[HP] Read "Principal's Diary"

"Sorry, Miss Granger, the headmaster of Hogwarts does not have the authority to cancel the 'European Unified Examination'." Dumbledore smiled at Hermione, "Even though my other identity is the president of the International Federation of Wizards."

"There is no exam, so I finally finished reading this year's diary." George pushed the diary to the right, "It's your turn, Senior Prongs."

"The content of this school year seems to be related to Padfoot?" James said after glancing at the content, "and the moon face... Interesting, really interesting."

[On X, X, 93, Harry blew his aunt]

"...that's not a good start, Harry." James looked up to his son and said, "although the person being blown up is not the sister I don't have, nor your mother's sister."

[The Ministry of Magic notified me immediately, but I didn't care.So the Minister of Magic took care of it. 】

"...I'm not in the department that monitors minors casting spells outside the school." Dumbledore wondered, "I'm just serving on a jury."

"Come on, don't you think we don't know that your title is longer than your name?" Grindelwald said.

"Senior, we know that you are the Dark Lord but the label only has three words of resentment." James decisively interrupted the words of the dark wizard on the right, [I said that the person who cares most about the savior is actually the Ministry of Magic. 】

"...Unfortunately, what they care about is the savior, not Harry Potter." Riddle sneered, "So, it will be difficult to target Potter, but it is also very simple, no wonder the terrorist/terrorist/organization/organization It’s about being able to make waves in the wizarding world.”

"Another proof that being a saint is a thankless job," Grindelwald said.

[On X/X, 93, the principal also went to the supermarket

Every time I go to Diagon Alley, I will be careful. I don't want to hear "Hello, teacher" and "Hello, principal" everywhere I go.Although the other party is very enthusiastic, but when you don't remember who the other party is at all, this enthusiasm will turn into embarrassment and speechlessness. 】

"Albus, there's a thing called Polyjuice Potion, there's a thing called Age Reduction Potion, and there's a technology called Transfiguration," said Snape.

"Thank you for your kindness." Dumbledore said, "But if I just go out to buy candy, I need to use potions... You will definitely come to me with a dark face—no, yellow face, expressionless face Throwing the application and invoice for 'XX potion raw materials into the campus' at me."

"And when the relevant materials are on the table, I have to raise my orchid finger." Snape snorted coldly, "Nobly and coldly pointed out that the headmaster embezzled public funds."

"Then I need to cooperate and make false accounts in front of you?" Dumbledore blinked, "write 'consumption of potion of success' as 'consumption of potion of failure', and add a sentence at the end of 'due to climate problems, The failure rate of potion production is increasing', and then I am going to write an application for 'renovating the office'."

"...Thank you." Snape said with a straight face, "I will secretly pass you the potion."

"Hey, although Snape finally started talking nonsense in a serious manner, no, the professor is the one with the full level of this skill, but it's time for us to start external communication?" James said, [What am I telling you, you have already It's been so many years since I graduated.For example, the owner of a small shop selling dragon livers in Diagon Alley, every time he visits me to catch up with me, he never notices the lump of dragon livers in front of your store. Are you carelessly exposed to the air? 】

"If he knew, then he would sell dragon livers in Diagon Alley, oh no, is it pig livers." Snape started the mocking (du) mocking (she) mode.

[But what else can I say to you, let's talk about how you have returned to the teacher now what you learned back then?Forget it, anyway, I don't remember which class you were in.Now everyone is mixed society, forget it.I envy some faculty members who are naturally indifferent to such problems, such as Severus and McGonagall. 】

"I won't go to Diagon Alley, so of course I won't worry about such problems." Snape was still holding the machine gun.

"Then did you go to Knockturn Alley? For example, Borgin-Bock shop?" Sirius looked innocent, and managed to turn the face of the person opposite into their academic look.

[On X, X, 93, the head of the Minister of Magic was caught by the door]

"Albus, you've finally spoken the truth," said Grindelwald, "very nice to hear."

"Please pay attention to the words, I'm just 'writing' the truth." Dumbledore said, "Little Gellert."

[The Minister of Magic came to see me today, to the effect that a murderer escaped, so he wanted to let the dementors into Hogwarts.

…The basilisk was gone last semester, and the dementors are here again this semester! 】

"Good rhyme." The four troublemakers said in unison.James said with a slightly strange expression: [If a dementor can't help but kiss someone, can you be responsible? 】

"Entered by the Ministry of Magic," said Snape, "on par with his godson."

"I didn't expect that after staying in Azkaban for 12 years, there are still creatures willing to give me a kiss." Sirius said, "Thank you, you let me appreciate my appearance, oh no, the charm is enough again Confidence."

[I asked: why? (Which murderer is so eager to learn, he still wants to come to school for further study)

The Minister said: He graduated from Hogwarts.

Me: ...Your father graduated from Hogwarts, your grandfather also graduated from Hogwarts, and your grandfather's grandfather also graduated from Hogwarts. The whole British wizarding world is graduated from our school, okay?Please let our school go, it's just a vocational high school! 】

"However, it is a vocational high school where the savior attended." Grindelwald made a perfect complement.

"...you won." James said, [Minister added: To protect Harry Potter.

Me: ... (You are actually the number one fan of the savior)]

"Maybe?" Harry said gloomily, "I'm so stupid that I accidentally sent the idol to the infirmary."

【Perhaps, the savior's lethality is sometimes greater than that of the Dark Lord. 】

"Obviously, 'Albus and Gellert are good friends' is N times more lethal than 'Gellert is the Dark Lord'." Grindelwald said proudly.

"I killed role models, but you killed human lives." Dumbledore responded.

【XX, X, X, I really want to travel!

During a certain summer vacation, I went to the Muggle world to experience life in order to completely relax (release from magic).

The insights from that summer vacation finally allowed me to complete the papers "On the Effects of Washing Powder, Soap, and Cleaning Up on Clothes", "On the Necessity of Garbage Sorting in the Wizarding World", "On Cooking Magic and Manual Cooking" Taste difference", "Overcast and rainy - the combination of Muggle techniques and witchcraft will keep you dry forever"...]

"This has caused a lot of trouble for my biographer." Dumbledore laughed, "Oh no, it should be the quill."

"However, you have effectively stimulated the domestic demand in the magic world, and promoted the prosperity of industries such as quill pen manufacturing, paper manufacturing, and printing factories." Fred said, "I am very grateful to you, because you are on my way to 'the richest man in the underworld. ' Played an indelible role on the road."

"And the Muggle world," George added.

"..." James scratched his head, [I planned to go to the Muggle world for vacation this summer, but I didn't expect to be disturbed by the fugitives from the Ministry of Magic. 】

"It seems that I have really become a human/people/public/enemy?" Sirius asked in confusion, "Is being too handsome also a fault?"

[On X, X, XX, Lu Ping came for an interview

He is a werewolf.Although he is a werewolf who graduated from Hogwarts, it still cannot change the fact that he was a werewolf. He was only able to enter the school because his name appeared on the admission list. 】

Lily interrupted Snape's "hum" and said leisurely, "Snape, if you continue to catch a cold, I will consider calling Tonks over."

"Add Molly," Sirius added, "so he'll know when to shut up."

[But now the choice is mine, but I am struggling to know whether to let him take up the post.Since the Hogwarts admission list did not discriminate against him when he was enrolled, then as the headmaster, I have no reason to discriminate against him as a werewolf, but I personally think that the group of dementors in the Ministry of Magic is enough to torment.

Still don't want to hire him.The only thing I like about Lupine is that he seems to be familiar with Severus, and his presence may put Severus in a good mood (usually with a bad face that others owe him money). 】

"Albus Dumbledore, can you stop chattering?" Snape screamed, "Why, is it that hard to stay single?!"

"...if you can get Lucius Malfoy to have more children, they might be able to fend off Mary Sue for you," Sirius said.

"...Forget it, in that case, all the ones I have to face are explosive Marysues." Snape said, "Let them kill each other."

【... Still don't want to hire him...let me think again.As a leader, this multi-party balance is really difficult to grasp. 】

"You can work part-time as the Minister of Magic and everything will be fine." Grindelwald still did not give up fishing.

【XX, X, X, Is this the change of the times that the old people are talking about?

Earlier this year, the Ministry of Magic surveyed the "Industry you are least willing to work in" list, and the position of black arts teacher at Hogwarts was actually listed among them.

Tragically, this position was not very popular in previous years. (There were still interviewees who were crying because they couldn’t apply)]

"When the fuck did I cry!!!" Riddle howled, "It's you guys who fucked up, okay?!"

"...It seems that only Snape has applied for it." Said the emerald green ball of light who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

"But I made it in the end," Snape replied, and Riddle's face turned liver-coloured.

[Speaking of which, Hagrid applied for the post of teacher in the Protection of Fantastic Beasts class... Has Hogwarts, which has stood for thousands of years, finally come to bad luck? I only received two resumes during the whole summer vacation. Could it be that I used to interview Retribution for being too strict (interviewers who used to be busy in the past have had such an empty summer vacation). 】

"...Then Lockhart is swollen." Harry and Ron said in unison.

Grindelwald said lazily: "Apparently our dear Albus was lonely last summer too."

"Then Padfoot made its debut." James said, [This profession, which is hotter than civil servants, is now being abandoned by the British wizarding community, and the crux of the problem is that I don't know what the problem is? ? (Did everyone find out that Hogwarts is cursed by the single god without my knowledge?)]

"So I became the single god of Hogwarts?" Riddle suddenly realized, "Sorry, I blocked your way to spring."

"You have to repent from the bottom of your heart." James imitated Dumbledore's tone and said, [This semester, I have to reflect on what went wrong with our post setting, and it was eliminated by the times so quickly. 】

"There are too few colleagues, so I will accept Lupine as a teacher, but Hagrid (his face contorted) and Firenze have to be in charge of teaching..." Snape frowned, "I'm sorry for a certain expressed concern about the report cards of some students."

"But no matter how bad the report card is, it can't affect the sales of constipation kernels." Fred said.

[On X, X, 93, I had one more specific worry in my trivial life

How can we keep the dementors out of the school gate?For this kind of creature that can easily evade fares and pick up trains, the walls of Hogwarts are obviously ineffective. 】

"Is there a ticket for the Hogwarts Express?" Everyone looked at each other.

"If you're not single, you can have a male ticket or a female ticket." The emerald light ball said, "Oh, I forgot that dementors have no gender..."

[This kind of erratic creature is really difficult to grasp.The movement is erratic, the thinking is erratic, and the appearance is also erratic... I really want to cover them with a vacuum bag, then seal it, and then use a vacuum cleaner to suck it. 】

"They're caped gaseous creatures instead of dust," Grindelwald said, "or are you out of your mind?"

"Ah," said Dumbledore, "I'm thinking of a combination of 'funny funny' and 'invoke God'."

[On X, X, XX, Merlin rescued me

It is enough to have a savior, plus dementors, then werewolves and Hagrid... What is even more tragic is that after entering the school, it is discovered that Lupine is not Severus' first love but a sworn enemy, which is better than killing each other. Dad's mortal enemy (I can foresee that there will be three colleges' potion scores to explore the bottom line at the end of the term). 】

"There is also an academy's Defense Against the Dark Arts results where you can try all the postures that are below the average score." Sirius said, "And, there will be a big gift package below the passing line."

[This semester, there is no main plot at all!The daily life of Hogwarts is completely surrounded by Severus' resentment, and his whole body exudes "Avada is free, see Merlin, I am here now, if you mess with me, I will throw you The aura of "Avada, your family" seems to indicate that the love and hatred of teenagers who have been 80 or [-] years away from today will be the most tragic scene of this semester. 】

"And Snape in women's clothing." Sirius said, "Of course, I just heard about it."

"...22 years." Snape said with a paralyzed face, "Also, Dumbledore, you have a good talent for prophecy."

[Suddenly felt that the group of dementors floating outside the window that looked like they were rolling and playing were nothing at all. 】

"Bah, who can compare with that stupid dog." Snape continued to show his presence.

James raised his head, and glanced at Snape in surprise: [XX, X, X, since we have already gone our separate ways

All of you are destined to leave Hogwarts.This school will only leave traces of your youth, and me. 】

"It's true." Grindelwald said, "Your grave also remains at Hogwarts."

"Could it be that Nurmengard is my burial place?" Dumbledore said, "In order to prevent many wizards from plopping around the English Channel like a group of balls in boiling water, the principle of proximity should be adopted. .”

"...Professor, the meatballs only plop when they are thrown in."

【The place where your dreams come true will never be here. 】

"Hehe, whose wish is to be a teacher at Hogwarts?" Grindelwald said.

"Please save your saliva, after all, you will be the next reader." James said, [You will each go to your own future.

After so many years, it doesn't matter if you don't remember the Hogwarts that accompanied you back then.It’s just that you have to understand that your teenage years are long gone and you will never look back, no matter whether you have realized your dreams back then or not. 】

"Which of us elders, whose dream has come true?" Dumbledore laughed, "Severus is half done."

"Yeah, so I guess I'm lucky," Snape said.

【So, now that everyone is heading towards their respective futures, let’s laugh at the grievances and grievances of youth 2B brain disabled who happened to be recalled in the busy and tired late night, as the most precious memories.Severus, I hope you can understand that the few of you can still clearly remember the appearance of each other when they have drifted away, and truly remind you that such a past did exist, how lucky you are. 】

"Ah, it is indeed very lucky." Grindelwald said.

The author has something to say: Thank you Poppy and Qingju for mine~

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