[HP] Read "Principal's Diary"

"No, I have to blame." Riddle pushed the book to the brunette witch and coughed, "It seems that Dumbledore's decision not to let me become a teacher was correct. He really has the foresight."

"And I need to practice the ability to keep talking?" Hermione smiled at Harry and Ron, "They can't stand it anymore."

"Such interesting content can still make me raise my eyelids." Ron who had just got down on the ground waved his hands weakly, "As long as you don't speak in an unchanged voice."

Hermione put her hair back on her head and began to read aloud: [XX, X, X, dress style problem

I've always had a lot of faith in Sybil because she matches Professor Quirrell's taste in dressing well, they're both big fans of bohemian and Indian styles, I'm guessing maybe she'll be a Hogwarts teacher The first person on the job to solve personal problems. 】

"If she will go down to the attic," said Dumbledore.

Other human os: "...Professor Dumbledore, aren't you the leader of the single alliance?!"

[I think she and Quirrell will be a couple. Love always needs a common topic. Obviously they have it, but they lack the opportunity to get along.But Professor Quirrell seems to be too obsessed with his own preferences, and he wears a bit too much Indian-style perfume. 】

"Isn't that... the smell of garlic?" Harry, who was lying on the table with a smile, said intermittently.

"Brother Voldy lived in the smell of garlic for a year, I really admire." Riddle smirked.

Grindelwald had a black line on his face: "Student Tom, you forgot that he has no nose."

[And tonight, Sybil made excuses for not coming to the school opening banquet. 】

"That's why single people should never be matchmakers." Dumbledore tried to persuade, "If they succeed, they will be immersed in a sticky honeymoon, which is definitely a huge harm to matchmakers who are single; , Your hard work was in vain, and the people who were dragged out were also very upset."

Grindelwald immediately took advantage of the opponent's loophole: "So, welcome to join the ranks of showing affection."

Other human os: "... Isn't the love between you two high-profile enough?! A quarrel (domestic violence) can be kept in the history books, and the sweetness dominates the full text."

[Dead, school has started, and the group of youthful second-year boys are back again (in various senses). 】

"Unfortunately, electronic products are not allowed in Hogwarts Castle." Dumbledore looked sad, "Every time after eating a full meal, he would say 'Don't enter the Forbidden Forest', 'Don't use magic', 'Quidditch registration time '...Should I go to bed immediately!!"

The rest of Hogwarts humans continued to os: "...Professor Dumbledore, you can indeed wave your wand and conjure hundreds of purple sleeping bags in the auditorium."

[On X, X, 91, huh?

With Sybil still living in the tower, it seemed the romance was over before it even began.

The good news is, I found out that Snape was interested in Quirrell. (The focus is drawn with a highlighter)]

Snape who was slapped in the face (?): "... these days, it is true that even 'I am a straight man' needs a special statement."

"Then how do you explain the word 'interested'?" Grindelwald leaned back in the chair and said leisurely.

"It's purely work, work, need, need!" Snape's yellow skin gradually turned into the color of spoiled milk, and his facial muscles tensed abruptly. "For a certain unscrupulous underage senior, I can only say I am willing to bow down."

Sirius changed the subject: "Comparatively speaking, those regular lolitas who are like a crop of endless weeds, who follow one after another, are the pinnacle generation."

"Then why didn't Shui Lan'er pick you up? Handsome (sound) brother?" Riddle blinked his eyes, and unfolded a pure and harmless expression that killed countless loli in seconds, "It's really a waste of eight words from the mouth of a 'little aesthetic expert' a complimenting adjective."

Sirius said calmly: "But I will never do CP with the big white snake, the little green snake, the Whomping Willow, and the toilet, let alone self-harm."

Hermione, who was holding back her laughter, put her finger on the top of this text: [On X, X, 91, a vicious incident on campus

Went to a friend's house for tea this morning.When I came back, I heard that during the class, students from the two departments gathered to fight.

But since Professor McGonagall has taken care of it, it's nothing to do with me.I am old and don't want to participate in the work of psychological counseling for students anymore.I will not do things that will cause parents' dissatisfaction, such as expelling students from school. 】

"Although we have already returned to the other shore?" James narrowed his eyes, "Thank you."

Before Dumbledore reacted, 【Huh?The savior (fuck, when did he get into school)? ] Hermione's tone changed suddenly, and her voice was very weird... [I don't care about such things as expulsion of special students that will cause social conflicts to appear on the front page of newspapers and attract the Minister of Magic to visit the grassroots level of the school with a bloody face. Dry. 】

"I don't do it, I don't do it~~Important things to say three times~~" The childish □□□□□□ sound lingers around the hall for N days...

Looking at the stunned eyes of the people around her at the emerald green light ball, Hermione pressed her heart, thinking: Fortunately, she wasn't the one who spoke.

Even so, the tough nerves of the Twelve Angry Men still couldn't resist Loli's voice... However, it also managed to make a group of people on the verge of trouble get bloody.

Hermione weighed it over and over again, and could only say with her mouth half open: [Anyway, this incident was handled by the young teacher.If there is a problem and she is pursued, I will be responsible for covering her with all my strength, and let it be just a matter of fooling around. 】

[On X, X, X, XX, please pay attention to single elderly people

Last night it was my turn to patrol at night, and I stayed up all night.Today is the end of the month when employees are paid wages, and I counted the coins for the day.I hate the day, I hate counting the money - there's no one to share. 】

"Not even a sharing machine." Dumbledore shrugged. "Of course, I've always used the 'waving my wand' method as a wit."

[Look at other Muggle schools, which one does not have a full-time financial office to count money, and they also have professional security guards, full-time night watch patrols.In other Muggle schools, the headmaster refers to which subordinates fight, and where Hogwarts needs coolies, the headmaster is the top! !I am the principal!It's administrative work!And I have never studied mathematics since I was a child, and I have no such subject as physical education!The physique is not strong!It's time to see Merlin again! ! !

Call for early reform of the education system. 】

"So you will miss me, dear Albus." Grindelwald said lightly.

"I still miss Armando and them very much." Dumbledore replied, "After all, we have a deep fighting friendship."

[On X, X, XX, the Hogwarts teaching system

More than one teacher has complained to me about the Hogwarts examination system. There are seven grades and four colleges. The same subject has to be completed by one person, day after day. Year after year, the life of a donkey.Assuming that there are an average of 40 students in one department and one grade, then it is 7X4 for the examination paper, 7X4 for the invigilator, 40X4X7 for the revised paper, and 40X4X7 for the score plus the calculation of the total score ranking, single subject ranking, department grade ranking, department grade single subject ranking, school grade The overall score ranking, the school-level single-subject ranking... No, but I am too lazy to modify it. *

The task is heavy and the time is tight.At this time, there is no teacher who does not envy the students who sit in their seats and just spend an hour messing up the papers, and then they can slap their buttocks on vacation.Especially the new teachers, they have not yet adapted to this kind of life, and they always have a lot of resentment.For example, Severus, at the end of each semester, he always pursued the goal of giving the lowest score on the paper. 】

Snape said coolly: "So, Potter's aptitude for the Potions exam is pretty good."

[So this year, I would like to learn from the Muggle examination method, which they call "Comprehensive Arts and Sciences": all the examination items are concentrated on one test paper.With fewer test papers, there will be more manpower to correct the papers ("It's as true as it sounds." Snape snorted coldly.), and the efficiency will also increase.

Teachers are very actively involved in this reform, and the papers have been revised until now, which look a bit like small-scale "Triwizard Tournament" test questions.Because this is just an experiment, it has not been announced to the public, and Professor McGonagall thinks that some details of the test papers need to be considered, so I asked a three-headed dog from Hagrid to take care of the test papers. I don’t know if the production progress can keep up. The end of this semester. 】

"It turns out that Voldy lived in the smell of Indian-flavored perfume for a school year, and didn't even get a bunch of broken test papers!" Riddle, the vanguard who mocked Voldemort, said as usual.

"His wish is not an exam, how could the paper fall into Quirrell's hood?" Dumbledore said with a smile as he folded his hands into a tower shape.

"Even if he takes the paper, it's useless. You should know that Hogwarts has a super gift package of 'cancellation of the final exam'." Hermione's voice came bitterly, and everyone knew that she had an unusual resentment towards the second-year exam. .

【XX, X, X, I lived a little too long

Humans can be anyone.

The first time I discovered this was at a class reunion when I had just become a teacher at Hogwarts.When we were students, we got together and talked about common topics, even the clothes we wore were exactly the same; but more than ten years later, you will find that some people have already stood in the field where you can never meet. 】

Sirius said disconsolately, "Oh, Moon-face and I are just a life-and-death distance from you."

"There is a gap of 12 years in prison between a handsome boy and a weather-beaten uncle." Snape insisted on the unwavering goal of "tearing/pushing Sirius" for 30 years.

However, no one paid attention to Snape, who was unpredictable in popularity, because Hermione was reading the next paragraph: [I've lived a little too long.Whenever summer comes, facing the graduates sitting in the Hogwarts auditorium, I think this more than once: destiny is always impermanent.Today you are sitting here as equals; maybe tomorrow, when you really leave Hogwarts, maybe you will become each other's enemies, stand on your own stand, and kill each other for your beliefs.

At that time, do you remember that you used to sit in the same auditorium, eat the same food, have the same professors take the same courses, take the same test papers, and struggle with the same homework problems-and these intimacy, None of these commonalities can narrow the distance between your destiny. 】

"That doesn't work for me," said Snape, "and the one across from me."

Hermione patted the back of the person on the right side lightly, and said to the spokesperson expressionlessly: [So I hate Slytherin, they always have an excuse to do things that frustrate me.So I hate Ravenclaw, that group of lunatics always live indifferently in their own lives.I also don't like some Gryffindors, a group of people who think they are truth and justice.

I hope you, my dear students, when you grow up to my age, will not regret everything you did when you were young.

Good night, my OCD Mr. Green. 】

While everyone was still thinking about it, the emerald green ball of light issued a notice: "Now is the time to say 'good night'. I think you may be contemptuous or deeply touched, but we all need to rest—some people From the very beginning, the upper and lower eyelids were fighting."

This resulted in chuckles from many people.As soon as the words fell, their respective doors appeared behind the twelve angry men.Everyone got up from their chairs and put their hands on the doorknobs.

After ten times of closing the door, there were only two tall and thin old men left in the hall.

The author has something to say: *: The sentence "No..." was added by a certain string.

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Completed on January 2016.1.24, 2019.2.9, revised on February [-], [-]

Regarding the last article "I lived a little too long", I was deeply moved by Danlan blue's "On the Lion and Snake War" (the original review of Chu Hanyiqing's "HP is the savior is no longer the savior").

Another: Although there are many SJBs in Chu Hanyiqing's article (maybe it's some people's cuteness), I like "Seeing Good" very much.