[HP] Read "Principal's Diary"

"Little Ronnie," George winked, "you are also the prefect of our Gryffindor College~"

After many years, Ron laughed off his brother's joke, and slapped the diary in front of Snape, "Hey, the people below are really relaxed."

"It's easier than disciplining a group of youngsters who can blow up cauldrons at any time." Snape calmly twisted the last few pages and read,

[On X, X, XX, I dragged half my life to visit my home

I really use my life to be the principal.Took half his life to make a home visit.

Maybe, before reaching the end of his cursed life, he will die from overwork early.

The black patch on your hand counts as fart, being cursed counts as fart.

Taking time off to do things like home visits has been one of the major challenges of my career. 】

"Perhaps it challenged your aloof career? It destroyed the distance between you and the crowd?" Grindelwald interjected.

"I have reason to believe that Mr. Grindelwald is suffering from claustrophobia and needs a sedative." Snape said, [... I have a lot of dissatisfaction.

At the beginning of the summer vacation, I found out that I would not survive this year, but the question is, why can’t I lie in bed and drink tea for the rest of my life after hearing the bad news? Why? ?Why did I still travel all over the UK, why why? ?Aren’t things like suicide notes and burials written and talked about, and then others do it... Why do I have to fight in person when it’s my turn, I don’t want to bury my bones at the desk! ! ! 】

"It's our fault to excuse our honorable Headmaster Dumbledore. I'm very sorry."

Dumbledore sighed: "I'm not some kind of Jesus, why should I be enshrined on the altar, why not let me go down and experience the world."

"And then crucified on a holy and snow-white cross?" Grindelwald said inappropriately.

Snape snorted, [On X, X, XX, I discussed my death with Dr. Snape today

At this moment, I am so envious of the plot in the TV series. After the patient is diagnosed with a terminal illness, the doctor tells the patient's family members, "He can eat whatever he wants." , supporting the patient tremblingly every day, so the patient doesn’t think about anything, sleeps after eating, eats late at night, and is surrounded by the love of relatives every day. Be happy. 】

Grindelwald snorted, "It's as if your brother is from this kind of drama family."

[And why am I so tired of dying! ! ?

Well, it's hard to die.

I have been looking forward to death so bitterly and for so long. 】

Snape turned his gaze to Dumbledore, and pushed the diary to Fred, "I think the following content is too sensational."

Dumbledore raised his eyebrows and looked into those bottomless black eyes.

In a silence that may hold your breath, or may not have time to draw your breath, Fred read [XX, X, X, you and I have already booked a seat in hell.

"Then my soul is down to that point, isn't it, Dumbledore? And what about my soul?"

Yes, Severus, I don't think we can piece ourselves together anymore, neither you nor me.

You've been escaping hell and failing to do so, and I'm old and useless.

Although I want to smile and say 'bye, see you in hell. '...But I also feel that it is really a very sad thing that I can laugh in such a sad fact. 】

He immediately snarled, "Snape, how can you be so immoral... Oh, Professor."

Snape cut off his drawn-out voice: "Don't you think my fingers are only stained with your brother's blood?" He turned his face to George, and said with a wry smile, "Although you two are no better than the little Potter gang Go, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to make this mistake. Even with an apology... I can't heal your wounds, let alone restore your left pinna."

"I was in a war," said George. "Fred, would you please read on?"

[On X, X, XX, I really want to see that shriveled face

I have had enough!This semester is as busy as rushing to the set, and every night before going to bed, I have to hold the mail-order marble basin to 'remember the past' (the head is about to become removable), even in the shower. Deduce where the Horcruxes are, how many there are, and how to find them.

Pulling Harry around here and there, he was exhausted for several days after being exhausted.It's just urging me to die. 】

"You're obviously too old to die, uh, live to die, okay?" Riddle finally replaced Grindelwald as a new generation of comedians.

"Some people are alive, he is dead; some people are dead, he is still alive. (1)" said the emerald light ball, "At Hogwarts, those who ask for help can always get help. (2) )”

"Thank you," said Dumbledore.

[In other words, how long is the shelf life of this pot of potion? I looked at the appearance of the entire 'refrigerator'... something that has been in the same room with a dead body for many years. I really dare not think deeply about its ingredients. (The opened milk can be poisoned if you put it in the refrigerator for three days)

Wow ha ha ha ha, I am actually forced to finish drinking this thing that challenges the concept of hygiene.

It's very unhygienic.

I think I'm having a bit of a stomachache.

If I die of diarrhea before Draco strikes... I don't know how Voldemort will feel, I really want to see that stricken face.

Damn, my stomach hurts. 】

"Besides Potter, I'm probably the one who was embarrassed? Fortunately, you showed your loyalty in the end." Snape said.

"Otherwise, I'm sorry for your and my plan and the progress of this year." Dumbledore said, "There will only be one article next, right?"

Fred frowned, wondering: "More than that?"

[On X, X, XX, Voldemort ordered fireworks to be set off at Hogwarts

Hogwarts is just a vocational school, why is it always like taking a free train to hell?

I've already explained everything I can, and when Harry rolls out and I burp, this matter has nothing to do with Hogwarts.So don't be so anxious and drag all the juniors from your alma mater into the water.

Finally, Harry.Please, after I die, can you... roll a little farther away. 】

"I've rolled away smoothly." Harry smiled, and helped his glasses that had slipped off. "But, how did you keep your diary, Headmaster?"

"Maybe you can find the answer in the pensieve? Don't forget to ask Hogwarts for help." Dumbledore smiled, "I welcome those children who eat sweets with me."

[On X, X, XX, I also had a day when I was hung on the wall

Shortly after my death, a creature that looked like a Hogwarts logistics elf suddenly appeared in front of me.At this moment, I realized that Hogwarts logistics... and funeral services are all in one, which is really considerate. (The service is enthusiastic and professional, and it seems that they have done this more than once). 】

"I don't have that kind of treatment." Snape sneered, "Principal McGonagall should be able to."

said Dumbledore, folding his hands into a pagoda, "You're still the rightful Headmaster of Hogwarts. But I guess you prefer to live in isolation?"

[I learned the news from the mouth of the elf, it seems that my future retirement life will be spent on portraits. ("If hell is too tiring, Mr. Dumbledore can come to the wall for a vacation" is roughly like this) In fact, elves are the permanent residents of Hogwarts, right? (Simply the god of Hogwarts)

I was also surprised to find that all my personal belongings have been counted and listed by logistics, and now they are being held by the one opposite? (I've only been dead for less than an hour...Ghost, you ghosts!!) After that, I discussed with the elf intermittently about the disposal of my relics.

In fact, I only have one request, which is very urgent from the bottom of my heart: "Burn the diary I hid in the interlayer of the desk drawer, and no peeping is allowed."]

"Unfortunately, you didn't say that circulation and reading are prohibited." Snape said, glanced at James and Sirius, "However, I still have a bit of morality."

Fred couldn't help laughing, and read: [XX, X, X, sorry

It seems that it is "too late" to do the rest of my life, so I have to say "sorry" to those of you who are still alive.

When I was Awada, I felt extremely happy, as if I persisted until now just for this day.It's like after being busy for so long, followed by an uninvolved, boring weekend without bothering work harassment.

It's not that I haven't regretted it, but at a specific time and a specific place, I can only rely on my own understanding to try to find a more accurate option.

I tried my best……

Here I stand, my children, with you at my funeral, time will cover the sorrow, my traces on earth will be wiped away in an instant.I can't teach you more because I believe I'm just as lost as you are.Perhaps, one morning when you grow up, you will suddenly understand: Dumbledore back then, in fact, was actually like this.

May your life not be a failure like mine.

May you be safe and happy.

May you look back on the past without regretting everything you have done.

...if you still remember me then.

At this moment, I want to say to everyone I have met in this life: Sorry. 】

"If you're still a loser, then I'm probably an ant," Grindelwald said.

"You shouldn't be involved in this war. But who can't be caught by its clutches?" Dumbledore stood up and said, "Everyone, my life is not brilliant, but you still have A bright future, and I will be here to send my blessings."

He opened his arms, and at the same time Lily stood up and gave the Order of the Phoenix organizer a hug: "You are the best headmaster we know, and you will always have a place at Hogwarts."

"Wait, Headmaster, this diary is longer than I thought," said Fred, looking in amazement at the flood of letters.

[XX, X, X, I thought this would not happen

After the elf left (is it really an elf), King's Cross station was empty except for me.

Maybe Merlin wants me to get a ride to the next Hogwarts?

A few days later, Harry passed by, and it seemed that Hogwarts still couldn't escape the fate of being demolished. 】

"On behalf of the previous Headmasters of Hogwarts, I would like to thank you for protecting Hogwarts." Dumbledore said.

Harry responded: "She has been responding to our requests."

[Why is it so natural for Hogwarts to fight? Look at other Muggle schools, which one is not protected by social forces when faced with threats of violence.

I wanted to go to Hogwarts to help, but I remembered that I was no longer the headmaster. 'At least I can take a look', but realized that my current situation can only be fixed on the wall.

The brain is blank.

After working hard for decades, I suddenly realized that it wasn’t you who had the vicissitudes of life, and then the frustration of my own sons participating in gang fights, and then the impatience that made me worry that the gang fight was too strong. I want to personally go into battle and kill you idiots, but I'm already dead and powerless.

Hogwarts is really going to collapse! ! ! 】

"As one of the victims, I have to agree," said Fred dryly, "but..."

The handwriting in the next few paragraphs was originally blurred, but now it suddenly disappeared, and the diary turned a new page by itself.The people in the hall looked at each other when they heard the sound of flipping paper.

"Uh, it seems that my estimated time is a bit short." The emerald green light sphere shook, "Sorry, Fred, please continue?"

Fred bit the bullet and read:

[On X, X, XX, I started living with a bunch of portraits

The principal's office is hell, I thought, sitting behind the giant desk.

Do you think I'm the only one in the office? ? ?You are wrong, you didn’t see a hundred pairs of eyes staring at me, urging me to hurry up and work.Moreover, they are all experts in this industry, although most of them are pretending to doze off most of the time.

Every time I sit on this bench, I have the illusion of being watched by my parents doing homework.

Still 360 degrees without dead ends, dear. (Fortunately, there are no portraits in the bedroom)

Especially Principal Dumbledore, as soon as his portrait wakes up, he will take out a small black book while observing my work, and record it desperately.

There is a feeling of being checked by the supervision team.Is he worried about the quality of my work?stressed.

However, I will try my best to live up to your expectations. 】

"It seems to be the diary of the new principal." Sirius said with a smile.

"Shut up." Snape retorted, "Go to the sky and blink your eyes hard, don't come here to experience the 'swords and winds and frosts' (3), unless you are still waiting for the dementors kiss."

"It seems that I should give you this title." Fred shook his head and laughed, [XX, X, X, I always thought that I would witness a soap opera on a portrait in my lifetime

Severus' portrait remained empty, for a long time.

The victim who was dumped by Avada and the murderer who dumped Avada became the neighbors in the portrait after death.There's something good to watch, I'm sure. 】

Snape snorted: "Principal McGonagall...why are you all afraid of chaos?"

"Minerva has a right to her bad taste too, my dear Severus," said Dumbledore.

【Severus never showed up, maybe out of guilt or the pressure of being a betrayer.At least that's what I thought at the time.

But not long after, one day in June, when I returned to the office with the students' papers after two classes in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that Severus appeared, and it appeared in the portrait of Headmaster Dumbledore , leisurely drinking afternoon tea.

Severus still looks the same, and so does Headmaster Dumbledore, but that's not the crux of the problem, the crux of the problem is... you guys, don't you have a debt to settle?You... Are you sure you don't need to spit at each other? 】

"This seems more childish than someone sneaking into the Whomping Willow for the second time." James spread his hands.

[Wait, did something happen during my absence, or was this actually an intermission?

I carefully observed the expression of the former boss, Mr. Dumbledore, who was ruddy, radiant, and smiling. (Shouldn't one face the enemy with a bitter and bitter face?)

This has bothered me for a semester.This evening, Professor Binns enlightened me when he came to hand in the final grades: history is unreliable, those are secrets about secrets, and the more it reveals, the less you know.

Well, maybe there are certain issues that only the parties involved know.

The gap between intention and effect: who you really are, who you appear to be, and who others think you are, never line up.To think that one day my portrait will hang in this room for others to 'look at'... oh, it's a mind-blowing thing. 】

Snape shuddered, "Don't, don't, she'd better turn into a tabby cat, I'd rather have those two tortoiseshell stripes facing me all the time."

"Anyway, the rest of your life has been dedicated to Hogwarts, so it's really nothing to lose a second." The emerald green light ball muttered.

[Excerpt from "Professor Binns' Research Diary·The Collection of Papers·A Detailed Observation of History"

XX year X month X day

Some thoughts on the historical event of Voldemort's capture of Hogwarts:

Although, Mr. Potter has made several simple explanations about Principal Severus killing Principal Dumbledore, but for history, one should never just listen to the one-sided words of a few people (without physical evidence support ).

How time flies, even Potter's son is of school age this year.I saw this little guy in my afternoon class... and from the name, it was clear that Mr Potter was still insisting on his own ideas about Headmaster Severus' true role.

Let's take this point as a more reliable and important evidence and include it in my thesis. 】

"I don't know if it's my honor or your misfortune to be side by side with you," Snape said.

"Perhaps the disappointment of the sweet tooth," Dumbledore replied.

[I have witnessed many major historical events in Britain, but the truth of history seems to be drifting away from me. (The future great wizards, great men, politicians, middle class, businessmen, craftsmen, and criminals of the UK's magical world all come from this school, and there is no better observation point than this)

I think that I have lost my way in the narrative of history, but I firmly believe that one day I will sort out a clear idea, given enough time.I can still fully recall the scene when Dumbledore, Riddle, McGonagall, Snape, and Potter entered school at the age of 11... They looked no different from the children around them.

To be honest, Potter, the savior at the time, behaved like an ignorant bastard in class.Dumbledore...he was really smart, but he was always a little absent-minded in class.I am amazed how children who had trouble spelling in those days would play important roles in different historical events years later. (Oh, this has happened more than once, hasn’t it. That’s why you stay at Hogwarts, to finish your dissertation, huh.)]

"Ah, it's no wonder that the progress of Professor Binns' thesis has been relatively slow these years." Dumbledore said, "There is no pressure of deadline, which is really enviable."

"This is luck in a peaceful age." Lily said softly.

[For many years, I have always thought that Miss Granger will make a big difference. Her sophomore question really impressed me...but she still needs to work hard.So, today's students, I look forward to your future performance, I don't want to wait too long. 】

Lily took the diary and read [Excerpt from "Miss Sybill Trelawney's Diary-Living Alone Year XX"

XX year X month X day

I hinted at Headmaster Dumbledore seven years ago at Christmas about his fate.In fact, I knew it even earlier, when I first met him.

Headmaster Dumbledore worried about me all his life. (such as living habits and marital status, etc.) Well, I am a bit of a nerd, with bad living habits and obsessed with addictive drinks.

But what can I do, life is always lazy and crazy, whenever I see a strange face, I can instinctively foresee their fate and death.Time means nothing to me at all, today is like yesterday, tomorrow is like the day before yesterday. 】

"This woman doesn't understand the meaning of eternal life." Riddle said contemptuously. "She is just the mouthpiece of God's will."

"Could it be that your eternal life proves that your failures are not worth mentioning, and that your successes are of far-reaching significance? Besides, why do you let ordinary people be stepping stones?" Lily retorted, "Could it be that if you change your situation, it really represents you?" Overcome fate?"

[Some people are obsessed with divination, in order to find comfort or want to control their fate.But if you ask me, divination has no meaning at all, no meaning, no meaning, no meaning, no meaning, no meaning, no meaning... From beginning to end, I can only be a poor bystander of fate.

Goodbye, Headmaster Dumbledore!Farewell, Headmaster Snape! (See you in advance, so as not to forget when you get it)]

"Obviously, she doesn't need to remember me." Snape said flatly.

"But that doesn't mean there's no room for you," said Dumbledore. "At Hogwarts, help is always given to those who ask for it."

"Perhaps." Snape stood up and bowed in Lily's direction, "Dear Mrs. Potter, I once wanted to participate in your fate, but I was just an incompetent bystander. I feel sorry for your family's misfortune, and hate My own despicableness, let alone any noble redemption, so please let me disappear completely—I don’t even bother to continue the boring little tricks with Mr. Potter and Mr. Black.”

After saying that, he turned and left, his form dissipating in the shadow of the palace.

The author has something to say: (1) Zang Kejia "Some People——Thirteenth Anniversary of Lu Xun's Death"

(2) from HP2C14

(3) In "A Dream of Red Mansions", Lin Daiyu's "The Song of Burying Flowers"

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2017.08.15 is over, the update is one year late, and it is too late to calibrate the previous article orz

Is the style of this article really relaxed?