone onto the bed!

Where is his butcher knife? !

In ancient times, Paoding Jie Niu!

Today he is going to show everyone what Jing Cheng Jiezhu is!

This pig must die!

Not only the trotters are not guaranteed!

Others can't keep it!

Lu Jingcheng was about to speak when Liu Ning interrupted.

"Fuck, little Lizi, why are you still playing tricks. Ye Qingyang, you sleep with me, and I'll be on the lower berth. It's convenient. Of course, you also have to help me make the quilt."

Lu Jingcheng was so angry that he almost took pictures without the railing!

Two pigs! ! !

Kill together! ! !

He will perform a two-sword style for everyone today!

Double-sided sharp knife!

"What's the matter with you two!" Lu Jingcheng looked down at the two pigs below who were coveting the juicy Chinese cabbage from his house!

Don't know if this is his cabbage!

Still fucking chaotically!

Didn't you see that this cabbage only has him in his heart!

Really pissed off!

"He sleeps with me, and he folds the quilt for me too! Return the first one? It's not your turn to be the last one! It's convenient to return the lower bunk? It's so convenient, won't you make it yourself?"

Li Lan: ...

Liu Ning: ...

Ye Qingyang: ...

Lu Jingcheng sat on his dragon bed, looked at Ye Qingyang under the bed, "Ye Qingyang, tell me, who are you sleeping with?"

Ye Qingyang: ...

No matter how you hear this, it's not serious, okay? !

He looked at Lu Jingcheng condescendingly, with that posture, he was sure of winning, looking down on the world.

Ye Qingyang had no choice but to respectfully say: "I will sleep with Your Majesty."

Bai Le immediately jumped out, "Impossible, I admonish you directly with death, this is absolutely impossible, Your Majesty!"

Faint Lord Lu Jingcheng said, "Then you go to die."

Bole: ...

Bo Le was heartbroken, "In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, the treacherous minister Ye Qingyang used the technique of folding quilts to bewitch the Holy Majesty. The old minister directly remonstrated with death, but he was unable to recover. I am ashamed of my late emperor!"

Ye Qingyang: ...

other people:……

Hunjun Lu Jingcheng: "You can go down to the Underworld to meet him."

Bole: ...

The loyal minister Bo Le was disheartened, so he took the tooth jar to brush his teeth.

Lu Jingcheng was very arrogant, "Is there anyone who disagrees?"

Crowd: ...

Lu Jingcheng chuckled, and just as he was feeling proud, he saw Ye Qingyang slowly raised his hand.

"You disagree?" Lu Jingcheng raised his eyebrows.

How dare you say you disagree!

I'm afraid you are so excited now that you can't wait to go downstairs and run around!

How long has it been since you climbed into my bed!

Ye Qingyang, are you very proud? !

Is it so refreshing in your heart that you can't wait to compose a poem and sing your ambitions!

Alas, blame me for being too impulsive!If you don't pay attention, your wish will come true!

Impulsivity is the devil!

Lu Jingcheng said with emotion.

"I don't disagree." Ye Qingyang said softly.

Lu Jingcheng raised his head proudly, thinking nonsense, you are so happy that you wish to go to heaven, don't you agree?

Look, the tail behind you is all up!

You are afraid that you dream about this day every day!

This happiness really came too suddenly!

"I just think that if you don't get up again, Your Majesty, I'm afraid you will delay your morning court."

"Early court?" Lu Jingcheng was puzzled.

"Assemble!" Chen Wei said speechlessly, "Look at what time it is, if you don't get up again, you will be the first to be punished for push-ups."

Only then did Lu Jingcheng break free from the Hunjun's avatar, quickly got dressed and got out of bed, went out to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Ye Qingyang had no choice but to take advantage of his absence, climbed onto his bed, folded the quilt for him, and smoothed the sheets along the way.

Chen Wei looked at him with a serious expression on his face, and felt that he was also very virtuous, why not make him Concubine Hui!

"Then what, Ye Qingyang, look at my quilt..." Chen Wei pointed to his own bed.

Ye Qingyang smiled, "Brother Chen, you are still on my blacklist, I can't do your business."

Chen Wei: ...

Chen Wei was so angry that he turned around and went to look for Lu Jingcheng, this fool! ! !It's been so long, why didn't Ye Qingyang let him out! ! !What a fool!

At 6:[-], all the students gathered on the playground on time to start a new day of training.

Instructor Xu looked at them yawning, and said with a smile: "I see that you are still asleep, so let's run for a couple of laps first. Let's run!"

The students moved limply.

After two laps, everyone was awake, but also tired.

The instructor did not let them rest, but let them stand in formation, and began to practice taking a break to stand at attention, turning left and right.

Ye Qingyang's sense of direction is not bad under normal circumstances, but when he encounters this kind of command-intensive situation, it becomes completely useless.

Especially when the instructor trains everyone to think in reverse, "If I say turn left, you turn right; if I say turn right, you turn left. Do you understand?"

Ye Qingyang: ...Understood, he can go straight out and do push-ups.

Sure enough, the third time the instructor yelled, Ye Qingyang made a wrong turn. As soon as he turned around, he saw Lu Jingcheng face to face with him.

Lu Jingcheng said helplessly, "The other side."

Ye Qingyang let out an "oh" and turned around.

Instructor Xu has sharp eyes, "That classmate, the one who made the wrong turn, come out."

Ye Qingyang came out.

Instructor Xu looked at him, "Hey, I know this classmate."

Ye Qingyang:? ? ?

Instructor Xu, "Student who sells belts."

The classmate laughed instantly.

Ye Qingyang was helpless, and asked back: "Do you want it, instructor?"

"You still have?" Instructor Xu was surprised.

"It's gone." Ye Qingyang said honestly.

"Let's just say, you're really going to open a belt farm here."

The classmates laughed again.

Instructor Xu looked at him, "Five push-ups, come on."

Ye Qingyang wasn't shy either, rolled up his sleeves and started doing push-ups.

Instructor Xu's eyes lit up when he saw his movements, "Student, it's very standard."

After he finished speaking, Ye Qingyang also finished. He clapped his hands and stood up, smiling, "It's okay."

"The speed is also very fast."

Ye Qingyang continued to smile.

Instructor Xu understood, "Let's practice in private."

"Practice a little."

"Okay, let's go back." Instructor Xu said.

Ye Qingyang returned to the team, Lu Jingcheng saw that he had just put his palms on the ground, and handed him a wet wipe: "Wipe."

Ye Qingyang took it and put it in his pocket.

Lu Jingcheng:? ? ? ?

Lu Jingcheng was puzzled, "I asked you to wipe your hands."

Why is this still treasured?

A wet wipe should be treasured, right?

I almost slept with myself, how could I be so humble.

After that, when I dream back at midnight, will I be lonely and reminisce about the days when I was in the same bed with myself?

In the middle of the night, I suddenly dreamed of having sex in the same bed, and my dream cried, my makeup and tears were red and my eyes were dry.

Alas, kind of miserable.

Ye Qingyang didn't know that he made a random move, and Lu Jingcheng rewrote "Pipa Xing" in his heart.

"I guess I'll have to go out in a while. Let's wipe it after this session is over."

"It's not so miserable." Lu Jingcheng didn't believe it.

But soon, Ye Qingyang told him with practical actions that it was really that miserable.

Instructor Xu looked at him and asked doubtfully, "Student, do you like this male student opposite you very much? Otherwise, why do you always turn towards him every time you turn? You are a sunflower, and he is your sun?"

Lu Jingcheng:! ! !

Lu Jingcheng turned his head and glared at the instructor, what kind of nonsense is this!

Ye Qingyang doesn't want face? !

Even if it is true, it cannot be said at this time!

Everyone is here!

Public!

A bright world!

broad daylight!

Is it for you to say this!

Lu Jingcheng was going to be pissed off by Instructor Xu, this was too disrespectful to Ye Qingyang.

The students laughed.

Hearing everyone's laughter, Lu Jingcheng wished he could knock them one by one with a hammer.

Xiaoxiaoxiaoxiaoxiaoxiao, can't you give your little angel some face!

Fortunately, you still buy things from him every day!

What a ruthless business!

Lu Jingcheng could even foresee Ye Qingyang's tragic situation of being neglected in front of the door.

Ye Qingyang couldn't laugh or cry, and stated: "I just don't have a good sense of direction."

"Then I'm afraid it's very bad for you."

"It's okay at ordinary times, but it's not good at this time." Ye Qingyang said truthfully.

Afraid that he would feel embarrassed, Lu Jingcheng asked, "Instructor, are you still training?"

"Training is of course necessary. You and the classmate who sells the belt change positions and see if he can have a better sense of direction."

Lu Jingcheng: ...

Lu Jingcheng thought, you are afraid