Elven Survival Manual

The elf stared wide-eyed and gasped heavily, finally regaining his composure.

In the past, Lu Weita, who was so poor that he would collapse in the wind and was not even fully developed, had never experienced such a stimulus. In order to prevent his already failing heart from stopping beating due to mental fluctuations, his life had already shielded all possible events. Things that make his heart beat faster, even the Internet access is limited to the children's group under the age of 10, not to mention these physiological knowledge, even horror movies and TV shows are not allowed to watch.

If it weren't for programs like Animal World that occasionally mentioned the reproduction of some animals, and idol dramas would also have scenes like kissing, elves probably wouldn't have such a concept.

But knowing and experiencing are two completely different things.

He never expected that things would develop so suddenly, and the process was so exciting.

It feels so bad!He almost thought that he had become that dying human being again, and that he might die in the rapid heartbeat at any time.

The worst thing was that the bastard demon king who calmly gave him a practical rehearsal of "Five Finger Girl's Special Use" finally forced him to practice it too.

Fascinated by sex, this is definitely blinded by sex, if this big bastard hadn't deliberately seduced him, he would definitely not be able to do such a thing.

It's all right now, the new trousers are dirty again, but fortunately, there are more than one set of clothes sent.

The shower I just took was wasted, and I have to take another shower later.

The elf lay on the bed like a dead fish, sulking, and secretly scolded himself for not realizing that something was wrong. If he had realized, he would never change his clothes in front of Rekdimon, let alone ask him to help him put them on.

The regretful elf was tightly wrapped in the quilt, like a caterpillar wrapped in a chrysalis, and refused to see anyone, but the bastard devil lying next to him was in a good mood, and he couldn't hide the smile on his face.

Although he did it on purpose this time, the fact that the elf didn't use magic to escape proves that he doesn't resist such closeness, doesn't it?

(Elf: No, I just forgot to use magic! Otherwise, you bastard would have been blown away!)

Compared to the shrunken form of the elves who refused to see people, the demon king was much more generous. He lay disheveled beside the elves, with his big arms around the "chrysalis", exuding a satisfied laziness all over his body.

Even if the elf in his arms refused to show up, it couldn't dampen his good mood.

"There are newly made puffs on the table, do you want to eat?"

The Demon King already knew how to lure elves. After he said this, he clearly felt the movement under the quilt.

"The ice cream puffs delivered today are all made according to your favorite flavors, but it should be melted by now, why don't I let Karin take it away."

After speaking, the Demon King gestured to get up from the bed.

Immediately the elf jumped up.

"no!"

No one is allowed to touch his cake, no one can come in at this time!

The elves are shameless, if Karin sees his current appearance, then he will just hit his head to death.

The elf who emerged from the quilt jumped off the bed directly under the quilt, not at all elegant and noble in the past, as if his butt was on fire, he grabbed a pair of panties that felt like new clothes, and ran to the bathroom.

He is really out of his mind, the new clothes are not easy to wear, but he can wear the original ones, all he lacks is a new pair of underwear.

Before entering the bathroom, the elf did not forget to warn the devil: "Don't take away the snacks, you can get out if you don't have the snacks."

Suddenly realizing that he seemed to be no match for a plate of puffs, the devil's face turned black.

The elf cleaned himself up again in the bathroom, put on his magic robe, dried his hair with wind magic, and dawdled not wanting to go out.

But thinking of ice cream puffs, he finally pumped himself up in front of the mirror.

"It's okay, this is just a normal step in the relationship between men and men, there is no need to be embarrassed at all."

Convincing himself in this way, the elf plucked up the courage to walk out of the bathroom.

The demon king was already awake at this time, and he had tidied himself up. Looking carefully, he had also changed his clothes. The elf couldn't help staring at his hands, wondering if he was Went back to my room to clean up.

But even though the rooms of the two are facing each other, there is a little devil maid standing at the door, and the disheveled devil walks out. Will Karin, who is guarding the door, not know what happened?

The elf felt a pain in his heart for this guess, as if he had received a knowing blow.

He no longer wanted to know how his maid would react.

The only thing that can comfort him is dessert!

The ice cream puffs on the small round table are colorful, each color represents a taste, and there are magic waves on the plate containing the ice cream puffs, and none of the ice cream puffs on the plate melted, it is its credit.

Obviously, the Demon King was just teasing himself just now.

Pretending to be calm and seated, the elf picked up a vanilla-flavored ice cream puff and put it in his mouth. The cold and sweet taste made him feel better.

Seeing that his mood improved, the Demon King heaved a sigh of relief.

It's good that he's not angry, he doesn't want to have a cold war with his lover who just got closer, or be unilaterally cold war.

"A new batch of milk vetch nectar has been received. It is said that the quality is very good. Mopuya plans to make a batch of honey fruit jelly. What do you think?"

Mopua is the ogre chef of Recdimon. Although this is an ogre, but because he considers himself a top gourmet, he feels that the taste of human beings is not as good as that of Warcraft, so he refuses to eat human flesh. alternative.

However, Mopua's culinary skills are very good, and recently he has learned pastry making because of the elves' preference, and has won the admiration of the elves.

"Okay, but you don't have to leave it to me after it's done. I can't finish it all by myself. Don't Ke Luna and the others like desserts too, so share them with them too."

Most women eat sweets more or less, and monsters are no exception. I think honey fruit jellybeans will be very popular after they are made.

"But can Mopuya be busy enough to come here?"

"There are more people in the kitchen than you think." The monster doesn't like the elf and thinks about others at this time: "He is the head chef, and there will be no shortage of monsters to fight."

It was probably because EQ was finally caught by His Majesty the Demon King after he finally got online. From the first kiss, he seemed to be enlightened, and suddenly knew how to coax his elves.

In the current situation, it is necessary to find enough reasons and topics to divert the elf's attention, so that he does not think about the previous things, otherwise the thin-skinned elf is likely to be awkward again.

So the demon king who doesn't talk much has become eloquent now, throwing out words one after another, the elf's attention was diverted, the expression on his face became lively, and the aura around him also returned to calm.

He looked the same as usual, still an elegant and noble elf.

But the demon king has a sense of smell comparable to that of a monster. He can clearly smell his own aura on the elf, which cannot be eliminated even if he takes a bath. It belongs to him.

Therefore, the elf didn't have to worry about what the maid would notice when she came in. Now, as long as he appears in front of any monster who is familiar with the devil, the other party will know what they did before.

Of course, there is no need to tell the elves about this.

"Grow another batch of milk vetch in the flower field. After it withers, you can plant other crops, right? Do you have any plans?"

"In the future, the demand for grass on the ranch will probably increase, and the milk vetch will continue to be planted, so I plan to only choose a suitable size of land to cultivate some magic plants that are easier to grow."

"As for the crops... the food grown from the seeds brought back from the Kunle people doesn't taste very good, but it can grow well no matter how harsh the environment is. I tried to mix it with crops like rice and wheat. After cultivating it, although not all of them were successful, there are two cases that are not bad, and the taste of drought and cold resistance has also been improved. Do you think we should open up some land for large-scale planting of new crops? After all, the magic mouth of the magic castle There are so many, Ansett Lodge also said that the food reserves are a bit tight. Although everyone prefers to eat meat, but now there is not enough meat, so we can only use food to supplement it. I don’t know when there will be enough meat for everyone. eat."

"Sooner or later, there will be, but if the land is opened up again, the magic storage array may not be enough. There will always be a time when the magic materials are used up, and you can't take care of it, right?"

"So it's time to grow magic plants. At first, we will focus on the few kinds of trial plants that the magic storage array needs, but I can't do anything about other materials."

"As for opening up wasteland and planting new crops, I don't plan to rely on magic to spawn them anymore. After all, this is not a long-term solution, and this new species is very suitable for growing in the desert. I don't think there will be any problem without magic. When the time comes, just send some It’s enough to be responsible by hand, but do the monsters in the magic castle have a sub-job as a farmer? They don’t seem to be suitable for work.”

Planting is also a life skill in "DW", because all NPCs who know this skill are farmers and other NPCs—of course, elves, which are naturally good at planting, are not counted in it—so the main Players who learn this life skill will be affectionately called farmers.

"Don't worry about this. For the time being, we will send skeleton soldiers to do it. As for the future, when Ivestar comes back, there will be enough manpower."

"Huh? Who is he going to bring back? There should be no farmers under his command?"

None of the group of beautiful female monsters seem to be able to do rough work?

"He bought a batch of slaves, quite a number, as Ansett Lodge reported at the meeting before." The Demon King reminded.

The elf was on a errand at that time, so I don't remember hearing this.

However, he was a bit resistant to slaves. He frowned when he heard that the succubi bought slaves, but he thought that these slaves would be considered as working for him in the future. As long as he pays attention, don't let the monsters do anything to these slaves, and ensure that they have no worries about food and clothing. In fact, it shouldn't matter if he is a slave or not, right?

That being said, he was still uncomfortable.

So the elf suddenly said to the devil: "When you unify this place in the future, you must abolish slavery. This is too inhumane."

The devil didn't expect the elves to say this suddenly, and slaves are also very common in "DW". Except for the elves, other races will raise slaves no matter what camp they are.

That is, there are quite a few monsters with slaves in the magic castle, but the magic castle can be said to be at the forefront of the war before. All the monsters here are members of the Seven Demon Generals Corps. It is not so much their residence as it is a legion No one dares to bring himself into the magic castle when he needs to fight.

As for the devil himself, all the monsters are looking forward to working for him, so there is no need for slaves.

It can be said that if you want to abolish slavery, you must first get rid of the monsters in the magic castle.

But this is the elf's wish for him, as long as it is what he wants, Rekdimon will meet him, no matter when, no matter what.

"Ah."

The devil agreed, and he got the elf's bright smile.

Even for that smile, the Demon King will grant all his wishes.