The male god of the vicious stepsister wants to tease me, how can I break it?

Da Jinjiang live broadcast is one of the popular live broadcast platforms at present. It is aimed at specific groups of people. The audience is mainly rotten men and lesbians and gays and lesbians. The same-minded people are self-indulgent, and soon took root on the Jinjiang platform to form a revolutionary base. .

Jinjiang is a truly rotten world, and only a very small part of the traffic on the platform is contributed by straight passers-by A, B, and C.

The Dajinjiang live broadcasting platform is nicknamed "Da Jiji" and "Chrysanthemum River" by netizens. The spoof jingles passed down by netizens are even more catchy. The most widely sung are:

"With Jin Jiang in hand, masturbation is not a worry."

"Lonely and empty handmade 1, self-tackling and self-sufficient tears. Don't worry about the lack of calcium and honey in the future, hurry up and download the Jinjiang APP."

Properly defeated Da Jinjiang's official slogan "The most lingering love story, all in the Jinjiang Live APP".

Every night is the busiest prime time in the live broadcast room, especially during holidays, and the time with the most traffic is naturally the time when the competition is the most divisive.

Today is the annual Lantern Festival. This year, it is no longer a good time for a family to sit in front of the TV to watch the Lantern Festival. Instead, the major live broadcast platforms are overcrowded.

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

The anchors in each live broadcast room on the Dajiu APP are like beautiful big cocks, cocking their buttocks and scratching their heads, just to compete for the top ten positions, and make the live broadcast platform full of anger.

This is also one of the characteristics of the Da Ji Ji live broadcast platform. Most of the anchors are GAY and LES who are out of the closet, and LES is not uncommon for femininity. With a lingering gay air.

The invisible competition is raging under the tide on the live broadcast platform, but the home page of the live broadcast room, which ranks first in the top ten hot list of Chaos Demon Dance, is a black screen, only the title is eye-catching:

"Shocking! The popular GAY anchor can rely on his appearance for a living, but he wants to show off his ventriloquism!"

The No. 5 anchor ID on the hot list is called "Living before the Fire". After 2 minutes of broadcasting, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room reached 18, which is [-] blocks away from No.[-]'s [-] viewers, and his live broadcast The number of viewers in the room is still rising, and there are many newcomers with pink eyes secretly wanting to sneak in and report the anchor.

To openly show off his private life!

Where is the little anti-pornography guard? The big anchor ruined the atmosphere of the platform and couldn't bear it. He must be banned for three days and three nights non-stop!

However, when the sunspots aggressively rushed into the live broadcast room, they were greatly disappointed, and they couldn't see the dirty pictures of their obscenity at all.

But the title is partly right: the anchor really doesn't rely on his face.

The anchor on the live broadcast screen is dressed in a strange dress, wrapped in a flower quilt, with a fake beard of Santa Claus on his cheeks, a blingbling pink masquerade mask on the upper half of his face, and a bright red flower pinned to his right ear flower.

root!Book!At once!look!No!arrive!Face!

But it is such a gaudy dress, but the comment area of ​​​​the netizens is full of "lick lick lick! Happy Lantern Festival to the host! Tonight's appearance is so beautiful! It is really foreign!!!"

The anchor was playing with the big red flower next to his ear facing the screen camera, chewing gum in his mouth, and seeing the rave reviews from netizens, he said coldly: "Can you talk, ah? What is 'beautiful as a fairy'? My baby, I was originally a celestial being, okay! You ignorant and lowly servant girls, clap your hands!"

The anchor's voice is very nice. An abstract description would be warm and jade-like, and a more abstract description would be like a clear spring in a mountain stream, soothing and pleasant to the ear, very pleasant to the ear.

However, his Mandarin has a local accent, and he can't distinguish the front and back nasal sounds. His words reveal a strong aura of a shrew standing on the street, which is slightly in contrast to his warm voice.

But true fans said they don't mind!

The netizens who were taught the lesson not only did not refute, but unanimously reposted "Slap! Slap! First sister, please calm down!" Another wave of netizens lined up and posted "Welcome to the first sister of the celestial being from the Chrysanthemum River".

"..."

The sunspots looked confused and couldn't help doubting their aesthetic ability for a while.

"Leave a name before the fire" blows gum bubbles, routinely reads comments and flips signs, and answers various questions from netizens.

The sunspots have a heart to fight this trip, and they want to show their presence in the comment area where they are frantically swiping gifts: "Anchor! How about a ventriloquist show!????"

The comments were flooded the moment they were posted, and the sunspots copied and pasted without giving up, trying to compete with nearly [-] netizens for the chance to be flopped.

Fortunately, the sunspots tirelessly insisted on reviewing the comments. The anchor checked the comment area a few times and saw the comments of the sunspots.

The host chewed the gum without answering, and leisurely blew a bubble out of his mouth. The pink ball burst through the sugar film the instant it swelled. lips!

Hot comments flooded out of the comment area: "The host's work of blowing bubbles has improved a lot! Shocked the audience! Today's bubbles actually took shape!!"

Heizi: "..."

Could it be that the best headline in tomorrow's live broadcast room is #大向吼奇近展礼，众活GAY Anchor Live Blowing Bubble Gum, earning hundreds of thousands a month, 2 people watching online#? ? ?

Excuseme? ? ? ? ?

The host was depressingly wiping the sticky chewing gum on his mouth with a wet towel, when he saw the black people in the comment area not calm down: "The title is shit! Ugly! If you can't see people, use the title to sensationalize!!"

"Leave a name before the fire" has never shown his face since it started broadcasting for more than half a year. His true face has become the biggest unsolved mystery of Jinjiang live broadcast. Many old fans are reluctant to leave the group and are hanging their last breath by this unsolved mystery .

The only thing that everyone can see is that the anchor has a pair of innocent and innocent eyes like a deer, and an unforgiving mouth.

Since "Leave a name in front of the fire" has been firmly seated in the god's position, he has experienced all kinds of storms. He has never seen any ginseng and rooster, and it is not uncommon to criticize him as an ugly sunspot who dare not show his true colors.

He snorted twice in disdain, and sneered back: "Why am I a headline party? I'm afraid the headline is too long and cumbersome, and the job of blowing gum bubbles can't be referred to as 'ventriloquist'? Besides, I don't want to rely on face After eating, some people say I’m ugly? Go out of the live broadcast room and find out who I am. This baby is as beautiful as a noble snow-capped white lotus, with charming eyes and even more charming laughter... Hey, what song is this? with?"

The Cantonese pronunciation of the anchor's reciting lyrics is very pure, and the reminder is already very obvious at this point.

The comment area swiped the screen very cooperatively: "I like you! Black Pineapple!"

The anchor slid through hundreds of queued messages in the comment area, and smiled triumphantly: "Have you seen the black fans? This baby is confessed by tens of thousands of people every day. I need to sensationalize? It really makes people laugh out loud."

These few words of the host are not exaggerated, and only the newcomers who are new to Da Ji Ji's live broadcast are not familiar with the ID "Leave a name before the fire".

"Leave your name in front of the fire" is Da Jiji's top brand in live broadcasting, and it is the platform's treasure.Every time "Leave a name in front of the fire" starts broadcasting, the number of viewers in each live broadcast room will definitely drop by hundreds or hundreds. The uninformed anchors think it's a platform convulsion, but in fact, the crowds in each room are scattered, but It is the live broadcast room where everyone flocks to "leave their names before the fire".

Therefore, "Leave a name before the fire" also has an exclusive opening line. Every time the broadcast starts, fans will consciously brush it, which is called: The first sister arrives, and the group of demons retreats.

Just don't be too arrogant!

It's a pity that the live broadcast of "Leave a name before the fire" was too casual and failed to suppress the top ten list with high frequency and long-term, so that his golden sign of "Juhuajiang No. [-] Sister" was not hung high, and he is still looked down upon by young newcomers today.

Heizi in the comment area is still clamoring: "Hehe, the anchor is really arrogant, you are just pretending to be B on the live broadcast, no matter how many fans there are, the Lantern Festival is not just squatting at home with no one to live broadcast, in reality it is still Nobody wants a loser!"

"Leave a name before the fire" smirked, and was not in a hurry to block him, and even went through the black fans in the comments to get on the pole with him, "It looks like you are a newcomer, have you just been a big chirp for two days? Surely not I’ve heard of my legendary story. I’m not bragging, but I’m a baby with a history of [-] relationships. I can write a biography with a few G’s in my briefcase, and my ex can play mahjong for four tables at a party. You If you want to play mahjong, you will be short of three all year round, what did you just say, no one wants me?"

Under the pressure of the netizens in the comment area, Heizi continued to yell at the anchor: "You are so good at bragging, why don't you say you slept all over the whole Dadong Street! Even if it is true, the black history played by sixteen men is still unreal." It’s been a long time since I’m so proud, the anchor’s black chrysanthemum is withered, right?”

"Leave a name in front of the fire" smiled instead of anger, hehehe, he laughed very gay, and said: "Don't worry about my sister, I know that my sister's chrysanthemums are too loose, and I have to 'survive between the cracks' when walking, It’s not easy, and I think only of myself and other people. But this baby is a celestial being after all. He only drinks the first drop of nectar in the morning and bathes in the first ray of moonlight every night. The body is an extraordinary chrysanthemum. Delicate, juicy, and durable. Hey, the baby doesn't mean to show off at all, so don't worry about my sister, if jealousy hurts our friendship, I'll feel sorry for you."

"66666666" frantically swiped the screen in the comment area. Netizens clapped their tables and applauded, calling for their friends to take out their small notebooks and take notes seriously, cheering for the first sister's small class.

They just love to watch #一姐daily执黑粉系列#!

Falling in love with an anchor who is a little expert in black fans, true fans said that they don't have to worry about their anchor being bullied!Don't worry!Awesome!

And the black fan's heart at this time, the shadow area is estimated to be as big as this.

Seeing that the black powder had gone silent, the anchor picked up the small bottle next to him to drink water to quench his thirst, completely ignoring the bug that he had just boasted that "only drink the first drop of nectar in the morning every day".

The small baby bottle is pink, made of silicone, and looks like a big chirp. When the anchor drinks water, he opens his mouth to cover the mouth of the silicone straw, and his drooping eyelashes flutter. That appearance is really suspicious of sexual innuendo!

However, the small baby bottle is a limited anniversary prize of the Jinjiang live broadcast platform, and it was presented to "Leave a name before the fire" by the live broadcast platform through a black box operation.Furthermore, the small milk bottle can appear in the live broadcast of "Leave a name before the fire", from the perspective of advertising, it is still photogenic, and black fans have no way to report it.

In just a short while, the comment area was swamped with gifts, five yuan grenades, ten yuan rockets exploded into a ball, and a wild local tyrant paid five 100 yuan depth charges in a row.

Swiping deep water will put the host's room on the headlines of the platform, but unfortunately, a deep water can only be blown up for seven seconds, like a flash in the pan.

"Leave a name in front of the fire" glanced at the time, and it was already past ten o'clock, he said with regret: "Thank you local tyrant 'djhgnwcf' for dropping five depth charges, Happy Lantern Festival~ But drop the depth charges It’s better to issue Zhiding card, silver card is 188, gold card is 299, a silver card can occupy 30 seconds on the platform’s headline small TV, now some small cute new ones are really worthless, the baby has to retake the throne , let them feel the fear of being dominated."

"djhgnwcf" is obviously the system's default garbled ID name when logging in on the mobile phone, but the anchor is dedicated to pronouncing the entire ID name one by one.

After all, if you have milk, you are your mother, and if you have money, you are your godfather.

Swiping deep water and sticking to the top card on Toutiao TV is a fast channel for newcomers to get ahead, and it is also a powerful way for some guilds on the platform to support newcomers.

In order to restrict the behavior of "the guild promotes people and squeezes out the pure and new", the Jinjiang live broadcast platform has the following regulations:

Depth bombs can be swiped infinitely every day, but a depth bomb only stays on the headline of the homepage for seven seconds.

置顶卡则是限时限量，每晚20:00到22:00两个小时之内，每个主播每日可收到的金卡数量上限是5张，金卡加银卡的总卡数上限是10张。一张银卡可上首页小电视30秒，一张金卡可上小电视1分钟。

The anchors are sorted on the small TVs according to the time they received the top cards.If the top card and the depth charge collide, the former has the priority of going to the small TV.

Because today is the Lantern Festival, in order to celebrate the festive season, Jinjiang changed the time limit of the top card to open around the clock.

"Leave a name before the fire" was just a casual mention to the local tycoon. I didn't see the local tyrant "djhgnwcf" echo for two or three minutes, and suddenly I saw a prompt pop up on the live broadcast screen: "ID'djhgnwcf' sent you a golden top card , Congratulations, you will be on the small TV on the home page in 3 minutes."

At the same time, a small red box appears on the bottom right of the anchor's personal interface, which reminds the countdown to the small TV in a humane manner.

"Wow, thank you local tyrant djhgnwcf for buying me a top card! A good man will live a safe life! There are guns coming from thousands of miles away to send you off! Wow!"

The anchor politely pretended to be excited. In fact, as the "first sister of traffic" on the live broadcast platform, the anchor had already received the depth charges and top cards softly. There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he didn't even want to laugh.

The share that the anchor receives from the top card is [-]% from the platform, and the share of the anchor is pitifully small. The only function is to occupy the small TV on the homepage, increase exposure, and attract traffic.However, "Leave a name before the fire" has firmly occupied the top spot on the hot list, and I really disdain this pitiful popularity.

The anchor had just finished thanking the top card of the local tycoon of wild mushrooms, and wanted to chat with fans about some late-night topics to adjust the atmosphere, when he was suddenly startled by the ringtone of his mobile phone.

"Ba ba ba ba ~ quack quack ~"

The phone's built-in ringtone cheered rhythmically, and the anchor lowered his head to see the caller ID on the phone screen. His heart, which had not fluctuated just now, set off a turbulent wave.

Caller ID: Chen Roupei.

Every time I see this name, the anchor will bite the accent on the last word.

Pooh!

The anchor refused in his heart, but he didn't have the courage to refuse the call.He muted the start-up interface expressionlessly, wrapped in a cotton quilt, and picked up the phone as soon as he left the camera, his arrogant arrogance fell to minus 1.7 meters in an instant, and his voice softened by six or seven points.

"Hey…"

"Hey Chen Yan, go to my room and get a black coat, and bring it to the Evening Show bar on Yintian Road right now."

The female voice that spoke was very cold and hard, and could not be refused.

"what?"

"Beep-beep-beep-"

Chen Yan stared at the phone screen. Although it was common for him to be hung up on the phone, he was still angrily in his heart, and out of inertia, he blurted out "grooving".

The author has something to say: Open a new article~ This is the #gay里gayqi# series of articles that the author really loves.

During the manuscript deposit period, I thought that it might be a cold article, but I really didn’t expect Leng Cheng to be like this, and the advance receipt is pitiful... Maybe the writing style is strange... But it’s just a little gay, please hold me tight and don’t be afraid!Very sweet!

The male god is not the boyfriend of the step-sister, the step-sister is an NPC who assists, this article is definitely not abuse~

One-sentence introduction: The protagonist can see the red thread between the lovers, and also see his chrysanthemum connected to the red thread, and tie a bow on the crotch of the school girl in the back seat? ? ?