After I was reborn, the scumbag was good

"You said this mandarin duck is the most heartless bird in the world, but can a mandarin duck be considered a bird?" Zongzheng Xu rarely took the initiative to find a topic to talk to Nangong Yaoyan.

"Yes, they can't fly either." Xiao Qinghe raised his head, the blush on his face faded, and he suddenly realized.

"There is a saying in the book that mandarin ducks are actually wild ducks."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Zongzhengxu regretted it. What a wild duck is said in a good atmosphere, it is really... puzzled.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qinghe's focus is quite different from ordinary people's.

"What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" he asked suspiciously.

"What, what?" Zongzheng Xu thought he didn't hear clearly.

"Okay, it's decided," Xiao Qinghe was immersed in his own little world, not intending to answer Zong Zhengxu, he said to himself: "From now on, the mandarin duck will be renamed the wild goose!"

Sure enough, Xiao Qinghe lived up to the reputation of "the first official's idiot in Huailei City", and even changed the name of the mandarin duck with a shockingly stupid appearance.

"Look at them," Xiao Qinghe pointed to those mandarin ducks and affirmed himself: "It doesn't look like a bird or a duck, and if it survives in the water, it must be a goose, um, it can't be wrong."

"..." Zongzheng Xu rubbed his forehead and heart, he was speechless, he just felt a little regretful, he accepted such a stupid bag, such an idiot, it must not be the boulder at the bottom of the water that he smashed when he was drowning... …

The two went boating like this, arguing about some small issues from time to time, and the sun had kissed the outer gate of the mountain before they knew it, and the two remembered that they hadn't eaten yet.

Xiao Qinghe was much more familiar with this place than Zongzhengxu, so he took Zongzhengxu to an inn called Yuejun Inn with extremely poor business, and found a seat at random and sat down.

Looking at the doubts in Zongzhengxu's eyes, he didn't explain much, and Zongzhengxu didn't know the reason for the lack of guests in this inn until the waiter in the inn brought the food.

The food is delicious, and the storyteller is quite dedicated, telling strange stories about ghosts and monsters with passion. There are fine beads of sweat on his forehead, but he doesn't even bother to take a sip of water. Eight out of ten customers in the shop Nine is to listen to his storytelling.

Maybe it's because there are very few customers staying in the restaurant. There is only one waiter in the store. The attitude of this waiter is really bad. He just throws the dishes in front of them without saying a word, and the cooking speed is also slow. It was as good as a snail, it was dark after a meal, and Xiao Er didn't say how much silver taels he needed when paying the bill. Xiao Qinghe calmly took out some broken silver and put them on the table, and pulled Zongzheng Xu to go gone.

"This inn has always been like this, it doesn't seem to be open for making money," Xiao Qing and Jian Zongzhengxu still looked puzzled, and explained while walking to digest food: "But I like it, the environment is elegant and not noisy. "

Zongzhengxu fell into deep thought, not for making money?What is that for?In this world, who is willing to make a loss-making business?

Xiao Qinghe is a simple person, but Zongzhengxu is not, Xiao Qinghe doesn't think about anything complicated, but Zongzhengxuhui, he must always pay attention to everything that happens in the people, he came here under the banner of inspection this time The purpose of coming outside the palace is not to travel around the mountains and rivers. He must find out all the hidden forces of other countries in Huailei City, and then wipe them all out.

"what happened?"

Xiao Qinghe's questioning voice brought him back to reality.

"It's okay, I'm just a little tired." Zongzheng Xu smiled softly.

Xiao Qinghe laughed a few times without embarrassment, and plucked up the courage to tease him, "You are also a general who overcomes thorns and thorns on the battlefield. With this little physical strength, don't faint when we have sex in the future."

Zongzhengxu almost burst out laughing, this idiot is ambitious!

His playful and determined eyes made Xiao Qinghe feel as if he was saying something so funny, he said with a smile: "We'll wait and see."

Before Xiao Qinghe had time to refute, he heard Zongzheng narrate: "The prime minister's mansion is here, and it's getting late, go back and wash up and rest."

Xiao Qinghe opened his mouth, but didn't say anything, he turned around reluctantly and was about to leave, when suddenly his shoulder hurt, his whole body was turned back, his lips were stuck together with Zongzheng Xu's, It was split at the touch of a touch, it came and went suddenly, but Xiao Qinghe was still at a loss because of this superficial kiss.

Zong Zhengxu kissed him?He kissed him!

Xiao Qinghe was still in a state of shock and surprise, his hands and feet had no place to rest, he looked flustered, his three souls and seven souls couldn't return to their positions for the time being, there was no way, there were too many surprises today.

"Go." Zongzhengxu bent his index finger, tapped his head, and said softly.

"...Okay." Xiao Qinghe stammered and procrastinated every word, like singing.

Xiao Qinghe wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, rolled around on the couch, smirked from time to time, the burning heat on his face could not be subdued, this time he did not tell Li what he saw and heard verbatim. housekeeper.

No reason, he just doesn't want to part with, doesn't want to share what he and Zongzhengxu have experienced with others, he prefers to keep it in his heart sweetly, and then toss and turn and can't fall asleep, or he doesn't want to Sleeping, the scene of Zong Zhengxu kissing himself repeatedly appeared in his mind, and even the soft touch truly appeared on his lips.

He felt a little regretful, why he behaved like a little girl who hadn't left the cabinet, with a flushed face and a dull head.

Most importantly, he didn't even know what kind of expression Zongzhengxu had when he kissed him, did he also bend the corners of his mouth and eyes, making an intoxicating smile?Or is he just like him, nervous and excited at the same time, so flustered that he doesn't know where to put his hands and feet?

Only when Xiao Qinghe was struggling with Zhou Gong did he realize that he forgot to set a date for goodbye with Zongzhengxu today, but he no longer had the strength to hold on to him. With a smile on his lips, he gradually fell into sleep. Inside and outside the dream, there was the figure of Zongzheng Xu, with a handsome face, lingering eyebrows, and warm words.

The next day, Xiao Qinghe slept until the sun was up and didn't get up. It was rare that no noisy girl came to disturb him, it must have been ordered by Housekeeper Li.

Xiao Qinghe loves face like his life, no, more than his life, he seldom travels on foot, he is hot, tired and not decent at all.

Yesterday and the day before yesterday were regarded as breaking his great precept. After walking such a long distance, his precious feet were blistered, but he felt that it was worth it, and he would laugh out loud even in his dreams.

When the servant girl Xiao Rong came to apply the medicine to him, he changed from his usual delicate appearance, neither crying nor making troubles and not resisting, he calmly let the plaster be applied to his feet, the smile on his face from time to time made the little girl's hair stand on end, With a flustered look on his face, he thought he had done something wrong, and kept asking tentatively: "Young master, is it hurting?" .

Xiao Qinghe shook his head in denial, and then continued to giggle to himself, making the little girl very uncomfortable, thinking that his young master's mind was broken, so he had nothing to say to chat with him, trying to think of something he didn't know, otherwise he would It's a bit scary to guard a person who is full of silly smiles but doesn't say a word.

"Young master, do you know that something big happened in Huai Lei City last night." Xiao Rong said without raising his head while preparing the medicine.

"Really? What's the matter?" Xiao Qinghe was not really interested. He leaned his head on the back of the chair, closed his eyes, and asked lazily.

Xiao Rong has long been used to his family affairs, state affairs, world affairs, and nothing to do with her appearance, but this does not affect her enthusiasm at all: "The inn next to Diaoyue Lake in the south of the city has been ransacked!"

"Oh, the house was ransacked." Nangong Yaoyan was unmoved, there are many bullies in this city, not to mention it is just a small inn, the trees are beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it, even the prime minister's house may be ransacked Yes, he didn't feel any surprise, and asked lazily: "Who copied it?"

"Seven Princes."

"Oh?" Xiao Qinghe repeatedly nodded in praise. He always liked to listen to this kind of gossip about house robbery. Then, the song he was humming suddenly stopped, and the movement of shaking the pear flower wooden chair also stopped suddenly. As if remembering something, he opened his eyes and asked hesitantly, "Xiao Rong, who were you talking about just now?"

"Seventh Prince." Xiao Rong repeated patiently.

She only knew that her young master was a good man but not a woman, but she didn't know that his good man was none other than the Seventh Prince Zong Zhengxu.

Seven princes?Isn't the Seventh Prince Zongzhengxu?

Why did he copy other people's inn for nothing?No matter what an inn does, it will not offend the prince.

"In what name?" Xiao Qinghe asked curiously as he continued to hum the rocking chair.

"Harboring spies from other countries." Xiao Rong frowned with a pair of slender eyebrows, as if a little regretful, "It is said that the action was not small, even the house was burned, and the neighbors came out to see it, it is a pity to say, the food is delicious , the price is low, if you have to say something bad, it’s just that the waiter there has a bad temper, there is no other inn like this in the whole city of Huai Lei.”

Xiao Rong suddenly moved closer, leaning against Xiao Qinghe's ears, and lowered her voice, as if afraid of being heard by others, "I heard that everyone in the inn was taken away, and even the temporary tenants could not escape. , I heard that the Seventh Prince will personally interrogate, the Seventh Prince has lived in the battlefield for a long time, and he will never show mercy when interrogating prisoners, alas! These people really have bad lives!"

When Xiao Qinghe heard her talk about that inn, he always felt very familiar, as if he had been there recently, "What inn?"

"Hmm... called..." Xiao Rong frowned, thought and thought, and suddenly remembered, "By the way, Yuejun Inn!" Then he handed him a bowl of medicinal juice, "Drink the medicine first."

"What?!" Xiao Qinghe heard the words, straightened up abruptly, almost bounced off the armchair, so shocked that Xiao Rong almost couldn't even hold the bowl steadily.

"Yuejun Inn, what's the matter?" Xiao Rong asked doubtfully.

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