Both Saiki Kusuo and Teruhashi Shinmi thought about what they would do if their eldest son brought a man home to meet his parents one day in the future.
In fact, boyfriend and girlfriend... are nothing, right?
Then, not long after his son's birthday, he met a young man who came to visit him.
No, it's not enough to say that they are young, after all, they are.
Shinmi Teruhashi looked at Dazai Osamu's appearance, and felt that the man in the sand-colored trench coat looked quite outstanding.
Well, she is also tall, speaks nicely, and looks cute...
Holding her little daughter Saiki Ayako in her arms, Teruhashi Xinmei was 1 satisfied.
Saiki Kusuo, who already knew all the information about his future son-in-law: ...
No, even if this guy is going to be good, he is still a scourge that has nothing to do with being cute, daughter-in-law!
But there is no way to say this.
After all, his son's vision... would not be a problem.
On this point, Saiki Kusuo, who is also a superpower, can still be sure.
"Xiaozhi, do you want to live at home?"
Zhaoqiao Xinmei smiled cordially, and the light of the beloved daughter of heaven shone brightly.
It always feels strange to call Dazai Osamu, and Dazai is not acceptable, after all, it is the pen name of a particularly famous late writer.
Whether it was Dazai Osamu or Saiki Yuma, their pupils trembled when they heard this name.
"Xiao, Xiaozhi... Pfft." Yuzhen covered her mouth and looked away, leaning on the armrest of the sofa and trembling with laughter.
Cure sauce or something... Puff ha ha ha ha.
"..." Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, and suddenly smiled maliciously, "Hey, what's wrong with you, Yu-chan?"
Realizing that she is often called "Xiaoyou", Yuma wanted to restrain herself, but still...
"Hahahahaha because it's so weird... Aww!"
Zhaoqiao Xinmei angrily gave her son a trick: "You can't bully Xiaozhi!"
"That's right, don't bully me." Osamu Dazai immediately acted on his mother-in-law's protection.
Yuma, who instantly fell to the bottom of the family food chain: ...
How wonderful is this humbleness peculiar to the head of the family!
"Sister, living here is a kind of torture for me. After all, you are so beautiful. Any man who sees you will want to give you a oh and give him all his love." Osamu Dazai lifted his upper body instantly, holding Teruhashi With Xinmei's hand, she confided affectionately, "I'm so sorry for Uncle."
Saiki Kusuo: ...
Bastard son-in-law, call me uncle and call your future mother sister?
"Hey, Xiao Zhi is a sweet-mouthed good boy, how could he do something that embarrasses your uncle." Teruhashi Shinmi happily held Dazai's hand, and sat on the sofa herself, " My Yo-chan..."
Saiki Kusuo who was quickly abandoned by his wife: ...
You Xiaozhen silently picked up the pink-haired sister who was floating in the air as if she was watching the mentally retarded, and hugged her in her arms.
"Ayako, what's going on at home?"
The little pink-haired baby scratched his fingers, his blue eyes were full of disdain.
【Brother, I'm only half a year old. 】
Although he is only half a year old, he already knows how to float, walk and telepathize.
[I am not a complete superpower, I only have superpowers for the convenience of protecting my mother. 】The girl's immature voice sounded directly in my mind.
Yuma hugged the sweet and soft little sister, then glanced at the mother who was talking and laughing happily with Dazai, and the father who couldn't see the jealousy, but actually wanted Dazai to hurry up and leave, and suddenly had an absurd doubt.
Could it be... father's superpowers are only available because of mother?
After all, my mother is the god's beloved daughter in this world... Damn it's scary.
Then I was packed by Uncle Sosuke and sent to the next world... Is everything preordained?
Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, as long as the soul in the human heart is not dry, as long as you are always working hard for your own goals, no matter whether you have super powers, whether you have personality, or simply as an ordinary person... you will live happily.
Human misfortune comes from lack of ability, but also from inner weakness and self-indulgence.
Neither of them wastes time on pointless thinking.
who cares.
It's better to think about how to confess to Dazai that he joined the port mafia...
Forget it, anyway, Dazai is so smart, maybe one day he will deduce the truth from the clues, why should I tell him in advance to deprive him of the fun of solving the puzzle.
You Xiaozhen found quite a good reason for herself to postpone the explanation.
"Mom, I'm going to let Dazai live in the house over there." Yuma took advantage of the end of a certain topic between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law [] over there, and quickly inserted the topic, "As for Dazai, whether to rest at home or go out to work, or cultivate some Hobbies... We will discuss it slowly. After all, he doesn't know much about this world yet."
"That's right. Why don't you stay at home and have a meal?"
-
"Your mother is so enthusiastic." Dazai Osamu had already figured out the fact that the family had been disconnected to the point where his son had been living in a different world since he was a child, and then faced the time difference for a long time, and couldn't help being amazed, "Yuzhen, don't you mind? Those times when things went wrong...you could have had a whole family."
"My family is also complete now." Yuma smiled, "Everything that has happened, I don't have any regrets."
Dazai subconsciously fell silent.
Suddenly it was flashed.
I was almost blinded by the real light of "I live every second seriously and fulfillingly".
"Let me tell you," Osamu Dazai maliciously raised a topic that was about to choke the other party, "Are we meeting the parents?"
"Why don't you say that I'm a girl in the golden house?" Youzhen countered with a more choking answer, "Use the whole world to hide you."
The young man under the sun was fair and beautiful, with a gentle smile on his lips.
Those blue eyes reflected colorful halos, like the most magnificent gems in the world shining in front of her with a peerless light that only belonged to her.
Dazai Osamu's heart suddenly beat violently.
Those iris-colored eyes widened slightly, filled with sunlight.
"you……"
It's really scary, Saiki Yuma.
The closer you get, the more you feel that the other party is like a sun that will burn you to death.
Even so, the moths in the darkness can't help but pounce on it, wanting to grab the scalding warmth and dazzling light.
There was a turbulent sea in his heart, but Osamu Dazai showed a small excited smile on his face, he grasped the opponent's hand and began to scratch his palm: "About, please——"
How could it be possible to show liking?
Whoever shows up first... won't lose completely.
"But……"
"Eh? As a man, do you want to say no?"
"Of course not." Under the crowd, You Xiaozhen never gave up, and smiled more gently, "Since you are so impatient, my dear, let's go to the pharmacy to buy something to prepare."
The girls around me instantly made up tens of thousands of words of small Huang Wen: ...! ! !
What benefits did they get!
Wait, why are all the handsome guys going to the domestic market!
I still feel that it matches my face——
Eh? !Why does this handsome guy with blue hair in a mask look familiar...
"Yu-chan!!!" The girls screamed!
You Xiaozhen made a decisive decision, dragged Dazai and rushed out!
Osamu Dazai, who was suddenly dragged out of shape and flying like a flag with his feet off the ground: ...
Huh, it's hard to breathe!
This speed will kill you! ! !
As expected of a professional idol?
Bah, do you dare to slow down a little so that I can open my mouth to speak!
Osamu Dazai, who seemed to have experienced a transformation, fell dizzily into the arms of the culprit with his short hair.
"Wake up, my house is here." Yuma brushed back Osamu Dazai's hair in a funny way.
As soon as Osamu Dazai looked up, he saw the gate of the traditional Japanese house with the number plate "Saiki House".
And the pink-haired youth who stood at the door to greet him.
"My lord, Your Highness Dazai, welcome home."
Family.
This guy seems to be welcomed home wherever he goes, which is amazing.
Dazai Osamu hadn't expressed much emotion yet, the melancholy young man with long pink curly hair asked again: "Why are you in such a hurry? Is there something wrong?"
"Oh, Dazai wanted to do it, so..."
Osamu Dazai jumped on the spot: "Obviously because you were recognized by fans as a former idol, you ran away with a guilty conscience?!"
"But didn't you want to do it before that?" You Xiaozhen said frankly, "Zongsan, please go to the pharmacy to buy it for me..."
"Shut up! Why leave this kind of thing to others!"
"Zongsan is not someone else." Yuma chuckled, thinking it is cute to escape Dazai occasionally not so calmly, "The swords are not someone else, they are my weapons, and they are also loyal retainers who can do everything for me."
"That's it." Zong San showed a gentle smile, "Then I will do it according to my understanding."
"Well, let's go."
Osamu Dazai: ...
Osamu Dazai didn't know why he thought of those concubines in ancient times who were mobilized so that the whole palace knew that they were favored by the emperor.
Then I thought of those romantic anecdotes in the ancient times of my country.
Shameless, he is a professional!
"I suddenly thought of a wonderful way to play..."
You Xiaozhen: ...!
Today is also a luxurious dinner with big fish and big meat!
Dazai is amazing!
You Xiaozhen, who loves to eat meat, is dizzy with color: "I would like to hear more about it."
Manners?
Between these two people...is there such a thing?
The author has something to say: The second watch is coming!Kudos to the law of hard work these days!
Swordsmen: Serving, we are professionals.
[Countdown to the end of the text 3]
In fact, boyfriend and girlfriend... are nothing, right?
Then, not long after his son's birthday, he met a young man who came to visit him.
No, it's not enough to say that they are young, after all, they are.
Shinmi Teruhashi looked at Dazai Osamu's appearance, and felt that the man in the sand-colored trench coat looked quite outstanding.
Well, she is also tall, speaks nicely, and looks cute...
Holding her little daughter Saiki Ayako in her arms, Teruhashi Xinmei was 1 satisfied.
Saiki Kusuo, who already knew all the information about his future son-in-law: ...
No, even if this guy is going to be good, he is still a scourge that has nothing to do with being cute, daughter-in-law!
But there is no way to say this.
After all, his son's vision... would not be a problem.
On this point, Saiki Kusuo, who is also a superpower, can still be sure.
"Xiaozhi, do you want to live at home?"
Zhaoqiao Xinmei smiled cordially, and the light of the beloved daughter of heaven shone brightly.
It always feels strange to call Dazai Osamu, and Dazai is not acceptable, after all, it is the pen name of a particularly famous late writer.
Whether it was Dazai Osamu or Saiki Yuma, their pupils trembled when they heard this name.
"Xiao, Xiaozhi... Pfft." Yuzhen covered her mouth and looked away, leaning on the armrest of the sofa and trembling with laughter.
Cure sauce or something... Puff ha ha ha ha.
"..." Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, and suddenly smiled maliciously, "Hey, what's wrong with you, Yu-chan?"
Realizing that she is often called "Xiaoyou", Yuma wanted to restrain herself, but still...
"Hahahahaha because it's so weird... Aww!"
Zhaoqiao Xinmei angrily gave her son a trick: "You can't bully Xiaozhi!"
"That's right, don't bully me." Osamu Dazai immediately acted on his mother-in-law's protection.
Yuma, who instantly fell to the bottom of the family food chain: ...
How wonderful is this humbleness peculiar to the head of the family!
"Sister, living here is a kind of torture for me. After all, you are so beautiful. Any man who sees you will want to give you a oh and give him all his love." Osamu Dazai lifted his upper body instantly, holding Teruhashi With Xinmei's hand, she confided affectionately, "I'm so sorry for Uncle."
Saiki Kusuo: ...
Bastard son-in-law, call me uncle and call your future mother sister?
"Hey, Xiao Zhi is a sweet-mouthed good boy, how could he do something that embarrasses your uncle." Teruhashi Shinmi happily held Dazai's hand, and sat on the sofa herself, " My Yo-chan..."
Saiki Kusuo who was quickly abandoned by his wife: ...
You Xiaozhen silently picked up the pink-haired sister who was floating in the air as if she was watching the mentally retarded, and hugged her in her arms.
"Ayako, what's going on at home?"
The little pink-haired baby scratched his fingers, his blue eyes were full of disdain.
【Brother, I'm only half a year old. 】
Although he is only half a year old, he already knows how to float, walk and telepathize.
[I am not a complete superpower, I only have superpowers for the convenience of protecting my mother. 】The girl's immature voice sounded directly in my mind.
Yuma hugged the sweet and soft little sister, then glanced at the mother who was talking and laughing happily with Dazai, and the father who couldn't see the jealousy, but actually wanted Dazai to hurry up and leave, and suddenly had an absurd doubt.
Could it be... father's superpowers are only available because of mother?
After all, my mother is the god's beloved daughter in this world... Damn it's scary.
Then I was packed by Uncle Sosuke and sent to the next world... Is everything preordained?
Forget it, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, as long as the soul in the human heart is not dry, as long as you are always working hard for your own goals, no matter whether you have super powers, whether you have personality, or simply as an ordinary person... you will live happily.
Human misfortune comes from lack of ability, but also from inner weakness and self-indulgence.
Neither of them wastes time on pointless thinking.
who cares.
It's better to think about how to confess to Dazai that he joined the port mafia...
Forget it, anyway, Dazai is so smart, maybe one day he will deduce the truth from the clues, why should I tell him in advance to deprive him of the fun of solving the puzzle.
You Xiaozhen found quite a good reason for herself to postpone the explanation.
"Mom, I'm going to let Dazai live in the house over there." Yuma took advantage of the end of a certain topic between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law [] over there, and quickly inserted the topic, "As for Dazai, whether to rest at home or go out to work, or cultivate some Hobbies... We will discuss it slowly. After all, he doesn't know much about this world yet."
"That's right. Why don't you stay at home and have a meal?"
-
"Your mother is so enthusiastic." Dazai Osamu had already figured out the fact that the family had been disconnected to the point where his son had been living in a different world since he was a child, and then faced the time difference for a long time, and couldn't help being amazed, "Yuzhen, don't you mind? Those times when things went wrong...you could have had a whole family."
"My family is also complete now." Yuma smiled, "Everything that has happened, I don't have any regrets."
Dazai subconsciously fell silent.
Suddenly it was flashed.
I was almost blinded by the real light of "I live every second seriously and fulfillingly".
"Let me tell you," Osamu Dazai maliciously raised a topic that was about to choke the other party, "Are we meeting the parents?"
"Why don't you say that I'm a girl in the golden house?" Youzhen countered with a more choking answer, "Use the whole world to hide you."
The young man under the sun was fair and beautiful, with a gentle smile on his lips.
Those blue eyes reflected colorful halos, like the most magnificent gems in the world shining in front of her with a peerless light that only belonged to her.
Dazai Osamu's heart suddenly beat violently.
Those iris-colored eyes widened slightly, filled with sunlight.
"you……"
It's really scary, Saiki Yuma.
The closer you get, the more you feel that the other party is like a sun that will burn you to death.
Even so, the moths in the darkness can't help but pounce on it, wanting to grab the scalding warmth and dazzling light.
There was a turbulent sea in his heart, but Osamu Dazai showed a small excited smile on his face, he grasped the opponent's hand and began to scratch his palm: "About, please——"
How could it be possible to show liking?
Whoever shows up first... won't lose completely.
"But……"
"Eh? As a man, do you want to say no?"
"Of course not." Under the crowd, You Xiaozhen never gave up, and smiled more gently, "Since you are so impatient, my dear, let's go to the pharmacy to buy something to prepare."
The girls around me instantly made up tens of thousands of words of small Huang Wen: ...! ! !
What benefits did they get!
Wait, why are all the handsome guys going to the domestic market!
I still feel that it matches my face——
Eh? !Why does this handsome guy with blue hair in a mask look familiar...
"Yu-chan!!!" The girls screamed!
You Xiaozhen made a decisive decision, dragged Dazai and rushed out!
Osamu Dazai, who was suddenly dragged out of shape and flying like a flag with his feet off the ground: ...
Huh, it's hard to breathe!
This speed will kill you! ! !
As expected of a professional idol?
Bah, do you dare to slow down a little so that I can open my mouth to speak!
Osamu Dazai, who seemed to have experienced a transformation, fell dizzily into the arms of the culprit with his short hair.
"Wake up, my house is here." Yuma brushed back Osamu Dazai's hair in a funny way.
As soon as Osamu Dazai looked up, he saw the gate of the traditional Japanese house with the number plate "Saiki House".
And the pink-haired youth who stood at the door to greet him.
"My lord, Your Highness Dazai, welcome home."
Family.
This guy seems to be welcomed home wherever he goes, which is amazing.
Dazai Osamu hadn't expressed much emotion yet, the melancholy young man with long pink curly hair asked again: "Why are you in such a hurry? Is there something wrong?"
"Oh, Dazai wanted to do it, so..."
Osamu Dazai jumped on the spot: "Obviously because you were recognized by fans as a former idol, you ran away with a guilty conscience?!"
"But didn't you want to do it before that?" You Xiaozhen said frankly, "Zongsan, please go to the pharmacy to buy it for me..."
"Shut up! Why leave this kind of thing to others!"
"Zongsan is not someone else." Yuma chuckled, thinking it is cute to escape Dazai occasionally not so calmly, "The swords are not someone else, they are my weapons, and they are also loyal retainers who can do everything for me."
"That's it." Zong San showed a gentle smile, "Then I will do it according to my understanding."
"Well, let's go."
Osamu Dazai: ...
Osamu Dazai didn't know why he thought of those concubines in ancient times who were mobilized so that the whole palace knew that they were favored by the emperor.
Then I thought of those romantic anecdotes in the ancient times of my country.
Shameless, he is a professional!
"I suddenly thought of a wonderful way to play..."
You Xiaozhen: ...!
Today is also a luxurious dinner with big fish and big meat!
Dazai is amazing!
You Xiaozhen, who loves to eat meat, is dizzy with color: "I would like to hear more about it."
Manners?
Between these two people...is there such a thing?
The author has something to say: The second watch is coming!Kudos to the law of hard work these days!
Swordsmen: Serving, we are professionals.
[Countdown to the end of the text 3]
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