The male god of the vicious stepsister wants to tease me, how can I break it?

The next day.

Chen Yan was sitting in the meditation class, holding his chin in a daze, holding a pen in his hand and drawing on the paper.

Chen Yan's drawing is a mess, just like the paste filled in his brain - and this paste is still yellow, with a burning aftertaste: Chen Yan recalled the video play with the male god last night , the whole person is still as shy as a shrimp ball, curled up into a ball with red all over.

There are three consecutive periods of meditation class, and the get out of class will end at nearly 12:30.

Cheng Xi came directly after class, sat in the empty seat next to Chen Yan under the admiring gazes of the crowd, and went to have dinner with Chen Yan after class.

Although the Sixiu class is very boring, but because Teacher Sixiu especially likes to roll the roll in the last class, the attendance rate of the third class is actually higher.

Huang Xiaoming peeked at the male god hesitantly, thinking about how to ask the male god to answer the roll call for him, so that he could sneak back to eat.

Huang Xiaoming communicated this idea with Chen Yan through WeChat behind He Shusheng's back.Chen Yan sent him an emoticon pack with a sneer and said: "The male god and you, one is at the peak of appearance, and the other is at the bottom of appearance, friend, let's not embarrass the teacher, okay?"

Huang Xiaoming: "..."

In the future, I’m afraid we’ll have to add a new standard to find someone to take a substitute class——Tuesday morning three or four quarters ask for a substitute, male, HD teaching building, *appearance value 4 points*, can chat privately~

Huang Xiaoming was indignant, thinking that Chen Yan was using a magnifying glass to attack his appearance, but Chen Yan did not exaggerate, even Chen Yan himself felt the difference——

Before the male god came, Chen Yan sat in this large classroom for two classes without being recognized as "Leave a name before the fire".As a result, the male god sat next to him, and immediately there were two cute little girls in the front row who turned their heads frequently. After sneak peeking at the male god, they kept looking at him. The excited and flustered little girl looked like he had met an idol.

Sure enough, after class, the two little girls plucked up the courage to block Chen Yan and Cheng Xi at the door, and asked shyly, "You, are you... the first sister?"

Chen Yan smiled, the dimples on the corners of his mouth seemed to be sweetened, and he replied: "Hi~ Hello."

Cheng Xi put his arms around Chen Yan's shoulders, looked at the two red-faced girls in front of him calmly, and said, "He's hungry, I'll take him to eat first."

The two little girls suddenly heard what the male god said, and they were stunned for a moment, then they stammered and nodded: "Hey, okay..."

Chen Yan and the male god went to eat in the cafeteria together.

Cheng Xi's maocai bowl was filled with bright red chili oil, and the bowl in front of Chen Yan was plain clear soup with little water. The two contrasted sharply. Chen Yan couldn't help but take a small spoonful from the male god's bowl to taste the taste.

Cheng Xi looked at Chen Yan's little tongue stretched out by the hot red chili oil, and joked: "I don't worry about you going out alone now, no matter where you go, there will be fans."

Chen Yan shook his head with a spoon in his mouth, and said softly, "No... I can only be recognized easily when I am with you."

Chen Yan felt that his frivolous words were not convincing, and he followed up with a sincere explanation: "You see, I am not tall enough, and I am very ordinary. Standing in the crowd, I am overwhelmed at once, and I am easily overlooked by others. But you are different from me, you are very easy to become the focus of the crowd, I only get a second look at you because of your light, and then I can be recognized by everyone."

Cheng Xi couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand to pinch Chen Yan's delicate and smooth face, and asked, "Is this also called looking very ordinary? Do you have any misunderstanding about your appearance?"

Chen Yan smiled shyly, wrinkled his nose, and retorted in a low voice: "It's very ordinary..."

Cheng Xi raised the corners of his lips, and said with a wicked smile: "Let's put it this way, the first time I saw you, you gave me the urge to sleep with you."

Hearing this, Chen Yan opened his round eyes in disbelief, and stammered: "No, it's impossible...you're kidding me again."

Cheng Xi raised the corners of his lips.

He did not lie.

Although the opportunity for Cheng Xi to come up with this idea was when he saw Chen Yan open his eyes and talk nonsense on the live broadcast, using him as an object of lust, but the root cause was that Chen Yan was clean and smiling. When he got up, the two small pear dimples appeared at the corners of his mouth, as if tempting someone to take a sip, it was really to his liking.

But Chen Yan is inferior and suspicious. He thinks that he analyzes and denies himself inwardly and rationally: relying on his appearance to make a living?How can this be!In particular, there are many handsome men and women waiting for the flop around the male god. With his face and butt, even if it is a fair competition, a group of people sit in a row to eat fruit, and he is smashed to the ground by other people's big breasts and buttocks every minute life.

Cheng Xi said with a smile: "Otherwise, what do you think? I am also a superficial person. I must first look at the face before deciding whether to look at his inner self. The level of appearance determines my patience."

When Chen Yan heard the phrase "Appearance determines patience", he immediately straightened his back very carefully, and asked a little embarrassedly: "Then, the patience you gave me...is it just enough to see it once?" live streaming?"

Cheng Xi teased him with a smile: "One time is not enough, I can watch your live broadcast for a lifetime."

Chen Yan was happy in his heart, but on the surface he lowered his head and scooped up the bean skin unmoved... He always couldn't handle the love words of male gods.

Because the male god praised his appearance just now, Chen Yan suddenly felt the burden of being an idol, and he paid great attention to his image. When Cheng Xi finished eating the maocai, Chen Yan was still chewing slowly.

Cheng Xi then said: "I'll pack it up and go back to feed Meow, you sit here and wait for me, eat slowly."

Chen Yan pursed his mouth, sucking on the slippery potato flour, raised his eyes and nodded at the male god.

As soon as the male god walked away, Chen Yan was eating fans and playing with his mobile phone. He was swiping vigorously when he saw someone approaching him from the corner of his eyes. A strange boy with an excited expression, followed by two other people - the cloudy Chen Roupei, and the smiling Hao Danbian.

The strange boy walked in front and asked happily: "Are you 'leaving your name before the fire'? My God! You are still in the same school as me!"

Chen Yan ignored Chen Roupei and Hao Danbian behind him, smiled politely, and said, "What a coincidence~"

As soon as Chen Yan admitted his identity as the anchor, Chen Roupei immediately frowned: "Are you really 'leaving your name before the fire'? Then I am the vicious stepsister you call, haha, I dare not even fart in front of you , spread rumors behind my back, speak ill of me, do the brainless fans on your live broadcast know that you are such a crappy bastard?"

Just as Chen Roupei finished speaking, Chen Yan, who was sitting in front of him, suddenly puffed up his mouth—then, there were fake "Puff" fart sounds from his mouth.

After the performance, Chen Yan rubbed his sour cheeks, and said innocently, "I'll fart in front of you~"

Chen Roupei: "..."

Another boy who was traveling with Chen Roupei today is a gay honey with whom Chen Roupei has a good relationship, and Chen Roupei just heard about "leave a name before the fire".

It was only then that Chen Roupei found out that Chen Yan still had such an identity on the Internet—a popular GAY anchor who is so popular in half the sky: leave a name before the fire.

Chen Roupei has also played live broadcasts, and knows that this game can bring in money. When she heard that Chen Yan made money well, she panicked in her heart.Originally driving Chen Yan's mother and son out of the house, she still expected to see them struggling in despair, but now it is obviously a waste of time.

The more Chen Roupei thought about it, the more angry she became, she sneered, and said, "You're talking nonsense on the live broadcast, yet no one has exposed you yet?"

Chen Yan raised his head with a naive look on his face: "Eh? What are you trying to expose me for?"

Chen Roupei squinted her eyes in disdain: "You know what to expose you. Do you dare to say that everything you said on the live broadcast is true?"

Chen Yan blinked and smiled: "Don't dare~"

Chen Roupei: "..."

Chen Yan directly admitted it too readily, without even saying a word to refute the struggle, Chen Roupei was as weak as a punch on a cotton ball.

Chen Yan picked up the bean sprouts in the bowl calmly, without raising his head, and said in a flat tone: "It's not that no one has exposed me, but no one is as serious as you~ Isn't it something that netizens know about my nonsense on the live broadcast? Now that the city of 0 is in a downturn, if I really let me take over seventeen households, rich and handsome, then it’s okay? Who doesn’t have fantasies and longings for flying a plane these days, no crime and no tax, I just open my mouth to entertain the public, relax , take a deep breath, the most important thing to be a human being is to cheer up~”

Chen Yan raised his head, held his chin, and looked at Chen Roupei with a smile.

Apart from matters related to male gods, Chen Yan is right about everything now:

So what if someone finds out the old account of his bragging since he started broadcasting. He is bragging with the mentality of entertaining the public, and netizens are chasing the broadcast with the mentality of watching him bragging.

Besides, at the beginning of his popularity, many bloggers who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal picked him up, saying that his deeds were too dramatic to be viewed as documentary literature posted on the bar in his early years, and even formed a new type of "Whoever believes whoever is IQ is anxious" identification of mental retardation.

Moreover, he also emphasized in every possible way on the live broadcast that he was a little blue boy who grew up eating flower petals and drinking dew. Does this also have to be verified?

——The more serious people are afraid that they really have no brains.

Chen Roupei: "..."

Chen Roupei just got a rough idea of ​​the deeds of "Leave a name before the fire" from a gay honey. Her understanding of "Leave a name before the fire" is still largely blank, and she is not prepared enough for the time being, and she can't hold back that there is no real and powerful counterattack .

There is no point in arguing about this point any longer, Hao Danbian next to him took the conversation naturally, and asked familiarly: "Where's your Chengxi?"

Before Chen Yan answered, the strange boy interjected in surprise and asked Hao Danbian: "Cheng Xi? Is it the Cheng Xi we know?"

Hao Danbian smiled and said, "That's right, can you forget handsome Cheng?"

Chen Roupei hugged her chest and snorted disapprovingly.

The boy stared wide-eyed and turned to look at Chen Yan, eager to ask for confirmation: "My, my God...Could it be that Cheng Xi is a male god? First sister, you are really a winner in life!"

Chen Yan narrowed his eyes into a crescent shape, and said, "Thank you, you can be lucky too, I wish you to sleep with your male god as soon as possible~"

Chen Yan just said a polite word, but it was harsh to Chen Roupei's ears: Everyone knows that she wants to sleep with Cheng Xi, and Chen Yan is showing off and irony in disguise!

Chen Roupei didn't want to stay with Chen Yan any longer, so she pushed her gay honey to the stall to buy food.

Chen Yan raised his head lazily, only to see that Hao Danbian did not leave behind the two of them, but sat down in front of Chen Yan, crossed his fingers, held his chin, and said to Chen Yan with a smile: "I heard that you Fans are not allowed to expose Cheng Xi's photos."

Chen Yan frowned, and then he pretended to be calm and said: "Cheng Xi is so handsome, I can't bear him to be lusted upon by others."

Hao Danbian smiled and said, "That's not necessarily the case, for example, I can only lust for you."

Chen Yan resisted the nausea in his heart and pretended to be surprised: "You are actually 1?"

Hao Danbian raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't believe me? Want to try?"

Chen Yan shook his head and said, "Hee hee, I can help you publish a dating in the same city. It's free. Do you want it? I've already thought up the promotion jingle for you, so I just say-'You make 1, he sits 1, Sao 0 will help you with the plane, until July [-] next year.'

"Don't worry, my fan group is a group of older people with 0 left, the attack is not enough, the market is good, but you have to be honest, be careful of fake 1 penalty 10 (a 0)~"

Chen Yan had a smile on his face and MMP in his heart.