The male god of the vicious stepsister wants to tease me, how can I break it?

Chen Yan was like an old man in his seventies and eighties, with Huang Xiaoming helping him up the stairs, he almost put his whole body weight on Huang Xiaoming's small body, happy to feel at ease.

Huang Xiaoming swung his shoulders cursingly, and pushed Chen Yan away, but Chen Yan fell over again.

The two climbed the stairs and fought and fought. When they returned to the dormitory, as soon as Chen Yan opened the door, he saw that He Shusheng not only did not open his phone, but was even doing his homework with a high-level math book and a stack of papers. Seeing his dark and fat face wrinkled into a ball, people feel so distressed when looking at it.

Chen Yan turned to look at Huang Xiaoming, and asked, "Damn it, the scholar went to the labor camp on the weekend? He's actually reading a book? Even if the game is being updated and you can't play it temporarily, that's not the case!"

Huang Xiao took a look at Chen Yan and said, "Could you care more about your poor roommate? Didn't the scholar fail last year? This Friday night, he has to take a make-up exam for last semester's high math. He didn't know he was flustered until now."

Chen Yan couldn't help sighing when he heard it, and felt very sympathetic to He Shusheng's experience. After all, his high school score last semester was 61 points, and He Shusheng managed to pass 57 in the exam.

five!ten!seven!

It couldn't be more difficult. After playing for a winter vacation and then taking the exam, it would be a miracle for He Shusheng to get a 27.

Huang Xiaoming put a bag of snacks in his hand on He Shusheng's table, patted him on the shoulder earnestly, and said, "Brother, I bought some dry food to express my condolences to you. I wish you a successful cultivation tonight. Come on."

He Shusheng was so moved that he dropped the pen in his hand, hugged Huang Xiaoming and buried his head in tears.

The friendship of the Little Virgin Alliance is absolutely waterless, 24K ultra-pure!

After crying for a while, He Shusheng sighed sadly, and sighed sadly: "If knowledge can be transmitted through sex, how beautiful the world will be!"

Chen Yan clicked his tongue twice, and couldn't help teasing: "Your ideal world is amazing, by that time, won't Xueba's drawer be full of suits, and Bai Fumei and Gao Fushuai will kneel down and beg the god to give them a shot? Hehehe, Xueba can be promoted to a veritable school diao!"

Huang Xiaoming patted He Shusheng on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't think like this. If that time really comes, how can an ugly and mentally retarded person like you get better? It will definitely only get worse."

When He Shusheng heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to jump up and fight Huang Xiaoming!

After watching the farce with a smile, Chen Yan returned to his desk to unload his schoolbag. He simply packed up the clothes and sundries he brought home, took a shower early, and climbed into bed to play with his mobile phone.

Chen Yan flipped through the photos he took today on his phone, and his heart was so beautiful, every photo of the male god was beautiful, the more he looked at it, the more he washed it, the more he looked at it, the more he wanted to be fucked by the male god!

Chen Yan wiped away the male god's face with his thumb and index finger, expanded it to occupy the size of the screen, and took a screenshot.

The male god in the photo has gentle eyebrows, and there seems to be a small star in his deep and charming eyes. He can attract people's attention when facing the camera.

A quick shot turned into a pictorial, and a random cut turned into a screensaver. Chen Yan's fanatical admiration for the male god's appearance was promoted to the level of an ultimate brainless fan.

The only regret was that he didn't dare to use the male god's photo as a screen saver. The male god really used his mobile phone a lot, so he didn't want to be treated as a pervert.

In the end, Chen Yan set the male god as the chat background picture in WeChat, and even thought that if one day the male god accidentally found out, he would say that it was only set, and the hand swipe would be set to all.

Chen Yan sorted out the photos one by one, and found the photo of the Ferrari steering wheel with the right hand of the male god. After adjusting the color tone, he opened the Dajinjiang live app.

Chen Yan released a new message in the anchor update of "Leave a name before the fire": "My male god's right hand appeared on the scene! The fried chicken looks good! No! Yes! I don't accept rebuttals, I can only answer yes! Yes, I It’s a super-husband maniac, after all, this is a man who can make you orgasm with his fingers! The universe is super invincible! :D”

The attached picture of the new development is the photo of the Ferrari steering wheel.

After Chen Yan updated the news, he waited leisurely to read the comments. The progress bar of the news update had just been displayed, and almost at the same time, likes and comments came out in a surge!

"Wow! Damn! No bragging, this hand is really super good-looking! The hand control party is content to lick the screen!"

"Draw the key point - you can climax with your fingers! I hope that the first sister can elaborate on how your fingers can make you climax, how long it takes you to climax, why you try to use your fingers to climax, and how many times you climaxed that day Orgasm :-d"

"It seems that the theme of the first sister's broadcast next week has been fixed. The title: Talk about a legendary man who can make you orgasm with just one finger!"

"Using your hands can indeed...cough cough, I really want to comment with my heart, but I'm afraid of being targeted by the seller. [Funny][Funny][Funny]"

"The first sister used a picture: she showed her love, showed off her wealth, drove a luxury car, and slapped some people in the face! ps~ I have driven too many times in the comments, so I decided to Find a new way to comment~”

Chen Yan happily flipped through the comments. He didn't know many fan ids, but the local rich fungus "Thousands of Miles Send Cannons" is one of them. He usually smashes mines and sends them to the top very frequently, but he doesn't talk much.

Although Chen Yan does not rule out that he has the intention of fishing for big fish in the long run, as of now, Chen Yan's impression of Tuhao bacteria is the best one in the list of Tuhao bacteria.

Chen Yan swiped it, and saw that "Thousands of Miles Send Cannons" also replied in the comments: "The male god may find it a bit embarrassing :)"

Chen Yan sympathetically responded to him by parachuting: "How could I be willing to embarrass the male god? I'm not bragging~ After all, as long as I see the male god's face, I can have an orgasm every minute, okay? [Shy] [Shy] [shy]"

The reply of "Leave a name before the fire" pushed Tuhaojun's comments to the top of the most popular comments in one fell swoop. There was a large wave of 6666666666 in the replies, and some people even asked "Why did the first sister reply to Tuhaojun alone?" intense discussions.

Chen Yan stopped playing after scrolling through the dynamic comments for a while, and was about to exit the Dajinjiang Live App, when he saw a small advertisement popping up on the Shenshui TV at the top of the live broadcast interface——

"Little Angel of the Bright Moon: In the days when there is no deep water, I will throw one to myself, just to attract your attention~"

The moment he saw the id, Chen Yan suddenly laughed out loud.He immediately put on his vest, clicked into the live broadcast room of the familiar "Little Angel of Liangyue", and sure enough, he saw the beautiful Ai Liangyue muttering sadly, "Why did you hit the deep water, and the number of viewers is still so small?" Ah", the image of a cute little crying bag is very vivid!

Chen Yan saw Ai Lang's people first, and then went to see the miserable 70 viewers in the live broadcast room. He almost laughed out loud!

Chen Yan immediately went to look for Ai Lang on WeChat, simply and rudely, and threw a long string of "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

Ai Lang replied to him impatiently, with a little irritability in his tone: "what are you doing!"

Chen Yan typed in the text: "Little Angel Liangyue, are you enjoying the live broadcast?"

Immediately, Ai Lang poked the screen of the phone angrily, and sent a text: "Damn it! Among the 70 viewers who watched my live broadcast, there are still you? My God, this news really makes me sad!"

Chen Yan replied meanly: "Don't be sad, I'll leave the room right away, leaving the 69 people in your harem to be self-sufficient, hehehe."

Ai Lang flicked the message impatiently: "Wow, don't leave! Help me go to the message area to tease people! I'm still studying the novice guide, figuring out how to get people out of the room, let me tell you! I'm really I can't take it anymore, just dozens of people watch my live broadcast, and seven or eight people ask me how much a night is, whether it includes meals or nights, including your grandma!"

Chen Yan is very sympathetic to Ai Lang's experience, but he never encountered such a situation when he started broadcasting. The reason is that Ai Liangyue is too beautiful like a celebrity.

Chen Yan could only comfort and say: "Calm your mind, the worst thing is to be impatient. You have to be as steady as a clock in the live broadcast. Only you are the one who pissed off others. Don't be easily provoked by others."

Ailang replied crying: "The live broadcast is not fun at all, so I don't want to go up and get angry! [Crying out with a wow.jpg]"

Although Chen Yan intends to post a post to attract Ai Lang's popularity, as long as his recommendation is posted, he can easily add tens of thousands of fans to Ai Lang.

But the problem now is that it's not convenient for Chen Yan to live broadcast in the dormitory. He is afraid that Ai Lang will expose his black material on the live broadcast by himself, but he fails to save the scene in time.Moreover, he is on the cusp of the storm recently, and I don't know how many people are staring at him. At that time, he will really be an enemy who is not afraid of gods, and he is afraid that his teammates will set you up.

Because of this reason, Chen Yan didn't say that he wanted to help Ai Lang, but made an appointment with Ai Lang to go out for dinner tomorrow, and then we'll see the situation.

After Chen Yanzheng finished talking with Ai Lang, he was bored flipping through Moments and several official accounts of super male models he followed, and suddenly saw a WeChat official account that sent him a private message an hour ago.

Chen Yan clicked on it, and the official account called "Rose Mountain Villa Hot Spring Resort" immediately attracted his attention. Chen Yan's heart suddenly tightened, and he checked the news a little nervously, only to see Rose Mountain Villa Hot Spring Resort said: "Congratulations! You get the privilege of 2 days and 1 night of free experience of the couple's soup house, bring your favorite ta, and have a warmest date! Please leave the real information of the contact person's mobile phone number and name when you see the message. Book soup Please book the house three days in advance, the valid date is until the 31st of the end of this month, if you have any questions, please call the resort customer service, I wish you a happy life~”

After reading the long list of news, Chen Yan couldn't restrain his excitement immediately, jumped up and grabbed the edge of the bed and roared at the two little friends below: "I won the lottery, wow!!! I really won the lottery!! !"

Chen Yan was so excited that he almost danced on the bed. Although Chen Yan didn't need to feel bad about spending money on a soup house, but this kind of pie-in-the-sky thing, even if it was only 100 yuan, could still make people feel embarrassed. Good luck and be merry all day.

Huang Xiaoming looked up and asked disapprovingly, "What the hell? You didn't receive a hot text message from a very lucky 6+1 viewer, did you?"

Chen Yanxi smiled, lying on the bed and slapping his legs, he laughed hahaha and said, "It's the free hot spring tickets that we reposted in Moments last time!!! I won a lottery, free hot springs!! !"

Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng looked at each other, and Huang Xiaoming immediately said "Wow", after all, he was also the one who reposted the tweet.

He Shusheng was being abused by high mathematics right now, but when he heard that his little roommate was hit by a pie from the sky, he immediately became more skeptical about life, lay down on the table with a "wow", and buried his face in the in the arm.

After Chen Yan was excited, he called the customer service number of the hot spring resort under Huang Xiaoming's jealous eyes.After the customer service confirmed the news of winning the lottery, Chen Yan was so happy when he could book a couple's soup house at any time!

Huang Xiaoming was so angry that he tried to ridicule Chen Yan to relieve his anger: "It's still a couple's soup house? Who do we want to go to as a single dog? There are still 20 days until the end of the month. In order to soak in a hot spring, you have to hurry up and get out." Is it possible to settle the order?"

Chen Yan was not angry at all when he was ridiculed by Huang Xiaoming, he said with a smile: "Hee hee, I already have an appointment!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Yan drew the curtain of the bed, and left aside Huang Xiaoming who was under the bed with a delicate expression.

When Chen Yan saw winning the prize just now, the reason why he was so excited that he wanted to go to heaven was not only the unexpected surprise brought by winning the prize, but also another more important reason!

That is - when forwarding the lottery information at that time, the male god said in the comments, if he wins the lottery, can he be brought along with him!

Chen Yan felt that he was really lucky! ! !

Chen Yan took a deep breath for five seconds, and sat cross-legged on the bed very seriously. He poked open the WeChat chat box of the male god, and entered a string of text: "Cheng Xi~ Let me tell you! , It’s the 2 days and 1 night free experience of the hot spring resort, I actually won the lottery! I’m so happy hahaha!!!”

When Chen Yan sent this message to the male god, he was even more nervous than calling the customer service to confirm the news of the award just now. He was especially afraid that the male god would push back on the appointment.

After all, when I think about it now, the male god must have just been joking in the comments at the time, how could I know that Chen Yan really won the lottery.

After thinking about it again, two big boys go to a couple's soup house together. For a gay guy like Chen Yan, it is naturally something to look forward to, but for a straight guy, it is probably not so good!

It took 4 minutes for Chen Yan to send the message, but before he could get a reply from the male god, he thought about it for a while, slowly wearing away his excitement and anticipation in the passage of time...

He sat on the bed stupidly, did nothing but stared at the WeChat chat box for 10 minutes.

Chen Yan's mood gradually calmed down, sorted out some depressed emotions, picked up the phone again, edited a few sentences and sent it to the male god: "Because you said in the comments last time that if you win the lottery, you will be called, I know... You were probably just joking around at the time, but I just thought, after all, I promised you at the time, so I wanted to ask you first. It’s okay if you’re not free or don’t want to go, don’t feel too embarrassed, or you If there is anyone who wants to date, I can give you the ticket~"

When Chen Yan came to his senses, he realized that he had actually typed a long paragraph. He was a little bit cautious looking at it, because he was afraid that the male god would find it annoying if he saw it.

But it doesn't matter, it's better than the male god who is both embarrassed and entangled in how to answer him.

Chen Yan sent the message over.

After waiting for a few more minutes, Chen Yan's mood was much calmer than before.

He didn't keep waiting for the male god's WeChat chat interface anymore, and he was in the mood to browse Moments, although he would quit from time to time to see if there were any unread messages, for fear of missing the male god's reply.

In order to pass the time, Chen Yan opened a collection of funny videos in Moments, but after clicking it, the video could not be buffered. Just when he was curious that the wifi in the dormitory connected to the phone was disconnected, the phone suddenly rang cheerfully.

"Ba ba ba ba ~ quack quack ~"

The caller ID is "Cheng Xi".

Chen Yan's heart tightened, he secretly took a deep breath, and then connected the phone.

Chen Yan: "Hello?"

Cheng Xi: "Give me the ticket."

As soon as he picked up the phone, he heard the words of the male god. Even though Chen Yan had made mental preparations just now, his heart was suddenly filled with a touch of sadness.

Chen Yan: "Okay... what I left for the customer service is my contact information... when the time comes..."

Cheng Xi interrupted him: "I want to ask you to go with me then."

Chen Yan suddenly got stuck.

Cheng Xi's magnetic voice whispered on the phone and said with a low smile: "I hear your voice as if you are about to cry. Could it be that you are really crying? Are you a fool? Can I use your ticket to date someone else? What's more, I don't have any 'others' I want to date."

Chen Yan hasn't recovered yet.

Cheng Xi continued to explain: "I went to take a shower just now, so I didn't reply to your WeChat message in time. I'm happy to go, don't be embarrassed, you can go anytime you want, just tell me a day or two in advance, I have it null."

Chen Yan was caught off guard by the male god's words and was thrown into a daze. It took him a long time to come back to his senses. He clutched his phone tightly, pressed his cheek, and whispered, "I want to... go on the weekend."

The male god smiled slightly and said, "Is it this weekend?"

Chen Yan let out a "hmm".

The male god replied: "Okay."

The phone suddenly fell silent, and there was a faint rustling sound, probably the male god was wiping his hair with a towel, Chen Yan guessed.

He still feels a little drifting now, the male god is so kind to him, so good that a small flame ignited in his heart, faintly feeling that the male god might respond to his expectations.

Chen Yan rubbed his face, let out a breath, and felt a little sweetness in his heart.

In fact, he is not greedy at all, even if the male god is not ready yet, it doesn't matter, as long as he can maintain the status quo with the male god, it will be fine.