Chen Yan opened up a new topic unintentionally, and the message area could no longer be calm.

The formation was in unison: "I want to listen to my first sister's dating history! It must be exciting!"

Chen Yan picked up the phone and pretended to check the news, and quietly set an alarm clock that would ring in 10 minutes.

After putting down his phone, he casually glanced at the comment section, and said with a sneer, "What's so special about dating? No one is in charge of the meal at home, so we have to order a takeaway."

The comment area suddenly couldn't laugh or cry:

"First sister, how can I face myself in the future after you let me take out three meals! [cover face]"

"Tomorrow, how am I going to face up to the little brother who delivered me food!! [油][泡][污]"

"A bubbling check-in that orders takeout twice a day! [Xiao shy]"

"Punch in and take out one meal a day."

"Punch in and take out two meals a day."

"Seeing this, I decided to pick up my phone and order a midnight snack~"

"Shocked! Suspicious gangs that proclaim obscenity every day were discovered in Da Jiji's live broadcast room! Is it the loss of morality, or the annihilation of humanity?! Let's get closer to the live broadcast room of 'Leave a name before the fire' which is on the cusp!"

The topic of sex dating has always been controversial. Although he hit the G-spot of netizens every minute, Chen Yan didn't intend to mention it more, but just followed the topic to promote a wave of positive energy and changed the topic calmly.

Chen Yan said: "Many people know the truth of 'bring a condom and make an appointment with a safe gun', but it is easy to get confused when you make an appointment with a real gun on the bed. I still have to remind everyone here, please wear a condom when you date a gun. Don’t give me a fuck when you’re talking about it, takeaway is still not as healthy as home-cooked food, to put it bluntly, bitches who don’t wear a condom, be careful when you receive Ai’s big gift bag~”

When it comes to dating, Chen Yan refuses in his heart.

However, during those ignorant youthful years, negative energy would always sneak up on your bed in the dead of night, tempting you to breed depraved thoughts.

Chen Yan also had a bad but lucky "dating" experience, the process was really ups and downs, and the ending was a surprise.

When he was asked to apply for the same school as his step-sister in the college entrance examination, the negative energy in Chen Yan's heart overflowed the bottleneck, and the little virgin yearning for depravity desperately longed for a physical applause, so he secretly downloaded what was then called "Songhua Jiang"'s Jinjiang pure love dating app.

The little virgin chatted shyly and expectantly with a netizen with a super-handsome profile picture, and cautiously and grievously confirmed that the other party was natural, pollution-free, safe and healthy.

In order to facilitate private contact, the little virgin couldn't wait to add the other party's WeChat.

In the end, Chen Yan found out——what the hell the other party is a wechat business selling sex toys in Moments!He also enthusiastically recommends the new masturbation stick to Chen Yan!Safer than dating guns!Triple pleasure adjustable!You can go to Xianyu or Taobao!The positive rate is 100%, absolutely childlike and innocent~

Chen Yan's mood at the time: A trace of exhaustion was revealed in his smile, and he said rudely:)

Since then, Chen Yan has completely stopped thinking about having sex.

As soon as Chen Yan got out of the shameful memories of black history, he heard a cheerful ringtone suddenly sounded from the mobile phone beside him: "Bababababa~quack~"

Chen Yan was like a showman, first glanced at the phone without any fluctuations, and when he saw the screen display, his eyes suddenly lit up!Then he suppressed his happy mood, turned his head and said to the fans in the live broadcast: "The male god called me, I will leave for a while."

Chen Yan muted the live broadcast interface, and took a special cardboard to block in front of the camera.On the cardboard was written "Come back soon, new friends remember to pay attention to the anchor ~" a few crooked words, like an advertisement in the middle of the field, you can consider attracting advertising sponsors.

Before leaving the camera, Chen Yan turned off the alarm on his phone. He looked at the time and thought about waiting a dozen or 10 minutes before returning to the live broadcast, so he went to take a shower first.

After Chen Yan took a shower, dried his hair, dressed up again and returned to the live broadcast, the fans in the live broadcast room still had 1w1 chattering in the comment area.

Many of the netizens who follow the broadcast are the first-generation fans and diehard fans of "Leave a name before the fire". During the past six months of the follow-up, the fans met and got acquainted because of Chen Yan, and they also established a deep revolutionary friendship with each other. .

As soon as Chen Yan returned to the live broadcast camera, the fans in the live broadcast room immediately rushed to tell each other.

Not long after, a large wave of people flooded into the live broadcast room again, and the number of viewers rose back to more than 3, which also made the anchors in other rooms experience the dreadful experience of losing hundreds of thousands of fans in a second.

The comment area asked eagerly:

"Anchor! Did the scumbag ask you out to watch the night lights???"

"It's late at night, and the scumbag wants to order takeaway for supper... :-)"

"Anchor, are you going thousands of miles to deliver food?? No!!! Don't go!!! [Cover your heart]"

Chen Yan played with the red gauze scarf wrapped around his fingers, pretending to be cold and said: "No. The male god made me angry today, I have to hang him out for a few days."

As soon as the netizens heard it, they felt that the [-] o'clock story meeting was about to begin, and they all moved their stools to sell melons and fruits in the front row, and asked gossip about the cause and effect of the incident.

Chen Yan said: "The Goddess and I made an appointment to have dinner together on Friday night a few days ago, but he mentioned this in front of his step-sister today, and the step-sister said that she would also go. It was originally inserted by the step-sister temporarily." , I haven’t had time to complain that the two-person world has become a threesome in the Asura Field, my good sister privately wants me to miss the appointment tonight, and she tells the male god that I can’t go because of something.”

"Damn, step-sister is such a person!! And did the anchor really listen to step-sister's words???"

"The anchor isn't really angry with the scumbag, is he? It's this little sister who is running on you the whole time!"

"I have a bold idea... My sister can't see that there is a problem between the first sister and the scumbag, right? Otherwise, I wouldn't be so defensive about the first sister."

"As a real woman, I have to rank the big brothers upstairs. When my man has a problem, a woman's sixth sense is really more accurate than the radar :-)"

Chen Yan lazily said: "My step-sister usually runs on me like this, not once or twice. Anyway, I missed the appointment, because the baby doesn't want to see my sister flirting with a male god in front of me at all. But, what really made me What makes me angry is that from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] just now, the male god didn’t even send me a WeChat message for three full hours. It wasn’t until just now that he called me to coax me to go out for supper, hehehe, Why did you go early, whoever wants to accompany whoever, this baby has no time to talk to him."

Chen Yan spoke very forcefully, as if he was going to snub the male god for several days.

Netizens in the comment area were very pleased with Chen Yan's picture of the tsundere queen who said "I am the cutest person in the universe, you can either hold me in your palm or get out of here".

"First sister should be so energetic, hee hee hee, miss the day!"

"First sister is great! It was the scumbag who came to tease you first. He may not like you, but he just thinks it's easy to sleep with you. Otherwise, even if the baby misses the appointment, he should care about you right away! Unexpectedly Still in the mood to eat with my sister? And eat a meal for three hours?? Scumbag OUT!"

"This scumbag wants dessert after dinner, it's a beautiful idea^_^"

Chen Yan said: "That's right, my bitches are right, whoever cares is an idiot~"

Just as Chen Yan finished his noble and glamorous words, the screen of the mobile phone placed on the table suddenly lit up, and the reminder music of "Dengdengdeng" from the WeChat video invitation sounded.

Chen Yan glanced at it indifferently, and was almost dumbfounded when he saw the message "Cheng Xi invites you to voice chat" clearly!

Chen Yan frantically picked up the phone, unlocked the screen and clicked on WeChat, and a full-screen display of the male god's voice chat invitation popped up on the screen.

The cue music kept ringing cheerfully, tugging at Chen Yan's nervous and excited nerves.

He didn't have time to explain to the netizens this time, so he muted the live broadcast interface without saying a word, and roughly covered the back of the phone on the table!

Chen Yan coughed, cleared his voice, and answered the male god's voice chat with a racing heart.

Chen Yan: "Hi..."

Cheng Xi's subwoofer rang from the phone: "Are you busy?"

Chen Yan said softly, "No, no, I'm not busy, I'm at home... yes, what's the matter?"

Cheng Xi: "Well, there is something."

Chen Yan: "What's the matter?"

Cheng Xi: "I'm not happy that you let me go tonight."

Chen Yan: "Ah! I'm sorry... Roupei should have explained the reason to you. My mother asked me to go home when something happened, and I don't want to let you go..."

Cheng Xi: "Then you're done with your work now, aren't you?"

Chen Yan bit the bullet and responded: "Well, I'm done..."

Cheng Xi said with a smile in his voice, "Since you're done with your work, come out and have supper with me."

Chen Yan asked in surprise, "Huh?"

I was very pleasantly surprised that the male god actually asked him out for supper! ?

Cheng Xi: "You live in Beishan District, right? I'll go pick you up now."

Chen Yan held the mobile phone close to his ear, and when the male god spoke, it seemed as if he was whispering in his ear.The magnetic subwoofer, with a faint smile, made Chen Yan blush quietly, and couldn't help stretching out his hands to scratch his ears.

So itchy.

However, even though he was immersed in the temptation of the male god's magnetic voice, Chen Yan did not forget the most important question.

Chen Yan tentatively asked: "...Are you with my sister? Just go and eat, you don't need to bring mine."

Cheng Xi replied with a pun: "I've never been with her. If you don't come out to eat supper with me, I won't have an appetite by myself."

When Chen Yan heard it, his eyes lit up immediately, and he couldn't hold back the joy in his heart and said, "Okay then, I'll send you the location of my home now~"

Cheng Xi: "Okay."

Chen Yan finished the voice chat, sent the address and location of his home to the male god, and then turned off the live broadcast with the excuse of "sudden urgent matter", and changed his clothes happily.

I completely forgot about the hard-nosed persona I played on the live broadcast just now, and the rhetoric of "whoever wants to accompany whom" and "whoever cares is an idiot".

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