The urge to urinate came too fast, like a tornado!

Chen Yan's whole body trembled, he clamped his legs almost reflexively, and his hands resting on the table also rushed under the table with a "swoosh", and quickly pressed his crotch!

Chen Yan tried hard to pretend to be calm, but his face turned blue from suffocation, and the roots of his ears were bleeding red.His action of pinching his legs and covering his crotch is really eye-catching, and the tabletop is made of glass, which can't stop the male god's curious gaze.

Thus, the male god's gaze moved down along Chen Yan's arm until it settled between Chen Yan's legs.

The male god raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at Chen Yan meaningfully. In Chen Yan's shame, he turned his face to the side, raised the corner of his mouth in an ambiguous manner, and popped out a word from between his lips: "Tsk."

This breath made Chen Yan's cheeks red like hot peppers in a hot pot.

"I...I'm going to the bathroom."

Chen Yan didn't dare to look at the handsome face of the male god at all, stood up with his legs crossed, and hurried to the nearest third canteen to go to the toilet.

Feeling ashamed, Chen Yan rushed into the men's toilet, tremblingly released his desire to urinate, and sighed in shame.The male god's impression of him must be that he is so stupid that he has no friends. It's rare that there is pie in the sky, and he can sit at the same table with the male god so intimately.

Chen Yan hated it so much, he secretly spurned his little chirp, and stuffed it into his underwear preciously.He stood in front of the sink to wash his hands, cupped water to pat his face, mustered up his courage, and decided to go back to find the male god with a cheeky face.

Just as Chen Yan came out of the third canteen, he casually shook off the crystal drops of water on his hands, but unexpectedly, he met Chen Roupei at the corner!

Chen Yan immediately rang the alarm and turned to leave!But still a step slower, Chen Roupei's crisp voice sounded behind him, "Chen Yan!"

Chen Yan complained endlessly in his heart, but if he continued to walk without paying attention, Chen Roupei would be a big mouther if he caught up with him!

#Big event!The first sister of Juhuajiang live broadcast became the vicious step-sister's foot-washing maid#, this is a sad story of 1 silent and 0 tears.

Chen Yan turned his head slowly, saw Chen Roupei hooking his fingers at him, so he had to walk over reluctantly.Chen Roupei and two female friends stood next to a black SUV with big nostrils, bending over and chatting with the owner.

Chen Yan walked behind his step-sister, only to find that both her step-sister and her friend were standing on several centimeters of sky-high height. Standing in front of Chen Yan, they looked even more arrogant, which made Chen Yan pitiful and petite.

Chen Roupei folded her hands on her chest and said to Chen Yan: "You go out in a ride with my friend, and he takes you to a pizzeria outside the campus. Go and bring me a durian pizza. Just report the order number to my mobile phone Number."

"..."

Chen Yan couldn't help but frowned in embarrassment, the male god might still be waiting for him...

Chen Roupei couldn't help but frown when she saw that Chen Yan was hesitating, and asked in a cold tone, "You don't want to go?"

If it wasn't for the presence of friends and being in the center of the school where people come and go, Chen Roupei would definitely sneer at Chen Yan.

The owner of the big-nosed SUV honked the horn and urged, "Are you still going?"

Chen Roupei directly opened the back seat door, twisted Chen Yan's arm and pushed him in.The owner bid farewell to the three beauties, rolled up the windows and started the car.

Along the way, the owner of the car didn't care about Chen Yan. A DJ with a strong sense of rhythm was playing in the car. The coquettish air is fragrant for ten miles.

In such an exhilarating environment, Chen Yan's small face was wrinkled, and he was depressed, wondering anxiously, would the male god think that he deliberately urinated and couldn't escape...

It takes 20 minutes to drive from school to the pizzeria. Chen Yan had to queue up at the pizzeria. After picking up the pizza ordered by his step-sister, Chen Yan took a taxi back to school and raced against time to deliver it to his step-sister. This trip was over. Nearly an hour passed.

Chen Yan hurried to the leisure bar, it was expected that the male god was not there, Chen Yan did not give up and walked around the 14th building twice, but in the end he went back to the dormitory in a low mood and crawled on the bed to pretend to be dead.

Chen Yan's bed was covered with mosquito nets and bed curtains, Huang Xiaoming even knocked on the edge of Chen Yan's bed and asked, "Where's my duck neck?"

"Gone."

"Are you uncomfortable? Climbing to bed so early."

"I'm so comfortable I want to call my bed."

"..."

Huang Xiaoming bared his teeth in disgust and walked away.

Chen Yan was stubborn, but huddled into a ball under the quilt aggrievedly. He took his mobile phone and asked the members of the club on WeChat to inquire about the news of the male god.

As far as he knew, the 14th building lived in freshmen majoring in economics and electrical information. Unfortunately, the only two freshmen he knew in the 14th building didn't know the male god.

Chen Yan was resentful and regretful that his first chance to get close to the male god was ruined by his step-sister. Maybe he could get the male god's WeChat account tonight!He can also save a few selfies in Moments to update his masturbation material library!

The more Chen Yan thought about it, the more aggrieved he became. Tossing and turning, he still couldn't help picking up his phone to log in to the Jinjiang Live app again. His post in the evening has received 999+ likes and comments, making him the number one most popular post.

Chen Yan was not in the mood to flip through the comments, but updated a new post: "I was eager to get a room in a hotel, but I was so happy when I thought of the male god driving a Ferrari to fuck me upside down. But! On the way to open a house! I was cut off by my good sister!! OMG is so exciting, the ending is that I have lost contact with the male god. [Smile][Smile][Smile]”

By the way, Chen Yan posted a picture. The villain in the picture had dark circles as big as a bowl, and the words attached to the picture: There is a trace of tired fairy spirit in the smile.

Before being snatched to sit on the sofa, Chen Yan made a comment himself: There is nothing to love in life, and nothing to die in, what should I do :-)

Within a few seconds, various "6666666666" and heart-warming comments to comfort Chen Yan appeared in the top replies.

The Big Haw live broadcast platform can be said to be Chen Yan's quick-acting healing center. Even if he encounters a big grievance, Chen Yan can get the greatest comfort from the interaction with netizens on the platform.

Even though this consolation was mixed with self-deception, it still made Chen Yan fall into it.Through the screen of his mobile phone, he lived out another look of his heart's desire in the live broadcast: dare to fight against the world, 10 points Lucky, fearless, and have no scruples.

the next day.

The class group informed that there would be a class meeting in the afternoon, and all four of them in Chen Yan's dormitory arrived, but they left in two groups.Chen Yan was with Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng, and the other roommate didn't like to get close to them, but got along well with a few people in the next dormitory.

The other roommate's name is Zhao Shuanglin, a straight guy who dresses fancy, likes to mess with his hairstyle, and puts on hairspray and perfume every day.

Zhao Shuanglin is of average appearance and of medium height.In fact, in Chen Yan's gay eyes, there is no third definition of a man except straight and gay, handsome and ugly.

However, this Zhao Shuanglin is very narcissistic. He thinks highly of himself and draws a clear line between himself and the other three people in the dorm.

Reasonably speaking, the reason why He Shusheng and Huang Xiaoming were looked down upon by Zhao Shuanglin was because of their low appearance, while Chen Yan was looked down upon by Zhao Shuanglin because of his virginity and love history, which made Zhao Shuanglin feel like an ignorant little mentally handicapped.

Because of this, Chen Yan later became keen to flirt on the live broadcast. He is an emotional expert with sixteen male votes and Rili Wanji.

But even if Zhao Shuanglin didn't draw the line, Chen Yan still doesn't like Zhao Shuanglin. This person has a lot of bad deeds. The worst thing he did last semester was to bring his girlfriend to the dormitory for the night!

Pass!night!

The meaning of "a man and a woman sharing the same bed, hugging each other and stripping naked"!

Zhao Shuanglin declared to his roommates frankly at the time: "Whether you want to go out to rent a room tonight or want to sleep here, it's OK, you can do whatever you want."

Chen Yan was shocked at that moment!The two little virgins, Huang Xiaoming and He Shusheng, were even more blushing, and they didn't know whether they were angry or had a hair in the head.

The school stipulates that boys are not allowed to enter the girls' dormitory, but girls are allowed to go to the boys' dormitory. Zhao Shuanglin, Teddy, took advantage of this loophole and never let go of any opportunity to have sex with his girlfriend.

The three of Chen Yan rented a twin room off-campus for 120 at their own expense that night, and the three little virgins scolded Zhao Shuanglin all night, which strengthened the friendship between the little virgins, until He Shusheng sighed and said, "I missed the scene of the piston movement." , it seems a pity..." Hearing this, the little virgins had their own concerns, and the crusade gradually died down.

In the end, no one reported Zhao Shuanglin's bad behavior. The reason is very simple, because the three of them are very cowardly!The three little cowards got together, you coaxed me, no one came forward, and finally nothing happened.

……

Chen Yan, He Shusheng, and Huang Xiaoming talked about Zhao Shuanglin's various bad habits while walking, and walked for more than ten minutes before arriving at the teaching building where the class was held.

There are 54 students in Chen Yan's class, the ratio of male to female is one to three, the yin is strong and the yang is weak, the status of the good-looking boys is rising, and there are several girls in the class who are very fond of Chen Yan, a handsome and clean boy. Have a good impression.

After everyone arrived, the squad leader counted the size of military training uniforms and shoe sizes to be reported by the whole class at the class meeting, handed out a copy of military training theory tutorials to everyone, emphasized the schedule of military training, and the meeting just ended.

On the way back to the dormitory from the teaching building, Huang Xiaoming was still thinking about the duck neck he didn't eat last night, Chen Yan was also thinking about the male god he didn't get in touch with last night, and He Shusheng just wanted to go back to the dormitory and squat in the hole to shit, three The pedestrian line was soon divided into the middle road and the order place, and went to their own actions.

The author has something to say: #一个美丽的misunderstanding#

Male God: I thought it was an exaggeration when you said on the live broadcast that "when you see a male god, you will bleed", but I didn't expect it to be true, it's amazing :)

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